If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?

[rocket]

No Div my playlist will be exclusively the most popular weak disco rock being pimped by record companies at the time.

Shit if come to daddy ever came on I'd lose my metro edge.

[DIVISION]

No Div my playlist will be exclusively the most popular weak disco rock being pimped by record companies at the time.

Shit if come to daddy ever came on I'd lose my metro edge.

So you'd be playing some Emo bullshit?

I figured......




DIV

[rocket]

Of course, Emo shit all the way if you want to make money off metrosexuals.  They'll jump on any cultural bandwagon to rape.  Whatever they happen to be raping at the time I'd be there to exploit and endorse it in my gym. 

[DIVISION]

Of course, Emo shit all the way if you want to make money off metrosexuals.  They'll jump on any cultural bandwagon to rape.  Whatever they happen to be raping at the time I'd be there to exploit and endorse it in my gym. 

I want to see some pale goth chicks in the gym........

That shit would actually cause me to stop working out (which is a shock in itself).

Never seen a goth chick in a gym............EVER.




DIV

[Team Diver]

I know a gym called "House of Gorillas".

[Tokyo Joe]

There's a 'Tipness' and a 'Jisutus' in Japan, extremely hardcore names with a max of 24 kilo dumbbells 

I'd build the gym and not let anyone else use it. Fuccem, who wants other pricks dripping sweat on your benches?

If I had to give it a name it would be 'Go Somewhere Else'

[Pet shop boys]

Bluto's. 

Or no name, just a anonymous steel door.

Or I'll open two.

One called Bigger and Deffer only playing rap music.

And one called Hail and Kill only playing 80's metal.

With those names,

You're gym will be a low ass guetto "wellfare's girls  and on provation fellows"


Wooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[jaejonna]

gLOBOGYM

[dmorgan41178]

I would never open up a hardcore gym, as a metrosexual haven with a hundred cardio machines would do a lot better financially.  Everybody knows that metrosexuals will rarely continue but they'll keep paying because they're imbeciles and serial posers.  You don't have to go to gym but you've got to be a member of one..

I'd sell those idiots overpriced water and supplements too(stocking bee pollen from Vince Goodrum).

I'd call it something like "Club 68" as weak metrosexuals will be seduced by the fact they will be a member of a club.  68 because it immediately is recognised as the number before 69.  Sounds stupid but will likely sucker them in.

And finally I would hire a full faux hawk toting staff to canter around and look like they are doing something.

I'll be rich!

as funny as that seems, it is true. I have a friend that owns two golds. i asked him why doesnt he played harder music and cater to the bb crowd too. there are alot of state and national level competitors from our gym.  he was like hey i love bb, but you guys are broke from food, gear, and shit. on top of that you always want a discount of hookup on a shake. these insurance agents and milfs pay for their shakes and full price for vitamins etc. got a point.
its seems like golds introduce world gym to offset the bb image or hardcore image off golds to world. they both ended up focusing on the $$$$$$$ and political correctness.

cant we agree to have a seperate section of the gym where it would be the dungeon atmosphere. hard music. clanking weights, chalk, etc.
if i had my own gym i would make the $$$ first, but i would offer the hardcore room. a place where hard training powerlifters, bb could go with a posing room etc.

[buffbodz]

Mine must of been good cause it was deleted   Pussys.

[bmacsys]

i'll bet you offer to give guys post workout massages and "nitrogen balance" checks, hahahaha.

Yeah, and you were the first in line to take me up on it homo boy.

[Bluto]

I want to see some pale goth chicks in the gym........

That shit would actually cause me to stop working out (which is a shock in itself).

Never seen a goth chick in a gym............EVER.




DIV

that's because they're into skin and bones.

[HUGEPECS]

I'LL CALL IT '' BIG DAWG GYM"  no sissies allowed, nerds and weaklings will be thrown out...lol

[DIVISION]

that's because they're into skin and bones.

Don't ruin my fantasy, baby Bluto.

Eventually I hope to see a tight, pale goth chick with a juicy fat ass at the gym.

It must happen eventually.........How can it NOT happen?





DIV

[Jr. Yates]

that's because they're into skin and bones.

hahaha yes. but you think they would want to lose their fat so their is less protection when they inflict pain on themselves.

[ignorance]

ApeShit  - that would be the name

Rule number one, Must be over 200 pounds to enter.
Rule number two, Female under 125 may enter.
'Fat girls will be turned away.'
Rule number three, Must be 20+ to enter.

'Ugly people not welcomed' - Motto

[Jr. Yates]

ApeShit  - that would be the name

Rule number one, Must be over 200 pounds to enter.
Rule number two, Female under 125 may enter.
'Fat girls will be turned away.'
Rule number three, Must be 20+ to enter.

'Ugly people not welcomed' - Motto

the fat girls getting turned away will really set your business on a growth spurt....keep in mind that hot girls have fat friends to make them feel even hotter so im sure the same goes when they wanna hit the gym.

[DIVISION]

the fat girls getting turned away will really set your business on a growth spurt....keep in mind that hot girls have fat friends to make them feel even hotter so im sure the same goes when they wanna hit the gym.

What's up with that phenomenon, Yates?

You always see that shit at the gym.  Decent looking chick and obese ugly chick......

Doesn't the decent chick realize that most guys will be turned off by the obese chick enough to avoid them both?   



DIV

[Jr. Yates]

What's up with that phenomenon, Yates?

You always see that shit at the gym.  Decent looking chick and obese ugly chick......

Doesn't the decent chick realize that most guys will be turned off by the obese chick enough to avoid them both?   



DIV

hahaha guess what DIV. girls dont' go to the gym to get STARED at. thats why there is all ladies fitness nowadays. fuck eh.

[Darren Avey]

Id name it Fucking Rage Gym

[DIVISION]

hahaha guess what DIV. girls dont' go to the gym to get STARED at. thats why there is all ladies fitness nowadays. f**k eh.

The 5pm crowd does.......

The shit I see at night never happens during the day......

There are women whose only purpose in being at the gym is to attract attention and you can see it by how they workout (or not workout).  Open your eyes.

You're telling me you've never had a set interrupted by a woman trying to flirt with you?   

Please.......if you haven't caught on to women's games by now, you're lost.




DIV

[Jr. Yates]

The 5pm crowd does.......

The shit I see at night never happens during the day......

There are women whose only purpose in being at the gym is to attract attention and you can see it by how they workout (or not workout).  Open your eyes.

You're telling me you've never had a set interrupted by a woman trying to flirt with you?   

Please.......if you haven't caught on to women's games by now, you're lost.




DIV

I don't train with the 5pm crowd. I work at a gym and my sets havn't even been interupted by a customer. I find being a prick to the ladies works very nicely. Act like you don't give a flying fuck, and they wanna bang.

[dantelis]

In honor of Arnold and Pumping Iron, I'd call it Better than Coming (or maybe Behteh thahn Cohming).  That'd bring in a lot of curiosity seekers.   

[Disgusted]

may be  "The Squat n Puke 

Good one. 

[jwb]

Hardcore gyms can make money but generally not a lot...

Comes down to costs really.

look at a place like metroflex...

small industrial space (low rent), what looks like 2nd hand equipment, owner works the majority of the hours by himself.

The gym I own isn't hardcore but it's not a fancy place either (no aerobics, no TV's, industrial space, used equipment, work most of the hours myself) About the only thing needed to make it "hardcore" would be less cardio and heavier dumbbells and more benches.

Luckily I live in an area where people aren't into flashy things or franchises businesses (even the local mcdonalds actually went out of business-people support the smaller cafes here etc).

So long as a gym is clean and the equipment works people will come to it. price and convenience is the main issue for people.