I'm not a big fan of the urinal. I don't know if my piss stream is too strong, but I don't like the deflection of urine onto my clothes.You're standing too close. Epic beta move.
You're standing too close. Epic beta move.
Erroneous! The piss is hitting my shins mostly, so I'm obviously standing far back enough. I don't care if anybody sees my average sized dong
Tell me what I'm doing wrong here.
???
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A young tough stood at the urinal,
Wearing raunchy jeans
A Levis jacket with the white fleece collar,
Trashy Kmart workboots,
A head of wavy blonde hair.
As he man-pissed,
He released a long hissing fart.
Sounded like a radiator.
Erroneous! The piss is hitting my shins mostly, so I'm obviously standing far back enough. I don't care if anybody sees my average sized dong
Tell me what I'm doing wrong here.
???
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I'm not a big fan of the urinal. I don't know if my piss stream is too strong, but I don't like the deflection of urine onto my clothes.
Erroneous! The piss is hitting my shins mostly, so I'm obviously standing far back enough. I don't care if anybody sees my average sized dong
Tell me what I'm doing wrong here.
???
(http://dis.resized.images.s3.amazonaws.com/540x310/67660.jpeg)
Any connection to Branch?
That's why owning land should be every real mans true goal.
Wake up in the morning with a raging morning wood hard on, step right out there on the back porch for that first hearty piss of the day, arc it a mile in the air and nobody is the wiser.
Yeah what do you do the remainder of the day then, go inside the cabin and jack off in your precious solitude?Sounds like a plan!
Sounds like a plan!
Cant use them. Who wants to flop their dick out next to strangers or someone you know if its at work or something having to stare straight ahead like its ok. I wonder who invented the urinal forcing men to flop their meat out next to each other, no one decided to remove the cubicle walls in the womens bogs so they could see each other going. Strangest invention ever imo
Cant use them. Who wants to flop their dick out next to strangers or someone you know if its at work or something having to stare straight ahead like its ok. I wonder who invented the urinal forcing men to flop their meat out next to each other, no one decided to remove the cubicle walls in the womens bogs so they could see each other going. Strangest invention ever imo
I'm still waiting for the punch line
Juruth making a "The Urinal"-thread. That's the punchline.
Everyone knows what's in the thread without clicking.
As soon as i saw a thread called The Urinal, i knew, hah must be Juruth that made it!
Small penis, outed
I remember last year when I went into the toilets of a shopping centre. It was totally empty and there were around a dozen urinals lined in a row. I just went to one at the end. Some guy then walked in and instead of using one of the urinals on the opposite end, he went straight to the urinal right next to the one I was using. ;D
Made me feel a bit uneasy. :D
You felt uneasy because you where getting an erection, I am sure your next move was to wink at the guy and go into the bathroom stall.
I remember last year when I went into the toilets of a shopping centre. It was totally empty and there were around a dozen urinals lined in a row. I just went to one at the end. Some guy then walked in and instead of using one of the urinals on the opposite end, he went straight to the urinal right next to the one I was using. ;D
Made me feel a bit uneasy. :D
Top 3 urinal nightmares:
1. Borderline circle jerk with high potential for eye to eye and eye to cock contact.
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lolWell, I've been using it to drain my baby lizard. No wonder I get weird stares every time.
I believe this is for washing your hands :D
That's why owning land should be every real mans true goal.
Wake up in the morning with a raging morning wood hard on, step right out there on the back porch for that first hearty piss of the day, arc it a mile in the air and nobody is the wiser.
Well, I've been using it to drain my baby lizard. No wonder I get weird stares every time.
The oops how did I get here urinal.Soo.... You aim for the mouth? (Yes homo) :-X
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The oops how did I get here urinal.
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