The Urinal

[Juruth]

A young tough stood at the urinal,
Wearing raunchy jeans
A Levis jacket with the white fleece collar,
Trashy Kmart workboots,
A head of wavy blonde hair.
As he man-pissed,
He released a long hissing fart.
Sounded like a radiator.

[Lustral]

What does a radiator sound like?

[the trainer]

[Rambone]

I'm not a big fan of the urinal. I don't know if my piss stream is too strong, but I don't like the deflection of urine onto my clothes.

[HTexan]

I'm not a big fan of the urinal. I don't know if my piss stream is too strong, but I don't like the deflection of urine onto my clothes.

You're standing too close. Epic beta move.

[Rambone]

You're standing too close. Epic beta move.

Erroneous! The piss is hitting my shins mostly, so I'm obviously standing far back enough. I don't care if anybody sees my average sized dong

Tell me what I'm doing wrong here.

 

[TEMPER]

Erroneous! The piss is hitting my shins mostly, so I'm obviously standing far back enough. I don't care if anybody sees my average sized dong

Tell me what I'm doing wrong here.

 

[Dr Kincaid]

A young tough stood at the urinal,
Wearing raunchy jeans
A Levis jacket with the white fleece collar,
Trashy Kmart workboots,
A head of wavy blonde hair.
As he man-pissed,
He released a long hissing fart.
Sounded like a radiator.

Any connection to Branch?

[Primemuscle]

Erroneous! The piss is hitting my shins mostly, so I'm obviously standing far back enough. I don't care if anybody sees my average sized dong

Tell me what I'm doing wrong here.

 

Looking to get fucked or something?

[polychronopolous]

I'm not a big fan of the urinal. I don't know if my piss stream is too strong, but I don't like the deflection of urine onto my clothes.

That's why owning land should be every real mans true goal.

Wake up in the morning with a raging morning wood hard on, step right out there on the back porch for that first hearty piss of the day, arc it a mile in the air and nobody is the wiser.

[PORKY]

 

[38-26-40]

I'm still waiting for the punch line

[POB]

Nothing I like more than pulling up to the ole meat troff at the ball park 

[Skorp1o]

FAO Falco:

This is how you spell "Urinal" 

[phreak]

[Skeletor]

Erroneous! The piss is hitting my shins mostly, so I'm obviously standing far back enough. I don't care if anybody sees my average sized dong

Tell me what I'm doing wrong here.

 

[nzmusclemonster]

Any connection to Branch?

Yes and who is pissing in daddy's slippers.

[Papper]

That's why owning land should be every real mans true goal.

Wake up in the morning with a raging morning wood hard on, step right out there on the back porch for that first hearty piss of the day, arc it a mile in the air and nobody is the wiser.

Yeah what do you do the remainder of the day then, go inside the cabin and jack off in your precious solitude?

[phreak]

Yeah what do you do the remainder of the day then, go inside the cabin and jack off in your precious solitude?

Sounds like a plan!

[hench]

Cant use them. Who wants to flop their dick out next to strangers or someone you know if its at work or something having to stare straight ahead like its ok. I wonder who invented the urinal forcing men to flop their meat out next to each other, no one decided to remove the cubicle walls in the womens bogs so they could see each other going. Strangest invention ever imo

[Papper]

Sounds like a plan!

All beta

 

[_bruce_]

Cant use them. Who wants to flop their dick out next to strangers or someone you know if its at work or something having to stare straight ahead like its ok. I wonder who invented the urinal forcing men to flop their meat out next to each other, no one decided to remove the cubicle walls in the womens bogs so they could see each other going. Strangest invention ever imo

x2

[Sophus]

Cant use them. Who wants to flop their dick out next to strangers or someone you know if its at work or something having to stare straight ahead like its ok. I wonder who invented the urinal forcing men to flop their meat out next to each other, no one decided to remove the cubicle walls in the womens bogs so they could see each other going. Strangest invention ever imo

Small penis, outed

[Kwon_2]

I'm still waiting for the punch line

Juruth making a "The Urinal"-thread. That's the punchline.


Everyone knows what's in the thread without clicking.


As soon as i saw a thread called The Urinal, i knew, hah must be Juruth that made it!

[Roger Bacon]

Juruth making a "The Urinal"-thread. That's the punchline.


Everyone knows what's in the thread without clicking.


As soon as i saw a thread called The Urinal, i knew, hah must be Juruth that made it!

(RONNIE)