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Title: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: anabolichalo on May 05, 2014, 12:48:11 PM
some ideas  i had

*funeral home

*laser tattoo removal

*gymnasium


give me more ideas
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Simple Simon on May 05, 2014, 12:49:18 PM
social worker.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Simple Simon on May 05, 2014, 12:50:03 PM
Immigration enforcement officer?
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Natural Man on May 05, 2014, 12:50:31 PM
gogo dancer
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: anabolichalo on May 05, 2014, 12:51:11 PM
this looks easy enough


does it require any certification?

Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Knooger on May 05, 2014, 12:51:22 PM
Cocks, you could suck them for money.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: anabolichalo on May 05, 2014, 12:53:07 PM
Cocks, you could suck them for money.
only women get paid to suck cock

men get paid to let other homos suck and ride their extra large cock meat


wake up dreamer

Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: scottt on May 05, 2014, 12:54:00 PM
Painting houses. People hate painting but if you get in the zone and don't think about it you can do well.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Knooger on May 05, 2014, 12:54:30 PM
only women get paid to suck cock

men get paid to let other homos suck and ride their extra large cock meat


wake up dreamer



Sorry, I'll research more before I make a suggestion in the future.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: anabolichalo on May 05, 2014, 12:54:46 PM
Painting houses. People hate painting but if you get in the zone and don't think about it you can do well.
i painted my apartment and i wanted to kill myself during every minute of it

worst job ever
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Primemuscle on May 05, 2014, 12:55:39 PM
social worker.

Marriage counselor
EEO Counselor (Equal Employment Opportunity)
Clerk for the unemployment office
Daycare worker specializing in infant care
Driver's education instructor
Skin care specialist
Wig salesman
Pharmacy clerk
Walmart greeter
Locksmith or door salesman
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: anabolichalo on May 05, 2014, 12:56:05 PM
Sorry, I'll research more before I make a suggestion in the future.
tmbomz should have researched more too


thought he could get rich selling his nasty body devoid of extra large cock meat


pipe dream, all he got was a load of poz semeen
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Alpine on May 05, 2014, 12:56:27 PM
some ideas  i had

*funeral home

*laser tattoo removal

*gymnasium


give me more ideas

Some suggestions for employment:

* dog catcher

* toll booth worker

* GetBig patron experience engineer

* BestBuy TV salesman (this is probably expecting a bit much from you)

* landscaping

* security guard (night shift)
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Knooger on May 05, 2014, 12:57:22 PM
tmbomz should have researched more too


thought he could get rich selling his nasty body devoid of extra large cock meat


pipe dream, all he got was a load of poz semeen

He should have moved to the Pacific Northwest and became a Sasquatch impersonator.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: headhuntersix on May 05, 2014, 12:57:58 PM
Child care worker
Child advocacy worker
Drug councilor
Hospice care giver

All seem right up your alley
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Man of Steel on May 05, 2014, 01:02:26 PM
Invent a product or provide a service that many people want and/or need.

Then collect millions.

You're welcome.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Simple Simon on May 05, 2014, 01:05:42 PM
Open a cup shop
People throws sets of cups away when they break a cup, so go around and ask people for old spare cups, you now have all your stock.
Now when people break a cup, chances are you will have a replacement for them.

Genius really.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Tapeworm on May 05, 2014, 01:08:08 PM
Move to Alaska with no planning whatsoever.  Everything will just work itself out.  Drop us a line when you get a chance.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: anabolichalo on May 05, 2014, 01:08:30 PM
all horrible ideas so far
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Simple Simon on May 05, 2014, 01:08:56 PM
all horrible ideas so far
Really, you never broke a cup?
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Tapeworm on May 05, 2014, 01:10:18 PM
You often seem dissatisfied lately.  Perhaps a change of scenery?

Alaska.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: ChopperRider on May 05, 2014, 01:11:52 PM
Walmart warehouse shipping department?
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Lustral on May 05, 2014, 01:11:58 PM
What country are you in? I'm seriously considering getting into the mobility scooter sector.

They are uncommon here, but I see more popping up. Although we have a young population here, people are living older and getting fatter. All European countries eventually follow American trends. I can see fat people and old people (growing markets) using mobility scooters more.

I would open an off-licence (liquor store) as it is basically a licence to print money in Ireland but you couldn't compete with the buying power of major multiples (who often sell below cost) as many here drink to get drunk, not for flavour, therefore price is king.

A lot depends on where you are and what access to capital you have. Big difference borrowing from a bank in Germany versus Greece.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: _bruce_ on May 05, 2014, 01:12:51 PM
Receding Hairline Analyst

...a job streamlined with the economy
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: whitewidow on May 05, 2014, 01:13:04 PM
some ideas  i had

*funeral home

*laser tattoo removal

*gymnasium


give me more ideas

#1- You will make alot of money if you can own a liquor store especially if you have alot of  knowledge about liquor and what products to order. liquor stores rake in alot of cash.

#2-Legal Marijuana Dispansarys make a shit load of money especially if you have growers growing your product. but Marijauna Dispensarys are not as safe as a liquor store even though selling medciinal Marijuana is legal by the state it is federally illegal you are still selling a scheduled 1 drug the feds can come shut you donw if you are not paying them off a heavy cutt. If you pay thhe feds right you can make a shit load of cash.

#3- If you have the Balls to do it- start a Anabolic Steroid/ other medication website.definatey alot of money in selling anabolic steroids/HGH and other medications. Guys are out there getting rish selling Anabolic steroids,HGH and Erectile Dysfuntion pills.

#4-Start a Brothel! Hell even sell yourself.Have everybody start stripping and selling pussy to rich old men. You can sell yourself to rich old women if the price is right if it's not right don't do it/ focus the business on women for men but also men for women sells a little.

#5 - Start a promotion company. bring in big name DJ's, rappers and any group that will sell out ticket sales sell out auditoriums at the same time run alot of party favors through the club.

#6 - Buy cheap house around the world for super cheap like in Thailand especially around pattaya Beach houses sell cheap their. I found a house there that was huge with a pool for 29,000$. Fix them up just a little bit ,do most of the work yourself or pay some people cheap pay and double your money or at least get close to doubling your money.

#7- don't have any more kids and have to pay child support! Get rich before you have kids.

#8- Pussy sells! drugs and pussy sell. start a brothel start drug house but that is a poor choice but something that will def work if you have the balls to risk that kind of activity. I know I mentioned something like this earlier these are ways i have seen guys get rich.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: headhuntersix on May 05, 2014, 01:15:08 PM
You want a real idea...move to the Dakota's and get in on the fraking either as an actual oil worker or as a support business. They can't find enough people to do anything up there. There's not enough fast food, housing and shopping. U appear to be allergic to hard work but you could buy and pay off a nice house and car pretty fast if you grab your balls and work your ass off for a year or 2.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Tapeworm on May 05, 2014, 01:17:50 PM
Burrito truck.  "Juneau Burrito?  We know burrito!  Buy a fuckin burrito already."
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: headhuntersix on May 05, 2014, 01:19:34 PM
Food trucks do well...get a good spot.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: pedro01 on May 05, 2014, 01:28:57 PM
If you can program C#, I can help you out.

If not, I'm also looking for a media researcher who also needs to double up helping me out with tech support - but right now I'm looking to hire a Philipino, so sort of depends where you are and how much you need to live off....

Guns not reqd for either role...
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: That_Dude on May 05, 2014, 01:30:38 PM
Sell blow. If you can chop a couple of plates monthly to a fairly small yet loyal customer base you can make some good coin.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: anabolichalo on May 05, 2014, 01:32:06 PM
selling food in industrial zones where there a lot of companies but nothing to eat at lunch time ???
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Tedim on May 05, 2014, 01:32:23 PM
befitting your personality....

Put out a bunch of water bottles collecting donations all over the city you live in.....collect and live off the money. 
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Man of Steel on May 05, 2014, 01:39:46 PM
anabol, enlighten us with some of your money making ideas.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: ChopperRider on May 05, 2014, 01:40:51 PM
some ideas  i had

*funeral home

*laser tattoo removal

*gymnasium

give me more ideas

Live off record royalties....
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: the trainer on May 05, 2014, 01:42:15 PM
some ideas  i had

*funeral home

*laser tattoo removal

*gymnasium


give me more ideas

I would not suggest this to anybody else but since you are lazy like to sit at home all day and do nothing, you could just jerk off on web camera for old men.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Tedim on May 05, 2014, 01:42:36 PM
you can pimp black whores....
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: anabolichalo on May 05, 2014, 01:43:36 PM
you pumpkin heads only have garbage ideas


drugs, whores, g4p



those are not real business
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: tu_holmes on May 05, 2014, 01:48:47 PM
If I had a great business idea, why would I give it away?

I'd keep it and use it for myself... Who gives away good business ideas?
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Hulkotron on May 05, 2014, 02:19:46 PM
You could make a website where bodybuilders can come and chat about the industry and the sport.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Tedim on May 05, 2014, 02:21:51 PM
you could buy 100,000 shares of IBM and live on the dividends
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 05, 2014, 02:27:29 PM
some ideas  i had

*funeral home

*laser tattoo removal

*gymnasium


give me more ideas

Buy a few properties to rent out to schmucks.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Lustral on May 05, 2014, 02:27:43 PM
some ideas  i had

*funeral home

*laser tattoo removal

*gymnasium


give me more ideas

Funeral homes make bank. One near me has Bentley and Rolls Royce hearses, both less than 2 years old, plus a fleet of mercs and cadillacs. People obviously feel guilted into wasting tens of thousands on disposing of a dead body. Pathetic really as I doubt any of the dead folk ever rode around in a brand new Bentley or RR while alive. Waste of money of peace.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Lustral on May 05, 2014, 02:31:57 PM
you pumpkin heads only have garbage ideas


drugs, whores, g4p



those are not real business

You ignored all the other ideas... the ones that required work.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Teutonic Knight on May 05, 2014, 02:35:22 PM
- Composer/song writer of Afro tunes in Belgium
- Dented heads silicone implant specialist
- President of RC fan club
- Furniture removalist for Afros in Belgium
- Bacne squeezer
- Mercedes rep for Cuba

 ;D
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: anabolichalo on May 05, 2014, 02:39:46 PM
- Composer/song writer of Afro tunes in Belgium
- Dented heads silicone implant specialist
- President of RC fan club
- Furniture removalist for Afros in Belgium
- Bacne squeezer
- Mercedes rep for Cuba

 ;D

im having second thought about buying merc

i should buy bmw

(http://www.bmwblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Bild-Vergleich-BMW-7er-LCI-F01-Mercedes-S-Klasse-W222-04-655x490.jpg)
(http://www.bmwblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Bild-Vergleich-BMW-7er-LCI-F01-Mercedes-S-Klasse-W222-05-655x490.jpg)
(http://www.bmwblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Bild-Vergleich-BMW-7er-LCI-F01-Mercedes-S-Klasse-W222-03-1024x767.jpg)
(http://www.bmwblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Bild-Vergleich-BMW-7er-LCI-F01-Mercedes-S-Klasse-W222-02-1024x1024.jpg)
(http://www.bmwblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Bild-Vergleich-BMW-7er-LCI-F01-Mercedes-S-Klasse-W222-01-1024x767.jpg)
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: ChopperRider on May 05, 2014, 02:42:03 PM
Write children's books.....they might believe your bullshit tales.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Teutonic Knight on May 05, 2014, 02:44:03 PM
im having second thought about buying merc

i should buy bmw



Why not Cuban build car, be patriotic  ;D
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: anabolichalo on May 05, 2014, 02:45:21 PM
Why not Cuban build car, be patriotic  ;D
my friend say bitches love BMW and they think merc is for old man


Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Tedim on May 05, 2014, 02:48:30 PM
you can sell your organs for money....
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Teutonic Knight on May 05, 2014, 02:53:57 PM
you can sell your organs for money....

no chance, Paki kidneys a much cheaper ............ ;D
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: ChopperRider on May 05, 2014, 02:55:54 PM
you pumpkin heads only have garbage ideas

drugs, whores, g4p

those are not real business

I'd give you $2 for a nude photo of your make-believe, ex-girlfriend's gape.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Teutonic Knight on May 05, 2014, 03:02:31 PM
I'd give you $2 for a nude photo of your make-believe, ex-girlfriend's gape.

Let's have 'baby mama' auction ?

- $ 2.25
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: funk51 on May 05, 2014, 03:03:37 PM
some ideas  i had

*funeral home

*laser tattoo removal

*gymnasium


give me more ideas
male stripper, or in lieu of that  put on your best tank top  rent a kiosk at the mall and sell protein drinks and exercise advices. ;D
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: bradistani on May 05, 2014, 03:05:44 PM
fruit n veg market stall
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: ChopperRider on May 05, 2014, 03:06:52 PM
Let's have 'baby mama' auction ?

- $ 2.25

$2.30 for a clear view 8 X 10 glossy of her rat.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Teutonic Knight on May 05, 2014, 03:09:45 PM
$2.30 for a clear view 8 X 10 glossy of her rat.

$ 2.40  ;D
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 05, 2014, 03:12:49 PM

 Drug dealer.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: bradistani on May 05, 2014, 03:15:52 PM
dog shit picker upper
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Tedim on May 05, 2014, 03:23:24 PM
you could eat weird things for money.......
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Lexus II on May 05, 2014, 03:34:51 PM
you pumpkin heads only have garbage ideas


drugs, whores, g4p



those are not real business

Running a business is much harder than being an employee.  It also requires capital and management skills.  Are you willing to put up your own $$$ to start a business?
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Teutonic Knight on May 05, 2014, 03:43:47 PM
Missionary in Congo, all that "virgin" 18yo black pussy  ;)
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: bradistani on May 05, 2014, 03:47:00 PM
collecting and weighing in empty pop cans
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: WalterWhite on May 05, 2014, 03:59:51 PM
Start a non profit for whatever disease or illness baby halo has.  You can discuss how devastating it has been to your life, your relationship and your arm growth.

Under the none profit umbrella you can write off your home office, vehicle etc. 


Here is an example and Kennedy pays himself and wife crazy high salaries.

http://www.citizensenergy.com
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: ESFitness on May 05, 2014, 04:08:56 PM
i painted my apartment and i wanted to kill myself during every minute of it

worst job ever


... another of your missed opportunities.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Primary Captain on May 05, 2014, 06:54:49 PM
some ideas  i had

*funeral home

*laser tattoo removal

*gymnasium


give me more ideas
Hey shitty little liar why don't you just eat shit and die. Scrawny little zit covered coward.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Anna Recksiek on May 05, 2014, 08:15:44 PM
You could try shmoesquatting.

You may also consider upping the dose and turning pro - they have that new twink division

You would also succeed at marrying a rich cougar then divorcing him after the marriage is consummated - you may have to wait a year or two depending on the details in your prenup.

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Post by: Novena on May 06, 2014, 10:49:01 PM
you could eat weird things for money.......

Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Primemuscle on May 06, 2014, 11:56:16 PM
Running a business is much harder than being an employee.  It also requires capital and management skills.  Are you willing to put up your own $$$ to start a business?

Which is why he'll never work for himself.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 07, 2014, 12:01:53 AM
Parenting is definitely off the table. The only other sensible job for you that I could think of is a suiside bomber. The only drawback is it has a high turnover rate. I say give it a shot.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: SF1900 on May 07, 2014, 12:11:37 AM
Parenting is definitely off the table. The only other sensible job for you that I could think of is a suiside bomber. The only drawback is it has a high turnover rate. I say give it a shot.


Coach, are you implying that Anabolichalo should not open his own day care center?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: pedro01 on May 07, 2014, 12:31:02 AM
$ 2.40  ;D

$.35c

You are bidding for a woman with obvious self-esteem issues.

Lowest bidder will therefore clinch it.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 07, 2014, 06:42:17 AM
Try panhandling, right up your alley. No skills or intellect needed, can be done anywhere in the world.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Tapeworm on May 07, 2014, 07:59:14 AM
Bring your own oven mitts tho.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: dr.chimps on May 07, 2014, 08:29:29 AM
Ugandan Navy recruiter.
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: the trainer on May 07, 2014, 08:46:23 AM
I would personally pay halo out of my pocket to take this job.

(http://cdn2.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/crocodile-wrestler_tn.jpg)
Title: Re: give me some business ideas getbig, i'm tired of working for asshole bosses
Post by: Teutonic Knight on May 07, 2014, 02:57:52 PM
I would personally pay halo out of my pocket to take this job.

(http://cdn2.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/crocodile-wrestler_tn.jpg)

I am contributing too, but must be Australian salt water crock  ;D