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Title: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
Post by: Darren Avey on May 19, 2014, 06:09:57 AM
(http://www.actorsandsportsmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/British-Football-Stud-Steven-Gerrard-2.jpg)

What a beast! You can really imagine those hard asses of Uruguay are gonna be terrified to tackle him!  ::)
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Post by: Henda on May 19, 2014, 06:34:55 AM
bigger than DJ181
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Post by: Old-Skool on May 19, 2014, 06:44:10 AM
yes as captain of both Liverpool and England Nationals, with as estimated net worth of 32 million euros and sponsorships with Adidas, Jaguar etc etc  .... im sure he wakes up everyday and cries he doesnt have Bertil Fox chest thickness to scare beaners in Urugay  lol
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Post by: SuperTed on May 19, 2014, 06:52:30 AM
He's not a bodybuilder so I doubt he gives a shit about his chest size. ::)

In fact, he probably doesn’t even do any resistance training other than push ups yet still looks better than the OP. ;D
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Post by: deceiver on May 19, 2014, 07:31:04 AM
He looks great, what is wrong about his physique exactly?
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Post by: ChopperRider on May 19, 2014, 07:39:40 AM
He's not a bodybuilder so I doubt he gives a shit about his chest size. ::)

In fact, he probably doesn’t even do any resistance training other than push ups yet still looks better than the OP. ;D


That's setting the bar pretty low...
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Post by: Darren Avey on May 19, 2014, 07:59:43 AM
Hes a piece of shit who fucked his 16 year old sister in law then got her hooked on cocaine. Also cost England the match V France in Euro 2004, he said we lost as a team. no girl!!! You re stupidity turned a win into a loss.
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Post by: ChopperRider on May 19, 2014, 08:08:35 AM
Hes a piece of shit who fucked his 16 year old sister in law then got her hooked on cocaine. Also cost England the match V France in Euro 2004, he said we lost as a team. no girl!!! You re stupidity turned a win into a loss.

Calm down Darren. Don't get your Tigger pajamas in a bunch
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Post by: Darren Avey on May 19, 2014, 08:38:13 AM
I sleep naked/
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Post by: JasonH on May 19, 2014, 09:46:45 AM
Hes a piece of shit who fucked his 16 year old sister in law then got her hooked on cocaine. Also cost England the match V France in Euro 2004, he said we lost as a team. no girl!!! You re stupidity turned a win into a loss.

Seriously? Didn't know about that one  ???
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Post by: Darren Avey on May 19, 2014, 10:22:27 AM
Yeh its one of the things that theres a super injunction thing out on so the papers could nt report it but seriously all joking aside this isn't me bullshitting ask people in the know, do a bit of googling and you ll find it. A bloke down my road works for the Evenign Standard and told me things like the Ryan Giggs scandal 3 months before it broke etc etc.
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Post by: ChopperRider on May 19, 2014, 10:39:44 AM
I sleep naked/

<Chaos voice>.....Pics or it didn't happen.....<Chaos voice>
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Post by: Simple Simon on May 19, 2014, 11:28:08 AM
Yeh its one of the things that theres a super injunction thing out on so the papers could nt report it but seriously all joking aside this isn't me bullshitting ask people in the know, do a bit of googling and you ll find it. A bloke down my road works for the Evenign Standard and told me things like the Ryan Giggs scandal 3 months before it broke etc etc.

Is he related to "the bloke in the pub"?
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Post by: Old-Skool on May 19, 2014, 11:49:42 AM
Darren's emotional over-reaction is obviously jealousy and a man-crush  ;D ....my friends brothers dogs groomer knows a guy whos sister works for the Daily Mirror
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Post by: Uncle Junior on May 19, 2014, 11:56:34 AM
He's not a bodybuilder so I doubt he gives a shit about his chest size. ::)

In fact, he probably doesn’t even do any resistance training other than push ups yet still looks better than the OP. ;D


It would be absolutely impossible for any footballer (soccer to the yanks) to put on any substantial size with all that amount of running/training these guys do.

When was last time you saw muscular footballer?

They probably burn like 5 thousand calories a day...lol
 
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Post by: Sam on May 19, 2014, 12:11:43 PM
Hes a piece of shit who fucked his 16 year old sister in law then got her hooked on cocaine. Also cost England the match V France in Euro 2004, he said we lost as a team. no girl!!! You re stupidity turned a win into a loss.

Complete bollocks...He hasnt even got a sister in law  :D This is an internet rumour started a few years ago and believed by people like you lol
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Post by: Darren Avey on May 19, 2014, 03:23:14 PM
No its true I was hding in the wardrobe of the hotel room they did it in
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Post by: Army of One on May 19, 2014, 03:31:04 PM
Im sure these premiership players lie about their weight, does this look like 6 feet 181 pounds to you?The other shot is just a decieving angle.At that bodyfat he should only be around 9 pounds away from his natural limit  ::)
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Post by: Lustral on May 19, 2014, 04:12:35 PM






Captain fantastic. Gutted about the league this year but fuck it. Living legend.
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Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 19, 2014, 04:14:06 PM
(http://www.actorsandsportsmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/British-Football-Stud-Steven-Gerrard-2.jpg)

What a beast! You can really imagine those hard asses of Uruguay are gonna be terrified to tackle him!  ::)

I wonder if he is crying in his lager saying, "Darren Avey" made sport of me on getbig. 
Title: Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
Post by: Lustral on May 19, 2014, 04:16:04 PM
I wonder if he is crying in his lager saying, "Darren Avey" made sport of me on getbig. 

Then he saw Darren's pic and smiled.
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Post by: oldtimer1 on May 19, 2014, 05:32:24 PM
Bodybuilders putting down a world class athlete's body.   ::) 
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Post by: Lustral on May 19, 2014, 05:41:07 PM
Bodybuilders putting down a world class athlete's body.   ::) 

He's more than that, he's a fucking hero.

Don't know if you watch football but that clip I posted if the final in Istanbul says it all. Leader through action.
3-0 down, he scored, we win on penalties. I had a company law exam the next day and was still buzzing (got a 1st like a baws)...

He gets so much shit for slipping in match v Chelsea but it happens.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He's Big and he's fucking hard,
He'll pass the ball forty yards,
Steve Gerrard Gerrard


(sang to tune of que sera for those outside premiership's claws)
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Post by: honest on May 19, 2014, 06:05:53 PM
Steve Gerrard is a legend, a man amongst boys, stands tall and plays for his team, in a football world of greed and selfishness, he stands above all. If England had a team full of players like him they would be in with a chance at the world cup, hes on the way out now but no footballer on the planet has the same level of respect.

Title: Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 19, 2014, 06:47:09 PM
Hes a piece of shit who fucked his 16 year old sister in law then got her hooked on cocaine. Also cost England the match V France in Euro 2004, he said we lost as a team. no girl!!! You re stupidity turned a win into a loss.

Did he chilidog his sister in law, or maybe give her a prolapsed anus?
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Post by: SF1900 on May 19, 2014, 08:30:09 PM
haha, this guys body is 100X better than Darren Avey, who looks like a little troll. Its so funny how Darren actually has the nerve to knock anyones physique lol. This guy is delusional.
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Post by: ChopperRider on May 19, 2014, 10:18:28 PM
haha, this guys body is 100X better than Darren Avey, who looks like a little troll. Its so funny how Darren actually has the nerve to knock anyones physique lol. This guy is delusional.

Darren would need a pro type stack and a decade of training to look like a 14 year old cross-country runner.
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Post by: dogbowl on May 20, 2014, 12:00:05 AM
Never heard of him
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Post by: Roger Bacon on May 20, 2014, 12:04:52 AM
Never heard of him
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Post by: Darren Avey on May 20, 2014, 06:02:58 AM
haha, this guys body is 100X better than Darren Avey, who looks like a little troll. Its so funny how Darren actually has the nerve to knock anyones physique lol. This guy is delusional.

That's weird, I got called that by some girl in the pub Saturday night when I tried my luck.
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Post by: Hulkotron on May 20, 2014, 06:11:47 AM
His "wife" (Alex Curran) is one of those chicks who looks smoking hot when "done up" but is probably a nightmare first thing in the morning:

 :o
(http://i60.tinypic.com/dw5n4j.jpg)

 :-\
(http://i60.tinypic.com/1q4lk1.jpg)

 :-X
(http://i59.tinypic.com/105ad50.jpg)
Title: Re: England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 20, 2014, 12:38:05 PM
That's weird, I got called that by some girl in the pub Saturday night when I tried my luck.

I think it's all in good fun, mate.
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Post by: Lustral on May 20, 2014, 12:42:06 PM
His "wife" (Alex Curran) is one of those chicks who looks smoking hot when "done up" but is probably a nightmare first thing in the morning:

 :o
(http://i60.tinypic.com/dw5n4j.jpg)



Heard a rumour years ago that she banged some gangster while married to Stevie G. If true he should've canned her.

I remember summer 2005 when it was all but confirmed he'd be joining Chelsea, 9 years on and still in a red shirt. He prob turned down an extra £50-100k per week for those 9 years, a rare thing in the modern game.
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Post by: SuperTed on May 20, 2014, 12:51:53 PM
Heard a rumour years ago that she banged some gangster while married to Stevie G. If true he should've canned her.

I remember summer 2005 when it was all but confirmed he'd be joining Chelsea, 9 years on and still in a red shirt. He prob turned down an extra £50-100k per week for those 9 years, a rare thing in the modern game.

I've heard rumours that apparently he stayed at Liverpool because he was threatened by gangsters in the Liverpool underworld. Not sure how true these are though.
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Post by: SuperTed on May 20, 2014, 01:03:58 PM
It would be absolutely impossible for any footballer (soccer to the yanks) to put on any substantial size with all that amount of running/training these guys do.

When was last time you saw muscular footballer?

They probably burn like 5 thousand calories a day...lol
 

It depends on how you define "muscular". Carrying too much size is obviously a hindrance because it can make you cumbersome and can affect your endurance levels. However, being muscular but in a slim and athletic way is perfect. Players like Ronaldo, Bale and Drogba have the ideal physique for a footballer.
Of course, it depends on the position you play too. Goalkeepers for instance can afford to carry more mass since height/reach are an major advantage and less endurance is required.
Ex-goalkeeper Stuart Tomlinson had probably the best physique in British football (soccer):

(http://www.xn--r3ce0ab1b.com/userfiles/images/st02.jpg)
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Post by: Lustral on May 20, 2014, 01:08:42 PM
I've heard rumours that apparently he stayed at Liverpool because he was threatened by gangsters in the Liverpool underworld. Not sure how true these are though.

I'm sure Darren's underworld acquaintances could inform him.
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Post by: SuperTed on May 20, 2014, 01:10:05 PM
I'm sure Darren's underworld acquaintances could inform him.

Darren's only link to the criminal underworld is his DVD collection of Danny Dyer's Hardest Men. ;D
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Post by: Lustral on May 20, 2014, 01:11:41 PM
Darren's only link to the criminal underworld is his DVD collection of Danny Dyer's Hardest Men. ;D

Love how Dyer would be watching  Celtic v Rangers match through binoculars and acting scared - "it's proper kicking off now" while off camera child mascots roam freely around the stadium.
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Post by: Da Freak on May 20, 2014, 04:43:19 PM
Steve Gerrard is a legend, a man amongst boys, stands tall and plays for his team, in a football world of greed and selfishness, he stands above all. If England had a team full of players like him they would be in with a chance at the world cup, hes on the way out now but no footballer on the planet has the same level of respect.



this!