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Title: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: No Patience on May 09, 2014, 07:52:32 AM
What the fuck is it with people that have to tell the world about the running events they did?!! Facebook, twitter, newspapers, t-shirts, work....I live in the midwest and this has become a feeding ground for out of shape fucktard narcissists. Fucking overweight spandex rangers wanting a pat on the back every time they go for a jog.

Then we are supposed to act like they are warriors because they are limping around from fucking up their knees and ankles...meanwhile they didn't reduce body fat at all.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: calfzilla on May 09, 2014, 07:53:48 AM
It is also a prerequisite for anyone who has lost a significant amount of weight to enter a 10k  ::)
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: viking1 on May 09, 2014, 07:54:28 AM
(http://www.lagomedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/idontrun_car.jpg)
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: cannon_fodder on May 09, 2014, 07:56:58 AM
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/running
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: No Patience on May 09, 2014, 08:00:03 AM
The family was at Disney World last year while there was a marathon...buses were full of people with their running outfits on and had bags of ice taped to their knees...every time these shitheads exited the bus they were greeted with mobs of people giving them applause.

For what, causing a surge in medical cost with knee surgeries...what a bunch of warriors  ::)

My neighbor pulls up the other day and yells out "aren't you proud of my sister? she just did the marathon"...her sister was gimping like a cripple.

I am surrounded by this shit  >:(
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: cannon_fodder on May 09, 2014, 08:03:22 AM
The family was at Disney World last year while there was a marathon...buses were full of people with their running outfits on and had bags of ice taped to their knees...every time these shitheads exited the bus they were greeted with mobs of people giving them applause.

For what, causing a surge in medical cost with knee surgeries...what a bunch of warriors  ::)

My neighbor pulls up the other day and yells out "aren't you proud of my sister? she just did the marathon"...her sister was gimping like a cripple.

I am surrounded by this shit  >:(

They deserve it. If they are in that amount of pain they didn't train properly in the first place. They are probably so damn fat and their gait is so fucked which results in all their knee issues.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: calfzilla on May 09, 2014, 08:04:13 AM
Trail running is healthier because you are running on a natural and cushioned surface, not pounding the pavement repetitively.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Nails on May 09, 2014, 08:04:59 AM
i hate when people post running a Marathon today, and its only 2k? 5? 10k  LOL , those aren't  fucking Marathon   .
 

thats like a typical bodybuilder cardio morning burn before hitting the squats
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 09, 2014, 08:05:58 AM
I just had a client go through his third compartment syndrome surgery. This last one last week was a full fasciectomy with complications on both legs. He almost lost one leg.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: pedro01 on May 09, 2014, 08:10:18 AM
I just had a client go through his third compartment syndrome surgery. This last one last week was a full fasciectomy with complications on both legs. He almost lost one leg.

Beats losing a kidney
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 09, 2014, 08:29:05 AM
Most runners have anxiety problems and stomach problems from holding in their shit for too long...Never trust a person who won't have a beer with ya and who holds in their waste.




Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Bertha Butt on May 09, 2014, 09:52:41 AM
Walk, don't run!

Title: Re: Runners
Post by: wolfrittner on May 09, 2014, 09:59:37 AM
I hate cyclist in groups even more. Specially on Sunday if you are on PCH or some shit
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: CalvinH on May 09, 2014, 11:44:01 AM
What the fuck is it with people that have to tell the world about the running events they did?!! Facebook, twitter, newspapers, t-shirts, work....I live in the midwest and this has become a feeding ground for out of shape fucktard narcissists. Fucking overweight spandex rangers wanting a pat on the back every time they go for a jog.

Then we are supposed to act like they are warriors because they are limping around from fucking up their knees and ankles...meanwhile they didn't reduce body fat at all.



It's all about crossfit where I live ::)
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: HTexan on May 09, 2014, 11:45:19 AM
(http://www.lagomedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/idontrun_car.jpg)
Lol ,
those running stickers ::)
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: XFACTOR on May 09, 2014, 11:49:19 AM
I just had a client go through his third compartment syndrome surgery. This last one last week was a full fasciectomy with complications on both legs. He almost lost one leg.

yes losing a leg is a common side effect from running.  ::)
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 09, 2014, 12:06:47 PM
Sounds like a lot of hate on this thread from guys that can't run. 
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: _aj_ on May 09, 2014, 12:33:06 PM
Sounds like a lot of hate on this thread from guys that can't run. 

My wife used to be a 50 mile/week runner and she LOL'd at the "0.0" picture above. She's down to 6 miles and all hills.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 09, 2014, 12:39:45 PM
yes losing a leg is a common side effect from running.  ::)

No, but compartment syndrome is.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: funk51 on May 09, 2014, 12:47:03 PM
 ;D if you weigh over 200 lbs you shouldn't run. :'(
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Icelord on May 09, 2014, 12:48:42 PM
It's a Facebook thing. The exercise-shy public associates running with some of the toughest physical endurance competitions (marathons, triathlons, olympic games) with running. So every moron who takes a jog around the local park is suddenly tapping into that rich vein of ignorance through their audience's acclamation of their "hard work" and "motivation."
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: polychronopolous on May 09, 2014, 12:53:52 PM
What the fuck is it with people that have to tell the world about the running events they did?!! Facebook, twitter, newspapers, t-shirts, work....I live in the midwest and this has become a feeding ground for out of shape fucktard narcissists. Fucking overweight spandex rangers wanting a pat on the back every time they go for a jog.

Then we are supposed to act like they are warriors because they are limping around from fucking up their knees and ankles...meanwhile they didn't reduce body fat at all.

Pure narcissism.

I know of a girl who basically never exercised her whole life and now at the age of 30 posts a million times a day about all running gear she's bought and the inspirational "I'm a warrior" bullshit that goes with.

Another guy I know will occasionally go out there and "help the poor" by filling up a few soup bowls or whatever but it's blatantly obvious it's really more about himself and the 157 photos he had taken of himself posing in the hour or so he was there.

i hate when people post running a Marathon today, and its only 2k? 5? 10k  LOL , those aren't  fucking Marathon   .
 

thats like a typical bodybuilder cardio morning burn before hitting the squats

Ironically, I actually had to explain that to this other girl I knew the other day but she had the hardest time grasping the concept of 26.2 miles = a marathon.

I suppose it was just so deeply ingrained in her head by listening to the rest of the morons she hangs out with who have zero grasp of measurement.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: calfzilla on May 09, 2014, 12:55:11 PM
Pure narcissism.

I know of a girl who basically never exercised her whole life and now at the age of 30 posts a million times a day about all running gear she's bought and the inspirational "I'm a warrior" bullshit that goes with.

Another guy I know will occasionally go out there and "help the poor" by filling up a few soup bowls or whatever but it's blatantly obvious it's really more about himself and the 157 photos he had taken of himself posing in the hour or so he was there.

Sounds like half the people on my facebook.  :-\
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: polychronopolous on May 09, 2014, 01:04:15 PM
Sounds like half the people on my facebook.  :-\

This same soup kitchen, "do gooder" asshole I was talking about posted a million pictures of himself carrying around a white dog in a club that matched his white Buddy Holly glasses and White vest. Basically no more than using a live animal for a fashion accessory.

All the people were responding "How amazing he was for carrying around the dog and all this nonsense"

Meanwhile I'm thinking to myself "That piece shit likely threw the mutt in the trash can on the way out after he got done using it for his own ego"
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: No Patience on May 09, 2014, 07:11:33 PM
It's a Facebook thing. The exercise-shy public associates running with some of the toughest physical endurance competitions (marathons, triathlons, olympic games) with running. So every moron who takes a jog around the local park is suddenly tapping into that rich vein of ignorance through their audience's acclamation of their "hard work" and "motivation."

well put!
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: TEH boob on May 09, 2014, 07:23:45 PM
These aren't runners these are joggers. As someone who has suffered a lot in the past and dedicated herself to running, it sometimes offends me to see people talk about, "just signed up for my first half marathon! Time to get serious about losing this weight!"

I'm like, yeah bitch and you'll be walking half of it, and MAYBE I'll respect you if you run the whole thing, puke afterwards, and spend time taking ice baths.

I get territorial over some of my hobbies.


But now I'm a casual runner. So I can't be as bitchy about this topic as usual.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Krankenstein on May 09, 2014, 07:55:35 PM
I just had a client go through his third compartment syndrome surgery. This last one last week was a full fasciectomy with complications on both legs. He almost lost one leg.

Sounds like his programming was not what it should have been.  Too bad for him.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 09, 2014, 08:03:41 PM
Sounds like his programming was not what it should have been.  Too bad for him.

I don't program stupidity. Unlike CrossFit, I know how to program real training.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Krankenstein on May 09, 2014, 08:07:16 PM
I don't program stupidity. Unlike CrossFit, I know how to program real training.

(http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1375797819514015549.jpg)

Don't you remember?  Your athletes don't get hurt because you program perfectly.  Maybe his CNS couldn't take the training?
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 09, 2014, 08:19:32 PM
(http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1375797819514015549.jpg)

Don't you remember?  Your athletes don't get hurt because you program perfectly.  Maybe his CNS couldn't take the training?

I remember clearly and it still stands. I don't control peoples lives outside my gym, son. No soft tissue work, no flexibility and went against everything that's in my program except the strength coupled with bad running mechanics, and 5-8 miles runs per day plus hills. Don't even pretend to think you know.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Krankenstein on May 09, 2014, 08:26:22 PM
I remember clearly and it still stands. I don't control peoples lives outside my gym, son. No soft tissue work, no flexibility and went against everything that's in my program except the strength coupled with bad running mechanics, and 5-8 miles runs per day plus hills. Don't even pretend to think you know.

Son?  HA HA...your worn out little men could only dream of producing something of the likes of me. All I read was "blah blah blah  I am perfect and infallible."  Its amazing that all that ego is packed into such a tiny package.  Oh, and I don't pretend to think.  Ever.  Get that through your head old man.

Some Coach...he went against EVERYTHING in your program.  Great job "coaching"  Joe.  Kudos....excellent...wel l deserved golf clap.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 09, 2014, 08:43:53 PM
Son?  HA HA...your worn out little men could only dream of producing something of the likes of me. All I read was "blah blah blah  I am perfect and infallible."  Its amazing that all that ego is packed into such a tiny package.  Oh, and I don't pretend to think.  Ever.  Get that through your head old man.

Some Coach...he went against EVERYTHING in your program.  Great job "coaching"  Joe.  Kudos....excellent...wel l deserved golf clap.

Like I said little man, no clue. Can't hold a 42 year old man's hand. And nope, still clean on the injury count.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Krankenstein on May 09, 2014, 09:01:35 PM
Like I said little man, no clue. Can't hold a 42 year old man's hand. And nope, still clean on the injury count.

Little man?  I am not the one who has to mind the "You must be this tall..." signs.

What 42 are you referring to?  Are you suggesting you want to hold my hand Joe?  Is there something you wish to tell everyone? 

Let just bow our heads and hope that your "coaching" can bring this man back from the brink.

Title: Re: Runners
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 09, 2014, 10:44:28 PM
Lol at the idiots generalizing in this thread.

And what if runners were to say all bodybuilders are just like Dana bin Laden or Jason Genova.  Oh brother  ::)
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: kreator on May 09, 2014, 11:48:31 PM
show me a female runner that has a great ass! there is no such thing
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Automation on May 09, 2014, 11:51:30 PM
show me a female runner that has a great ass! there is no such thing

Loads of those sprinter bitches are fine as hell with great booties....
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: kreator on May 10, 2014, 12:02:49 AM
Loads of those sprinter bitches are fine as hell with great booties....

sprinters have great asses in general, i meant long distance kind of runners/joggers
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: The True Adonis on May 10, 2014, 12:26:26 AM
This same soup kitchen, "do gooder" asshole I was talking about posted a million pictures of himself carrying around a white dog in a club that matched his white Buddy Holly glasses and White vest. Basically no more than using a live animal for a fashion accessory.

All the people were responding "How amazing he was for carrying around the dog and all this nonsense"

Meanwhile I'm thinking to myself "That piece shit likely threw the mutt in the trash can on the way out after he got done using it for his own ego"
This begs the question, whats he doing on your Facebook?  ???
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: polychronopolous on May 10, 2014, 06:47:00 AM
This begs the question, whats he doing on your Facebook?  ???

I never said I don't find great comedy in the things this guy gets himself into.  :D

I do find myself somewhat entertained by the SMH moments he produces with such great regularity.   8)

The nerve of this guy!!!
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 10, 2014, 06:55:08 AM
I hate cyclist in groups even more. Specially on Sunday if you are on PCH or some shit

Road cyclists are terrorists.  Their road rage has to be the worst ever.  I've seen them accidentally get cut off, then chase cars for miles.  When they catch the car, they pound on the door and hood.  Bunch of fucking lunatics.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: TEH boob on May 10, 2014, 06:54:48 PM
show me a female runner that has a great ass! there is no such thing

Low body fat means less ass n titties. Runners burn lots of calories, but running itself should firm a butt, if anything.

So it's the lack of fat.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on May 10, 2014, 07:03:06 PM
show me a female runner that has a great ass! there is no such thing

Go to any kind of 5k and you'll see plenty of good looking women
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 10, 2014, 07:12:55 PM
Go to any kind of 5k and you'll see plenty of good looking women

Yes, I have found the same thing. Really good looking fit women at 5K's. Here's a world class sprinter's ass.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on May 10, 2014, 07:18:58 PM
Yes, I have found the same thing. Really good looking fit women at 5K's. Here's a world class sprinter's ass.

Kinda makes me want to take up running ;D
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Fortress on May 10, 2014, 07:46:03 PM
This same soup kitchen, "do gooder" asshole I was talking about posted a million pictures of himself carrying around a white dog in a club that matched his white Buddy Holly glasses and White vest. Basically no more than using a live animal for a fashion accessory.

All the people were responding "How amazing he was for carrying around the dog and all this nonsense"

Meanwhile I'm thinking to myself "That piece shit likely threw the mutt in the trash can on the way out after he got done using it for his own ego"

Dude, I am laughing SO hard. ;D Thank you.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: kreator on May 11, 2014, 04:43:36 AM
Low body fat means less ass n titties. Runners burn lots of calories, but running itself should firm a butt, if anything.

So it's the lack of fat.

long distance running burns muscle as well ;) , if you want an ass on a woman she has to do some sort of resistance training, sprints etc. where proper hormone cocktail is released and not jogging for hours

muscle gives shape to the body and there's a difference between having an ass and being fit
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on May 11, 2014, 05:46:09 AM
long distance running burns muscle as well ;) , if you want an ass on a woman she has to do some sort of resistance training, sprints etc. where proper hormone cocktail is released and not jogging for hours

muscle gives shape to the body and there's a difference between having an ass and being fit

Believe it or not, it's possible to do both long-distance running AND resistance training
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: kreator on May 11, 2014, 07:45:25 AM
Believe it or not, it's possible to do both long-distance running AND resistance training

of course
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Leatherneck on May 11, 2014, 07:49:56 AM
Running is a great hobby. Doing marathons is a great way to physically and mentally challenge yourself with out having to don posing trunks or wear posing oil.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 11, 2014, 07:55:19 AM
Many of these runners who run in groups are needy people who want to be part of a "community."

Just go for a run. Take a shower, and, move on with life.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Dr.J on May 11, 2014, 08:16:42 AM
Yes, I have found the same thing. Really good looking fit women at 5K's. Here's a world class sprinter's ass.

Ohhhhhh..... emmm. ... geeeeee! !!!!
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Voice of Doom on May 11, 2014, 08:34:33 AM
It's a Facebook thing. The exercise-shy public associates running with some of the toughest physical endurance competitions (marathons, triathlons, olympic games) with running. So every moron who takes a jog around the local park is suddenly tapping into that rich vein of ignorance through their audience's acclamation of their "hard work" and "motivation."

Brutal and apt.  A fine Getbig post.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: TEH boob on May 11, 2014, 10:17:22 AM
long distance running burns muscle as well ;) , if you want an ass on a woman she has to do some sort of resistance training, sprints etc. where proper hormone cocktail is released and not jogging for hours

muscle gives shape to the body and there's a difference between having an ass and being fit


Muscle breakdown isn't going to happen in your casual runner. It's only going to happen in high level distance runners. Everybody else will have enough energy resources to avoid the breakdown of muscle.

If you want an ass on a woman, she has it genetically or she builds one. Not every woman needs to lift to have an ass. But you'll probably have to lift to have a great one.

Signed,
Ass Expert
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: wolfrittner on May 11, 2014, 10:19:59 AM
Road cyclists are terrorists.  Their road rage has to be the worst ever.  I've seen them accidentally get cut off, then chase cars for miles.  When they catch the car, they pound on the door and hood.  Bunch of fucking lunatics.
LOl! They really are! Also when the invade a restaurant its like 40 of em and they all stagger around like Fred Astaire with his tap shoes. Insanely  annoying!To top it of the all look like shit. skinny fat with guts.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Hulkotron on May 11, 2014, 10:27:52 AM
Yes fuck "cyclists"

I have no issue with runners aside from the Facebook attention-whores although that extends to any form of exercise really.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: bradistani on May 11, 2014, 10:31:10 AM
the living hell of a 'fun' run.. thank fuck that's all in the past
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: hardgainerj on May 11, 2014, 11:56:41 AM
this reminds of the douche on RX forum that didnt understand why people train S&C and not for looking good
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: kreator on May 11, 2014, 12:35:39 PM

Muscle breakdown isn't going to happen in your casual runner. It's only going to happen in high level distance runners. Everybody else will have enough energy resources to avoid the breakdown of muscle.

If you want an ass on a woman, she has it genetically or she builds one. Not every woman needs to lift to have an ass. But you'll probably have to lift to have a great one.

Signed,
Ass Expert

getbiggers deserve perfection when it comes to women  :D
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: TEH boob on May 11, 2014, 01:32:50 PM
getbiggers deserve perfection when it comes to women  :D

as multimillionaires with sub 8%bf year-round, nothing less than the best will do.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Parker on May 11, 2014, 02:02:58 PM

Muscle breakdown isn't going to happen in your casual runner. It's only going to happen in high level distance runners. Everybody else will have enough energy resources to avoid the breakdown of muscle.

If you want an ass on a woman, she has it genetically or she builds one. Not every woman needs to lift to have an ass. But you'll probably have to lift to have a great one.

Signed,
Ass Expert
Unfortunately, your credentials as Ass Expert, must be given to you from taking courses...from
Foremost expert in Assology, Assametrics, Assanometry, Asstronomics, and Applied Asstrophysics. One must write a 4,000 word dissertation on the history of how the love of booty has shaped several Western countries.
That expert is moi.

Title: Re: Runners
Post by: TEH boob on May 11, 2014, 02:16:54 PM
Unfortunately, your credentials as Ass Expert, must be given to you from taking courses...from
Foremost expert in Assology, Assametrics, Assanometry, Asstronomics, and Applied Asstrophysics. One must write a 4,000 dissertation on the history of how the love of booty has shaped several Western countries.
That expert is moi.



It's an honorary degree.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on May 11, 2014, 02:21:44 PM
I run because my career mandates it. And at this age my body is no longer able to pound beers year round(in conjunction w/weight training), and cruise through a 1.5 mile run in a respectable time anymore.

I do hate the social media chest thumpers who think shuffling along at a  1.7 mile per hour pace for 13 miles is something to brag about. More power to them for taking a step I'm the right direction, but geez...that bravado is on par with a dude bragging about satisfying the ladies with a 2.5in girthy cock. ;D
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Hulkotron on May 11, 2014, 02:26:32 PM
Also good sprinters are born not made.  Girls with "sprinter ass" would probably still have a nice thick round muscular ass without sprinting.  It helps them run fast but they didn't build it from pancake-land by sprinting.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: TEH boob on May 11, 2014, 02:27:54 PM
Also good sprinters are born not made.  Girls with "sprinter ass" would probably still have a nice thick round muscular ass without sprinting.  It helps them run fast but they didn't build it from pancake-land by sprinting.

Thoughts from Parker?

I'm inclined to agree with this statement. It's a chicken or the egg type of question.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: calfzilla on May 11, 2014, 04:42:16 PM
How easy is it to bang chicks at these 5k races?
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Icelord on May 11, 2014, 04:43:13 PM
How easy is it to bang chicks at these 5k races?
Most are leftwing vegans. Need I say more?  8)
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Hulkotron on May 11, 2014, 04:45:41 PM
Vegans have loose smelly poons in my experiences.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Icelord on May 11, 2014, 05:18:16 PM
Vegans have loose smelly poons in my experiences.
Which is why they're so easy to talk into buttsex.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: kreator on May 11, 2014, 10:23:33 PM
Thoughts from Parker?

I'm inclined to agree with this statement. It's a chicken or the egg type of question.

more fast twitch muscle fibers - better potential for a great ass if one decides to work for it, easier to build muscle in general
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Notsonicemom on May 12, 2014, 02:07:52 AM
I don't care if you train right for a marathon ( I didn't for my first two) but anything can go wrong during 26.2 miles. Your body is shot. If you follow training programs of 20 week prep weeks 13 to 18 are brutal. I enjoy half marathons much better and past year have become a much better runner. That picture of the man that pooped every where is an elite runner if I'm not mistaken and was probably pacing to win and didn't want to stop.

I don't knock the5k or 10k runners as running those are my warm ups and I can do them for free on my own. I do an annual charity 5k but money registered goes to the charity.

Running gives some of us that runners high. I can say I love running, it's just me and my headphones.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Notsonicemom on May 12, 2014, 02:13:05 AM
Believe it or not, it's possible to do both long-distance running AND resistance training

Very true. I run 3 to 4 times a week. 2 running days are 5 to six miles and the other two are 8 or 9 miles unless it's a week before a half then I run twice that week either 10 or 11 miler one day and 3 miler few days before.

I do light weights, heavy reps.

Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 12, 2014, 12:35:35 PM
Anyone run on a treadmill?

Looks boring as shite, but I'm to the point where concrete isn't agreeing with the joints and feet, especially in the cold.

How does it compare to outdoor running?
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: cannon_fodder on May 12, 2014, 01:15:20 PM
Anyone run on a treadmill?

Looks boring as shite, but I'm to the point where concrete isn't agreeing with the joints and feet, especially in the cold.

How does it compare to outdoor running?

Doesn't just look boring, it is boring. Why not look at trail running, or hell even doing laps of a grass track.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 12, 2014, 01:19:33 PM
Thoughts from Parker?

I'm inclined to agree with this statement. It's a chicken or the egg type of question.

Of course you can build up the ass muscle. Just like you can build your arms through arm exercises. Squats, lunges, deads, cleans and sprinting all work the glute muscle hard.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Fortress on May 12, 2014, 01:30:54 PM
Sprinting is anaerobic and strength-oriented (hence, muscle-developing) and distance running is aerobic and muscle wasting (to a degree).

So chick sprinters have nice asses because ...

Hope this helps. 
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 12, 2014, 01:34:42 PM
Doesn't just look boring, it is boring. Why not look at trail running, or hell even doing laps of a grass track.

I'd love to run trails, but, I live in the concrete jungle known as Manhattan. I try to get to the Reservoir in Central Park which is a dirt surface but that's somewhat of a road trip from my apt.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: cannon_fodder on May 12, 2014, 01:36:06 PM
I'd love to run trails, but, I live in the concrete jungle known as Manhattan. I try to get to the Reservoir in Central Park which is a dirt surface but that's somewhat of a road trip from my apt.

Any clubs with indoor tracks?
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 12, 2014, 01:40:05 PM
Anyone run on a treadmill?

Looks boring as shite, but I'm to the point where concrete isn't agreeing with the joints and feet, especially in the cold.

How does it compare to outdoor running?

It's generally accepted that to work at the same level as road running you have to run at a 1% incline. So an 8 minute mile on a track equals a 8 minute mile on a 1% incline grade on a treadmill. The difference isn't enough to concern yourself on a treadmill. I usually run all my miles on a treadmill at the first quarter mile (one lap around the track) on level incline. The second on 1%. The third on 2% incline and the last lap back to zero incline. That's just me though.

Cheap treadmills are terrible. The speed is in accurate. They are also too bouncy to make beginner exercisers think they are running on a soft surface but I found that bounce causes injuries.  Quality treadmills have some give with out the bounce. Good treadmills manufactures are True, Landice, and a few others. Many of the cheaper home treadmills actually come out of the same factory in China. If you look at them side by side it's unmistakable that two different brands are the same except for some cosmetics.

Some elite runners that live in serious cold climate areas train for months on a treadmill until the weather breaks. Some treadmills can really go quickly and you can do intervals on them like 10 x 400 yards or 6 x 880 yards.  

What I found with treadmills is that some just have to many bull shit features. If you are serious about getting into shape do you really need their pre programmed runs? All I want is an excellent surface to run on. That is firm but with a little give. I want  an electronic quarter mile track that shows you going around it as you run. I want a simple switch so I can see the speed as pace. I don't care what 8 MPH is. No runner goes to a park and says to another runner let's keep it at 8 MPH. I want to run to pace. So I can say I'm doing a 7 minute mile pace. Most treadmills give you that option. I want the controls to be simple.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: TEH boob on May 12, 2014, 02:12:47 PM
I'd love to run trails, but, I live in the concrete jungle known as Manhattan. I try to get to the Reservoir in Central Park which is a dirt surface but that's somewhat of a road trip from my apt.

Treadmills suck. They basically eliminate that "push off" movement in running. Running on the street is better than running on sidewalk...but I don't know if that's possible for you in Manhattan.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Hulkotron on May 12, 2014, 02:24:19 PM
Anyone run on a treadmill?

Looks boring as shite, but I'm to the point where concrete isn't agreeing with the joints and feet, especially in the cold.

How does it compare to outdoor running?

I've always felt like it's easier than running outdoors, probably because it's ideal conditions (no wind, perfect temperature, no unexpected terrain/traffic/pedestrians/bodybuilders to watch out for, can tell exactly how far you've gone / how fast you're going / how much left, easy access to water, etc.).

I can't think of any reason it would be easier on your joints than running outdoors.  People talk about running on concrete like it grinds up all your cartilage but I don't think there's any strong or consistent evidence in support of that.  Likely comes from people who train stupidly and get hurt and want to blame the problem on something other than themselves.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 12, 2014, 03:53:21 PM
Treadmills suck. They basically eliminate that "push off" movement in running. Running on the street is better than running on sidewalk...but I don't know if that's possible for you in Manhattan.

It's possible but it sucks. When you run, you want to think about running and not about getting clipped by a car. This is my running route. It's nice and rarely crowded but the surface you see is Cobblestone which I recently found out is even harder than concrete. Doh!

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/thinlizzy21/9333E10A-4BA0-435E-AADD-79FA517E9B14-2029-000002F2C4E6D7F0_zps91fbc857.jpg)
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: TEH boob on May 12, 2014, 04:37:19 PM
It's possible but it sucks. When you run, you want to think about running and not about getting clipped by a car. This is my running route. It's nice and rarely crowded but the surface you see is Cobblestone which I recently found out is even harder than concrete. Doh!

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/thinlizzy21/9333E10A-4BA0-435E-AADD-79FA517E9B14-2029-000002F2C4E6D7F0_zps91fbc857.jpg)

:(
The path I run is paved but the side of the path is either dirt or gravel. They should think of us runners and about giving us soft surfaces. My path is also only a block away...serenity <3
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Icelord on May 12, 2014, 04:38:01 PM
Running sucks.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Lustral on May 12, 2014, 04:43:42 PM
Running sucks.

Since I fucked up my ankle 13 years ago (some fat girl fell on it in rugby broke ankle, tore achillies, ligaments and calf muscles...) I get horrible pain and clicking ankle if I run any distance. Used to run everywhere, would cycle if too far. I blame bbing as much as the accident.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 12, 2014, 06:59:43 PM
I would be interested in how you guys combine lifting and running. If I'm lifting heavy my running suffers. If running is going great the lifting goes south.

Today I trained back and delts which included heavy deadlifts. Afterwards I went for a short two mile run. I know on days when I kick it up to a hard 5 miler there is no way I'm lifting heavy weights the day after.

One guy who was ripped up at a local charity 5k race said it all depends on your priorities. He said he wanted to be a good runner with a ripped light physique. He said it's moderate to light weights and train with volume. He said the power stuff I do is just too much if your logging the miles.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Notsonicemom on May 12, 2014, 07:09:33 PM
Hamster wheels suck. If you like to run but weather is crappy just do a small incline never bothers my joints and few years ago while prepping for my second full marathon which was in February most of my training was on the dread mill

Also if joints are an issue I'd go to a specialty runners store get fitted for shoes and inserts may want to consider compression sleeves for calves and shins
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: hardgainerj on May 12, 2014, 07:10:04 PM
I would be interested in how you guys combine lifting and running. If I'm lifting heavy my running suffers. If running is going great the lifting goes south.

Today I trained back and delts which included heavy deadlifts. Afterwards I went for a short two mile run. I know on days when I kick it up to a hard 5 miler there is no way I'm lifting heavy weights the day after.

One guy who was ripped up at a local charity 5k race said it all depends on your priorities. He said he wanted to be a good runner with a ripped light physique. He said it's moderate to light weights and train with volume. He said the power stuff I do is just to much if your logging the miles.
do you lift everyday?
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: polychronopolous on May 12, 2014, 07:10:41 PM
I would be interested in how you guys combine lifting and running. If I'm lifting heavy my running suffers. If running is going great the lifting goes south.

Today I trained back and delts which included heavy deadlifts. Afterwards I went for a short two mile run. I know on days when I kick it up to a hard 5 miler there is no way I'm lifting heavy weights the day after.

One guy who was ripped up at a local charity 5k race said it all depends on your priorities. He said he wanted to be a good runner with a ripped light physique. He said it's moderate to light weights and train with volume. He said the power stuff I do is just to much if your logging the miles.

I'm with you. I regularly hit up the park on the way home to knock out a mile or 2 after lifting weights but no way in hell would I want to put in 5 or more....especially now with the heat about to ramp.

Maybe for some the solution would be to lift heavy in the winter and get more into running during summertime?
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: TEH boob on May 12, 2014, 07:12:17 PM
I would be interested in how you guys combine lifting and running. If I'm lifting heavy my running suffers. If running is going great the lifting goes south.

Today I trained back and delts which included heavy deadlifts. Afterwards I went for a short two mile run. I know on days when I kick it up to a hard 5 miler there is no way I'm lifting heavy weights the day after.

One guy who was ripped up at a local charity 5k race said it all depends on your priorities. He said he wanted to be a good runner with a ripped light physique. He said it's moderate to light weights and train with volume. He said the power stuff I do is just to much if your logging the miles.

Combining lifting and running in the same workout is going to make one or the other suffer A LOT (depending on which you do first). I've found that neither activity suffers when I'm "fresh." I have better stamina and speed since i've been lifting more frequently. My running doesn't seem to impact my lifting strength, unless I do 8+ miles and it's a day or two after the run.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: hardgainerj on May 12, 2014, 07:12:34 PM
I'm with you. I regularly hit up the park on the way home to knock out a mile or 2 after lifting weights but no way in hell would I want to put in 5 or more....especially now with the heat about to ramp.

Maybe for some the solution would be to lift heavy in the winter and get more into running during summertime?
would 2 good runs be ideal every week?
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Notsonicemom on May 12, 2014, 07:15:00 PM
I'm with you. I regularly hit up the park on the way home to knock out a mile or 2 after lifting weights but no way in hell would I want to put in 5 or more....especially now with the heat about to ramp.

Maybe for some the solution would be to lift heavy in the winter and get more into running during summertime?

Best to run early in the am to before it gets warm that being said I'm glad we have a half mile track in my town but doing a 10 miler there before work will not be fun I'm legit running in circles
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: polychronopolous on May 12, 2014, 07:19:02 PM
would 2 good runs be ideal every week?

Yeah that could work.

But like oldtimer said, running 5 miles(especially now where we'll start seeing 90+ degrees) then cranking out a heavy deadlift session is pretty damn tough.

And for alot of people who are trying to make strength gains in the gym, that feeling of knowing your strength levels are compromised because of the cardio work put in brings a somewhat demoralized feeling when those dumbbells/barbells begin to feel heavier.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: TEH boob on May 12, 2014, 07:19:08 PM
would 2 good runs be ideal every week?

Find whatever mileage works best for your body. I find that 25mi/week is perfect for me. Probably 14mi/week if the focus is on lifting. I have no pain. 30-35mi/week made my body break down and I got injured.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: polychronopolous on May 12, 2014, 07:21:53 PM
Best to run early in the am to before it gets warm that being said I'm glad we have a half mile track in my town but doing a 10 miler there before work will not be fun I'm legit running in circles

haha yeah at that point it just feels like a slightly bigger hamster wheel/track in a sense.  :-\
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 12, 2014, 07:24:26 PM
would 2 good runs be ideal every week?

That's my number when healthy. Add two upper body lifting days plus one squat session a week and you're good to go. I don't run and lift on the same day and don't run the day before or after squatting.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Notsonicemom on May 12, 2014, 07:27:39 PM
I tweeked Hal Higdons 24 week prep for number 3 marathon I'm doing 20 weeks as I've done 3 half marathons since end of March and have another one in two weeks but prep starts next week
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 12, 2014, 07:31:40 PM
do you lift everyday?

I switch it up a lot. I have been lifting forever. Right now it's about 4 to 5 days a week with the split I'm using now.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 12, 2014, 07:33:25 PM
I'm with you. I regularly hit up the park on the way home to knock out a mile or 2 after lifting weights but no way in hell would I want to put in 5 or more....especially now with the heat about to ramp.

Maybe for some the solution would be to lift heavy in the winter and get more into running during summertime?

Good advice switching priorities according the the seasons. It would be great to be good at both wouldn't it, but that animal doesn't exist.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 12, 2014, 07:35:44 PM
Combining lifting and running in the same workout is going to make one or the other suffer A LOT (depending on which you do first). I've found that neither activity suffers when I'm "fresh." I have better stamina and speed since i've been lifting more frequently. My running doesn't seem to impact my lifting strength, unless I do 8+ miles and it's a day or two after the run.

My strength goes south with a lot less miles. There is no way I'm going to rip a hard 5 mile and be able to pile on the plates for deads and deep Olympic squats the day after.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: CalvinH on May 13, 2014, 09:04:25 AM
Running on the street=sucks
trail runs= :)
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: bike nut on May 13, 2014, 10:55:11 AM
Hamster wheels suck. If you like to run but weather is crappy just do a small incline never bothers my joints and few years ago while prepping for my second full marathon which was in February most of my training was on the dread mill

Also if joints are an issue I'd go to a specialty runners store get fitted for shoes and inserts may want to consider compression sleeves for calves and shins

Got any nude photos to PM me?    ;D
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Notsonicemom on August 11, 2014, 05:32:52 PM
Bump for runners
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Notsonicemom on August 11, 2014, 05:34:17 PM
Trail running is healthier because you are running on a natural and cushioned surface, not pounding the pavement repetitively.

this training season I've been doing a lot of trail running. Perfer hard packed trails. I'm actually running a 50 k trail race in May 2015
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Hulkotron on August 11, 2014, 05:35:03 PM
I like to run.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Notsonicemom on August 11, 2014, 05:37:11 PM
I like to run.

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Title: Re: Runners
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 15, 2014, 10:01:32 PM
Running is a legit sport.

Bodybuilding is not.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Leatherneck on August 16, 2014, 05:38:49 AM
My next marathon is September 28th. I've fallen slightly behind in my program. I still have a little time to buckle down and make it happen.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: SCRUBS on August 16, 2014, 08:30:04 AM
Trail running is healthier because you are running on a natural and cushioned surface, not pounding the pavement repetitively.

Trail running is great. I run in one of our state forests that is fairly  steep, the hills really kick your ass. Heading up this afternoon.

I tried doing the running thing on treadmills, tracks and asphalt only to end up with shin splints. I don`t have this problem with trail running????  Like you said, it must be the natural cushioned surface.

BTW, hilarious reading about bbers bitching about narcissists, oh the irony. Great thread OP, this place is entertaining for sure.
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on August 16, 2014, 09:54:53 AM
I would be interested in how you guys combine lifting and running. If I'm lifting heavy my running suffers. If running is going great the lifting goes south.

Today I trained back and delts which included heavy deadlifts. Afterwards I went for a short two mile run. I know on days when I kick it up to a hard 5 miler there is no way I'm lifting heavy weights the day after.

One guy who was ripped up at a local charity 5k race said it all depends on your priorities. He said he wanted to be a good runner with a ripped light physique. He said it's moderate to light weights and train with volume. He said the power stuff I do is just too much if your logging the miles.

You could easily combine running (or road cycling) with weight training.  Like the 5K runner told you, you have to prioritize. 

If you're training for a bodybuilding or powerlifting event, your running will have to take a back seat.  If competing in a road race of any kind, heavy constant weight training will leave you too sore to train for your race.

I do both, and when a running or cycling event is nearing, I scale back on weight training, though never stopping completely.

 
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Notsonicemom on August 17, 2014, 05:56:14 PM
Running is a legit sport.

Bodybuilding is not.

Hope this helps.

They both are but running rocks
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Notsonicemom on August 17, 2014, 05:58:03 PM
My next marathon is September 28th. I've fallen slightly behind in my program. I still have a little time to buckle down and make it happen.

Which one you doing? As long as you've got your long runs in you should be tapering soon, no? Ugh I have my first 20 miler next Saturday, 8 weeks till my next full
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: Fakechestguy on August 17, 2014, 06:54:42 PM
What the fuck is it with people that have to tell the world about the running events they did?!! Facebook, twitter, newspapers, t-shirts, work....I live in the midwest and this has become a feeding ground for out of shape fucktard narcissists. Fucking overweight spandex rangers wanting a pat on the back every time they go for a jog.

Then we are supposed to act like they are warriors because they are limping around from fucking up their knees and ankles...meanwhile they didn't reduce body fat at all.

AMEN to this
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: SF1900 on August 17, 2014, 07:36:32 PM
At least every other day, someone on my FB is talking about how they are getting ready for a 10K or Crossfit challenge, etc.
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: Notsonicemom on August 18, 2014, 07:14:30 PM
At least every other day, someone on my FB is talking about how they are getting ready for a 10K or Crossfit challenge, etc.

Lol at 10k that's my warm up. Not knocking them but until you run a full marathon then talk to me about getting ready for running
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: pedro01 on August 18, 2014, 07:27:13 PM
At least every other day, someone on my FB is talking about how they are getting ready for a 10K or Crossfit challenge, etc.

How the hell do you "get ready" for a 10k?

Put on a pair of trainers?
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: calfzilla on August 18, 2014, 09:39:35 PM
How the hell do you "get ready" for a 10k?

Put on a pair of trainers?

There is some annual race here where all the whores put neon paint on themselves for the run.  ???
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 19, 2014, 12:30:21 AM
Lol at 10k that's my warm up. Not knocking them but until you run a full marathon then talk to me about getting ready for running

My balls aren't even sweaty after 10k.

I need to run at least twice that to get some proper cock cheese.
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: Notsonicemom on August 21, 2014, 03:52:38 PM
My balls aren't even sweaty after 10k.

I need to run at least twice that to get some proper cock cheese.


Lmaooooooooo

I'm not putting down anyone that runs. But these electric ones and run or dye bullshit are just stupid
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: calfzilla on August 21, 2014, 04:00:16 PM

Lmaooooooooo

I'm not putting down anyone that runs. But these electric ones and run or dye bullshit are just stupid

But the generation nothingness whores of okcupid and facebook love them  ::)
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: Notsonicemom on August 21, 2014, 04:10:05 PM
But the generation nothingness whites of okcupid and facebook love them  ::)

I did one once it was my friends first 5k after I paced her on the course I lopped it again be ause she was slower I had to at least get a fast run in. First loop 40 min with her my second loop 27 min. Most annoying thing are those types of run. Christ I ran a monster dash with my daughter, it was a kids race but at least it was fun and dressed up
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Leatherneck on August 22, 2014, 09:21:15 AM
Which one you doing? As long as you've got your long runs in you should be tapering soon, no? Ugh I have my first 20 miler next Saturday, 8 weeks till my next full
I'm doing the Tri-Town Marathon in Merrillville, IN about 45 minutes away from the Southside of Chicago. Good luck with the 20. I've caught up some but am still slightly behind. It'll be all good I did my last one in April with only 4 weeks of training.
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 22, 2014, 09:25:06 AM
Lol at 10k that's my warm up. Not knocking them but until you run a full marathon then talk to me about getting ready for running

When are you going to do one of our events there sista?  How does 24+ Hours 40+ miles sound?   :D
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: Yanin on August 22, 2014, 09:34:41 AM
You all are truly missing it. Most of the time you can't tell the difference between one of these "runners" and a cast member of honey booboo. So if it isn't broadcasted to the world you won't know how much they actually train.. One of my gf bestfriends did a 10k and the bitch had the nerve to put on a hypothermia blanket after lol
Title: Re: Runners - why do you have to tell the world about your events?
Post by: Notsonicemom on August 23, 2014, 10:30:11 PM
When are you going to do one of our events there sista?  How does 24+ Hours 40+ miles sound?   :D


Never lol but I've got a 50k trail ultra marathon in May
Title: Re: Runners
Post by: Notsonicemom on August 23, 2014, 10:39:25 PM
I'm doing the Tri-Town Marathon in Merrillville, IN about 45 minutes away from the Southside of Chicago. Good luck with the 20. I've caught up some but am still slightly behind. It'll be all good I did my last one in April with only 4 weeks of training.

Wow 4 weeks of training good for you for finishing. Got my 20 done this am, went very well how I ever did 2 full marathons when I first started running and never trained than 10 miles at a time is beyond me. First few miles were tough. I raced a half marathon Sunday and did well, then 5 mile recovery run next day. Did an 8 mile tempo run Thursday. Got a few more half marathons which I will go at race pace another 16 and 18 miler another 20 miler than taper begins