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Juruth

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Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« on: May 21, 2014, 07:22:31 PM »
A pro is needed to photoshop the head of a young Jean Claude Van Damme onto the body of professional wrestler Scott "Flash" Norton. Please: this must be accomplished pronto.

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2014, 07:57:02 PM »
Big fan of Scott Norton. Is he still wrestling in japan?

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2014, 02:17:09 AM »
May the gods of bodybuilding watch over this noble effort.
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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2014, 02:22:48 AM »
what is the reason for this?

A pro is needed to photoshop the head of a young Jean Claude Van Damme onto the body of professional wrestler Scott "Flash" Norton. Please: this must be accomplished pronto.

Roger Bacon

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2014, 02:34:35 AM »
Something like this? ???

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2014, 03:49:53 AM »
Something like this? ???
Right idea. Better head of Van Damme needed.

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2014, 03:52:42 AM »
Right idea. Better head of Van Damme needed.
A please would help! ::)

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2014, 04:06:10 AM »
A please would help! ::)

Thanks bro, he's quite the demanding homo sex...  ::)

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2014, 04:28:51 AM »
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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2014, 04:36:38 AM »
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Ann Coulter's bullshit conservative troll game is slipping. In her zeal to land a jab against... Twitter? Michelle Obama? Nigerian schoolgirls?... she opened a door for her detractors, and they jumped through it with a two-leg flying kick of Photoshop fury.

The way Coulter's game is supposed to work is 1) she says something bigoted or just plain dumb and trollish, 2) outraged critics say something she can twist as sexist, 3) she positions herself as the victim, 4) she wins. But if she looks like a fucking tone-deaf joke of a demagogue instead of a victim, it doesn't really work.

That's where Twitter comes in. Here's the backstory: Michelle Obama, among others, made the hashtag #bringbackourgirls trend, a viral if superficial way to draw mainstream attention to the plight of the 234 Nigerian teen girls kidnapped by an Islamist militant group called Boko Haram. Never mind that anti-Islam conservatives were the first folks to scream for media attention to this story; the nascent right-wing meme is now that Michelle Obama trivialized the story by hashtagging it. So Ann Coulter responded thusly on Twitter yesterday:


One could read a bunch of racial shit into a tweet like that, but why bother? It's just stupid "Oh my team isn't winning so fuck this fake version of America" sunshine patriotism. It's poor form and poor discourse.

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2014, 06:39:45 AM »
Photoshops of Van Damme's head on Scott Norton's vbody needed immediately.

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2014, 06:45:07 AM »
Something to tide you over Mr. Juruth -

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2014, 07:14:41 AM »
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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2014, 07:34:39 AM »
Keep them coming

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2014, 08:04:47 AM »

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2014, 02:32:28 PM »
Ann Coulter's bullshit conservative troll game is slipping. In her zeal to land a jab against... Twitter? Michelle Obama? Nigerian schoolgirls?... she opened a door for her detractors, and they jumped through it with a two-leg flying kick of Photoshop fury.

The way Coulter's game is supposed to work is 1) she says something bigoted or just plain dumb and trollish, 2) outraged critics say something she can twist as sexist, 3) she positions herself as the victim, 4) she wins. But if she looks like a fucking tone-deaf joke of a demagogue instead of a victim, it doesn't really work.

That's where Twitter comes in. Here's the backstory: Michelle Obama, among others, made the hashtag #bringbackourgirls trend, a viral if superficial way to draw mainstream attention to the plight of the 234 Nigerian teen girls kidnapped by an Islamist militant group called Boko Haram. Never mind that anti-Islam conservatives were the first folks to scream for media attention to this story; the nascent right-wing meme is now that Michelle Obama trivialized the story by hashtagging it. So Ann Coulter responded thusly on Twitter yesterday:


One could read a bunch of racial shit into a tweet like that, but why bother? It's just stupid "Oh my team isn't winning so fuck this fake version of America" sunshine patriotism. It's poor form and poor discourse.


hahahahahhahahahahhahaah ha!!!

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2014, 02:51:30 PM »


The Juruths - live in concert  :D
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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2014, 05:36:26 PM »
Pretty funny shit... but 'professional?'


not so much

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2014, 05:49:35 PM »

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2014, 05:51:01 PM »
Pretty funny shit... but 'professional?'


not so much

your negativity is getting old

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2014, 06:31:33 PM »
 :D

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2014, 07:01:43 PM »
your negativity is getting old

Will you shop a pic of Ronnie Coleman as a white man?

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2014, 07:11:57 PM »
Thanks bro, he's quite the demanding homo sex...  ::)
I can tell.  :D

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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2014, 07:34:37 PM »
Will you shop a pic of Ronnie Coleman as a white man?

Sure, something like white wiggs....


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Re: Professional Photoshopping Job Needed Immediately
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2014, 07:41:42 PM »
Sure, something like white wiggs....


Hahahaha!! Looks great