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Title: Beta male of peace
Post by: Army of One on May 13, 2014, 05:26:27 AM
Jaejonna redefining the friendzone

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Post by: bigmc on May 13, 2014, 05:30:49 AM
that guy would have kept holding her hand while the other dude was fucking her in the ass

beta cuckold of peace
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Post by: Frank Clairmonte on May 13, 2014, 05:39:48 AM
its only beta if you are holding her hand
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Post by: da_vinci on May 13, 2014, 06:05:51 AM
Poor fella. Probably will detonate himself some day in a shopping center full of white guys.
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Post by: Tapeworm on May 13, 2014, 06:15:27 AM
Asian chicks are weird.  Either totally Hello Kitty or complete fucky fucky prostitutes.
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 13, 2014, 06:21:29 AM
Asian chicks are weird.  Either totally Hello Kitty or complete fucky fucky prostitutes.

So true.

If you can find one that has both characteristics, she's a keeper.
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Post by: kreator on May 13, 2014, 06:22:45 AM
just pick another one dude, they all look the same anyway
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Post by: pedro01 on May 13, 2014, 06:31:30 AM
I remember arranging to meet some Japanese chick at a club in Tokyo - we were in the first stages of having a thing going on....

She was doing some Japanese teaching for Chinese working in Tokyo and it was a night she had to teach and she turned up with one of her students - a tiny little Chinese guy.

At the end of the night as I was leaving with the chick, the Chinese guy came up and explained he'd brought the girl there and that she was "with him".

I thanked him for bringing her and explained that while he might have escorted here there, I was definitely taking her back to my hotel.

Fuck knows what the guy was thinking - maybe it's a Chinese thing. Anyway - he was really insistent and I'm feeling sorry for the guy. I would never have hit him 'cause he was barely over 5 feet tall but fuck me was he a pain in the ass. It's as if he couldn't assess the situation at all and genuinely thought that he had "rights" on the chick.

Dating in China must be a real hoot.

Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: _aj_ on May 13, 2014, 06:58:29 AM
I remember arranging to meet some Japanese chick at a club in Tokyo - we were in the first stages of having a thing going on....

She was doing some Japanese teaching for Chinese working in Tokyo and it was a night she had to teach and she turned up with one of her students - a tiny little Chinese guy.

At the end of the night as I was leaving with the chick, the Chinese guy came up and explained he'd brought the girl there and that she was "with him".

I thanked him for bringing her and explained that while he might have escorted here there, I was definitely taking her back to my hotel.

Fuck knows what the guy was thinking - maybe it's a Chinese thing. Anyway - he was really insistent and I'm feeling sorry for the guy. I would never have hit him 'cause he was barely over 5 feet tall but fuck me was he a pain in the ass. It's as if he couldn't assess the situation at all and genuinely thought that he had "rights" on the chick.

Dating in China must be a real hoot.



Did you let him know that he could watch if he wanted to?
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 13, 2014, 06:59:10 AM
I remember arranging to meet some Japanese chick at a club in Tokyo - we were in the first stages of having a thing going on....

She was doing some Japanese teaching for Chinese working in Tokyo and it was a night she had to teach and she turned up with one of her students - a tiny little Chinese guy.

At the end of the night as I was leaving with the chick, the Chinese guy came up and explained he'd brought the girl there and that she was "with him".

I thanked him for bringing her and explained that while he might have escorted here there, I was definitely taking her back to my hotel.

Fuck knows what the guy was thinking - maybe it's a Chinese thing. Anyway - he was really insistent and I'm feeling sorry for the guy. I would never have hit him 'cause he was barely over 5 feet tall but fuck me was he a pain in the ass. It's as if he couldn't assess the situation at all and genuinely thought that he had "rights" on the chick.

Dating in China must be a real hoot.



It's definitely an Asian honor/respect type of thing.  It doesn't exist in the Western world.  
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Post by: Simple Simon on May 13, 2014, 07:11:58 AM
Poor fella. Probably will detonate himself some day in a shopping center full of white guys.

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Papper on May 13, 2014, 07:14:37 AM
its only beta if you are holding her hand

lol!
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Post by: thulsaDOOM210 on May 13, 2014, 07:42:17 AM
Non-confrontational shrimp boy of peace
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Post by: Mitch on May 13, 2014, 08:00:11 AM
Me love you long time, she said.
It will be fun, she said.
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Post by: pedro01 on May 13, 2014, 08:35:13 AM
Did you let him know that he could watch if he wanted to?

No - but I really wish I'd have thought of that at the time...  ;D
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Post by: G_Thang on May 13, 2014, 08:48:11 AM
asian women  ::)
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Post by: Griffith on May 13, 2014, 09:06:43 AM
asian women  ::)

What about them?
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Post by: falco on May 13, 2014, 09:22:49 AM
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrswO7B0G2UkG_dD7lrv8KfPnlgRFrmGA0GCXYVI3l8ad_YipNJw)
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Post by: calfzilla on May 13, 2014, 10:13:22 AM
Was that Asian dude her brother, gay friend?  ???

Who holds hands with chick who is grinding on some other guy?  ???
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Post by: Europe on May 13, 2014, 10:57:36 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/TallPeacefulAnemonecrab.gif)
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: Simple Simon on May 13, 2014, 11:05:18 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/TallPeacefulAnemonecrab.gif)
Great self defence technique right there, who wants to fight him now?
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: bigmc on May 13, 2014, 11:13:38 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/TallPeacefulAnemonecrab.gif)

thick nick holding his own in that fight
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Post by: Hulkotron on May 13, 2014, 11:18:26 AM
They all look like shit hth
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Post by: Simple Simon on May 13, 2014, 11:25:46 AM
thick nick holding his own in that fight
Looks fully hydrated as well.
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Post by: el numero uno on May 13, 2014, 11:27:06 AM
just pick another one dude, they all look the same anyway

Hahaha
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Post by: Tito24 on May 13, 2014, 01:01:29 PM
the white always prevails
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Post by: Lustral on May 13, 2014, 01:03:52 PM
Almost as beta as being that out of shape middle aged guy in an aerobics class.
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 13, 2014, 02:42:55 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/TallPeacefulAnemonecrab.gif)

What a little dink.  Maybe this is why Asian girls love guys of other races.
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Post by: The Ugly on May 13, 2014, 02:45:42 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/TallPeacefulAnemonecrab.gif)

Now that is really something else. Not every day, you know.
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: Lustral on May 13, 2014, 02:47:23 PM
Anyone else watch the gif repeatedly (no homo - if that applies) trying to see if there was a dick? Like Leslie Chao in the Hangover.
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Post by: irishdave on May 13, 2014, 03:16:08 PM
Anyone else watch the gif repeatedly (no homo - if that applies) trying to see if there was a dick? Like Leslie Chao in the Hangover.

I watched it about 15 times and I'm still in awe how somebody could show their peepee in public if it's that small. I'd never take even take it out for a piss in public
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: The Ugly on May 13, 2014, 04:17:16 PM
No, this is really something special. Who fucking does this? Who has ever done this before, ever?
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: Lustral on May 13, 2014, 04:18:40 PM
No, this is really something special. Who fucking does this? Who has ever done this before, ever?

The chink in the Hangover, prob gets more ass than any getbigger cos he was in the presence of Bradley Cooper.
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: el numero uno on May 13, 2014, 07:22:00 PM
Makes me wonder, if asians dudes have a bad reputation d!ck-size wise. Maybe asian women have a very tight...
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Post by: 240 is Back on May 13, 2014, 07:54:26 PM
Did you let him know that he could watch if he wanted to?

i would totally let a dude pay me to bang his chick.  I woudln't just let him watch for free, but if I was leaving with ass and loot, sure, why not.  I would also require he call for a pizza and pay for it so that we could all eat and laugh about things afterwards.
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: calfzilla on May 13, 2014, 07:58:15 PM
i would totally let a dude pay me to bang his chick.  I woudln't just let him watch for free, but if I was leaving with ass and loot, sure, why not.  I would also require he call for a pizza and pay for it so that we could all eat and laugh about things afterwards.

Would you let him jerk off to you banging his lady, or would he have to sit in the corner and be quiet?
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: The Ugly on May 13, 2014, 08:00:41 PM
Man, I can't get enough of this guy. His style is impetuous, his defense is impregnable.
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: The Ugly on May 13, 2014, 08:08:16 PM
Come on, seriously, help me out here. What on God's green earth is going on? He instinctively determined the Billabongs were overly cumbersome and therefore incompatible with pugilistic battle? I am beyond baffled.
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: el numero uno on May 13, 2014, 08:11:43 PM
i would totally let a dude pay me to bang his chick.  I woudln't just let him watch for free, but if I was leaving with ass and loot, sure, why not.  I would also require he call for a pizza and pay for it so that we could all eat and laugh about things afterwards.

Hahahahah  ;D
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: 240 is Back on May 13, 2014, 08:25:22 PM
Would you let him jerk off to you banging his lady, or would he have to sit in the corner and be quiet?

in my younger years, heck no.  no way.  that's just sick.

now that i'm older and i've seen the ways of the world, I'd probably be more laid back about it.  Like, look bro, let's lay down some ground rules here.   you stay over there, keep your junk and your spunk out of sight, respect a 15 foot rule. 

heck, i'd probably give him 10% off if he'd film the whole thing with my iphone. 
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: calfzilla on May 13, 2014, 08:39:33 PM
in my younger years, heck no.  no way.  that's just sick.

now that i'm older and i've seen the ways of the world, I'd probably be more laid back about it.  Like, look bro, let's lay down some ground rules here.   you stay over there, keep your junk and your spunk out of sight, respect a 15 foot rule. 

heck, i'd probably give him 10% off if he'd film the whole thing with my iphone. 

Like Tom Prince and the "line".  8)
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: calfzilla on May 13, 2014, 08:41:04 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=219775.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=219775.0)
Title: Re: Beta male of peace
Post by: 240 is Back on May 13, 2014, 08:46:15 PM
Like Tom Prince and the "line".  8)

when i'm young, i'm all insecure and shit.

now that i'm pushing 37, you know... hey, you loosen up a bit.   you realize this, today, is probably the best you'll ever look + fuck + feel at the same time.  Nobody hits 57 and says "Wow, my muscle, penis, brain work SO much better now than they did 20 years ago."

So use it or lose it, I guess.  Hit that shit, get a grilled chicken sandwich with a smoothie on the way home, and catch the 1am replay of Fargo on FX Network.  life is good.