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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Juruth on May 21, 2014, 07:22:31 PM
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A pro is needed to photoshop the head of a young Jean Claude Van Damme onto the body of professional wrestler Scott "Flash" Norton. Please: this must be accomplished pronto.
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Big fan of Scott Norton. Is he still wrestling in japan?
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May the gods of bodybuilding watch over this noble effort.
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what is the reason for this?
A pro is needed to photoshop the head of a young Jean Claude Van Damme onto the body of professional wrestler Scott "Flash" Norton. Please: this must be accomplished pronto.
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Something like this? ???
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Something like this? ???
Right idea. Better head of Van Damme needed.
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Right idea. Better head of Van Damme needed.
A please would help! ::)
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A please would help! ::)
Thanks bro, he's quite the demanding homo sex... ::)
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More
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Ann Coulter's bullshit conservative troll game is slipping. In her zeal to land a jab against... Twitter? Michelle Obama? Nigerian schoolgirls?... she opened a door for her detractors, and they jumped through it with a two-leg flying kick of Photoshop fury.
The way Coulter's game is supposed to work is 1) she says something bigoted or just plain dumb and trollish, 2) outraged critics say something she can twist as sexist, 3) she positions herself as the victim, 4) she wins. But if she looks like a fucking tone-deaf joke of a demagogue instead of a victim, it doesn't really work.
That's where Twitter comes in. Here's the backstory: Michelle Obama, among others, made the hashtag #bringbackourgirls trend, a viral if superficial way to draw mainstream attention to the plight of the 234 Nigerian teen girls kidnapped by an Islamist militant group called Boko Haram. Never mind that anti-Islam conservatives were the first folks to scream for media attention to this story; the nascent right-wing meme is now that Michelle Obama trivialized the story by hashtagging it. So Ann Coulter responded thusly on Twitter yesterday:
One could read a bunch of racial shit into a tweet like that, but why bother? It's just stupid "Oh my team isn't winning so fuck this fake version of America" sunshine patriotism. It's poor form and poor discourse.
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Photoshops of Van Damme's head on Scott Norton's vbody needed immediately.
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Something to tide you over Mr. Juruth -
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Keep them coming
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(http://img.pandawhale.com/39347-JeanClaude-van-Damme-singing-g-L72S.gif)
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Ann Coulter's bullshit conservative troll game is slipping. In her zeal to land a jab against... Twitter? Michelle Obama? Nigerian schoolgirls?... she opened a door for her detractors, and they jumped through it with a two-leg flying kick of Photoshop fury.
The way Coulter's game is supposed to work is 1) she says something bigoted or just plain dumb and trollish, 2) outraged critics say something she can twist as sexist, 3) she positions herself as the victim, 4) she wins. But if she looks like a fucking tone-deaf joke of a demagogue instead of a victim, it doesn't really work.
That's where Twitter comes in. Here's the backstory: Michelle Obama, among others, made the hashtag #bringbackourgirls trend, a viral if superficial way to draw mainstream attention to the plight of the 234 Nigerian teen girls kidnapped by an Islamist militant group called Boko Haram. Never mind that anti-Islam conservatives were the first folks to scream for media attention to this story; the nascent right-wing meme is now that Michelle Obama trivialized the story by hashtagging it. So Ann Coulter responded thusly on Twitter yesterday:
One could read a bunch of racial shit into a tweet like that, but why bother? It's just stupid "Oh my team isn't winning so fuck this fake version of America" sunshine patriotism. It's poor form and poor discourse.
hahahahahhahahahahhahaah ha!!!
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(http://img.pandawhale.com/39347-JeanClaude-van-Damme-singing-g-L72S.gif)
The Juruths - live in concert :D
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Pretty funny shit... but 'professional?'
not so much
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A please would help! ::)
;D
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Pretty funny shit... but 'professional?'
not so much
your negativity is getting old
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:D
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your negativity is getting old
Will you shop a pic of Ronnie Coleman as a white man?
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Thanks bro, he's quite the demanding homo sex... ::)
I can tell. :D
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Will you shop a pic of Ronnie Coleman as a white man?
Sure, something like white wiggs....
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/graphic/images/2012/November/25/E797_50B28CCE.jpg)
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Sure, something like white wiggs....
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/graphic/images/2012/November/25/E797_50B28CCE.jpg)
Hahahaha!! Looks great
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Sure, something like white wiggs....
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/graphic/images/2012/November/25/E797_50B28CCE.jpg)
Yes. Just want to see if he would be as dominant as a great white bodybuilder.
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your negativity is getting old
Are you actually taking the time to read my shit? Fuck. I'm impressed.
There is a difference between truth and negativity.
Now, STFU and go back to what you should have been doing jackass.
Stay positive... if that's what you do. You are on Getbig, just in case you've forgotten.
Feel free to point out all the positive comments and posts here. Geez. "Forest for the Trees...."
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Oh, I'm so sorry Beavis.
I hadn't noticed that you were the one playing with your software like you knew what you were doing. My bad.
Please forgive me. You rock.
You Photoshop as a graphic artist for a living, so that does make you a "Pro"
got it.
Can I do better? I wouldn't dream of it ~
I'm positive.
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I've had photoshop elements on my laptop for over a year and have yet to learn how to use it. lol
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Oh, I'm so sorry Beavis.
I hadn't noticed that you were the one playing with your software like you knew what you were doing. My bad.
Please forgive me. You rock.
You Photoshop as a graphic artist for a living, so that does make you a "Pro"
got it.
Can I do better? I wouldn't dream of it ~
I'm positive.
Those two enormous pink things under that turd are the pig's balls. Little know fact, pigs ejaculate about 300x the volume of semen that a human male does. Dogs are at about 50x.
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Those two enormous pink things under that turd are the pig's balls. Little know fact, pigs ejaculate about 300x the volume of semen that a human male does. Dogs are at about 50x.
Hahahahahaha!!
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(http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww268/davej1963/cvd_zpsb9dcb91b.jpg)
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Yes. Just want to see if he would be as dominant as a great white bodybuilder.
having some trouble with this one... lol
Too black ;D
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having some trouble with this one... lol
Too black ;D
Appreciate the effort. I know they can be a difficult race. :-X
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(http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww268/davej1963/cvd_zpsb9dcb91b.jpg)
Top entry thus far.
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Top entry thus far.
The photoshoppers union demands a homo-erotic story as payment for our work!
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The photoshoppers union demands a homo-erotic story as payment for our work!
really! That's some good work there ! Props!
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Why do you chose blurry pics of his face ???
Here:
(https://www.cheap-flyer-printer.com/shop/product_images/s/jean%20claude%20van%20damme__96032.jpg)
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Van Damme's head on Scott Norton's body. This isn't rocket science.
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Juruth likes his men chunkier.
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:)
(http://i65.tinypic.com/111ujpg.jpg)
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Thanks bro, he's quite the demanding homo sex... ::)
bwa ha ha wtf bro that look kinda weird .but i can see the draw to it as well,