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[Uncle Junior]

This.

I can't be bothered trying to figure out who is who.  For starters, it's not like these people are going to say "yeah, you got me" if you happen to guess right. Second.... who fucking cares.

No its much more than that.

[OTHstrong]

That's besides the point.

You are simply not aware of the situation and what's really been going on, I will get to that in a few posts but lets just start off with some basic maths. I used to do this shit for a living remember (analyzing peoples online poker stats using HEM of HUD software) to make money and expose weakness.

Remember the original account was registered under "..." where is that account now if you search members?

Compare these two stats, what does that tell you FOR STARTERS?

Name:    ukjeff
Posts:    6639 (9.792 per day)
Position:    Time Out
Date Registered:    July 25, 2012, 07:05:38 AM
Last Active:    May 31, 2014, 12:17:27 PM


Name:    Simple Simon
Posts:    6465 (33.325 per day)
Position:    Getbig V
Date Registered:    November 20, 2013, 03:06:44 PM
Last Active:    Today at 10:23:26 AM

The only reason the ukjeff was so low is because he would leave for months and not post, the post counts would be the same if it was not for this

[OneMoreRep]

That's besides the point.

You are simply not aware of the situation and what's really been going on, I will get to that in a few posts but lets just start off with some basic maths. I used to do this shit for a living remember (analyzing peoples online poker stats using HEM of HUD software) to make money and expose weakness.

Remember the original account was registered under "..." where is that account now if you search members?

Compare these two stats, what does that tell you FOR STARTERS?

Name:    ukjeff
Posts:    6639 (9.792 per day)
Position:    Time Out
Date Registered:    July 25, 2012, 07:05:38 AM
Last Active:    May 31, 2014, 12:17:27 PM


Name:    Simple Simon
Posts:    6465 (33.325 per day)
Position:    Getbig V
Date Registered:    November 20, 2013, 03:06:44 PM
Last Active:    Today at 10:23:26 AM

Junior,

Honestly, it doesn't concern me much. As long as people stick by the rules and keep shit funny, I don't care much about it.

I'm a moderator here. My job is to help out as best as I can and stay out of trouble in the process.

For instance.... If one man has two elaborate gimmicks, one that he runs from work and another he uses his phone to post from, so as long as he abides by the basic rules and does his best to bring quality entertainment to the forum, I am not going to get on his/her case. If someone wants to run a few gimmicks and bring about entertainment to the site that doesn't include excessive spamming, trolling of others, personal attacks on women or families, exposing of private information or just petty self boasting by way of establishing a gimmick fan club to kiss your own ass, it's not that big of a deal.

If we catch it, we will enforce the rules, but so as long as the person is not a dickhead, who gives a fuck?

This shit isn't that serious Junior. I tell the same to Shizzo when he works himself up thinking this shit is more complicated than it truly is.

Have fun here and try not to over think it.

"Chaos"

[Nordic Beast]

Junior,

Honestly, it doesn't concern me much. As long as people stick by the rules and keep shit funny, I don't care much about it.

I'm a moderator here. My job is to help out as best as I can and stay out of trouble in the process.

For instance.... If one man has two elaborate gimmicks, one that he runs from work and another he uses his phone to post from, so as long as he abides by the basic rules and does his best to bring quality entertainment to the forum, I am not going to get on his/her case. If someone wants to run a few gimmicks and bring about entertainment to the site that doesn't include excessive spamming, trolling of others, personal attacks on women or families, exposing of private information or just petty self boasting by way of establishing a gimmick fan club to kiss your own ass, it's not that big of a deal.

If we catch it, we will enforce the rules, but so as long as the person is not a dickhead, who gives a fuck?

This shit isn't that serious Junior. I tell the same to Shizzo when he works himself up thinking this shit is more complicated than it truly is.

Have fun here and try not to over think it.

"Chaos"

post reported

important rule you cant post from someone else's account

shame shame

[Grape Ape]

post reported

important rule you cant post from someone else's account

shame shame

Especially when it's one of mine.

[Simple Simon]

That's besides the point.

You are simply not aware of the situation and what's really been going on, I will get to that in a few posts but lets just start off with some basic maths. I used to do this shit for a living remember (analyzing peoples online poker stats using HEM of HUD software) to make money and expose weakness.

Remember the original account was registered under "..." where is that account now if you search members?

Compare these two stats, what does that tell you FOR STARTERS?

Name:    ukjeff
Posts:    6639 (9.792 per day)
Position:    Time Out
Date Registered:    July 25, 2012, 07:05:38 AM
Last Active:    May 31, 2014, 12:17:27 PM


Name:    Simple Simon
Posts:    6465 (33.325 per day)
Position:    Getbig V
Date Registered:    November 20, 2013, 03:06:44 PM
Last Active:    Today at 10:23:26 AM

lol, you dumb fuck, ukjeff account is still active but I dont post, as such the post average goes down every day.

Stick to whores and online poker you cretin.

[Uncle Junior]

The only reason the ukjeff was so low is because he would leave for months and not post, the post counts would be the same if it was not for this

Bullshit!

Let's examine some more evidence shall we.

So Bigmc calls me up about a month ago and say's "I am planning a night out with Skorp and "our good friend" (won't mention this previous posters name here) do you wanna come hang out? What are some good places in London to roll, yada yada yada.

I am like if I can make it I will come (had to take my girl to her parents house that weekend in a different city) and I told him "I will try and get out of it" with my girl and come.

So I do that and tell him yeah lets meet up in Shoreditch (I even posted the address here)

Now all of a sudden Simple Simon starts getting lippy on the board saying if you come down I will smash your face in...blah blah blah.

So Saturday comes along and Bigmc calls me and drops in at the last minute (oh and this is conversation on the phone so no trolling here) "Oh Simple Simon will be coming down but he is only coming down in the afternoon till 5.00pm and won't be hanging out in the evening....hmmmm....stra nge no?

Starts telling me "oh you and simple simon in the same room is NOT A GOOD IDEA", I don't wanna get involved but i imagine "he would slap you about" ..."He genuinely hates your guts"

...I'm like "uhhh....okay" why did you tell me this last minute I had rearranged plans with my girl to meet with you all WTF?

Question Number 1: Why would simple simon who lives up north, get the train to London, which would take 2-3 hours at least to come down to London to stay for only like 2-3 hours and the leave to go back up north???.....hmmmmm....makes ZERO sense.....so already I get suspicious.

I tell Bigmc it's fine I won't be coming.

He starts having big guilt trips and tell me "no no come down, come down" but by that time if I am gonna go down anywhere you know I will be taking 10 of my boys with me and I am like "nah fuck that" ain't even worth the bother.

So it continues on the board and Simple Simon starts getting lippy again saying he will smash my face and to give him "time and place" blah blah blah.

You know me I am a counter puncher so I have strategy meeting  with the forces that be and someone you never ever wanna fuck with talks to me and tells me this cock sucker is copying his style and pretending to be someone he is not so strong fucking message gets sent out (and I got to be careful language I use here)  and Simple Simon suddenly goes quiet for few days to seek clarification.

Question number 2: Why no one ever talk to simple simon on the phone? Why he calls me out for "time and place" but cant talk on the phone to even arrange of the board away from lurking eyes??

It all paints a picture doesn't it.

I tell you what OMR, get Ron to take old UKJEFF account out of time out for 10 minutes and ask Simple Simon to log into his old account (but don't issue him new password) and get him to make 1 post on here and I will shut the fuck up.

But I know exactly who the 3 people involved behind the Simple Simon account are.

It will be sorted in house.

[Hulkotron]

Mars' posting rate is undefined.

[Simple Simon]

I tell you what OMR, get Ron to take old UKJEFF account out of time out for 10 minutes and ask Simple Simon to log into his old account (but don't issue him new password) and get him to make 1 post on here and I will shut the fuck up.

Now, let me get this right, if I can post in the old UKJEFF account you will shut the fuck up and leave?

[OTHstrong]

Bullshit!

Let's examine some more evidence shall we.

So Bigmc calls me up about a month ago and say's "I am planning a night out with Skorp and "our good friend" (won't mention this previous posters name here) do you wanna come hang out? What are some good places in London to roll, yada yada yada.

I am like if I can make it I will come (had to take my girl to her parents house that weekend in a different city) and I told him "I will try and get out of it" with my girl and come.

So I do that and tell him yeah lets meet up in Shoreditch (I even posted the address here)

Now all of a sudden Simple Simon starts getting lippy on the board saying if you come down I will smash your face in...blah blah blah.

So Saturday comes along and Bigmc calls me and drops in at the last minute (oh and this is conversation on the phone so no trolling here) "Oh Simple Simon will be coming down but he is only coming down in the afternoon till 5.00pm and won't be hanging out in the evening....hmmmm....stra nge no?

Starts telling me "oh you and simple simon in the same room is NOT A GOOD IDEA", I don't wanna get involved but i imagine "he would slap you about" ..."He genuinely hates your guts"

...I'm like "uhhh....okay" why did you tell me this last minute I had rearranged plans with my girl to meet with you all WTF?

Question Number 1: Why would simple simon who lives up north, get the train to London, which would take 2-3 hours at least to come down to London to stay for only like 2-3 hours and the leave to go back up north???.....hmmmmm....makes ZERO sense.....so already I get suspicious.

I tell Bigmc it's fine I won't be coming.

He starts having big guilt trips and tell me "no no come down, come down" but by that time if I am gonna go down anywhere you know I will be taking 10 of my boys with me and I am like "nah fuck that" ain't even worth the bother.

So it continues on the board and Simple Simon starts getting lippy again saying he will smash my face and to give him "time and place" blah blah blah.

You know me I am a counter puncher so I have strategy meeting  with the forces that be and someone you never ever wanna fuck with talks to me and tells me this cock sucker is copying his style and pretending to be someone he is not so strong fucking message gets sent out (and I got to be careful language I use here)  and Simple Simon suddenly goes quiet for few days to seek clarification.

Question number 2: Why no one ever talk to simple simon on the phone? Why he calls me out for "time and place" but cant talk on the phone to even arrange of the board away from lurking eyes??

It all paints a picture doesn't it.

I tell you what OMR, get Ron to take old UKJEFF account out of time out for 10 minutes and ask Simple Simon to log into his old account (but don't issue him new password) and get him to make 1 post on here and I will shut the fuck up.

But I know exactly who the 3 people involved behind the Simple Simon account are.

It will be sorted in house.

SORRY BRO, DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO READ YOUR POST, TO LONG, TO BORING. NOT INTERESTED. 

[Uncle Junior]

Junior,

Honestly, it doesn't concern me much. As long as people stick by the rules and keep shit funny, I don't care much about it.

I'm a moderator here. My job is to help out as best as I can and stay out of trouble in the process.

For instance.... If one man has two elaborate gimmicks, one that he runs from work and another he uses his phone to post from, so as long as he abides by the basic rules and does his best to bring quality entertainment to the forum, I am not going to get on his/her case. If someone wants to run a few gimmicks and bring about entertainment to the site that doesn't include excessive spamming, trolling of others, personal attacks on women or families, exposing of private information or just petty self boasting by way of establishing a gimmick fan club to kiss your own ass, it's not that big of a deal.

If we catch it, we will enforce the rules, but so as long as the person is not a dickhead, who gives a fuck?

This shit isn't that serious Junior. I tell the same to Shizzo when he works himself up thinking this shit is more complicated than it truly is.

Have fun here and try not to over think it.

"Chaos"

Oh hang on a second so shared accounts and gimmicks are not against the rules now so long as it all "good fun" and us not used "to personally attack people"? That's most enlightening and interesting.

When it came to Josh and Alex I seem recall an entirely different stance.

By the way this is not aimed at you as a moderator I know what tough a job you have to do already so not busting your balls about that.

Just highlighting the inconsistencies here.

[Simple Simon]

Oh hang on a second so shared accounts and gimmicks are not against the rules now so long as it all "good fun" and us not used "to personally attack people"? That's most enlightening and interesting.

When it came to Josh and Alex I seem recall an entirely different stance.

By the way this is not aimed at you as a moderator I know what tough a job you have to do already so not busting your balls about that.

Just highlighting the inconsistencies here.

Come on mr gambler, do you want to bet your account on me not being UK jeff?

[Uncle Junior]

Now, let me get this right, if I can post in the old UKJEFF account you will shut the fuck up and leave?

I call you bluff, show your hand, you make a single post under UKJEFF account in the next 10 minutes I will leave.

Time now is 20.02 (London time) you got till 20.12.

Second after 20.12 all bets are off.

Let see it.

Hurry up and call Ron.

Mwah
x0x0

[Simple Simon]

I call you bluff, show your hand, you make a single post under UKJEFF account in the next 10 minutes I will leave.

Time now is 20.02 (London time) you got till 20.12.

Second after 20.12 all bets are off.

Let see it.

Hurry up and call Ron.

Mwah
x0x0

I dont need to call Ron, wait there.

[Uncle Junior]

I dont need to call Ron, wait there.

Time is 20.08 you got two minutes

[OneMoreRep]

I dont need to call Ron, wait there.

Simon,

Make a post in the Time Out board and I will bring it over.

"1"

[Simple Simon]

Bye bye junior.

[Hulkotron]

I cannot see the images, please fix so junior can get banned.

[Simple Simon]

Simon,

Make a post in the Time Out board and I will bring it over.

"1"

Done, its in the racist post section.

[Simple Simon]

Joon, check ukjeffs log on activity, and check what time he logged on



then fuck off.

[OneMoreRep]

Oh hang on a second so shared accounts and gimmicks are not against the rules now so long as it all "good fun" and us not used "to personally attack people"? That's most enlightening and interesting.

When it came to Josh and Alex I seem recall an entirely different stance.

By the way this is not aimed at you as a moderator I know what tough a job you have to do already so not busting your balls about that.

Just highlighting the inconsistencies here.

It is against the rules and I mentioned that in my post.

What I specifically stated was that so as long as the individual isn't causing trouble, I won't get on their case, because it won't cause waves. If the individual starts to cause any types of problems, then I have to look into it, ask Ron to cross-verify IP's, have FLAMER run logs on their posting styles to see if they have similar writing styles etc. Once all that shit is done, which takes a couple of weeks at best, then I have to go about and get the removal process done, which can take yet another week. It's a fucking headache that I don't like to partake in.

You get me?

If you're speeding down an empty highway, it's illegal to do so, but if no one is around and you're not shooting cattle out of your window as you speed down the freeway, no one is going to bat an eyelid due to your infraction. Once you start being reckless and bring harm about to others, even if your other gimmick isn't doing the same, once we look into your main account and cross-check your IP's, both accounts are removed.

"1"

[OneMoreRep]

Done, its in the racist post section.

Your post reads:

Hello and Goodbye uncle Junior

"1"

Image attached below:

[Hulkotron]

What is this FLAMER apparatus?

[Uncle Junior]

Simon,

Make a post in the Time Out board and I will bring it over.

"1"

No one said anything about the time out board you had to do it on G&O moron besides you were offline at 20:11,(look at the time on the clock in the pick) you had to do it by 20:10 you failed.

Unlucky you should know better than to bet with me.

Thanks for the free info though and you are still not UKJEFF now I know what I needed to know about who it is exactly.

You just fucked yourself without realizing.

I ain't going anywhere.

Mwah
x0x0

[bigmc]

junior didnt turn up


simply because he fucked our mutual friend over for no reason

and was too ashamed to face him

the simon stuff is a smoke screen

i told junior i would restrain simon after four or five unanswered punches

cant say fairer than that