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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: calfzilla on May 22, 2014, 04:02:54 PM
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today i went to the tanning salon to work on my backne and the attendant was a congolese whore with big juicy titts
i caught her staring at my arms so I asked if tanning will make them look bigger, she gave me a wink and said my arms look big enough
does getbig think she wants my penor ???
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Yes....very obvious.
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Probably some Congolese belief that fucking a guy with big arms cures AIDS.
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if you are confident just walk up to her, ask her to write down your number, if she contacts you its all good.
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Calf how do we get Anabolichalo freed?
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Does she ever, its yours for the taking stud
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You didn`t get laid?
Son I am dissapoint. :(
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You didn`t get laid?
Son I am dissapoint. :(
We don't need another Tbombz, let this one pass.
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after tanning I went to put in the hamper the towel you are supposed to clean the bed with ::) i jerked off into mine, the
sweet chocolate whore said "i'll take that" and her hand gently brushed up against mine as I handed the
cummed towel to her.
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you probably could have invited her into the booth with you and had a quickie. Done the girl a favor.
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Pictures, or all this is bullshit. And useless!
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Pictures, or all this is bullshit. And useless!
sorry no pictors :-\
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sorry no pictors :-\
Do you have a cell phone?
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today i went to the tanning salon to work on my backne and the attendant was a congolese whore with big juicy titts
i caught her staring at my arms so I asked if tanning will make them look bigger, she gave me a wink and said my arms look big enough
does getbig think she wants my penor ???
clearly,should have disrobed and had her put tan accelerator on prior..
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it reminds me of the time I went with sweet 18 years to the club... there were fat white women there envious of chocolate bunnies golden pussy ::)
at the end of the day I wish they would have been jealous of my arms :-X
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Do you have a cell phone?
had one but think baby momma stole it, call it but it just keeps ringing ???
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clearly,should have disrobed and had her put tan accelerator on prior..
Yes NJ, his penis may have been dehydrated.
;D
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had one but think baby momma stole it, call it but it just keeps ringing ???
Okay then, you are excused. However this tread is still useless without whore pictors. .here in the THUNDERDOME. ..we love pictors
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(http://www.seeselfshots.com/images/107.jpg)
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Yeah man you definitely should have strapped it to her.
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Yes NJ, his penis may have been dehydrated.
;D
nothing like a dehydrated member...
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(http://www.seeselfshots.com/images/107.jpg)
booty hitting the beds...
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after tanning I went to put in the hamper the towel you are supposed to clean the bed with ::) i jerked off into mine, the
sweet chocolate whore said "i'll take that" and her hand gently brushed up against mine as I handed the
cummed towel to her.
Anabolichalo's baby mamma?
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Calfzilla, I am worried about you. Tanning is no good. Skin cancer and all :(
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it reminds me of the time I went with sweet 18 years to the club... there were fat white women there envious of chocolate bunnies golden pussy ::)
at the end of the day I wish they would have been jealous of my arms :-X
I just laughed out loud at the thought of leaving one of those chocolate easter bunnies melted in a tanning bed for the girl to find.
;D
dunno why that came to mind when I saw your post.
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Calfzilla, I am worried about you. Tanning is no good. Skin cancer and all :(
who cares if i die? what is good about life? you think i would miss my shit paying job
fatso boss, apartment i own with nosey neighbors all around, girls who want relationship
and wont just give sex ???
i doubt my dad would even miss me. i really just look forward to the next injection and hoping cute
whores want to feel my arms. :-\
and besides im only in tanning bed 10 mins a few times a week to control backne :-X
so i think im safe from skin cancer :D
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who cares if i die? what is good about life? you think i would miss my shit paying job
fatso boss, apartment i own with nosey neighbors all around, girls who want relationship
and wont just give sex ???
i doubt my dad would even miss me. i really just look forward to the next injection and hoping cute
whores want to feel my arms. :-\
and besides im only in tanning bed 10 mins a few times a week to control backne :-X
so i think im safe from skin cancer :D
Sounds like your life is worse than Anabolichalos. :-X :-X
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Tanning prematurely ages the skin.
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Tanning prematurely ages the skin.
so does test and tren.
if you wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs. lol
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who cares if i die? what is good about life? you think i would miss my shit paying job
fatso boss, apartment i own with nosey neighbors all around, girls who want relationship
and wont just give sex ???
i doubt my dad would even miss me. i really just look forward to the next injection and hoping cute
whores want to feel my arms. :-\
and besides im only in tanning bed 10 mins a few times a week to control backne :-X
so i think im safe from skin cancer :D
Take melanotan. I do 7 mins/week and I'm Pakistani dark.