Author Topic: got a compliment at tanning salon today (Read 3488 times)

calfzilla · « **on:** May 22, 2014, 04:02:54 PM »

today i went to the tanning salon to work on my backne and the attendant was a congolese whore with big juicy titts

i caught her staring at my arms so I asked if tanning will make them look bigger, she gave me a wink and said my arms look big enough

does getbig think she wants my penor

Wez · « **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:04:05 PM »

Yes....very obvious.

Lustral · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:04:39 PM »

Probably some Congolese belief that fucking a guy with big arms cures AIDS.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:08:43 PM »

if you are confident just walk up to her, ask her to write down your number, if she contacts you its all good.

Costanza · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:09:59 PM »

Calf how do we get Anabolichalo freed?

Nails · « **Reply #5 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:11:16 PM »

Does she ever, its yours for the taking stud

wes · « **Reply #6 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:11:23 PM »

You didn`t get laid?

Son I am dissapoint.

Lustral · « **Reply #7 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:11:58 PM »

Quote from: wes on May 22, 2014, 04:11:23 PM

You didn`t get laid?

Son I am dissapoint.

We don't need another Tbombz, let this one pass.

calfzilla · « **Reply #8 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:45:32 PM »

after tanning I went to put in the hamper the towel you are supposed to clean the bed with

i jerked off into mine, the

sweet chocolate whore said "i'll take that" and her hand gently brushed up against mine as I handed the

cummed towel to her.

240 is Back · « **Reply #9 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:47:06 PM »

you probably could have invited her into the booth with you and had a quickie. Done the girl a favor.

Dr.J · « **Reply #10 on:** May 22, 2014, 06:52:02 PM »

Pictures, or all this is bullshit. And useless!

calfzilla · « **Reply #11 on:** May 22, 2014, 07:00:28 PM »

Quote from: Dr.J on May 22, 2014, 06:52:02 PM

Pictures, or all this is bullshit. And useless!

sorry no pictors $:-\$

Dr.J · « **Reply #12 on:** May 22, 2014, 07:55:54 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on May 22, 2014, 07:00:28 PM

sorry no pictors $:-\$

Do you have a cell phone?

njflex · « **Reply #13 on:** May 22, 2014, 07:57:11 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on May 22, 2014, 04:02:54 PM

today i went to the tanning salon to work on my backne and the attendant was a congolese whore with big juicy titts

i caught her staring at my arms so I asked if tanning will make them look bigger, she gave me a wink and said my arms look big enough

does getbig think she wants my penor

clearly,should have disrobed and had her put tan accelerator on prior..

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #14 on:** May 22, 2014, 07:59:52 PM »

it reminds me of the time I went with sweet 18 years to the club... there were fat white women there envious of chocolate bunnies golden pussy

at the end of the day I wish they would have been jealous of my arms

calfzilla · « **Reply #15 on:** May 22, 2014, 08:04:28 PM »

Quote from: Dr.J on May 22, 2014, 07:55:54 PM

Do you have a cell phone?

had one but think baby momma stole it, call it but it just keeps ringing

Dr.J · « **Reply #16 on:** May 22, 2014, 08:04:42 PM »

Quote from: njflex on May 22, 2014, 07:57:11 PM

clearly,should have disrobed and had her put tan accelerator on prior..

Yes NJ, his penis may have been dehydrated.

Dr.J · « **Reply #17 on:** May 22, 2014, 08:06:46 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on May 22, 2014, 08:04:28 PM

had one but think baby momma stole it, call it but it just keeps ringing

Okay then, you are excused. However this tread is still useless without whore pictors. .here in the THUNDERDOME. ..we love pictors

Nails · « **Reply #18 on:** May 22, 2014, 08:26:23 PM »

polychronopolous · « **Reply #19 on:** May 22, 2014, 08:31:12 PM »

Yeah man you definitely should have strapped it to her.

njflex · « **Reply #20 on:** May 22, 2014, 08:31:50 PM »

Quote from: Dr.J on May 22, 2014, 08:04:42 PM

Yes NJ, his penis may have been dehydrated.

nothing like a dehydrated member...

njflex · « **Reply #21 on:** May 22, 2014, 08:32:46 PM »

Quote from: Nails on May 22, 2014, 08:26:23 PM

booty hitting the beds...

SF1900 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 22, 2014, 09:25:25 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on May 22, 2014, 05:45:32 PM

after tanning I went to put in the hamper the towel you are supposed to clean the bed with i jerked off into mine, the

sweet chocolate whore said "i'll take that" and her hand gently brushed up against mine as I handed the

cummed towel to her.

Anabolichalo's baby mamma?

SF1900 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 22, 2014, 09:25:59 PM »

Calfzilla, I am worried about you. Tanning is no good. Skin cancer and all

ESFitness · « **Reply #24 on:** May 22, 2014, 09:33:40 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on May 22, 2014, 07:59:52 PM

it reminds me of the time I went with sweet 18 years to the club... there were fat white women there envious of chocolate bunnies golden pussy

at the end of the day I wish they would have been jealous of my arms

I just laughed out loud at the thought of leaving one of those chocolate easter bunnies melted in a tanning bed for the girl to find.

dunno why that came to mind when I saw your post.