England captain Steven Gerrards brutal buck fifty benching chest!

[Darren Avey]

What a beast! You can really imagine those hard asses of Uruguay are gonna be terrified to tackle him! 

[Henda]

bigger than DJ181

[Old-Skool]

yes as captain of both Liverpool and England Nationals, with as estimated net worth of 32 million euros and sponsorships with Adidas, Jaguar etc etc  .... im sure he wakes up everyday and cries he doesnt have Bertil Fox chest thickness to scare beaners in Urugay  lol

[SuperTed]

He's not a bodybuilder so I doubt he gives a shit about his chest size.

In fact, he probably doesn’t even do any resistance training other than push ups yet still looks better than the OP.

[deceiver]

He looks great, what is wrong about his physique exactly?

[ChopperRider]

He's not a bodybuilder so I doubt he gives a shit about his chest size.

In fact, he probably doesn’t even do any resistance training other than push ups yet still looks better than the OP.

That's setting the bar pretty low...

[Darren Avey]

Hes a piece of shit who fucked his 16 year old sister in law then got her hooked on cocaine. Also cost England the match V France in Euro 2004, he said we lost as a team. no girl!!! You re stupidity turned a win into a loss.

[ChopperRider]

Hes a piece of shit who fucked his 16 year old sister in law then got her hooked on cocaine. Also cost England the match V France in Euro 2004, he said we lost as a team. no girl!!! You re stupidity turned a win into a loss.

Calm down Darren. Don't get your Tigger pajamas in a bunch

[Darren Avey]

I sleep naked/

[JasonH]

Hes a piece of shit who fucked his 16 year old sister in law then got her hooked on cocaine. Also cost England the match V France in Euro 2004, he said we lost as a team. no girl!!! You re stupidity turned a win into a loss.

Seriously? Didn't know about that one 

[Darren Avey]

Yeh its one of the things that theres a super injunction thing out on so the papers could nt report it but seriously all joking aside this isn't me bullshitting ask people in the know, do a bit of googling and you ll find it. A bloke down my road works for the Evenign Standard and told me things like the Ryan Giggs scandal 3 months before it broke etc etc.

[ChopperRider]

I sleep naked/

<Chaos voice>.....Pics or it didn't happen.....<Chaos voice>

[Simple Simon]

Yeh its one of the things that theres a super injunction thing out on so the papers could nt report it but seriously all joking aside this isn't me bullshitting ask people in the know, do a bit of googling and you ll find it. A bloke down my road works for the Evenign Standard and told me things like the Ryan Giggs scandal 3 months before it broke etc etc.

Is he related to "the bloke in the pub"?

[Old-Skool]

Darren's emotional over-reaction is obviously jealousy and a man-crush  ....my friends brothers dogs groomer knows a guy whos sister works for the Daily Mirror

[Uncle Junior]

He's not a bodybuilder so I doubt he gives a shit about his chest size.

In fact, he probably doesn’t even do any resistance training other than push ups yet still looks better than the OP.

It would be absolutely impossible for any footballer (soccer to the yanks) to put on any substantial size with all that amount of running/training these guys do.

When was last time you saw muscular footballer?

They probably burn like 5 thousand calories a day...lol
 

[Sam]

Hes a piece of shit who fucked his 16 year old sister in law then got her hooked on cocaine. Also cost England the match V France in Euro 2004, he said we lost as a team. no girl!!! You re stupidity turned a win into a loss.

Complete bollocks...He hasnt even got a sister in law  This is an internet rumour started a few years ago and believed by people like you lol

[Darren Avey]

No its true I was hding in the wardrobe of the hotel room they did it in

[Army of One]

Im sure these premiership players lie about their weight, does this look like 6 feet 181 pounds to you?The other shot is just a decieving angle.At that bodyfat he should only be around 9 pounds away from his natural limit 

[Lustral]

Captain fantastic. Gutted about the league this year but fuck it. Living legend.

[Chadwick The Beta]

What a beast! You can really imagine those hard asses of Uruguay are gonna be terrified to tackle him! 

I wonder if he is crying in his lager saying, "Darren Avey" made sport of me on getbig. 

[Lustral]

I wonder if he is crying in his lager saying, "Darren Avey" made sport of me on getbig. 

Then he saw Darren's pic and smiled.

[oldtimer1]

Bodybuilders putting down a world class athlete's body.    

[Lustral]

Bodybuilders putting down a world class athlete's body.    

He's more than that, he's a fucking hero.

Don't know if you watch football but that clip I posted if the final in Istanbul says it all. Leader through action.
3-0 down, he scored, we win on penalties. I had a company law exam the next day and was still buzzing (got a 1st like a baws)...

He gets so much shit for slipping in match v Chelsea but it happens.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He's Big and he's fucking hard,
He'll pass the ball forty yards,
Steve Gerrard Gerrard

(sang to tune of que sera for those outside premiership's claws)

[honest]

Steve Gerrard is a legend, a man amongst boys, stands tall and plays for his team, in a football world of greed and selfishness, he stands above all. If England had a team full of players like him they would be in with a chance at the world cup, hes on the way out now but no footballer on the planet has the same level of respect.

[Chadwick The Beta]

Hes a piece of shit who fucked his 16 year old sister in law then got her hooked on cocaine. Also cost England the match V France in Euro 2004, he said we lost as a team. no girl!!! You re stupidity turned a win into a loss.

Did he chilidog his sister in law, or maybe give her a prolapsed anus?