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Has to be close ???
Simple Simon
Posts: 6425 (33.119 per day)
:o :o :o
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I recently proposed that he be capped at 10 posts/day, maybe this is under consideration.
I believe the Great SquadFather had this record bested though, he hasn't posted in over six years and still averages over 9/day:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=19333
By my best estimate he averaged in the neighborhood of 45 posts/day.
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I recently proposed that he be capped at 10 posts/day, maybe this is under consideration.
lmao, from stating '' I will never post on getbig ever again'' to smashing the all time getbig record for ''most posts per day''
ROTFLMAO :D :D :D
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Has to be close ???
Simple Simon
Posts: 6425 (33.119 per day)
:o :o :o
Funny guy most times but a person who melts down, puts a "goodbye, fu getbig" type pic in his avatar after quitting then comes back under another handle and averages 33 posts a day...
That is someone who has some serious issues when you really break it down.
At the same time guys like that are what make this forum great!
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dude must have some serious issues---90% of his posts are complaining about other members and following them around
he's the bluto of 2014
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I recently proposed that he be capped at 10 posts/day, maybe this is under consideration.
I believe the Great SquadFather had this record bested though, he hasn't posted in over six years and still averages over 9/day:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=19333
By my best estimate he averaged in the neighborhood of 45 posts/day.
Yep
Name: The Squadfather
Posts: 13697 (44.471 per day)
Position: Getbig V
Date Registered: October 24, 2006, 12:17:02 PM
Last Active: Today at 12:13:54 PM
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Yep
holy shit, good find :o
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i'm 5 per day :-\...
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i'm 5 per day :-\...
I am also at 5 per day since 07 on the OTH username, the one before from 04 to 07 username had only 800 posts which would bring my average since 04 to under 4 posts per day
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Lol, its a shared account.
its not just one person posting. ::)
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Lol, its a shared account.
its not just one person posting. ::)
sure ::) lol ;D
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sure ::) lol ;D
Glad you think about me that much to go and check my stats. ;)
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Glad you think about me that much to go and check my stats. ;)
No actually.... I will explain ;)
I just glanced at a post of yours and saw a whopping 6000 posts and I almost fell off my chair, swear. :D I mean I knew your account was like 3 or 4 months old so I was like WTF WTF ....... ???
HOW on Gods green earth can you do that inside of 3 months and then I checked your post per day and saw 33 and change.
Dude that is nuts, do you sleep on your computer desk? lololol :)
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No actually.... I will explain ;)
I just glanced at a post of yours and saw a whopping 6000 posts and I almost fell off my chair, swear. :D I mean I knew your account was like 3 or 4 months old so I was like WTF WTF ....... ???
HOW on Gods green earth can you do that inside of 3 months and then I checked your post per day and saw 33 and change.
Dude that is nuts, do you sleep on your computer desk? lololol :)
witty one liners is the answer.
Go check my history.
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witty one liners is the answer.
Go check my history.
aah, I see ;)
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Anabolichalo does not even come close to simple simon
Name: anabolichalo
Posts: 15158 (19.139 per day)
Position: Time Out
Date Registered: April 01, 2012, 03:41:21 AM
Last Active: Today at 04:07:06 PM
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A quick shout out is in order to 33386, aka Joey Muscles aka Chris aka Soul Crusher...the only poster in history to turn over the getbig post odometer.
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I'm seriously doing something wrong here. My avg is like .444
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Anabolichalo does not even come close to simple simon
Name: anabolichalo
Posts: 15158 (19.139 per day)
Position: Time Out
Date Registered: April 01, 2012, 03:41:21 AM
Last Active: Today at 04:07:06 PM
here is shizzo's suprisingly :-\
Name: Shizzo
Posts: 20374 (5.718 per day)
Position: Getbig V
Date Registered: August 30, 2004, 02:47:06 PM
Last Active: Today at 07:02:19 PM
add juinor as well and simple simon does more then the 3 (halo, shizo and juinor) combined :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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here is shizzo's suprisingly :-\
Name: Shizzo
Posts: 20374 (5.718 per day)
Position: Getbig V
Date Registered: August 30, 2004, 02:47:06 PM
Last Active: Today at 07:02:19 PM
add juinor as well and simple simon does more then the 3 (halo, shizo and juinor) combined :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
I would have thought that shizzo would have at least 10-20 posts per day. :o
simple simon is a posting beast.
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Ron expects value for money, I have to earn my weekly salary.
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Never heard of this queer
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Never heard of this queer
An eater of whore-pussy
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Simple Simon is already a legend in these parts
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SIMPLEGLUTES HAS A VOICE AND USES IT..I ENJOY HIS BAGDERING..
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No actually.... I will explain ;)
I just glanced at a post of yours and saw a whopping 6000 posts and I almost fell off my chair, swear. :D I mean I knew your account was like 3 or 4 months old so I was like WTF WTF ....... ???
If you work in front of a PC all day it's pretty easy and really not a big deal. I could post 100x easy without messing with my job.
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If you work in front of a PC all day it's pretty easy and really not a big deal. I could post 100x easy without messing with my job.
Get back to work.
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SIMPLEGLUTES HAS A VOICE AND USES IT..I ENJOY HIS BAGDERING..
X 2. Jeff is a good guy.
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Never heard of this queer
believe me its all quantity....no quality
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This guy writes some quality stuff....I hope he decides to post more and up his average to spite this thread.
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This guy writes some quality stuff....I hope he decides to post more and up his average to spite this thread.
Jeff is very smart and I like that he doesn't take anyone's shit.
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Jeff is very smart and I like that he doesn't take anyone's shit.
Yes, you need ying and yang and this guy doesn't stand for anyone's bullshit. He's pretty good at calling people out and it makes for entertaining reading. Here's to the next 6000 posts!
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believe me its all quantity....no quality
lets have a look at your very first post on this forum
if ur going to try to own someone online at least have the balls to put a pic of urself up...otherwise ur words mean about as much as sh*t stains on toilet paper. Everybody wants to be an online hero its pathetic. u have good size adonis and shape, but ur pics seem about as random as a staged gay porno. this thread is ofically GAY------------------>haha
I wish I could produce such quality.
Mind you its an odd first ever post, ....Gimmick.
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lets have a look at your very first post on this forum
I wish I could produce such quality.
Mind you its an odd first ever post, ....Gimmick.
ok---so im a gimmick who's been around since 2005 ::)
we used to have the "guest" feature here retard
weak argument---keep grasping at straws and pounding your keyboard in anger over the 30 second post limit :-*
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ok---so im a gimmick who's been around since 2005 ::)
we used to have the "guest" feature here retard
weak argument---keep grasping at straws and pounding your keyboard in anger over the 30 second post limit :-*
Thats so frustrating, isnt it? >:(
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here is shizzo's suprisingly :-\
Name: Shizzo
Posts: 20374 (5.718 per day)
Position: Getbig V
Date Registered: August 30, 2004, 02:47:06 PM
Last Active: Today at 07:02:19 PM
add juinor as well and simple simon does more then the 3 (halo, shizo and juinor) combined :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
That's relative to join date.
Would be a different number if you do it for the past 6 months/year.
If only you could quantify the quality of the post too ;)
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hey the guy can give as good as he gets. gb is no place for thin skin. SS is simply weeding out the weak.
hes one of the few who keeps this place real the way it was back 8 years ago where you got called out for bullshit and run off because of it.
turn him lose i say.
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Bezerkfury once posted over 200 times in a day - FACT ;D
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Simple Simon is alright by me.
Sometimes, he gets on my fucking nerves, but that's because he can be incredibly witty and knows which buttons to push to get most going (even me).
Squadfather still holds the all-time record for posts on this forum. Now, that guy must have had a job from home (i.e. unemployed collecting government assistance) that allowed him to post non-stop for hours on in.
"1"
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I know who Simple Simon really is 100%. ;D
Should I out him?
But it would spoil the fun.
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Simple Simon is alright by me.
Sometimes, he gets on my fucking nerves, but that's because he can be incredibly witty and knows which buttons to push to get most going (even me).
Squadfather still holds the all-time record for posts on this forum. Now, that guy must have had a job from home (i.e. unemployed collecting government assistance) that allowed him to post non-stop for hours on in.
"1"
Nope, you still ain't figured it out?
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Nope, you still ain't figured it out?
Figured what out?
"1"
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Figured what out?
"1"
You don't listen that's your problem.
You still think Simple Simon is old UKJEFF???? ::) ::) ::) ::)
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You don't listen that's your problem.
You still think Simple Simon is old UKJEFF???? ::) ::) ::) ::)
No, no...
That's not my problem. See, that's what you don't get about me. Trying to figure out the various identities behind posters is not my problem. I really could care less about whether or not each screen name has one individual behind it or whether it's one person that has Dissociative Identity Disorder running a string of gimmicks in order to keep their alter egos entertained, all the while controlling behaviors throughout their various gimmicks in order to confuse the masses as to who the true puppet master is behind these accounts.
Honestly, I don't care about that. We've had people here with over 25-30 gimmicks and guess what, I don't give two shits about that.
I come here to laugh, share and make sure everyone is enjoying themselves by way of quality entertainment. Regardless of it being thousands of separate entities behind each username or just 5-10 guys all running 50 gimmicks a piece, it makes no difference as long as I can laugh and enjoy myself due to the creative content.
You can't take this shit too seriously man. It's a fucking bodybuilding forum for crying out loud. The mission statement here is to worship men in thongs that are douched in baby oil and frolicking on stage under heavy lights to sensual music.. Really??
(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Bodybuilder-Will-Harris-Dancing-Like-a-Ballerina.gif)
↑ I'd much rather do this than to worry about conspiracies behind posters.
"1"
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You don't listen that's your problem.
You still think Simple Simon is old UKJEFF???? ::) ::) ::) ::)
lol if you cant tell SS and ukjeff are the same person perhaps you better start wearing a tin foil hat and searching the conspiracy board for items of interest.
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Simple Simon is alright by me.
Sometimes, he gets on my fucking nerves, but that's because he can be incredibly witty and knows which buttons to push to get most going (even me).
Squadfather still holds the all-time record for posts on this forum. Now, that guy must have had a job from home (i.e. unemployed collecting government assistance) that allowed him to post non-stop for hours on in.
"1"
anyone else come to mind with huge numbers?
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anyone else come to mind with huge numbers?
Oh, we've had a lot of guys that were posting machines. Some of them seemed like bots with generic responses for just about every thread & post.
I'm having trouble just averaging 3 posts per day. 240 and Bradi are up there in terms of posts per day. 240 always brings solid content to the site and Bradi posts a lot within the random pics and women of crossfit threads.
"1"
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No, no...
That's not my problem. See, that's what you don't get about me. Trying to figure out the various identities behind posters is not my problem. I really could care less about whether or not each screen name has one individual behind it or whether it's one person that has Dissociative Identity Disorder running a string of gimmicks in order to keep their alter egos entertained, all the while controlling behaviors throughout their various gimmicks in order to confuse the masses as to who the true puppet master is behind these accounts.
Honestly, I don't care about that. We've had people here with over 25-30 gimmicks and guess what, I don't give two shits about that.
I come here to laugh, share and make sure everyone is enjoying themselves by way of quality entertainment. Regardless of it being thousands of separate entities behind each username or just 5-10 guys all running 50 gimmicks a piece, it makes no difference as long as I can laugh and enjoy myself due to the creative content.
You can't take this shit too seriously man. It's a fucking bodybuilding forum for crying out loud. The mission statement here is to worship men in thongs that are douched in baby oil and frolicking on stage under heavy lights to sensual music.. Really??
(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Bodybuilder-Will-Harris-Dancing-Like-a-Ballerina.gif)
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That's besides the point.
You are simply not aware of the situation and what's really been going on, I will get to that in a few posts but lets just start off with some basic maths. I used to do this shit for a living remember (analyzing peoples online poker stats using HEM of HUD software) to make money and expose weakness.
Remember the original account was registered under "..." where is that account now if you search members? ???
Compare these two stats, what does that tell you FOR STARTERS?
Name: ukjeff
Posts: 6639 (9.792 per day)
Position: Time Out
Date Registered: July 25, 2012, 07:05:38 AM
Last Active: May 31, 2014, 12:17:27 PM
Name: Simple Simon
Posts: 6465 (33.325 per day)
Position: Getbig V
Date Registered: November 20, 2013, 03:06:44 PM
Last Active: Today at 10:23:26 AM
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Naw, the closet queen Pole Toucher over on the Politics has that record beat. That midget is like the bradistani of the Political forum.
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No, no...
That's not my problem. See, that's what you don't get about me. Trying to figure out the various identities behind posters is not my problem. I really could care less about whether or not each screen name has one individual behind it or whether it's one person that has Dissociative Identity Disorder running a string of gimmicks in oreder to keep their alter egos entertained, all the while controlling behaviors throughout their various gimmicks in order to confuse the masses as to who the true puppet master is behind these accounts.
Honestly, I don't care about that. We've had people here with over 25-30 gimmicks and guess what, I don't give two shits about that.
I come here to laugh, share and make sure everyone is enjoying themselves by way of quality entertainment. Regardless of it being thousands of separate entities behind each username or just 5-10 guys all running 50 gimmicks a piece, it makes no difference as long as I can laugh and enjoy myself due to the creative content.
You can't take this shit too seriously man. It's a fucking bodybuilding forum for crying out loud. The mission statement here is to worship men in thongs that are douched in baby oil and frolicking on stage under heavy lights to sensual music.. Really??
(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Bodybuilder-Will-Harris-Dancing-Like-a-Ballerina.gif)
↑ I'd much rather do this than to worry about conspiracies behind posters.
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This.
I can't be bothered trying to figure out who is who. For starters, it's not like these people are going to say "yeah, you got me" if you happen to guess right. Second.... who fucking cares.
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This.
I can't be bothered trying to figure out who is who. For starters, it's not like these people are going to say "yeah, you got me" if you happen to guess right. Second.... who fucking cares.
No its much more than that.
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That's besides the point.
You are simply not aware of the situation and what's really been going on, I will get to that in a few posts but lets just start off with some basic maths. I used to do this shit for a living remember (analyzing peoples online poker stats using HEM of HUD software) to make money and expose weakness.
Remember the original account was registered under "..." where is that account now if you search members? ???
Compare these two stats, what does that tell you FOR STARTERS?
Name: ukjeff
Posts: 6639 (9.792 per day)
Position: Time Out
Date Registered: July 25, 2012, 07:05:38 AM
Last Active: May 31, 2014, 12:17:27 PM
Name: Simple Simon
Posts: 6465 (33.325 per day)
Position: Getbig V
Date Registered: November 20, 2013, 03:06:44 PM
Last Active: Today at 10:23:26 AM
The only reason the ukjeff was so low is because he would leave for months and not post, the post counts would be the same if it was not for this
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That's besides the point.
You are simply not aware of the situation and what's really been going on, I will get to that in a few posts but lets just start off with some basic maths. I used to do this shit for a living remember (analyzing peoples online poker stats using HEM of HUD software) to make money and expose weakness.
Remember the original account was registered under "..." where is that account now if you search members? ???
Compare these two stats, what does that tell you FOR STARTERS?
Name: ukjeff
Posts: 6639 (9.792 per day)
Position: Time Out
Date Registered: July 25, 2012, 07:05:38 AM
Last Active: May 31, 2014, 12:17:27 PM
Name: Simple Simon
Posts: 6465 (33.325 per day)
Position: Getbig V
Date Registered: November 20, 2013, 03:06:44 PM
Last Active: Today at 10:23:26 AM
Junior,
Honestly, it doesn't concern me much. As long as people stick by the rules and keep shit funny, I don't care much about it.
I'm a moderator here. My job is to help out as best as I can and stay out of trouble in the process.
For instance.... If one man has two elaborate gimmicks, one that he runs from work and another he uses his phone to post from, so as long as he abides by the basic rules and does his best to bring quality entertainment to the forum, I am not going to get on his/her case. If someone wants to run a few gimmicks and bring about entertainment to the site that doesn't include excessive spamming, trolling of others, personal attacks on women or families, exposing of private information or just petty self boasting by way of establishing a gimmick fan club to kiss your own ass, it's not that big of a deal.
If we catch it, we will enforce the rules, but so as long as the person is not a dickhead, who gives a fuck?
This shit isn't that serious Junior. I tell the same to Shizzo when he works himself up thinking this shit is more complicated than it truly is.
Have fun here and try not to over think it.
"Chaos"
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Junior,
Honestly, it doesn't concern me much. As long as people stick by the rules and keep shit funny, I don't care much about it.
I'm a moderator here. My job is to help out as best as I can and stay out of trouble in the process.
For instance.... If one man has two elaborate gimmicks, one that he runs from work and another he uses his phone to post from, so as long as he abides by the basic rules and does his best to bring quality entertainment to the forum, I am not going to get on his/her case. If someone wants to run a few gimmicks and bring about entertainment to the site that doesn't include excessive spamming, trolling of others, personal attacks on women or families, exposing of private information or just petty self boasting by way of establishing a gimmick fan club to kiss your own ass, it's not that big of a deal.
If we catch it, we will enforce the rules, but so as long as the person is not a dickhead, who gives a fuck?
This shit isn't that serious Junior. I tell the same to Shizzo when he works himself up thinking this shit is more complicated than it truly is.
Have fun here and try not to over think it.
"Chaos"
post reported
important rule you cant post from someone else's account
shame shame
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post reported
important rule you cant post from someone else's account
shame shame
Especially when it's one of mine.
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That's besides the point.
You are simply not aware of the situation and what's really been going on, I will get to that in a few posts but lets just start off with some basic maths. I used to do this shit for a living remember (analyzing peoples online poker stats using HEM of HUD software) to make money and expose weakness.
Remember the original account was registered under "..." where is that account now if you search members? ???
Compare these two stats, what does that tell you FOR STARTERS?
Name: ukjeff
Posts: 6639 (9.792 per day)
Position: Time Out
Date Registered: July 25, 2012, 07:05:38 AM
Last Active: May 31, 2014, 12:17:27 PM
Name: Simple Simon
Posts: 6465 (33.325 per day)
Position: Getbig V
Date Registered: November 20, 2013, 03:06:44 PM
Last Active: Today at 10:23:26 AM
lol, you dumb fuck, ukjeff account is still active but I dont post, as such the post average goes down every day.
Stick to whores and online poker you cretin.
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The only reason the ukjeff was so low is because he would leave for months and not post, the post counts would be the same if it was not for this
Bullshit!
Let's examine some more evidence shall we.
So Bigmc calls me up about a month ago and say's "I am planning a night out with Skorp and "our good friend" (won't mention this previous posters name here) do you wanna come hang out? What are some good places in London to roll, yada yada yada.
I am like if I can make it I will come (had to take my girl to her parents house that weekend in a different city) and I told him "I will try and get out of it" with my girl and come.
So I do that and tell him yeah lets meet up in Shoreditch (I even posted the address here)
Now all of a sudden Simple Simon starts getting lippy on the board saying if you come down I will smash your face in...blah blah blah.
So Saturday comes along and Bigmc calls me and drops in at the last minute (oh and this is conversation on the phone so no trolling here) "Oh Simple Simon will be coming down but he is only coming down in the afternoon till 5.00pm and won't be hanging out in the evening....hmmmm....stra nge no?
Starts telling me "oh you and simple simon in the same room is NOT A GOOD IDEA", I don't wanna get involved but i imagine "he would slap you about" ..."He genuinely hates your guts"
...I'm like "uhhh....okay" why did you tell me this last minute I had rearranged plans with my girl to meet with you all WTF?
Question Number 1: Why would simple simon who lives up north, get the train to London, which would take 2-3 hours at least to come down to London to stay for only like 2-3 hours and the leave to go back up north???.....hmmmmm....makes ZERO sense.....so already I get suspicious.
I tell Bigmc it's fine I won't be coming.
He starts having big guilt trips and tell me "no no come down, come down" but by that time if I am gonna go down anywhere you know I will be taking 10 of my boys with me and I am like "nah fuck that" ain't even worth the bother.
So it continues on the board and Simple Simon starts getting lippy again saying he will smash my face and to give him "time and place" blah blah blah.
You know me I am a counter puncher so I have strategy meeting with the forces that be and someone you never ever wanna fuck with talks to me and tells me this cock sucker is copying his style and pretending to be someone he is not so strong fucking message gets sent out (and I got to be careful language I use here) and Simple Simon suddenly goes quiet for few days to seek clarification.
Question number 2: Why no one ever talk to simple simon on the phone? Why he calls me out for "time and place" but cant talk on the phone to even arrange of the board away from lurking eyes?????
It all paints a picture doesn't it.
I tell you what OMR, get Ron to take old UKJEFF account out of time out for 10 minutes and ask Simple Simon to log into his old account (but don't issue him new password) and get him to make 1 post on here and I will shut the fuck up.
But I know exactly who the 3 people involved behind the Simple Simon account are.
It will be sorted in house.
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Mars' posting rate is undefined.
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I tell you what OMR, get Ron to take old UKJEFF account out of time out for 10 minutes and ask Simple Simon to log into his old account (but don't issue him new password) and get him to make 1 post on here and I will shut the fuck up.
Now, let me get this right, if I can post in the old UKJEFF account you will shut the fuck up and leave?
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Bullshit!
Let's examine some more evidence shall we.
So Bigmc calls me up about a month ago and say's "I am planning a night out with Skorp and "our good friend" (won't mention this previous posters name here) do you wanna come hang out? What are some good places in London to roll, yada yada yada.
I am like if I can make it I will come (had to take my girl to her parents house that weekend in a different city) and I told him "I will try and get out of it" with my girl and come.
So I do that and tell him yeah lets meet up in Shoreditch (I even posted the address here)
Now all of a sudden Simple Simon starts getting lippy on the board saying if you come down I will smash your face in...blah blah blah.
So Saturday comes along and Bigmc calls me and drops in at the last minute (oh and this is conversation on the phone so no trolling here) "Oh Simple Simon will be coming down but he is only coming down in the afternoon till 5.00pm and won't be hanging out in the evening....hmmmm....stra nge no?
Starts telling me "oh you and simple simon in the same room is NOT A GOOD IDEA", I don't wanna get involved but i imagine "he would slap you about" ..."He genuinely hates your guts"
...I'm like "uhhh....okay" why did you tell me this last minute I had rearranged plans with my girl to meet with you all WTF?
Question Number 1: Why would simple simon who lives up north, get the train to London, which would take 2-3 hours at least to come down to London to stay for only like 2-3 hours and the leave to go back up north???.....hmmmmm....makes ZERO sense.....so already I get suspicious.
I tell Bigmc it's fine I won't be coming.
He starts having big guilt trips and tell me "no no come down, come down" but by that time if I am gonna go down anywhere you know I will be taking 10 of my boys with me and I am like "nah fuck that" ain't even worth the bother.
So it continues on the board and Simple Simon starts getting lippy again saying he will smash my face and to give him "time and place" blah blah blah.
You know me I am a counter puncher so I have strategy meeting with the forces that be and someone you never ever wanna fuck with talks to me and tells me this cock sucker is copying his style and pretending to be someone he is not so strong fucking message gets sent out (and I got to be careful language I use here) and Simple Simon suddenly goes quiet for few days to seek clarification.
Question number 2: Why no one ever talk to simple simon on the phone? Why he calls me out for "time and place" but cant talk on the phone to even arrange of the board away from lurking eyes?????
It all paints a picture doesn't it.
I tell you what OMR, get Ron to take old UKJEFF account out of time out for 10 minutes and ask Simple Simon to log into his old account (but don't issue him new password) and get him to make 1 post on here and I will shut the fuck up.
But I know exactly who the 3 people involved behind the Simple Simon account are.
It will be sorted in house.
SORRY BRO, DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO READ YOUR POST, TO LONG, TO BORING. NOT INTERESTED. ;)
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Junior,
Honestly, it doesn't concern me much. As long as people stick by the rules and keep shit funny, I don't care much about it.
I'm a moderator here. My job is to help out as best as I can and stay out of trouble in the process.
For instance.... If one man has two elaborate gimmicks, one that he runs from work and another he uses his phone to post from, so as long as he abides by the basic rules and does his best to bring quality entertainment to the forum, I am not going to get on his/her case. If someone wants to run a few gimmicks and bring about entertainment to the site that doesn't include excessive spamming, trolling of others, personal attacks on women or families, exposing of private information or just petty self boasting by way of establishing a gimmick fan club to kiss your own ass, it's not that big of a deal.
If we catch it, we will enforce the rules, but so as long as the person is not a dickhead, who gives a fuck?
This shit isn't that serious Junior. I tell the same to Shizzo when he works himself up thinking this shit is more complicated than it truly is.
Have fun here and try not to over think it.
"Chaos"
Oh hang on a second so shared accounts and gimmicks are not against the rules now so long as it all "good fun" and us not used "to personally attack people"???? That's most enlightening and interesting.
When it came to Josh and Alex I seem recall an entirely different stance.
By the way this is not aimed at you as a moderator I know what tough a job you have to do already so not busting your balls about that.
Just highlighting the inconsistencies here.
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Oh hang on a second so shared accounts and gimmicks are not against the rules now so long as it all "good fun" and us not used "to personally attack people"???? That's most enlightening and interesting.
When it came to Josh and Alex I seem recall an entirely different stance.
By the way this is not aimed at you as a moderator I know what tough a job you have to do already so not busting your balls about that.
Just highlighting the inconsistencies here.
Come on mr gambler, do you want to bet your account on me not being UK jeff?
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Now, let me get this right, if I can post in the old UKJEFF account you will shut the fuck up and leave?
I call you bluff, show your hand, you make a single post under UKJEFF account in the next 10 minutes I will leave.
Time now is 20.02 (London time) you got till 20.12.
Second after 20.12 all bets are off.
Let see it.
Hurry up and call Ron.
Mwah
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I call you bluff, show your hand, you make a single post under UKJEFF account in the next 10 minutes I will leave.
Time now is 20.02 (London time) you got till 20.12.
Second after 20.12 all bets are off.
Let see it.
Hurry up and call Ron.
Mwah
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I dont need to call Ron, wait there.
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I dont need to call Ron, wait there.
Time is 20.08 you got two minutes
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I dont need to call Ron, wait there.
Simon,
Make a post in the Time Out board and I will bring it over.
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Bye bye junior.
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I cannot see the images, please fix so junior can get banned.
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Simon,
Make a post in the Time Out board and I will bring it over.
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Done, its in the racist post section.
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Joon, check ukjeffs log on activity, and check what time he logged on
then fuck off.
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Oh hang on a second so shared accounts and gimmicks are not against the rules now so long as it all "good fun" and us not used "to personally attack people"???? That's most enlightening and interesting.
When it came to Josh and Alex I seem recall an entirely different stance.
By the way this is not aimed at you as a moderator I know what tough a job you have to do already so not busting your balls about that.
Just highlighting the inconsistencies here.
It is against the rules and I mentioned that in my post.
What I specifically stated was that so as long as the individual isn't causing trouble, I won't get on their case, because it won't cause waves. If the individual starts to cause any types of problems, then I have to look into it, ask Ron to cross-verify IP's, have FLAMER run logs on their posting styles to see if they have similar writing styles etc. Once all that shit is done, which takes a couple of weeks at best, then I have to go about and get the removal process done, which can take yet another week. It's a fucking headache that I don't like to partake in.
You get me?
If you're speeding down an empty highway, it's illegal to do so, but if no one is around and you're not shooting cattle out of your window as you speed down the freeway, no one is going to bat an eyelid due to your infraction. Once you start being reckless and bring harm about to others, even if your other gimmick isn't doing the same, once we look into your main account and cross-check your IP's, both accounts are removed.
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Done, its in the racist post section.
Your post reads:
Hello and Goodbye uncle Junior
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Image attached below:
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What is this FLAMER apparatus?
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Simon,
Make a post in the Time Out board and I will bring it over.
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No one said anything about the time out board you had to do it on G&O moron besides you were offline at 20:11,(look at the time on the clock in the pick) you had to do it by 20:10 you failed.
Unlucky you should know better than to bet with me.
Thanks for the free info though and you are still not UKJEFF now I know what I needed to know about who it is exactly.
You just fucked yourself without realizing.
I ain't going anywhere.
Mwah
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junior didnt turn up
simply because he fucked our mutual friend over for no reason
and was too ashamed to face him
the simon stuff is a smoke screen
i told junior i would restrain simon after four or five unanswered punches
cant say fairer than that 8)
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I call you bluff, show your hand, you make a single post under UKJEFF account in the next 10 minutes I will leave.
Time now is 20.02 (London time) you got till 20.12.
Second after 20.12 all bets are off.
Let see it.
Hurry up and call Ron.
Mwah
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No one said anything about the time out board you had to do it on G&O moron besides you were offline at 20:11,(look at the time on the clock in the pick) you had to do it by 20:10 you failed.
Unlucky you should know better than to bet with me.
Thanks for the free info though and you are still not UKJEFF now I know what I needed to know about who it is exactly.
You just fucked yourself without realizing.
I ain't going anywhere.
Mwah
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Correct, no one said anything about the TO board, and no one said it didn't count in there either read your post with the bet in it.
how can I do it on G&O you fucking moron, the account is in TO, thats how TO works.
You made a bet and you lost, now you want to welch.
True colours and all that.
OMR, can we not TO this cretin for making an "Im leaving" post?
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Time now is 20.02 (London time) you got till 20.12.
No one said anything about the time out board you had to do it on G&O moron besides you were offline at 20:11,(look at the time on the clock in the pick) you had to do it by 20:10 you failed.
??? ???
Yep, I failed all right.
Do the honourable thing thats left to you before you get timedout.
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junior didnt turn up
simply because he fucked our mutual friend over for no reason
and was too ashamed to face him
the simon stuff is a smoke screen
i told junior i would restrain simon after four or five unanswered punches
cant say fairer than that 8)
haha :)
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how can I do it on G&O you fucking moron, the account is in TO, thats how TO works.
You made a bet and you lost, now you want to welch.
True colours and all that.
OMR, can we not TO this cretin for making an "Im leaving" post?
Exactly my point.
Read my post I said and I quote "you make a single post ON HERE" (here is obviously G&O) and you do it in the next 10 minutes "by 20:10" "you go over 20:10 by one second and all bets are off"...clearly my screen shot shows you were still offline at 20:11 (over by a minute at least) look at the clock in the pic.
Furthermore, its not so much who was online that's revealing it was who wasn't, that's the point that went right over your head.
But lets entertain this further.
You give me a phone call in the next 5 minutes and say I am UKJEFF and I will record it and post it on here. You do that I will leave.
Do we have a deal?
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??? ???
Yep, I failed all right.
Do the honourable thing thats left to you before you get timedout.
You still weren't online even at 20:12...lol ;D
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Read my post I said and I quote "you make a single post ON HERE"
Lets see exactly what you wrote shall we
I call you bluff, show your hand, you make a single post under UKJEFF account in the next 10 minutes I will leave.
Time now is 20.02 (London time) you got till 20.12.
Second after 20.12 all bets are off.
Let see it.
Hurry up and call Ron.
Mwah
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Now, where does that specify where the post is made, it was a specific request to post in the ukjeff account.
Do you do this when you are playing poker when you have the losing hand?
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The post was made at 12.06=20.06 GMT
Are you seriously going to try and weasel out of a bet?
hahahaha...good old Joon the shepherd of Sinai , a lying snivelling slimy twat.
You are finished here.
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TO please so Big Cyp can come back
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TO please so Big Cyp can come back
If the guy had any morals at all he would fall on his sword, he hasn't, so he wont.
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Lets see exactly what you wrote shall we
Now, where does that specify where the post is made, it was a specific request to post in the ukjeff account.
Do you do this when you are playing poker when you have the losing hand?
You can pick and choose whatever you want to nit pick, read the original post and I quote:
I tell you what OMR, get Ron to take old UKJEFF account out of time out for 10 minutes and ask Simple Simon to log into his old account (but don't issue him new password) and get him to make 1 post on here and I will shut the fuck up.
I even made reference to you having to call Ron for fuck sake.
You can't bullshit a bullshitter.
Ok now OMR despite Simple Simon losing this bet he has now 100% completely been confirmed/outed to having access to the old UKJEFF account which was timedout
So just to confirm if you get time out its ok to openly come back under a new gimmick? Lots of interested parties watching this thread.
Off course unlike Simple Simon I wouldn't be so foolish to dare suggest he is somehow receiving favoritism from our dear leader and godfather now would I?
I think I made my point for all to see.
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To be completely fair, I don't see how Simple Simon is wrong here. He held his part of the bet. Junior can you explain how he fell short?
His UkJeff account is in Time Out. We sent it there (Ron and I). He logged in and posted under that account without the need for a change of password. He did so in the allotted time.
He held his end of the bet.
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Are you seriously going to try and weasel out of a bet?
hahahaha...good old Joon the shepherd of Sinai , a lying snivelling slimy twat.
You are finished here.
It's not my fault your clock is wrong, clearly time keeping is not your strongest point.
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You can pick and choose whatever you want to nit pick, read the original post and I quote:
I even made reference to you having to call Ron for fuck sake.
You can't bullshit a bullshitter.
Ok now OMR despite Simple Simon losing this bet he has now 100% completely been confirmed/outed to having access to the old UKJEFF account which was timedout
So just to confirm if you get time out its ok to openly come back under a new gimmick? Lots of interested parties watching this thread.
Off course unlike Simple Simon I wouldn't be so foolish to dare suggest he is somehow receiving favoritism from our dear leader and godfather now would I?
I think I made my point for all to see.
Yadda Yadda.
Do you still have access to the Bikinislut account, and Mrs Muscles account and any of the 11 others you previously admitted to?
You need to stop throwing stones now and just walk away, your straw clutching is an embarrassment.
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It's not my fault your clock is wrong, clearly time keeping is not your strongest point.
Its not my clock you daft twat, its the forum clock.
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You can pick and choose whatever you want to nit pick, read the original post and I quote:
I even made reference to you having to call Ron for fuck sake.
You can't bullshit a bullshitter.
Ok now OMR despite Simple Simon losing this bet he has now 100% completely been confirmed/outed to having access to the old UKJEFF account which was timedout
So just to confirm if you get time out its ok to openly come back under a new gimmick? Lots of interested parties watching this thread.
Off course unlike Simple Simon I wouldn't be so foolish to dare suggest he is somehow receiving favoritism from our dear leader and godfather now would I?
I think I made my point for all to see.
Ron and I sent ukjeff to Time Out after he, by way of his own choice, decided to call our bluff and dare us to do so. He asked to be sent there, we sent him there 30 minutes upon request. While there, he did his time and was told that his ukjeff name could be reinstated if interested. He decided that he wanted to come back with a new name, but make it clear to others that it was the same person. We were fine with that. I sent him a PM a while back asking if he wanted me to reinstate his old ukjeff account. He can post that in here for reference.
About having his ukjeff account reinstated from Time Out to make one post in order to call your bluff. That would have not been possible in the time provided. I would have had to call or text Ron in order for him to then log in and reinstate the account. Ron could be busy at the moment in a meeting, with his family or just snapping pictures of fitness competitors somewhere. He doesn't always immediately reply to all messages (remember how I put in a request for your screen name switch to "Juicy Junior" and it took a few days???). If you're sticking to those impossible parameters being met, there is no way Jeff could have delivered.
What he did do is prove to everyone that he is indeed the same ukjeff. Not to mention, that Ron can very easily verify that the same IP Jeff had for the ukjeff account for years is the same IP he has now for Simple Simon. After all, he was the one that agreed for his return.
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To be completely fair, I don't see how Simple Simon is wrong here. He held his part of the bet. Junior can you explain how he fell short?
His UkJeff account is in Time Out. We sent it there (Ron and I). He logged in and posted under that account without the need for a change of password. He did so in the allotted time.
He held his end of the bet.
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I wouldnt expect anything different mate.
I was onto this guy from the getgo, he's a worm.
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To be completely fair, I don't see how Simple Simon is wrong here. He held his part of the bet. Junior can you explain how he fell short?
His UkJeff account is in Time Out. We sent it there (Ron and I). He logged in and posted under that account without the need for a change of password. He did so in the allotted time.
He held his end of the bet.
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He failed to post under G&O (read the post I made to you, I clearly said "on here"!
He failed to do it in the time frame required. (I posted proof)
He exposed himself to posting under a new account when he was put in timeout, what are the rules about that, did Ron agree and say this was ok, in which case why wasn't he simply taken out of time out with the UKJEFF account and how is that fair to other members that have been timed out? Are we to conclude it is ok for them to come back under gimmicks and openly state who they were previously in time out?
He has been exposed as having a shared account, I am aware of how Simply Machines admin operates so can you do relevant IP checks and let us know how many IP's are accessing the account?
Furthermore (and I won't get into this on here) you were provided with confidential information clearly showing breach of practice at the very highest levels. What's been done about that?
Simple Simon has been making threats on this board and off it (please check is previous post history) claiming to want to meet and smash my face in yet refused to pick up the phone to call me to arrange a time and place for matters to be dealt with without bringing this board into disrepute etc.
Why haven't I received a phone call yet?
Is he going to call me tonight in the next 5 minutes? Or to use his own term is he going to "welch"?
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He failed to post under G&O (read the post I made to you, I clearly said "on here"!
He failed to do it in the time frame required. (I posted proof)
He exposed himself to posting under a new account when he was put in timeout, what are the rules about that, did Ron agree and say this was ok, in which case why wasn't he simply taken out of time out with the UKJEFF account and how is that fair to other members that have been timed out? Are we to conclude it is ok for them to come back under gimmicks and openly state who they were previously in time out?
He has been exposed as having a shared account, I am aware of how Simply Machines admin operates so can you do relevant IP checks and let us know how many IP's are accessing the account?
Furthermore (and I won't get into this on here) you were provided with confidential information clearly showing breach of practice at the very highest levels. What's been done about that?
Simple Simon has been making threats on this board and off it (please check is previous post history) claiming to want to meet and smash my face in yet refused to pick up the phone to call me to arrange a time and place for matters to be dealt with without bringing this board into disrepute etc.
Why haven't I received a phone yet?
Is he going to call me tonight in the next 5 minutes? Or to use his own term is he going to "welch"?
Quick get Ron on the phone right now, juniors pissed off.
What a fucking buffoon. ;D ;D
And seriously, cut the "phone me for a meet up" posts.
You had the chance to meet me the other Saturday.
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To be completely fair, I don't see how Simple Simon is wrong here. He held his part of the bet. Junior can you explain how he fell short?
His UkJeff account is in Time Out. We sent it there (Ron and I). He logged in and posted under that account without the need for a change of password. He did so in the allotted time.
He held his end of the bet.
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OMG why are you guys even bothering with this shit, obviously its him, anyone with a half brain can see this.
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He failed to post under G&O (read the post I made to you, I clearly said "on here"!
He failed to do it in the time frame required. (I posted proof)
He exposed himself to posting under a new account when he was put in timeout, what are the rules about that, did Ron agree and say this was ok, in which case why wasn't he simply taken out of time out with the UKJEFF account and how is that fair to other members that have been timed out? Are we to conclude it is ok for them to come back under gimmicks and openly state who they were previously in time out?
He has been exposed as having a shared account, I am aware of how Simply Machines admin operates so can you do relevant IP checks and let us know how many IP's are accessing the account?
Furthermore (and I won't get into this on here) you were provided with confidential information clearly showing breach of practice at the very highest levels. What's been done about that?
Simple Simon has been making threats on this board and off it (please check is previous post history) claiming to want to meet and smash my face in yet refused to pick up the phone to call me to arrange a time and place for matters to be dealt with without bringing this board into disrepute etc.
Why haven't I received a phone call yet?
Is he going to call me tonight in the next 5 minutes? Or to use his own term is he going to "welch"?
Answers to these questions can be found above in my reply #91.
Anyhow gentlemen, I have to run. Enjoy and try to keep it civilized.
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Anyone else over 100k posts on this board? ;)
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Quick get Ron on the phone right now, juniors pissed off.
What a fucking buffoon. ;D ;D
And seriously, cut the "phone me for a meet up" posts.
You had the chance to meet me the other Saturday.
I wonder who had "our message" I posted on here deleted? Did you press the report button?
Pick up the phone bad boy, pick up the phone, lets see how tough you are.
Just to warn you I ain't like Bigmc, I am not a pretty boy as you can tell, I ain't scared of marks
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I wonder who had "our message" I posted on here deleted? Did you press the report button?
Pick up the phone bad boy, pick up the phone, lets see how tough you are.
Just to warn you I ain't like Bigmc, I am not a pretty boy as you can tell, I ain't scared of marks
What message, I have no idea what you are talking about?
Post it again.
and stop pretending to be tough, it doesnt suit you.
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What message, I have no idea what you are talking about?
Post it again.
Conveniently missed that did we eh?
Don't ever copy anyone else style, lets just say "nobody" was impressed.
"is this were you go quiet"
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Conveniently missed that did we eh?
Don't ever copy anyone else style, lets just say "nobody" was impressed.
"is this were you go quiet"
Look fatback, you have shown everyone in this thread your true character, you need to tone it down for a bit and lie low.
I have no idea what "message" you are talking about, post it again , whats the problem?
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a lot of blowhards in this thread
shitty thread
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a lot of blowhards in this thread
shitty thread
Thanks for your contribution, i will forward it to Fitness frenzy to go on the Best Getbig quotes thread,
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Thanks for your contribution, i will forward it to Fitness frenzy to go on the Best Getbig quotes thread,
cool hopefully it doesn't take you 33.33 posts to do it ;)
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cool hopefully it doesn't take you 33.33 posts to do it ;)
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OMG why are you guys even bothering with this shit, obviously its him, anyone with a half brain can see this.
^^^THIS
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OMG why are you guys even bothering with this shit, obviously its him, anyone with a half brain can see this.
Its junior who doesn't believe its me.
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No one could beat Squadfather when it came to both volume and quality.
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Its junior who doesn't believe its me.
Let's meet up so you can really prove its you.
What's the problem?.
Bring down Bigmc if you scared to come alone.
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Its junior who doesn't believe its me.
of course he knows its you but he is trolling you hard and its working. :-\
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I do remember when Lucius Fox blew by 300 posts in one day.
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I do remember when Lucius Fox blew by 300 posts in one day.
Team Jesus
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the guy is a fucking loser and should be banned. hasn't contributed one thing to this board
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the guy is a fucking loser and should be banned. hasn't contributed one thing to this board
simple simon????
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Junior,
Honestly, it doesn't concern me much. As long as people stick by the rules and keep shit funny, I don't care much about it.
I'm a moderator here. My job is to help out as best as I can and stay out of trouble in the process.
For instance.... If one man has two elaborate gimmicks, one that he runs from work and another he uses his phone to post from, so as long as he abides by the basic rules and does his best to bring quality entertainment to the forum, I am not going to get on his/her case. If someone wants to run a few gimmicks and bring about entertainment to the site that doesn't include excessive spamming, trolling of others, personal attacks on women or families, exposing of private information or just petty self boasting by way of establishing a gimmick fan club to kiss your own ass, it's not that big of a deal.
If we catch it, we will enforce the rules, but so as long as the person is not a dickhead, who gives a fuck?
This shit isn't that serious Junior. I tell the same to Shizzo when he works himself up thinking this shit is more complicated than it truly is.
Have fun here and try not to over think it.
"Chaos"
Its not about the rules man, the guy is an creepy wierdo with some serious deep issues and he's a danger to the members here. He stalks members and takes shit way too far.
Guys give JR. shit but is he really different than any of us? Just a regular guy who likes hot women trying to get huge. The dude is a get bigger straight up. Simon is NOT.
I'd rather have someone like that on the board than some creepy bitter asshole who contributes NOTHING.
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Let's meet up so you can really prove its you.
What's the problem?.
Bring down Bigmc if you scared to come alone.
Why are you pretending to be the hard man now?
Do you want me to dig out your post where you were terrified to show up the other Saturday?
Its already established that you are a coward and a snide.
Its also been established to welch on bets,
Seriously Joon, you have no moral compass at all.
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Its not about the rules man, the guy is an creepy wierdo with some serious deep issues and he's a danger to the members here. He stalks members and takes shit way too far.
Guys give JR. shit but is he really different than any of us? Just a regular guy who likes hot women trying to get huge. The dude is a get bigger straight up. Simon is NOT.
I'd rather have someone like that on the board than some creepy bitter asshole who contributes NOTHING.
Listen sonny, stick to forcing yourself on women, men will tend to hit back.
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I do remember when Lucius Fox blew by 300 posts in one day.
300 Posts in one day? :o :o :o