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Title: Shizzo's guide to the universe.
Post by: King Shizzo on May 07, 2014, 01:47:08 PM
Eat, drink, and be merry.  ;)

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Post by: Tapeworm on May 07, 2014, 01:57:47 PM
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 07, 2014, 02:10:39 PM
Haven't been here much, you still On the wagon shiz?
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Post by: the trainer on May 07, 2014, 02:17:26 PM
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Post by: Simple Simon on May 07, 2014, 02:20:45 PM
too bad you can't get laid...I guess you're drunken sister does enough of that for the two of you. Loser.

You are just a post away from posting child porn.

Wind it in you fucking idiot.
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 07, 2014, 02:24:46 PM
I'm guess that's a no
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Post by: King Shizzo on May 07, 2014, 02:34:16 PM
I'm guess that's a no
Nah, I am still drinking. Took off a few days here and there in between.
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 07, 2014, 02:37:18 PM
Nah, I am still drinking. Took off a few days here and there in between.

Ok, don't stop trying man. It takes a while sometimes, but worth it  :)
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Post by: King Shizzo on May 07, 2014, 02:39:37 PM
Ok, don't stop trying man. It takes a while sometimes, but worth it  :)
Life is so much better when buzzed (not drunk) I think you become truly enlightened during this state.
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 07, 2014, 02:42:49 PM
Life is so much better when buzzed (not drunk) I think you become truly enlightened during this state.

Fuck it then, take a few ambien and chase it with a fifth of johnny walker blue, attain nirvana  :)
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Post by: Icelord on May 07, 2014, 03:01:38 PM
Life is so much better when buzzed (not drunk) I think you become truly enlightened during this state.
How do you manage to get drunk or buzzed and not use tobacco?

I'll never understand how some people pull this miracle off. The cigarettes make my drunk 5x more intense.
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Post by: Griffith on May 07, 2014, 03:02:53 PM
I thought you stopped drinking?
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Post by: wes on May 07, 2014, 03:04:40 PM
Fuck it then, take a few ambien and chase it with a fifth of johnny walker blue, attain nirvana  :)
:D
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Post by: Wiggs on May 07, 2014, 03:04:45 PM
Life is so much better when buzzed (not drunk) I think you become truly enlightened during this state.

That's high not drunk.
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Post by: jephrius on May 07, 2014, 03:06:13 PM
Life is so much better when buzzed (not drunk) I think you become truly enlightened during this state.
Why did you previously commit to sobriety?
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Post by: King Shizzo on May 07, 2014, 03:06:28 PM
How do you manage to get drunk or buzzed and not use tobacco?

I'll never understand how some people pull this miracle off. The cigarettes make my drunk 5x more intense.
Strange really. Maybe it was from a bad childhood experience with cigs. I remember picking up a still-smoking butt from my mother when I was maybe 6 or 7. I tried to mimic smoking like my mother. I ended up choking/coughing violently. I have had no desire to smoke since that day.

Brings up my father's story. He says his uncle tricked him into trying beer when he was young. He said it tasted so bad, that he has never had the desire to drink.

Could be on to something.
Title: Re: Shizzo's guide to the universe.
Post by: King Shizzo on May 07, 2014, 03:09:10 PM
Why did you previously commit to sobriety?
Because it really isn't healthy (obviously) Plus, it is nothing but empty calories.

But I guess you could ask the same thing to cig smokers.
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Post by: Icelord on May 07, 2014, 03:10:48 PM
That's high not drunk.
When I'd get cooked on dozier and it was hot and sunny outside, I'd feel like my world was like the video for Purple Pills. All the cars would be whizzing past me and I wouldn't even notice it. And I'd be leaning sideways while walking. I miss that.
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Post by: Icelord on May 07, 2014, 03:11:46 PM
Strange really. Maybe it was from a bad childhood experience with cigs. I remember picking up a still-smoking butt from my mother when I was maybe 6 or 7. I tried to mimic smoking like my mother. I ended up choking/coughing violently. I have had no desire to smoke since that day.

Brings up my father's story. He says his uncle tricked him into trying beer when he was young. He said it tasted so bad, that he has never had the desire to drink.

Could be on to something.
Once you get drunk and smoke a pack of cigs, you don't go back to drinking and not smoking again.
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 07, 2014, 03:19:04 PM
Why did you previously commit to sobriety?
BC he was depressed, drunk and/or hungover. He hates being drunk but likes the process of getting drunk. He's an alcy so he can't stop at "being buzzed" but needs to keep drinking until he's out of booze or passed out.  Then wakes up and tries to remember what he did, gets embarrassed, swears he won't drink again. Then the hang over wears off (or he drinks it off) and starts all over again.

Nothing new here, every lush is the same.  :)
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Post by: King Shizzo on May 07, 2014, 03:29:05 PM
BC he was depressed, drunk and/or hungover. He hates being drunk but likes the process of getting drunk. He's an alcy so he can't stop at "being buzzed" but needs to keep drinking until he's out of booze or passed out.  Then wakes up and tries to remember what he did, gets embarrassed, swears he won't drink again. Then the hang over wears off (or he drinks it off) and starts all over again.

Nothing new here, every lush is the same.  :)
Lush seems to be a northern term.  Anyone have an idea why they call a drunk person. Lush?
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Post by: Icelord on May 07, 2014, 03:40:13 PM
Lush seems to be a northern term.  Anyone have an idea why they call a drunk person. Lush?
Not sure.

But I will say being in Florida makes it harder to kick alcohol use because being drunk is more enjoyable when it's hot outside. Cold winters have a way of blowing your buzz when you open the window and it's -20.
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Post by: King Shizzo on May 07, 2014, 03:43:44 PM
Not sure.

But I will say being in Florida makes it harder to kick alcohol use because being drunk is more enjoyable when it's hot outside. Cold winters have a way of blowing your buzz when you open the window and it's -20.
Really? I would think it would be the opposite. I have started to sweat after a few shot sometimes.

You would think a little alcohol would make you feel warm and toasty in cold weather.


Maybe I am just a fat fuck.  :D
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Post by: Icelord on May 07, 2014, 03:48:10 PM
Really? I would think it would be the opposite. I have started to sweat after a few shot sometimes.

You would think a little alcohol would make you feel warm and toasty in cold weather.


Maybe I am just a fat fuck.  :D
It does but the moment you feel the cold, the drunkenness wears off. It's why so many drunks freeze in the winter. They feel warm for an hour then you're a fish stick.

When I was in California and drinking, I enjoyed the experience much more. So I'm glad I don't live there.
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Post by: jephrius on May 07, 2014, 05:30:57 PM
Because it really isn't healthy (obviously) Plus, it is nothing but empty calories.

But I guess you could ask the same thing to cig smokers.
Rather than compare your drinking to cigarette smoking and thereby somehow rationalize it, could you explain why you returned to drinking after you proclaimed you were going to quit drinking?
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Post by: Icelord on May 07, 2014, 05:38:57 PM
Rather than compare your drinking to cigarette smoking and thereby somehow rationalize it, could you explain why you returned to drinking after you proclaimed you were going to quit drinking?
Because he has nothing to replace it with yet.

When something that's become a coping mechanism in your life is suddenly removed without warning or conditioning prior to the discontinuation of said mechanism, it leaves you without a gaping hole in your mind and body. You can try to replace it with something healthy like exercise, but the need never goes away. Because your brain's created the association between that mechanism and comfort/relief/peace/relaxation/happiness. No one likes to get unhappy by choice. That's why most people go back to their habits sooner or later, whether permanently or off & on.
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Post by: Lustral on May 07, 2014, 05:43:42 PM
It does but the moment you feel the cold, the drunkenness wears off. It's why so many drunks freeze in the winter. They feel warm for an hour then you're a fish stick.

When I was in California and drinking, I enjoyed the experience much more. So I'm glad I don't live there.

Ireland is an eternally cold shithole and more than half us are eternally pissed. It goes beyond weather. Sweden and Finland drink loads, so do warm places. Thing is, getting sick on streets is accepted here (Ireland).
Title: Re: Shizzo's guide to the universe.
Post by: Icelord on May 07, 2014, 05:44:40 PM
Ireland is an eternally cold shithole and more than half us are eternally pissed. It goes beyond weather. Sweden and Finland drink loads, so do warm places. Thing is, getting sick on streets is accepted here (Ireland).
Northern Europeans and the Irish have genetic resistance to drunkenness, though. Takes more to get the average person there pissed compared to an African or a Native Indian, who haven't been exposed to it for centuries.
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Post by: Lustral on May 07, 2014, 05:46:51 PM
Northern Europeans and the Irish have genetic resistance to drunkenness, though. Takes more to get the average person there pissed compared to an African or a Native Indian, who haven't been exposed to it for centuries.

Sad that that's true. Our Celtic ancestors drank themselves to oblivion so that I could type this post after 3 bottles of wine and 1 can of beer and counting.

My point was addiction is universal, be it alcohol here or sniffing glue in Kenya.
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Post by: Irongrip400 on May 07, 2014, 05:48:30 PM
Once you get drunk and smoke a pack of cigs, you don't go back to drinking and not smoking again.

I used to smoke when I drank, then one day, I just stopped. I'm talking close to a half pack a night. It went together so good, but I hated hacking in the morning. I don't miss it.
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Post by: Icelord on May 07, 2014, 05:50:09 PM
I used to smoke when I drank, then one day, I just stopped. I'm talking close to a half pack a night. It went together so good, but I hated hacking in the morning. I don't miss it.
I can stop both, cold turkey, so far for up to 11 months straight. But not one without the other. That's just not realistic.
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Post by: Lustral on May 07, 2014, 05:50:23 PM
I used to smoke when I drank, then one day, I just stopped. I'm talking close to a half pack a night. It went together so good, but I hated hacking in the morning. I don't miss it.

I smoke 25-30 cigars a day. Yes I inhale. Trying to cut down now, I smoke 5 through the night everytime I wake from sleeping.
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Post by: pedro01 on May 07, 2014, 08:19:31 PM
Eat, drink, and be merry.  ;)



So you are drunk again.

I guess in another few days some more regret posts.

I guess on the bright side, the booze dulls your libido to the point you don't really mind being alone.

Imagine coming off the booze, your sex drive returning and not being able to get it taken care of.... Scary stuff.
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Post by: Icelord on May 07, 2014, 08:21:48 PM
So you are drunk again.

I guess in another few days some more regret posts.

I guess on the bright side, the booze dulls your libido to the point you don't really mind being alone.

Imagine coming off the booze, your sex drive returning and not being able to get it taken care of.... Scary stuff.
That does happen. He goes to the mall, sees a good looking girl he knows wouldn't let him talk to her (true, hotties are kunts), or worse holding some other stud's hand, and then his next stop is Walgreens so he can buy a bottle of liquor and go home to calm his nerves and post here some more.

And so the cycle continues. Moral of the story. Blame women.

;)
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Post by: bigmc on May 08, 2014, 12:20:42 AM
there are all the reasons in the world to keep drinking or indeed smoking

to quit its as simple as a desire to do it and having the will power to follow through

everything else is an excuse
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Post by: Icelord on May 08, 2014, 09:33:36 AM
there are all the reasons in the world to keep drinking or indeed smoking

to quit its as simple as a desire to do it and having the will power to follow through

everything else is an excuse
The same goes for dieting to drop to single digit body fat levels.

It's a simple process. You reduce calories, lift weights, do cardio if necessary at the end, and be patient. But 99.9% of people can't do it.

In conclusion, being shredded through quitting junk food and being in a calorie deficit is harder than quitting any other vice.
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Post by: bigmc on May 08, 2014, 10:08:57 AM
The same goes for dieting to drop to single digit body fat levels.

It's a simple process. You reduce calories, lift weights, do cardio if necessary at the end, and be patient. But 99.9% of people can't do it.

In conclusion, being shredded through quitting junk food and being in a calorie deficit is harder than quitting any other vice.

one mans foothill is another mans Everest

we all have our own personal mountain to climb
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Post by: Icelord on May 08, 2014, 10:10:11 AM
one mans foothill is another mans Everest

we all have our own personal mountain to climb
I need to learn how to think that way instead of personalizing everything. Argh. Relativity.
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Post by: dr.chimps on May 08, 2014, 10:11:24 AM
Eat, drink, and be merry.  ;)


Universalities from Getbig's loading dock philosopher.  :)  
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Post by: bigmc on May 08, 2014, 10:11:34 AM
I need to learn how to think that way instead of personalizing everything. Argh. Relativity.

we could all do with doing that

ultimately we all take things personally

because we try and relate them to us

its just being human
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Post by: Icelord on May 08, 2014, 10:14:32 AM
Universalities from Getbig's loading dock philosopher.  :)  
He's been demoted from the shipping department to the skid-wrapping machine. The relegation has to do with his unhealthy crimson skin tone when pulling 200lbs on a hand-pump forklift.
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Post by: Skorp1o on May 08, 2014, 10:16:56 AM
Eat, drink, and be merry.  ;)



I've seen cows with a better purpose in life.
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Post by: dr.chimps on May 08, 2014, 10:27:26 AM
I've seen cows with a better purpose in life.
Cows also have better pecs.