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If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« on: January 25, 2006, 01:33:32 PM »
Lets say you just hit powerball for lets say about 50 million...You toured the world and did everything you wanted to after the first year...Now you wanted to open up a Hardcore gym and making a profit was not a big priority...You always dreamt of owning a gym...What would you name it and what would it be like?


My name would be

JUICED
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mine would be simple---no areobics---you have to bench 225(if your a guy)to get in the door-all women welcome....More power racks then you could imagine...Dumbbells up to 200---Plenty of caulk everywhere---
No personal trainers---sell ear plugs at the door and play music as loud as i wanted---no sales people at all---one yearly price for everyone---no memership fees---
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 01:35:20 PM »
the dungeon of forbidden pain and suffering.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006, 01:36:56 PM »
Quote from: Wombat on January 25, 2006, 01:33:32 PM
Lets say you just hit powerball for lets say about 50 million...You toured the world and did everything you wanted to after the first year...Now you wanted to open up a Hardcore gym and making a profit was not a big priority...You always dreamt of owning a gym...What would you name it and what would it be like?


My name would be

JUICED
    the
         gym

mine would be simple---no areobics---you have to bench 225(if your a guy)to get in the door-all women welcome....More power racks then you could imagine...Dumbbells up to 200---Plenty of caulk everywhere---
No personal trainers---sell ear plugs at the door and play music as loud as i wanted---no sales people at all---one yearly price for everyone---no memership fees---
sounds like you should just call that gym "the Sausage Factory", oh brother.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2006, 01:38:06 PM »
Quote from: sarcasm on January 25, 2006, 01:36:56 PM
sounds like you should just call that gym "the Sausage Factory", oh brother.

HAHAHA
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006, 01:38:15 PM »
DeaD-WeighT Co.

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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 01:39:14 PM »
These gyms would go out of business in a hurry.  You can't run a successful gym with the handful of gym rats that you will attract.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2006, 01:41:50 PM »
Quote from: J.C.HICKS on January 25, 2006, 01:38:15 PM
DeaD-WeighT Co.

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hmmm sounds like you've been planning this.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2006, 01:44:15 PM »
the more good looking vagina that comes into a gym the more people will join.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2006, 01:46:16 PM »
yeah thats true.....some guys at my gym will stop their workout because they think they have some kinda chance at these girls! ha.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2006, 01:49:46 PM »
Quote from: bald on January 25, 2006, 01:39:14 PM
These gyms would go out of business in a hurry.  You can't run a successful gym with the handful of gym rats that you will attract.

beat me to the punch with that one.  this is more like "if you won the lottery and had already bought your car, house, entertainment, and wardrobe and decided to open a gym with the rest..."
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2006, 01:54:33 PM »
Hey guys , hey said "making a profit" was not a big deal so of course it wouldn't do well.  But it'd be it'd be fun
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2006, 01:57:11 PM »
POWER 88'S GYM  ;)
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2006, 01:57:28 PM »
I would name it HARDCORE GYM.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2006, 01:57:56 PM »
Quote from: Disgusted on January 25, 2006, 01:57:28 PM
I would name it HARDCORE GYM.
i'm sure all the women will come running. ::)
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2006, 01:58:35 PM »
Ok, here is another question. Can a gym really be hardcore if it has female members? I started working out at a commercial gym in 1979. I can count on one hand the number of girls I have ever seen work out and put effort into it. Mainly they are eye candy. They eat up valuable gym space and get in the way. 99.9% of the woman I have seen work out over the years belong at Curves and not a hardcore gym.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2006, 01:59:05 PM »
JIM
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2006, 01:59:23 PM »
Quote from: sarcasm on January 25, 2006, 01:57:56 PM
i'm sure all the women will come running. ::)

No running allowed in my gym.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2006, 01:59:30 PM »
Bluto's.  ::)

Or no name, just a anonymous steel door.

Or I'll open two.

One called Bigger and Deffer only playing rap music.

And one called Hail and Kill only playing 80's metal.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2006, 02:00:54 PM »
yeah but you train at a gym thats all guys no problem that gets you into your workout....then in teh evening you go out to the clubs and thats where you hit on the girls....my buddy was doing a heavy set of bench presses...a chick with teh hottest ass walked by him...in teh middle of his set he turned his head to look at her ass.....something popped and its been hurting him ever since....that was 4 years ago.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2006, 02:01:03 PM »
Quote from: bmacsys on January 25, 2006, 01:58:35 PM
Ok, here is another question. Can a gym really be hardcore if it has female members? I started working out at a commercial gym in 1979. I can count on one hand the number of girls I have ever seen work out and put effort into it. Mainly they are eye candy. They eat up valuable gym space and get in the way. 99.9% of the woman I have seen work out over the years belong at Curves and not a hardcore gym.
this is the gayest post i've ever read, i'll bet you offer to give guys post workout massages and "nitrogen balance" checks, hahahaha.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2006, 02:02:36 PM »
Quote from: Disgusted on January 25, 2006, 01:59:23 PM
No running allowed in my gym.
hahaha
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2006, 02:02:52 PM »
But none of my suggestions would probably make a lot of money, so then I'll have to open a third gym:

Gay Gym

I'll hire M1 as a interior decorator and have him put gigantic posters on the walls with Gustavos "awesome J-lo like glutes"  ::)
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2006, 02:03:00 PM »
All women in my gym would be required to take steroids and would have to prove it by displaying their girly penis and not shaving for 2 days.
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2006, 02:03:26 PM »
when do we start building  8)
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Re: If you could open up a hardcore gym---What would you name it?
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2006, 02:04:25 PM »
gross
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