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Title: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Wombat on January 25, 2006, 01:33:32 PM: Lets say you just hit powerball for lets say about 50 million...You toured the world and did everything you wanted to after the first year...Now you wanted to open up a Hardcore gym and making a profit was not a big priority...You always dreamt of owning a gym...What would you name it and what would it be like?

My name would be

JUICED
the
gym

mine would be simple---no areobics---you have to bench 225(if your a guy)to get in the door-all women welcome....More power racks then you could imagine...Dumbbells up to 200---Plenty of caulk everywhere---
No personal trainers---sell ear plugs at the door and play music as loud as i wanted---no sales people at all---one yearly price for everyone---no memership fees---
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Post by: Jr. Yates on January 25, 2006, 01:35:20 PM: the dungeon of forbidden pain and suffering.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: sarcasm on January 25, 2006, 01:36:56 PM: Quote from: Wombat on January 25, 2006, 01:33:32 PM
Lets say you just hit powerball for lets say about 50 million...You toured the world and did everything you wanted to after the first year...Now you wanted to open up a Hardcore gym and making a profit was not a big priority...You always dreamt of owning a gym...What would you name it and what would it be like?

My name would be

JUICED
the
gym

mine would be simple---no areobics---you have to bench 225(if your a guy)to get in the door-all women welcome....More power racks then you could imagine...Dumbbells up to 200---Plenty of caulk everywhere---
No personal trainers---sell ear plugs at the door and play music as loud as i wanted---no sales people at all---one yearly price for everyone---no memership fees---
sounds like you should just call that gym "the Sausage Factory", oh brother.
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Post by: blinky on January 25, 2006, 01:38:06 PM: Quote from: sarcasm on January 25, 2006, 01:36:56 PM
sounds like you should just call that gym "the Sausage Factory", oh brother.

HAHAHA
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: HICKSON on January 25, 2006, 01:38:15 PM: DeaD-WeighT Co.

D-Drive
D-Determination
W-Will
T-Toughness
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: bald on January 25, 2006, 01:39:14 PM: These gyms would go out of business in a hurry. You can't run a successful gym with the handful of gym rats that you will attract.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Jr. Yates on January 25, 2006, 01:41:50 PM: Quote from: J.C.HICKS on January 25, 2006, 01:38:15 PM
DeaD-WeighT Co.

D-Drive
D-Determination
W-Will
T-Toughness
hmmm sounds like you've been planning this.
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Post by: sarcasm on January 25, 2006, 01:44:15 PM: the more good looking vagina that comes into a gym the more people will join.
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Post by: Jr. Yates on January 25, 2006, 01:46:16 PM: yeah thats true.....some guys at my gym will stop their workout because they think they have some kinda chance at these girls! ha.
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Post by: Bear03 on January 25, 2006, 01:49:46 PM: Quote from: bald on January 25, 2006, 01:39:14 PM
These gyms would go out of business in a hurry. You can't run a successful gym with the handful of gym rats that you will attract.

beat me to the punch with that one. this is more like "if you won the lottery and had already bought your car, house, entertainment, and wardrobe and decided to open a gym with the rest..."
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Post by: Mike on January 25, 2006, 01:54:33 PM: Hey guys , hey said "making a profit" was not a big deal so of course it wouldn't do well. But it'd be it'd be fun
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Post by: BGSLVOWNR on January 25, 2006, 01:57:11 PM: POWER 88'S GYM ;)
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Post by: Disgusted on January 25, 2006, 01:57:28 PM: I would name it HARDCORE GYM.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: sarcasm on January 25, 2006, 01:57:56 PM: Quote from: Disgusted on January 25, 2006, 01:57:28 PM
I would name it HARDCORE GYM.
i'm sure all the women will come running. ::)
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Post by: bmacsys on January 25, 2006, 01:58:35 PM: Ok, here is another question. Can a gym really be hardcore if it has female members? I started working out at a commercial gym in 1979. I can count on one hand the number of girls I have ever seen work out and put effort into it. Mainly they are eye candy. They eat up valuable gym space and get in the way. 99.9% of the woman I have seen work out over the years belong at Curves and not a hardcore gym.
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Post by: ozman on January 25, 2006, 01:59:05 PM: JIM
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Disgusted on January 25, 2006, 01:59:23 PM: Quote from: sarcasm on January 25, 2006, 01:57:56 PM
i'm sure all the women will come running. ::)

No running allowed in my gym.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Bluto on January 25, 2006, 01:59:30 PM: Bluto's. ::)

Or no name, just a anonymous steel door.

Or I'll open two.

One called Bigger and Deffer only playing rap music.

And one called Hail and Kill only playing 80's metal.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Jr. Yates on January 25, 2006, 02:00:54 PM: yeah but you train at a gym thats all guys no problem that gets you into your workout....then in teh evening you go out to the clubs and thats where you hit on the girls....my buddy was doing a heavy set of bench presses...a chick with teh hottest ass walked by him...in teh middle of his set he turned his head to look at her ass.....something popped and its been hurting him ever since....that was 4 years ago.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: sarcasm on January 25, 2006, 02:01:03 PM: Quote from: bmacsys on January 25, 2006, 01:58:35 PM
Ok, here is another question. Can a gym really be hardcore if it has female members? I started working out at a commercial gym in 1979. I can count on one hand the number of girls I have ever seen work out and put effort into it. Mainly they are eye candy. They eat up valuable gym space and get in the way. 99.9% of the woman I have seen work out over the years belong at Curves and not a hardcore gym.
this is the gayest post i've ever read, i'll bet you offer to give guys post workout massages and "nitrogen balance" checks, hahahaha.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Jr. Yates on January 25, 2006, 02:02:36 PM: Quote from: Disgusted on January 25, 2006, 01:59:23 PM
No running allowed in my gym.
hahaha
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Bluto on January 25, 2006, 02:02:52 PM: But none of my suggestions would probably make a lot of money, so then I'll have to open a third gym:

Gay Gym

I'll hire M1 as a interior decorator and have him put gigantic posters on the walls with Gustavos "awesome J-lo like glutes" ::)
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Post by: Disgusted on January 25, 2006, 02:03:00 PM: All women in my gym would be required to take steroids and would have to prove it by displaying their girly penis and not shaving for 2 days.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: M1 on January 25, 2006, 02:03:26 PM: when do we start building 8)
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Post by: Jr. Yates on January 25, 2006, 02:04:25 PM: gross
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Disgusted on January 25, 2006, 02:05:24 PM: Quote from: M1 on January 25, 2006, 02:03:26 PM
when do we start building 8)

The day you stop thinking about penises, which would be about the second Teusday of next week.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: HICKSON on January 25, 2006, 02:38:59 PM: Quote from: Jr. Yates on January 25, 2006, 01:41:50 PM
hmmm sounds like you've been planning this.

Na... I like to think i'm a little smater than that.
the gym world is not a hot money making investment.. but the property it's on is..

It's my handle on many sport forums. the DDWT Term just seem to pop.
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Post by: SiteJaws on January 25, 2006, 02:40:25 PM: I'd call it "Monster Gym"
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Post by: HRDCOR on January 25, 2006, 02:48:24 PM: may be "The Squat n Puke :-\
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Post by: VINCE24 on January 25, 2006, 02:53:22 PM: LIGHT WEIGHT gym :o
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: phyxsius on January 25, 2006, 04:25:58 PM: Nothing but a peanut gym
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Post by: leycus 101 on January 25, 2006, 04:28:29 PM: my gym would be called.... sarcasms "oh brother gym"!
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Deadpool on January 25, 2006, 04:35:59 PM: Hardcore, as opposed to a softcore gym?

Peg baseballmom
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Post by: triple_pickle on January 25, 2006, 06:06:50 PM: mine would be called MONSTER TRICEPS
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Post by: Mr. Intenseone on January 25, 2006, 06:26:04 PM: I would name it "Momentum Performance and Fitness" and it would look just like this....http://www.velocitysp.com/franchises/irvine/index.html

www.joelocalpt.com
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Post by: Hulkster on January 25, 2006, 06:26:19 PM: My gym would be called:

Stop Here if You Want Striated Glutes.

Ronnie Coleman would be our mascot.
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Post by: brianX on January 25, 2006, 06:27:09 PM: I would call it "Brian's Gym".
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Post by: Chick on January 25, 2006, 06:32:50 PM: how about..."ANOTHER GYM"
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Post by: Double XL on January 25, 2006, 06:35:53 PM: HOW ABOUT

"CHICHERILLOS"
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: the choad on January 25, 2006, 08:16:20 PM: how about the "gym with no name"

Or "the choad's gym"

My dream is to have a chain of "the choad gyms" around the nation.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: phyxsius on January 25, 2006, 09:34:12 PM: Phyx Gym
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DIVISION on January 25, 2006, 09:52:32 PM: The Crucible.

DIV
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Jr. Yates on January 25, 2006, 10:15:46 PM: Quote from: Hulkster on January 25, 2006, 06:26:19 PM
My gym would be called:

Stop Here if You Want Striated Glutes.

Ronnie Coleman would be our mascot.
hahahha
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Rottmag on January 25, 2006, 10:41:58 PM: Read the little message under my username.

You're certain for a major bankrupcy if you open a "hardore" gym.

New age "health/fittness ceters" are the rage now. Gone are the days.
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Post by: theonlyone on January 25, 2006, 10:47:04 PM: I would name it - A the a gym for tough guys.
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Post by: Powerlift66 on January 26, 2006, 03:10:17 AM: Jim's Gym...

-------------------------

And someone mentioned curves... Why do they call it curves when its filled w/ big fat asses?

It should be called "Rolls" or "Flabs" or "Whales" or some shit...
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 03:13:54 AM: Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on January 26, 2006, 02:36:28 AM
Big Dicked Bob's Whorehouse/Billiards

Knowing you, I was thinking something more like:

BDB's Fresh-Flesh-Fest.

DIV
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Spangle on January 26, 2006, 03:25:13 AM: Build it in two parts with a partition to keep the girls in their curves side of the gym with all running machines and step classes, then the other side is for the real gym, hardcore weights etc.

Name for the gym - Bitch and Beast ;D
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: rocket on January 26, 2006, 03:25:34 AM: I would never open up a hardcore gym, as a metrosexual haven with a hundred cardio machines would do a lot better financially. Everybody knows that metrosexuals will rarely continue but they'll keep paying because they're imbeciles and serial posers. You don't have to go to gym but you've got to be a member of one..

I'd sell those idiots overpriced water and supplements too(stocking bee pollen from Vince Goodrum).

I'd call it something like "Club 68" as weak metrosexuals will be seduced by the fact they will be a member of a club. 68 because it immediately is recognised as the number before 69. Sounds stupid but will likely sucker them in.

And finally I would hire a full faux hawk toting staff to canter around and look like they are doing something.

I'll be rich!
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 03:35:04 AM: Quote from: rocket on January 26, 2006, 03:25:34 AM
I would never open up a hardcore gym, as a metrosexual haven with a hundred cardio machines would do a lot better financially. Everybody knows that metrosexuals will rarely continue but they'll keep paying because they're imbeciles and serial posers. You don't have to go to gym but you've got to be a member of one..

I'd sell those idiots overpriced water and supplements too(stocking bee pollen from Vince Goodrum).

I'd call it something like "Club 68" as weak metrosexuals will be seduced by the fact they will be a member of a club. 68 because it immediately is recognised as the number before 69. Sounds stupid but will likely sucker them in.

And finally I would hire a full faux hawk toting staff to canter around and look like they are doing something.

I'll be rich!

.......but the real question is: What will your playlist include? Some "Surfing on Sine Waves" ? Some "Analogue Bubblebath"? Perhaps some "Donkey Rhubarb".....

Or just the standard "Windowlicker"? ::)

I care because you do.....

Regretfully,

DIV
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: rocket on January 26, 2006, 03:37:06 AM: No Div my playlist will be exclusively the most popular weak disco rock being pimped by record companies at the time.

Shit if come to daddy ever came on I'd lose my metro edge.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 03:38:02 AM: Quote from: rocket on January 26, 2006, 03:37:06 AM
No Div my playlist will be exclusively the most popular weak disco rock being pimped by record companies at the time.

Shit if come to daddy ever came on I'd lose my metro edge.

So you'd be playing some Emo bullshit?

I figured...... :P

DIV
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: rocket on January 26, 2006, 03:41:12 AM: Of course, Emo shit all the way if you want to make money off metrosexuals. They'll jump on any cultural bandwagon to rape. Whatever they happen to be raping at the time I'd be there to exploit and endorse it in my gym.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 04:03:33 AM: Quote from: rocket on January 26, 2006, 03:41:12 AM
Of course, Emo shit all the way if you want to make money off metrosexuals. They'll jump on any cultural bandwagon to rape. Whatever they happen to be raping at the time I'd be there to exploit and endorse it in my gym.

I want to see some pale goth chicks in the gym........

That shit would actually cause me to stop working out (which is a shock in itself).

Never seen a goth chick in a gym............EVER.

DIV
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Post by: Team Diver on January 26, 2006, 04:23:12 AM: I know a gym called "House of Gorillas".
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Post by: Tokyo Joe on January 26, 2006, 05:35:57 AM: There's a 'Tipness' and a 'Jisutus' in Japan, extremely hardcore names with a max of 24 kilo dumbbells ::)

I'd build the gym and not let anyone else use it. Fuccem, who wants other pricks dripping sweat on your benches?

If I had to give it a name it would be 'Go Somewhere Else'
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Pet shop boys on January 26, 2006, 05:38:13 AM: Quote from: Bluto on January 25, 2006, 01:59:30 PM
Bluto's. ::)

Or no name, just a anonymous steel door.

Or I'll open two.

One called Bigger and Deffer only playing rap music.

And one called Hail and Kill only playing 80's metal.

With those names,

You're gym will be a low ass guetto "wellfare's girls and on provation fellows"

Wooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by: jaejonna on January 26, 2006, 05:42:50 AM: gLOBOGYM
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: dmorgan41178 on January 26, 2006, 06:48:05 AM: Quote from: rocket on January 26, 2006, 03:25:34 AM
I would never open up a hardcore gym, as a metrosexual haven with a hundred cardio machines would do a lot better financially. Everybody knows that metrosexuals will rarely continue but they'll keep paying because they're imbeciles and serial posers. You don't have to go to gym but you've got to be a member of one..

I'd sell those idiots overpriced water and supplements too(stocking bee pollen from Vince Goodrum).

I'd call it something like "Club 68" as weak metrosexuals will be seduced by the fact they will be a member of a club. 68 because it immediately is recognised as the number before 69. Sounds stupid but will likely sucker them in.

And finally I would hire a full faux hawk toting staff to canter around and look like they are doing something.

I'll be rich!

as funny as that seems, it is true. I have a friend that owns two golds. i asked him why doesnt he played harder music and cater to the bb crowd too. there are alot of state and national level competitors from our gym. he was like hey i love bb, but you guys are broke from food, gear, and shit. on top of that you always want a discount of hookup on a shake. these insurance agents and milfs pay for their shakes and full price for vitamins etc. got a point.
its seems like golds introduce world gym to offset the bb image or hardcore image off golds to world. they both ended up focusing on the $$$$$$$ and political correctness.

cant we agree to have a seperate section of the gym where it would be the dungeon atmosphere. hard music. clanking weights, chalk, etc.
if i had my own gym i would make the $$$ first, but i would offer the hardcore room. a place where hard training powerlifters, bb could go with a posing room etc.
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Post by: buffbodz on January 26, 2006, 09:04:27 AM: Mine must of been good cause it was deleted >:( Pussys.
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Post by: bmacsys on January 26, 2006, 10:17:42 AM: Quote from: sarcasm on January 25, 2006, 02:01:03 PM
i'll bet you offer to give guys post workout massages and "nitrogen balance" checks, hahahaha.

Yeah, and you were the first in line to take me up on it homo boy.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Bluto on January 26, 2006, 10:19:36 AM: Quote from: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 04:03:33 AM
I want to see some pale goth chicks in the gym........

That shit would actually cause me to stop working out (which is a shock in itself).

Never seen a goth chick in a gym............EVER.

DIV

that's because they're into skin and bones.
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Post by: HUGEPECS on January 26, 2006, 10:38:51 AM: I'LL CALL IT '' BIG DAWG GYM" no sissies allowed, nerds and weaklings will be thrown out...lol
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 11:08:31 AM: Quote from: Bluto on January 26, 2006, 10:19:36 AM
that's because they're into skin and bones.

Don't ruin my fantasy, baby Bluto.

Eventually I hope to see a tight, pale goth chick with a juicy fat ass at the gym.

It must happen eventually.........How can it NOT happen?

DIV
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Jr. Yates on January 26, 2006, 11:13:34 AM: Quote from: Bluto on January 26, 2006, 10:19:36 AM
that's because they're into skin and bones.

hahaha yes. but you think they would want to lose their fat so their is less protection when they inflict pain on themselves.
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Post by: ignorance on January 26, 2006, 11:15:35 AM: ApeShit - that would be the name

Rule number one, Must be over 200 pounds to enter.
Rule number two, Female under 125 may enter.
'Fat girls will be turned away.'
Rule number three, Must be 20+ to enter.

'Ugly people not welcomed' - Motto
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Jr. Yates on January 26, 2006, 11:17:05 AM: Quote from: ignorance on January 26, 2006, 11:15:35 AM
ApeShit - that would be the name

Rule number one, Must be over 200 pounds to enter.
Rule number two, Female under 125 may enter.
'Fat girls will be turned away.'
Rule number three, Must be 20+ to enter.

'Ugly people not welcomed' - Motto
the fat girls getting turned away will really set your business on a growth spurt....keep in mind that hot girls have fat friends to make them feel even hotter so im sure the same goes when they wanna hit the gym.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 11:21:59 AM: Quote from: Jr. Yates on January 26, 2006, 11:17:05 AM
the fat girls getting turned away will really set your business on a growth spurt....keep in mind that hot girls have fat friends to make them feel even hotter so im sure the same goes when they wanna hit the gym.

What's up with that phenomenon, Yates?

You always see that shit at the gym. Decent looking chick and obese ugly chick......

Doesn't the decent chick realize that most guys will be turned off by the obese chick enough to avoid them both? ???

DIV
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Jr. Yates on January 26, 2006, 11:24:41 AM: Quote from: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 11:21:59 AM
What's up with that phenomenon, Yates?

You always see that shit at the gym. Decent looking chick and obese ugly chick......

Doesn't the decent chick realize that most guys will be turned off by the obese chick enough to avoid them both? ???

DIV
hahaha guess what DIV. girls dont' go to the gym to get STARED at. thats why there is all ladies fitness nowadays. fuck eh.
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Post by: Darren Avey on January 26, 2006, 11:27:42 AM: Id name it Fucking Rage Gym
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 11:29:37 AM: Quote from: Jr. Yates on January 26, 2006, 11:24:41 AM
hahaha guess what DIV. girls dont' go to the gym to get STARED at. thats why there is all ladies fitness nowadays. f**k eh.

The 5pm crowd does.......

The shit I see at night never happens during the day......

There are women whose only purpose in being at the gym is to attract attention and you can see it by how they workout (or not workout). Open your eyes.

You're telling me you've never had a set interrupted by a woman trying to flirt with you? ::)

Please.......if you haven't caught on to women's games by now, you're lost.

DIV
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Jr. Yates on January 26, 2006, 11:32:32 AM: Quote from: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 11:29:37 AM
The 5pm crowd does.......

The shit I see at night never happens during the day......

There are women whose only purpose in being at the gym is to attract attention and you can see it by how they workout (or not workout). Open your eyes.

You're telling me you've never had a set interrupted by a woman trying to flirt with you? ::)

Please.......if you haven't caught on to women's games by now, you're lost.

DIV
I don't train with the 5pm crowd. I work at a gym and my sets havn't even been interupted by a customer. I find being a prick to the ladies works very nicely. Act like you don't give a flying fuck, and they wanna bang.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: dantelis on January 26, 2006, 11:34:25 AM: In honor of Arnold and Pumping Iron, I'd call it Better than Coming (or maybe Behteh thahn Cohming). That'd bring in a lot of curiosity seekers. ;D
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Disgusted on January 26, 2006, 12:02:01 PM: Quote from: HRDCOR on January 25, 2006, 02:48:24 PM
may be "The Squat n Puke :-\

Good one. ;D
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: jwb on January 26, 2006, 12:14:26 PM: Hardcore gyms can make money but generally not a lot...

Comes down to costs really.

look at a place like metroflex...

small industrial space (low rent), what looks like 2nd hand equipment, owner works the majority of the hours by himself.

The gym I own isn't hardcore but it's not a fancy place either (no aerobics, no TV's, industrial space, used equipment, work most of the hours myself) About the only thing needed to make it "hardcore" would be less cardio and heavier dumbbells and more benches.

Luckily I live in an area where people aren't into flashy things or franchises businesses (even the local mcdonalds actually went out of business-people support the smaller cafes here etc).

So long as a gym is clean and the equipment works people will come to it. price and convenience is the main issue for people.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 12:16:38 PM: Quote from: jwb on January 26, 2006, 12:14:26 PM
Hardcore gyms can make money but generally not a lot...

Comes down to costs really.

look at a place like metroflex...

small industrial space (low rent), what looks like 2nd hand equipment, owner works the majority of the hours by himself.

The gym I own isn't hardcore but it's not a fancy place either (no aerobics, no TV's, industrial space, used equipment, work most of the hours myself) About the only thing needed to make it "hardcore" would be less cardio and heavier dumbbells and more benches.

Luckily I live in an area where people aren't into flashy things or franchises businesses (even the local McDonald's actually went out of business-people support the smaller cafes here etc).

So long as a gym is clean and the equipment works people will come to it. price and convenience is the main issue for people.

Where the hell do you live, bro?

Your clientele put McDonald's out of business?

That's strange......usually Americans eat that shit up.

DIV
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Post by: Dnizneer on January 26, 2006, 12:36:58 PM: Mr. Fluffy the Jacked Rabbits Mad Hippity Hop Dbol Carrotanasium
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Post by: jwb on January 26, 2006, 01:01:26 PM: Quote from: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 12:16:38 PM
Where the hell do you live, bro?

Your clientele put McDonald's out of business?

That's strange......usually Americans eat that shit up.

DIV

I live in australia in an alternative area of sydney. there are 50 thai restaurants on the one street near here plus african, nepalese, peruvian etc

most aussies love mcdonalds everywhere else...
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Post by: rocket on January 26, 2006, 03:56:32 PM: Yep, what I said about my metrosexual haven was more than just a joke, it was a true indication of what would probably be more lucrative.

Shit, you could probably have a dumbell rack of fake weights and they'd be happy.. ;D
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Post by: Wombat on January 26, 2006, 04:13:37 PM: Quote from: dantelis on January 26, 2006, 11:34:25 AM
In honor of Arnold and Pumping Iron, I'd call it Better than Coming (or maybe Behteh thahn Cohming). That'd bring in a lot of curiosity seekers. ;D

or
MILK
is for
BABIES...
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Wombat on January 26, 2006, 04:16:50 PM: ok guys just for fuks sake lets say is 150 million---you take the cash at roughly 85 million...pay your 40 % puts you at somewhere near 50 million cash...The interest alone would allow you to run the fucking thing into the ground and still never see red...

some of you guys are to serious:)
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Post by: Oliver Klaushof on January 26, 2006, 04:28:31 PM: "The Bear Cave"
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Post by: Wombat on January 26, 2006, 04:40:40 PM: ;D...sounds like i might have hit the jackpot don't it...
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Post by: MikeThaMachine on January 26, 2006, 05:15:16 PM: Well mine would have to be a "club" rather then gym because i wouldn't want a bunch of soccer moms and old men doin aerobics in my place, 18-20 can join but must either play a sport, powerlift or amateur/pro BB. At age 20 you could gain full membership and must attend a specified number of days per quarter year or your membership could be revoked. Also to join you must be approved by selection of members that way ass clowns wont get in.

The name "Buck-O-Fives Need Not Apply"
The Iron Corps.
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Post by: bigdumbbell on January 26, 2006, 06:03:34 PM: it would involve engines
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Post by: kreator on January 27, 2006, 04:33:59 AM: Mickey Mouse GYM
Mary Jane Rottencrotch GYM
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DIVISION on January 28, 2006, 01:43:37 AM: Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on January 27, 2006, 03:24:46 AM
I think I saw a couple peices of ass you'd like in my gym a few months back.

Ok, Robert......

How thick? How tight? How white?

Speak. >:(

DIV
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: littleguns on February 03, 2006, 06:17:15 AM: Was a memeber at 2 dungeons...

1 in NY, Brookhaven Long Island...Hardcore Gym....it was the basement of a strip club. No foo foo equipment, no AC, paint coming off the walls, chalk all over....

2nd was Paramount gym in Miami. Just a big warehouse, with industrial fans trying to keep it cool. There may have been a handful of females there, either competitors themselves, with their boyfriends or to be trained by the owner, who was a monster himself...

They would take machines into the parking lot and spot weld additional posts on the machines like leg press and calf raise so more weight could be added...

God I miss that place....
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: pumpster on February 04, 2006, 05:16:08 AM: Blood, Sweat & Tears

The Pain & the Glory

I wonder if DIV can veer away from the ongoing obsession with twat long enough to stay on topic.. :D
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Mars on February 05, 2006, 06:15:33 AM: The glory hole.
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Post by: wordy on February 05, 2006, 07:18:44 AM: Mines gonna be called Fluffy Bunny's Poodle Palour ;D

Yes
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Karl Kox on February 08, 2006, 07:20:40 AM: The Bloody Hemeroid
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Post by: bic_staedtler on February 08, 2006, 07:52:01 AM: Grunty McSquat's Soiled Posing Trunks Palace
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: hillbilly on February 08, 2006, 08:44:13 AM: Hillbillys House Of HORRORS! with this pic above the door-
(http://www.hardfitness.com/emagazine/issue13/cover640.jpg)
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: sarcasm on February 08, 2006, 08:45:28 AM: Sarcasm's House of Ho's.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DIVISION on February 08, 2006, 09:05:12 AM: Quote from: sarcasm on February 08, 2006, 08:45:28 AM
Sarcasm's House of Ho's.

Mirzy's Thick Italian Bitch Palace.

DIV
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: sarcasm on February 08, 2006, 09:06:23 AM: Quote from: DIVISION on February 08, 2006, 09:05:12 AM
Mirzy's Thick Italian Bitch Palace.
DIV
that's what i'm talkin' about.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: ignorance on February 10, 2006, 11:45:21 AM: Free Ice-Cream
Only $60 per month
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Bast000 on February 10, 2006, 02:58:31 PM: Mike Arvilla's House of Bitch Tits
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Post by: Oliver Klaushof on February 10, 2006, 04:51:59 PM: Men's Health Center.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: muscleman-2013 on September 28, 2016, 07:08:24 AM: Quote from: Wombat on January 25, 2006, 01:33:32 PM
If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?

Gay 4 Pay 24 hrs Gym
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Post by: Simple Simon on September 28, 2016, 07:13:41 AM: Mirage....
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Post by: Azzaro on September 28, 2016, 07:14:34 AM: Bodyrock Gym
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: SquidVicious on September 28, 2016, 07:28:38 AM: Uranus Fitness
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 28, 2016, 07:31:30 AM: Quote from: muscleman-2013 on September 28, 2016, 07:08:24 AM
Gay 4 Pay 24 hrs Gym

And you would be their first loyal member
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Kwon on September 28, 2016, 07:33:04 AM: My gym would be called:
NUTZ the GYM
Venom Vince Versace

(http://oi64.tinypic.com/1432ubr.jpg)

And the logo would be in huge pink Neonlights over the entrance. (Blinking of course)

And the slogan would be, "Go to Ibiza - Get the Girls..."

(http://oi63.tinypic.com/2ufavpw.jpg)
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: muscleman-2013 on September 28, 2016, 07:38:13 AM: Quote from: Kwon on September 28, 2016, 07:33:04 AM
My gym would be called:
NUTZ the GYM
Venom Vince Versace

(http://oi64.tinypic.com/1432ubr.jpg)

And the logo would be in huge pink Neonlights over the entrance. (Blinking of course)

And the slogan would be, "Go to Ibiza - Get the Girls..."

(http://oi63.tinypic.com/2ufavpw.jpg)

all that hard work, yet you can't beat the beautiful simplicity and bodybuilding purity of the

Gay 4 Pay 24 hrs Gym
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Super Natural on September 28, 2016, 08:11:36 AM: The Trening Centre

The Gym & Tonic

The Testosteronium

The Eat Sleep Gym

THE JUNGLE GYM *juice monkeys welcome*

Diana & Anne Bols Health and fitness

Stan Azols Gym
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 28, 2016, 08:26:20 AM: Homewrecker Haven

Kielbasa Club

Julius' House of Trannies

Melt down & bulk up

Suspinator Club

BI-ceps curators

Spirit of Dubai, India
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Post by: Man of Steel on September 28, 2016, 08:29:35 AM: The Pink Dumbbell
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Dokey111 on September 28, 2016, 08:53:50 AM: Shit Missle's
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Grape Ape on September 28, 2016, 09:29:35 AM: Quote from: Dokey111 on September 28, 2016, 08:53:50 AM
Shit Missle's

Shit Missle's what?
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: OB1 on September 28, 2016, 09:30:40 AM: Bubble Gym ;D
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Dokey111 on September 28, 2016, 09:36:42 AM: Quote from: Grape Ape on September 28, 2016, 09:29:35 AM
Shit Missle's what?

gym (implied)
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Yamcha on September 28, 2016, 09:37:07 AM: Jerk It Hard Barbell Club
&
Straight from the Tap Smoothie Bar
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 28, 2016, 09:39:02 AM: Quote from: Yamcha on September 28, 2016, 09:37:07 AM
Straight from the Tap Smoothie Bar

Shizzo would be an excellent bartender for said smoothie bar!
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Taffin on September 28, 2016, 10:38:49 AM: THE PUMP

Featuring the Kielbasa Cardio Room and the 'Straight from the tap' smoothie bar (c) Yamcha
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: funk51 on September 28, 2016, 10:43:25 AM: the golden dumbbell gym...... what else ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) all the plates and dumbells would be gold.. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: ratherbebig on September 28, 2016, 10:48:09 AM: good thread seems to be a lot of cool people back in 2006 that are no longer around ?
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Taffin on September 28, 2016, 01:42:12 PM: Quote from: funk51 on September 28, 2016, 10:43:25 AM
the golden dumbbell gym...... what else ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) all the plates and dumbells would be gold.. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

What about the showers..?
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Wiggs on September 28, 2016, 01:47:36 PM: Chuck Cutler's House of Iron.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Hack Benchers on September 28, 2016, 02:02:48 PM: Quote from: Taffin on September 28, 2016, 01:42:12 PM
What about the showers..?
Taffin strikes again 8)
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: OB1 on September 28, 2016, 02:08:01 PM: Nohomo Central
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 28, 2016, 02:18:11 PM: Cutler Twins Gym

Over The Imaginary Line Athletic Club

Just The Finishing Touch Fitness Center

PMMA Fitness

Synthol Central Fitness

Just A Mirage Weight Room
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on September 28, 2016, 02:33:22 PM: .
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: ratherbebig on September 28, 2016, 02:50:04 PM: beefcake.
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Post by: Darren Avey on September 28, 2016, 03:06:06 PM: Darren's Doom Dungeon
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: OB1 on September 28, 2016, 03:40:25 PM: 3CC
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: muscleman-2013 on September 29, 2016, 02:48:02 AM: (http://oi63.tinypic.com/261okxw.jpg)
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: falco on September 29, 2016, 03:22:30 AM: Fiffe Pa Cent.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: rocco-x on September 29, 2016, 05:57:09 AM: Hmmm...how about Tranny Trainer or Wrecked'em?
Honestly they're popping up left and right here in the city...mostly crosshit. Only a few 45lb plates and db's.
Concrete Jungle
Gainz
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 29, 2016, 06:13:50 AM: Quote from: muscleman-2013 on September 29, 2016, 02:48:02 AM
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/261okxw.jpg)

You put a lot effort in this, which tells me that you're a borderline fagg
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: light weight baby on September 29, 2016, 07:08:09 AM: light weight
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: falco on September 29, 2016, 07:44:43 AM: KILLIT.
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Post by: light weight baby on September 29, 2016, 07:48:47 AM: Battle for the Olympia
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Yamcha on September 29, 2016, 07:49:47 AM: "Pay Your Dues"
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: _bruce_ on September 29, 2016, 07:51:54 AM: "Squatcore's Shmoedelium"
*perfect American Voice*
An Ice Machine at every corner
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: OB1 on September 29, 2016, 08:00:15 AM: Schmoe City
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: falco on September 29, 2016, 08:06:33 AM: "Feel the burn"

(http://www.bodybuilding-pics.com/72/images/Craig_Titus_178.jpg)
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Post by: Charlys69 on September 29, 2016, 08:25:58 AM: "smell like Putin"
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: muscleman-2013 on September 29, 2016, 08:46:54 AM: Quote from: DroppingPlates on September 29, 2016, 06:13:50 AM
You put a lot effort in this, which tells me that you're a borderline fagg

are you getting hard?
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Kwon on September 29, 2016, 11:03:24 AM: Quote from: muscleman-2013 on September 29, 2016, 08:46:54 AM
are you getting hard?

My dick, suck it
Your mouth, shut it

Your words mean nothing because in the end, SG is in jail and I'm living the dream. How do you like them apples?
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: funk51 on September 29, 2016, 11:36:05 AM: Quote from: Taffin on September 28, 2016, 01:42:12 PM
What about the showers..?
of course there will be golden showers for everyone... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Wiggs on September 29, 2016, 12:14:26 PM: Quote from: Kwon on September 29, 2016, 11:03:24 AM
My dick, suck it
Your mouth, shut it

Your words mean nothing because in the end, SG is in jail and I'm living the dream. How do you like them apples?

Reported for plagerism.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Nirvana on September 29, 2016, 12:15:18 PM: Raunchy Coleslaw
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Post by: NelsonMuntz on September 29, 2016, 12:18:30 PM: I did not see this thread before I made this pic for another thread but this would be a moneymaker well place in the gay community of Port St Lucie's fave tard. I personally made sure the handicap signs were modernized
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Post by: DroppingPlates on September 29, 2016, 12:32:00 PM: Quote from: muscleman-2013 on September 29, 2016, 08:46:54 AM
are you getting hard?

Why I'm not surprised by your question..?

Oh snap, you're that borderline fagg :D
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: Kwon on September 29, 2016, 12:33:48 PM: Quote from: Wiggs on September 29, 2016, 12:14:26 PM
Reported for plagerism.

"plagiarism"

Deported (Guinea Bissau) for bad spelling.
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: OB1 on September 29, 2016, 03:00:23 PM: hardline
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Post by: hardgainerj on September 29, 2016, 09:54:52 PM
Title: Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
Post by: muscleman-2013 on September 29, 2016, 10:35:17 PM: Quote from: DroppingPlates on September 29, 2016, 12:32:00 PM
Why I'm not surprised by your question..?

Oh snap, you're that borderline fagg :D

Not really dude. I'm just used to guys like you having the hots for me. Furtively looking over at me while I do bent over rows or deadlifts in the gym. Trying to peek a glimpse of me at the public urinal.. you know what I mean ;)
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Post by: falco on September 30, 2016, 02:55:46 AM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=53871.0;attach=691124;image)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!