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Title: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Andy Griffin on June 24, 2014, 04:08:23 PM
So there is this real porker of a woman that comes to our pool with her fat husband and two fat sons.  For the past 2 years, she's been talking smack about studying "computers" and being on her way to "big money."

She finished school and got what she referred to as a "computer job."  It lasted less than a week.

Now she is working at a Wal-Mart ... and to make matters worse, she didn't get hired at the Wal-Mart that is 2 miles from our neighborhood...it's 45 minutes away.

She won't recover.

I apologize in advance for not posting the pussy shots.

Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Quickerblade on June 24, 2014, 04:15:19 PM
So there is this real porker of a woman that comes to our pool with her fat husband and two fat sons.  For the past 2 years, she's been talking smack about studying "computers" and being on her way to "big money."

She finished school and got what she referred to as a "computer job."  It lasted less than a week.

Now she is working at a Wal-Mart ... and to make matters worse, she didn't get hired at the Wal-Mart that is 2 miles from our neighborhood...it's 45 minutes away.

She won't recover.

I apologize in advance for not posting the pussy shots.



was she fired from the computer gig or did she realise the pay was fucked
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Andy Griffin on June 24, 2014, 04:18:05 PM
was she fired from the computer gig or did she realise the pay was fucked

I heard conflicting stories...she said she was "sexually harassed" at work, yet refuses to either try to file suit or complain because she "doesn't want to sink to their level."  ::)

But I have heard from others that she was either fired, or found out she would be fired one day and walked off the job. 
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Hulkotron on June 24, 2014, 04:19:53 PM
Have you mounted this whale?
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Quickerblade on June 24, 2014, 04:22:18 PM
I heard conflicting stories...she said she was "sexually harassed" at work, yet refuses to either try to file suit or complain because she "doesn't want to sink to their level."  ::)

But I have heard from others that she was either fired, or found out she would be fired one day and walked off the job. 


"sexually harassed" Oh Brother.
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: ChopperRider on June 24, 2014, 04:23:28 PM
So there is this real porker of a woman that comes to our pool with her fat husband and two fat sons.  For the past 2 years, she's been talking smack about studying "computers" and being on her way to "big money."

She finished school and got what she referred to as a "computer job."  It lasted less than a week.

Now she is working at a Wal-Mart ... and to make matters worse, she didn't get hired at the Wal-Mart that is 2 miles from our neighborhood...it's 45 minutes away.

She won't recover.

I apologize in advance for not posting the pussy shots.


Didn't pass the hiring drug test?
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Lustral on June 24, 2014, 04:23:38 PM
"sexually harassed" Oh Brother.

Chased with a harpoon, it's a phallic symbol.
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Andy Griffin on June 24, 2014, 04:23:57 PM
Have you mounted this whale?

You have incorrectly assumed me to be black.
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Quickerblade on June 24, 2014, 04:24:57 PM
who the fuck sexually harasses ugly fat women.

Sexual harassment is OK, Sexual Assault not so OK.
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Andy Griffin on June 24, 2014, 04:26:00 PM
Didn't pass the hiring drug test?

Probably not the case but I suppose that's possible.

Although the only thing she'd likely overdosed on is Fudge Ripple Ice Cream.
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Lustral on June 24, 2014, 04:26:47 PM
who the fuck sexually harasses ugly fat women.

Sexual harassment is OK, Sexual Assault not so OK.




PS It's in her head.
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Andy Griffin on June 24, 2014, 04:27:40 PM
who the fuck sexually harasses ugly fat women.

Sexual harassment is OK, Sexual Assault not so OK.

haha

She reminds me of a fatty who once accused me of undressing her with my eyes.  I told her that that would take years.  
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: calfzilla on June 24, 2014, 04:30:08 PM
Did you ask her why she consistently takes in excess calories which the body stores as extra fat to be used as energy in case of famine?
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Andy Griffin on June 24, 2014, 04:35:58 PM
Did you ask her why she consistently takes in excess calories which the body stores as extra fat to be used as energy in case of famine?

I once asked her husband if he even lifts, but I rarely address her directly because she would mistake my compassion for desire and I ain't havin' it.
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: ChopperRider on June 24, 2014, 04:37:32 PM
I once asked her husband if he even lifts, but I rarely address her directly because she would mistake my compassion for desire and I ain't havin' it.


Why do you live within 2 miles of a WalMart?

What color is the wood paneling in your double-wide?
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Princess L on June 24, 2014, 04:52:00 PM
Probably not the case but I suppose that's possible.

Although the only thing she'd likely overdosed on is Fudge Ripple Ice Cream.


Sounds quite yummy right about now!
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Andy Griffin on June 24, 2014, 04:55:34 PM
Why do you live within 2 miles of a WalMart?

What color is the wood paneling in your double-wide?


Fair enough question but Wal-Mart's are everywhere.  I live in a college town.
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: wolfrittner on June 24, 2014, 04:59:35 PM
Is it her?
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Andy Griffin on June 24, 2014, 05:00:33 PM
Is it her?

That girl is Karen Carpenter compared to my neighbor. 
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Mr Anabolic on June 24, 2014, 05:09:04 PM
That girl is Karen Carpenter compared to my neighbor. 

She must be a 700 pounder.
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: Lustral on June 24, 2014, 05:14:02 PM
She must be a 700 pounder.

I would hurl a brick at a beast like that if I ever saw one. We get fat people here but not American fat.
Title: Re: Neighbor Owned
Post by: wolfrittner on June 24, 2014, 05:18:41 PM
She must be a 700 pounder.
Ok, they are on their way everybody just relax.