Neighbor Owned

[Andy Griffin]

So there is this real porker of a woman that comes to our pool with her fat husband and two fat sons.  For the past 2 years, she's been talking smack about studying "computers" and being on her way to "big money."

She finished school and got what she referred to as a "computer job."  It lasted less than a week.

Now she is working at a Wal-Mart ... and to make matters worse, she didn't get hired at the Wal-Mart that is 2 miles from our neighborhood...it's 45 minutes away.

She won't recover.

I apologize in advance for not posting the pussy shots.

[Quickerblade]

So there is this real porker of a woman that comes to our pool with her fat husband and two fat sons.  For the past 2 years, she's been talking smack about studying "computers" and being on her way to "big money."

She finished school and got what she referred to as a "computer job."  It lasted less than a week.

Now she is working at a Wal-Mart ... and to make matters worse, she didn't get hired at the Wal-Mart that is 2 miles from our neighborhood...it's 45 minutes away.

She won't recover.

I apologize in advance for not posting the pussy shots.

was she fired from the computer gig or did she realise the pay was fucked

[Andy Griffin]

was she fired from the computer gig or did she realise the pay was fucked

I heard conflicting stories...she said she was "sexually harassed" at work, yet refuses to either try to file suit or complain because she "doesn't want to sink to their level." 

But I have heard from others that she was either fired, or found out she would be fired one day and walked off the job. 

[Hulkotron]

Have you mounted this whale?

[Quickerblade]

I heard conflicting stories...she said she was "sexually harassed" at work, yet refuses to either try to file suit or complain because she "doesn't want to sink to their level." 

But I have heard from others that she was either fired, or found out she would be fired one day and walked off the job. 

"sexually harassed" Oh Brother.

[ChopperRider]

So there is this real porker of a woman that comes to our pool with her fat husband and two fat sons.  For the past 2 years, she's been talking smack about studying "computers" and being on her way to "big money."

She finished school and got what she referred to as a "computer job."  It lasted less than a week.

Now she is working at a Wal-Mart ... and to make matters worse, she didn't get hired at the Wal-Mart that is 2 miles from our neighborhood...it's 45 minutes away.

She won't recover.

I apologize in advance for not posting the pussy shots.

Didn't pass the hiring drug test?

[Lustral]

"sexually harassed" Oh Brother.

Chased with a harpoon, it's a phallic symbol.

[Andy Griffin]

Have you mounted this whale?

You have incorrectly assumed me to be black.

[Quickerblade]

who the fuck sexually harasses ugly fat women.

Sexual harassment is OK, Sexual Assault not so OK.

[Andy Griffin]

Didn't pass the hiring drug test?

Probably not the case but I suppose that's possible.

Although the only thing she'd likely overdosed on is Fudge Ripple Ice Cream.

[Lustral]

who the fuck sexually harasses ugly fat women.

Sexual harassment is OK, Sexual Assault not so OK.

PS It's in her head.

[Andy Griffin]

who the fuck sexually harasses ugly fat women.

Sexual harassment is OK, Sexual Assault not so OK.

haha

She reminds me of a fatty who once accused me of undressing her with my eyes.  I told her that that would take years.  

[calfzilla]

Did you ask her why she consistently takes in excess calories which the body stores as extra fat to be used as energy in case of famine?

[Andy Griffin]

Did you ask her why she consistently takes in excess calories which the body stores as extra fat to be used as energy in case of famine?

I once asked her husband if he even lifts, but I rarely address her directly because she would mistake my compassion for desire and I ain't havin' it.

[ChopperRider]

I once asked her husband if he even lifts, but I rarely address her directly because she would mistake my compassion for desire and I ain't havin' it.

Why do you live within 2 miles of a WalMart?

What color is the wood paneling in your double-wide?

[Princess L]

Probably not the case but I suppose that's possible.

Although the only thing she'd likely overdosed on is Fudge Ripple Ice Cream.

Sounds quite yummy right about now!

[Andy Griffin]

Why do you live within 2 miles of a WalMart?

What color is the wood paneling in your double-wide?

Fair enough question but Wal-Mart's are everywhere.  I live in a college town.

[wolfrittner]

Is it her?

[Andy Griffin]

Is it her?

That girl is Karen Carpenter compared to my neighbor. 

[Mr Anabolic]

That girl is Karen Carpenter compared to my neighbor. 

She must be a 700 pounder.

[Lustral]

She must be a 700 pounder.

I would hurl a brick at a beast like that if I ever saw one. We get fat people here but not American fat.

[wolfrittner]

She must be a 700 pounder.

Ok, they are on their way everybody just relax.