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Title: Elliot Was Right
Post by: syntaxmachine on May 28, 2014, 01:14:40 AM
If a bus full of college women passes you by on the street and some rowdy girls slip out their boobies and flash you, it is cause for celebration.

If a bus full of college men passes you by on the street and some rowdy guys slip out their cocks and flash you, it is indecent exposure and punishable with jail time.

Women = sickening oppressors bringing down man-made civilization
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 28, 2014, 01:19:02 AM
Outed
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: A Righteous Sort on May 28, 2014, 01:19:31 AM
If a bus full of college women passes you by on the street and some rowdy girls slip out their boobies and flash you, it is cause for celebration.

If a bus full of college men passes you by on the street and some rowdy guys slip out their cocks and flash you, it is indecent exposure and punishable with jail time.

Women = sickening oppressors bringing down man-made civilization

Except Elliott didn't contribute anything to civilization.

He was a whiny bitch, and utterly inferior physically.

In terms of intellect he didn't demonstrate anything extraordinary either.

Women passed him up because he was the inferior insect he always suspected he was.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: wolfrittner on May 28, 2014, 01:30:10 AM
Except Elliott didn't contribute anything to civilization.

He was a whiny bitch, and utterly inferior physically.

In terms of intellect he didn't demonstrate anything extraordinary either.

Women passed him up because he was the inferior insect he always suspected he was.
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Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Bevo on May 28, 2014, 01:34:55 AM
Except Elliott didn't contribute anything to civilization.

He was a whiny bitch, and utterly inferior physically.

In terms of intellect he didn't demonstrate anything extraordinary either.

Women passed him up because he was the inferior insect he always suspected he was.

Sounds very similar to a lot of guys on getbig  8)
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Papper on May 28, 2014, 01:44:31 AM
“I concluded that women are flawed. There is something mentally wrong with the way their brains are wired, as if they haven’t evolved from animal-like thinking. They are incapable of reason or thinking rationally. They are like animals, completely controlled by their primal, depraved emotions and impulses. That is why they are attracted to barbaric, wild, beast-like men. They are beasts themselves. Beasts should not be able to have any rights in a civilized society. If their wickedness is not contained, the whole of humanity will be held back from advancement to a more civilized state. Women should not have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of intelligence. If women had the freedom to choose which men to mate with, like they do today, they would breed with stupid, degenerate men, which would only produce stupid, degenerate offspring. This in turn would hinder the advancement of humanity. Not only hinder it, but devolve humanity completely. Women are like a plague that must be quarantined.”
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: calfzilla on May 28, 2014, 01:46:05 AM
I prefer galeniko's philosophy of having sex with women and dropping them as punishment for being cold heartless whores.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 28, 2014, 01:48:42 AM
I prefer galeniko's philosophy of having sex with women and dropping them as punishment for being cold heartless whores.

 ;D
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: SF1900 on May 28, 2014, 01:51:33 AM
I love when the getbig scholars provide us with in depth knowledge about racial, social class, and sex issues. Always a profound experience.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: phreak on May 28, 2014, 02:48:30 AM
“I concluded that women are flawed. There is something mentally wrong with the way their brains are wired, as if they haven’t evolved from animal-like thinking. They are incapable of reason or thinking rationally. They are like animals, completely controlled by their primal, depraved emotions and impulses. That is why they are attracted to barbaric, wild, beast-like men. They are beasts themselves. Beasts should not be able to have any rights in a civilized society. If their wickedness is not contained, the whole of humanity will be held back from advancement to a more civilized state. Women should not have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of intelligence. If women had the freedom to choose which men to mate with, like they do today, they would breed with stupid, degenerate men, which would only produce stupid, degenerate offspring. This in turn would hinder the advancement of humanity. Not only hinder it, but devolve humanity completely. Women are like a plague that must be quarantined.”

He would have been fine if he'd found Allah in time.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: _aj_ on May 28, 2014, 03:13:01 AM
He would have been fine if he'd found Allah in time.

Has great Shaheed potential. Could have detonated in a mall.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: wes on May 28, 2014, 03:16:53 AM
Thread title would make a great T-Shirt for virgin betas who can`t get laid.  :D
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Papper on May 28, 2014, 03:23:36 AM
Has great Shaheed potential. Could have detonated in a mall.

He could have detonated somewhere opulent with lots of people, like Harrod's.

“My favorite part was walking through the store Harrods. Harrods is a gigantic, renowned luxury designer clothing store. Every facet of it exuded beauty and excessive opulence. It was my type of place. I wished I was rich enough to buy anything I wanted at the store – there were so many choices of fabulous clothing – but alas, I had to settle with buying only one Giorgio Armani shirt.”
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: calfzilla on May 28, 2014, 04:04:08 AM
I thought only queers use words like fabulous and marvelous.  ???
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Papper on May 28, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
I wonder if he read any Bret Easton Ellis.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Tapeworm on May 28, 2014, 04:17:22 AM
Is this the misogyny thread?

Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: phreak on May 28, 2014, 04:29:17 AM
Is this the misogyny thread?


No that's in the women forum, above the laundry topic.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: 240 is Back on May 28, 2014, 04:30:54 AM
i watched a video this week - man yelling/putting hands on woman in public - everyone starts calling 911 and threatening to kick his ass.  Then, they showed the same couple, with the woman beating up the man - and people were laughing, teasing him, taking cell footage, and letting him take an ass whooping.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Papper on May 28, 2014, 04:37:26 AM
Is this the misogyny thread?



I like to think all threads on getbig are

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Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: _aj_ on May 28, 2014, 04:37:38 AM
i watched a video this week - man yelling/putting hands on woman in public - everyone starts calling 911 and threatening to kick his ass.  Then, they showed the same couple, with the woman beating up the man - and people were laughing, teasing him, taking cell footage, and letting him take an ass whooping.

Yes, the world sucks for men. But we can handle it. You know why? BECAUSE WE ARE FUCKING MEN.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: 240 is Back on May 28, 2014, 04:49:41 AM
Yes, the world sucks for men. But we can handle it. You know why? BECAUSE WE ARE FUCKING MEN.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Radical Plato on May 28, 2014, 05:03:32 AM
He would have been fine if he'd found Allah in time.
Instead he has become one of 72 virgins in heaven getting arse raped by some terrorist goat herder.  The irony.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: el numero uno on May 28, 2014, 05:20:44 AM
Yes, the world sucks for men. But we can handle it. You know why? BECAUSE WE ARE FUCKING MEN.

I don't screw dudes. Speak for yourself.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: snx on May 28, 2014, 05:48:13 AM
Gotta love the belly aching.

You think the men who settled America belly ached about drivel like this?

No. They got shot at by, lived through wars if they were lucky, made it through pestilence and disease if they were doubly lucky, died young, raised a family, farmed the land, and left the world a better place for their young.

Generation nothingness, meanwhile, drones on about the hardships of sync'ing their ipod, why their cell phone contract is so long term, why girls don't like them on tinder, where to buy a pair of skinny jeans, why they can't grow a hipster beard and wonder if they listen to more Katy Perry, if girls will notice their sensitive side.

Men have themselves to blame. The deterioration of masculinity only works if weak men allow it to take place - that's a choice, no doubt. I guess most men aren't really strong enough to choose for themselves how to live their own lives then, are they?

I'll do it my way. Don't much care what people outside those I love think about me.



Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Tito24 on May 28, 2014, 05:54:37 AM
missy elliot
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: A Righteous Sort on May 28, 2014, 05:59:07 AM
Gotta love the belly aching.

You think the men who settled America belly ached about drivel like this?

No. They got shot at by, lived through wars if they were lucky, made it through pestilence and disease if they were doubly lucky, died young, raised a family, farmed the land, and left the world a better place for their young.

Generation nothingness, meanwhile, drones on about the hardships of sync'ing their ipod, why their cell phone contract is so long term, why girls don't like them on tinder, where to buy a pair of skinny jeans, why they can't grow a hipster beard and wonder if they listen to more Katy Perry, if girls will notice their sensitive side.

Men have themselves to blame. The deterioration of masculinity only works if weak men allow it to take place - that's a choice, no doubt. I guess most men aren't really strong enough to choose for themselves how to live their own lives then, are they?

I'll do it my way. Don't much care what people outside those I love think about me.





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Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Tito24 on May 28, 2014, 06:01:06 AM
Mars...where you been?

Good to have you back my friend. You have been missed.

i appreciate your kind words bro. just been busy lately but i try to make more time for getbig, its funnier than anything.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Purge_WTF on May 28, 2014, 06:08:37 AM
i watched a video this week - man yelling/putting hands on woman in public - everyone starts calling 911 and threatening to kick his ass.  Then, they showed the same couple, with the woman beating up the man - and people were laughing, teasing him, taking cell footage, and letting him take an ass whooping.



Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: _bruce_ on May 28, 2014, 06:15:41 AM
missy elliot

Love your kindergarten meets genius humor - pure gold  ;D

Concerning the Eurasian gentleman Ellito...
...was reading about him on 4chan for a good two hours and later watched some vids. Tragic and at the same time hilarious.
He seems like a male feminist where he can't get into his skull that women fall for certain traits - end of story.
He could have had it so easy. He was good looking and had a little dough.

p.s.: some fucker wrote fake diary entries on 4chan where Elliot was supposed to be detained in some oriental whore house all the while being made fun of by the whores because he was so effeminate.
Reading I highly recommend  :D
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: phreak on May 28, 2014, 06:17:41 AM
Gotta love the belly aching.

You think the men who settled America belly ached about drivel like this?

No. They got shot at by, lived through wars if they were lucky, made it through pestilence and disease if they were doubly lucky, died young, raised a family, farmed the land, and left the world a better place for their young.

Generation nothingness, meanwhile, drones on about the hardships of sync'ing their ipod, why their cell phone contract is so long term, why girls don't like them on tinder, where to buy a pair of skinny jeans, why they can't grow a hipster beard and wonder if they listen to more Katy Perry, if girls will notice their sensitive side.

Men have themselves to blame. The deterioration of masculinity only works if weak men allow it to take place - that's a choice, no doubt. I guess most men aren't really strong enough to choose for themselves how to live their own lives then, are they?

I'll do it my way. Don't much care what people outside those I love think about me.

The sentiment is appreciated, but men back then also rarely chose their life path. They farmed because otherwise they starved. They fought in wars because they would be ostracized or shot as traitors if they didn't. They dealt with disease because it was unavoidable. Most did not choose to live in dangerous situations, they were just born in a world without safety.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Rami on May 28, 2014, 06:29:30 AM
Women sure don't have much opinions, they tag along with any current order of the day and mostly embodies a biological function. Yes, perhaps that can be construed as being callous, beastly and untrustworthy as Elliot described them.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Tapeworm on May 28, 2014, 06:31:03 AM




Kind of.  Bottom line is that an abusive man is going to do way more damage than an abusive woman unless she's swinging a bat, so bystander response being proportional to the threat makes sense.  She was swatting him with a newspaper.  I would have laughed and walked past too.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: the trainer on May 28, 2014, 06:43:28 AM
What I hate about women is they think their pussy is gold they give you some sex and you have to be paying for shit and if you marry them 50 percent of your money is gone just for some pussy.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: phreak on May 28, 2014, 06:44:20 AM
So did women (except for the war, for the most part, though you could say the civil war brought the fighting to the homefront for far too many women).

Perhaps, then, the issue is not men & women, but a society as a whole that has been unchallenged by real sustained hardship in the past 30 years?
That is probably more likely. I find it hard to keep challenging myself, and feel myself becoming weaker mentally. I'm considering doing some martial arts again, just to get beat up. No masochist. :P Smacking my dick into door posts isn't the challenge it once was.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on May 28, 2014, 07:26:17 AM
I thought only queers use words like fabulous and marvelous.  ???

You're pretty fabulous yourself stud.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Natural Man on May 28, 2014, 07:26:21 AM
“I concluded that women are flawed. There is something mentally wrong with the way their brains are wired, as if they haven’t evolved from animal-like thinking. They are incapable of reason or thinking rationally. They are like animals, completely controlled by their primal, depraved emotions and impulses. That is why they are attracted to barbaric, wild, beast-like men. They are beasts themselves. Beasts should not be able to have any rights in a civilized society. If their wickedness is not contained, the whole of humanity will be held back from advancement to a more civilized state. Women should not have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of intelligence. If women had the freedom to choose which men to mate with, like they do today, they would breed with stupid, degenerate men, which would only produce stupid, degenerate offspring. This in turn would hinder the advancement of humanity. Not only hinder it, but devolve humanity completely. Women are like a plague that must be quarantined.”
pretty smart, problem is he never realized his own will to dominate women is an animal impulse. Making him a sad animal too just like everyone else. Maybe he realized that toward the end tho.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Purge_WTF on May 28, 2014, 07:33:30 AM
What I hate about women is they think their pussy is gold they give you some sex and you have to be paying for shit and if you marry them 50 percent of your money is gone just for some pussy.

More than 50%, and more than just money. Google Chris Mackney.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: WillGrant on May 28, 2014, 07:44:15 AM
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Papper on May 28, 2014, 09:35:24 AM
pretty smart, problem is he never realized his will to dominate women is an animal impulse. Making him a sad animal too. Maybe he realized that toward the end tho.

From his writing, he was both pretty intelligent but really foolish in some aspects like empathy and social life. He got stuck in his thinking and never got past his obsession. The aspect you mentioned is one where he completely lacked insight, he couldn't fully grasp what he was himself - or denied it to himself.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: TonyAlva on May 28, 2014, 09:47:20 AM
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Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: The Ugly on May 28, 2014, 11:31:58 AM
I wonder if he read any Bret Easton Ellis.

Funny he never mentioned American Psycho, with all the pretentiousness, expensive name brands, cheesy 80s pop ... Though Bateman might have been considered an enemy 'cause he scored.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: DanielPaul on May 28, 2014, 03:42:28 PM
If a bus full of college women passes you by on the street and some rowdy girls slip out their boobies and flash you, it is cause for celebration.

If a bus full of college men passes you by on the street and some rowdy guys slip out their cocks and flash you, it is indecent exposure and punishable with jail time.

Women = sickening oppressors bringing down man-made civilization
What a fag lol
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Papper on May 28, 2014, 03:59:12 PM
Funny he never mentioned American Psycho, with all the pretentiousness, expensive name brands, cheesy 80s pop ... Though Bateman might have been considered an enemy 'cause he scored.

During his hiatus or whatever he read a lot of books and immersed himself in movies and culture. He must have been aware of the concept of American Psycho, or maybe you're too young nowadays it came out 15 years ago.

But there is a solid resemblance that's for sure. Same obsessiveness in the writing.

The way Patrick tries to strangle Caruthers for being so accomplished, or the way he gets enraged by Paul Allens calling card is spot on.

Bateman stabbed hobos, Elliot splashed couples with takeaway lattes
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 28, 2014, 08:00:51 PM
Women can have their time. Everyone knows that when World War 3 happens, nobody is really going to listen to a thing they say. The next really big war while reset reality...
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 28, 2014, 08:02:01 PM
Women can have their time. Everyone knows that when World War 3 happens, nobody is really going to listen to a thing they say. The next really big war while reset reality...

Does it has to be a World War to change things back to what they were though? :D
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 28, 2014, 08:07:09 PM
Gotta love the belly aching.

You think the men who settled America belly ached about drivel like this?

No. They got shot at by, lived through wars if they were lucky, made it through pestilence and disease if they were doubly lucky, died young, raised a family, farmed the land, and left the world a better place for their young.

Generation nothingness, meanwhile, drones on about the hardships of sync'ing their ipod, why their cell phone contract is so long term, why girls don't like them on tinder, where to buy a pair of skinny jeans, why they can't grow a hipster beard and wonder if they listen to more Katy Perry, if girls will notice their sensitive side.

Men have themselves to blame. The deterioration of masculinity only works if weak men allow it to take place - that's a choice, no doubt. I guess most men aren't really strong enough to choose for themselves how to live their own lives then, are they?

I'll do it my way. Don't much care what people outside those I love think about me.


Feminization due to brainwashing from mass media... and birth control hormone metabolites in tap water.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 28, 2014, 08:26:13 PM
if you say so
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Radical Plato on May 28, 2014, 10:06:37 PM
A while ago, I found jiu jitsu just as you're thinking of doing.

Honestly...it helped a ton.

Strongly consider it.

There's a lot of mental clarity and an understanding of prioritization to be gained from martial arts. At its most basal level, mastery of one's own body provides a sense of confidence and purpose that the drudgery, monotony, and vicissitudes of life cannot strip away quite so easily as they would a man who hasn't figured out his body and how to handle it in a primal setting.

Lifting weights certainly accomplishes a lot, emotionally and mentally. But for me, lifting wasn't enough to replace the void that was created when competitive athletics was put behind me. Jiu jitsu added a missing piece to my own puzzle that I now find I cannot do without.
Translation:  Dry Humping other grown men goes some way to fulfilling my unconscious desire to suck another man's cock and be taken hard from behind, all while projecting a facade of muscularity and extreme heterosexuality.  Also this allows me to remain unaware of my deeply hidden desires and the ridicule I would face if I outed myself.  ;D
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: cephissus on May 28, 2014, 10:12:03 PM
i imagine his parents were profoundly exhausted

keeping your son from realizing, even suspecting he is gay for 20+ years... a monumental feat of endurance
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: TEH boob on May 28, 2014, 10:16:33 PM


 :'(
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: phreak on May 28, 2014, 10:55:49 PM
Translation:  Dry Humping other grown men goes some way to fulfilling my unconscious desire to suck another man's cock and be taken hard from behind, all while projecting a facade of muscularity and extreme heterosexuality.  Also this allows me to remain unaware of my deeply hidden desires and the ridicule I would face if I outed myself.  ;D
That would be it for me, certainly. Maximum homo.
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: WillGrant on May 28, 2014, 11:30:20 PM
i appreciate your kind words bro. just been busy lately but i try to make more time for getbig, its funnier than anything.
i love this guy ;D
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: The Ugly on May 29, 2014, 02:13:07 PM
During his hiatus or whatever he read a lot of books and immersed himself in movies and culture. He must have been aware of the concept of American Psycho, or maybe you're too young nowadays it came out 15 years ago.

But there is a solid resemblance that's for sure. Same obsessiveness in the writing.

The way Patrick tries to strangle Caruthers for being so accomplished, or the way he gets enraged by Paul Allens calling card is spot on.

Bateman stabbed hobos, Elliot splashed couples with takeaway lattes

Certainly would think he was familiar, just never mentioned it is all. I know he liked him some Alpha Dog and Game of Thrones, though. And that it fully dawned on him "Everything is better with some wine in the belly."
Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: A Righteous Sort on May 29, 2014, 08:44:49 PM
Translation:  Dry Humping other grown men goes some way to fulfilling my unconscious desire to suck another man's cock and be taken hard from behind, all while projecting a facade of muscularity and extreme heterosexuality.  Also this allows me to remain unaware of my deeply hidden desires and the ridicule I would face if I outed myself.  ;D

Ha

There's nothing better than making love to your s/o after a hard day of grappling training.

The difference in smell between sweaty athletic guys and a soft woman become all the more enhanced.

Title: Re: Elliot Was Right
Post by: Eric2 on May 29, 2014, 09:04:06 PM
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