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Title: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Royalty on July 02, 2014, 03:40:34 AM
Phil referred to Kai as "Grapefruit For Life". Phil obviously views Kai as a creepy sexual deviant. How will Kai respond to being dissed online by current Mr O?

Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 02, 2014, 03:48:39 AM
Kai will hold an interview saying that him and the grapefruit are now separated but remain good friends and wish each other the best.
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Archer77 on July 02, 2014, 03:51:06 AM
Kai will argue the grapefruit was completely ripe at the time of its juicing.
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Papper on July 02, 2014, 03:52:26 AM
Well... I could fuck a fruit for the right money but I would never accept a girly frame

(no homo)
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 02, 2014, 04:20:30 AM
Kai will not comment on this issue. Ever.
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Parker on July 02, 2014, 04:24:35 AM
Phil referred to Kai as "Grapefruit For Life". Phil obviously views Kai as a creepy sexual deviant. How will Kai respond to being dissed online by current Mr O?
Kai will not respond, but will hold it all in and "playfully" deck Phil, and say, "You are my grapefruit now." Phil will respond with the "it's just trash talking..." And claim that he was disrespected, and then file charges later on, after talking it over with his wife, trainer, and God.
There then maybe a pic of Kai in handcuffs, and a pic in possibly a orange jumpsuit. Getbig will then make further comments.

All this, over a grapefruit.
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on July 02, 2014, 05:45:30 AM
Kai will not respond, but will hold it all in and "playfully" deck Phil, and say, "You are my grapefruit now." Phil will respond with the "it's just trash talking..." And claim that he was disrespected, and then file charges later on, after talking it over with his wife, trainer, and God.
There then maybe a pic of Kai in handcuffs, and a pic in possibly a orange jumpsuit. Getbig will then make further comments.

All this, over a grapefruit.
:D
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: gracie bjj on July 02, 2014, 06:45:34 AM
i drink grapefruit juice an hr before i take my meds
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Man of Steel on July 02, 2014, 06:47:04 AM
Kai will not respond, but will hold it all in and "playfully" deck Phil, and say, "You are my grapefruit now." Phil will respond with the "it's just trash talking..." And claim that he was disrespected, and then file charges later on, after talking it over with his wife, trainer, and God.
There then maybe a pic of Kai in handcuffs, and a pic in possibly a orange jumpsuit. Getbig will then make further comments.

All this, over a grapefruit.



Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: wolfrittner on July 02, 2014, 07:02:49 AM
Kai had sex with the Grapefruit for money(and loved it)! It will fallow him for the rest of his life. Who in his right mind will fuck a grapefruit in front of gay man and make a video??? Who?

Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Parker on July 02, 2014, 07:20:54 AM
(http://www.pittmandavis.com/articles/citrus/grapefruit.jpg)
(http://manupchicago.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/M4L.gif)
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 02, 2014, 07:31:20 AM
Kai is a man that understands the benefits of Grapefruit. I say he is above the curve and the rest have yet to catch on.

Let's review...

Grapefruit has:

Vitamin C ~ A great antioxidant that promotes cardiovascular health by preventing the oxidation of cholesterol. Whether or not topical application of grapefruit allows for absorption of Vitamin C is still in question, but who wants their penile arteries stuffed with Cholesterol?

Carotenoids ~ These plant-based compounds have many disease-preventing properties. Who wants a disease-ridden cock?

Limonoids ~ Limonoids help control the activity of genes in cancer cells, activating genes that promote cancer cell death. Who wants penile cancer?

Pectin fiber ~ The soluble pectin fiber contained in grapefruit may slow down the development of atherosclerosis. Who wants a cock that suffers from atherosclerosis?

Clearly, Grapefruit is meant to be eaten, but one can not dismiss the potential for both topical and urethra absorption being viable options.

Kai is just much smarter than the rest of the IFBB pros.

"1"
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Simple Simon on July 02, 2014, 07:32:10 AM
Kai is a man that understands the benefits of Grapefruit. I say he is above the curve and the rest have yet to catch on.

Let's review...

Grapefruit has:

Vitamin C ~ A great antioxidant that promotes cardiovascular health by preventing the oxidation of cholesterol. Whether or not topical application of grapefruit allows for absorption of Vitamin C is still in question, but who wants their penile arteries stuffed with Cholesterol?

Carotenoids ~ These plant-based compounds have many disease-preventing properties. Who wants a disease-ridden cock?

Limonoids ~ Limonoids help control the activity of genes in cancer cells, activating genes that promote cancer cell death. Who wants penile cancer?

Pectin fiber ~ The soluble pectin fiber contained in grapefruit may slow down the development of atherosclerosis. Who wants a cock that suffers from atherosclerosis?

Clearly, Grapefruit is meant to be eaten, but one can not dismiss the potential for both topical and urethra absorption being viable options.

Kai is just much smarter than the rest of the IFBB pros.

"1"

And all adequately absorbed through the bell end.
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Archer77 on July 02, 2014, 07:33:21 AM
Kai is a man that understands the benefits of Grapefruit. I say he is above the curve and the rest have yet to catch on.

Let's review...

Grapefruit has:

Vitamin C ~ A great antioxidant that promotes cardiovascular health by preventing the oxidation of cholesterol. Whether or not topical application of grapefruit allows for absorption of Vitamin C is still in question, but who wants their penile arteries stuffed with Cholesterol?

Carotenoids ~ These plant-based compounds have many disease-preventing properties. Who wants a disease-ridden cock?

Limonoids ~ Limonoids help control the activity of genes in cancer cells, activating genes that promote cancer cell death. Who wants penile cancer?

Pectin fiber ~ The soluble pectin fiber contained in grapefruit may slow down the development of atherosclerosis. Who wants a cock that suffers from atherosclerosis?

Clearly, Grapefruit is meant to be eaten, but one can not dismiss the potential for both topical and urethra absorption being viable options.

Kai is just much smarter than the rest of the IFBB pros.

"1"

In exchange the grapefruit received an antibiotic resistant form of syphilis
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Parker on July 02, 2014, 07:37:16 AM
Kai is a man that understands the benefits of Grapefruit. I say he is above the curve and the rest have yet to catch on.

Let's review...

Grapefruit has:

Vitamin C ~ A great antioxidant that promotes cardiovascular health by preventing the oxidation of cholesterol. Whether or not topical application of grapefruit allows for absorption of Vitamin C is still in question, but who wants their penile arteries stuffed with Cholesterol?

Carotenoids ~ These plant-based compounds have many disease-preventing properties. Who wants a disease-ridden cock?

Limonoids ~ Limonoids help control the activity of genes in cancer cells, activating genes that promote cancer cell death. Who wants penile cancer?

Pectin fiber ~ The soluble pectin fiber contained in grapefruit may slow down the development of atherosclerosis. Who wants a cock that suffers from atherosclerosis?

Clearly, Grapefruit is meant to be eaten, but one can not dismiss the potential for both topical and urethra absorption being viable options.

Kai is just much smarter than the rest of the IFBB pros
.

"1"
Kai Greene's follow up to the legendary James Allen book, "As A Man Thinketh", will be available this fall.
It was titled "As A Man Penetrateth", but has now been changed to "A Man, A Grapefruit, And A Purpose".
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 02, 2014, 07:47:28 AM
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Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 02, 2014, 07:49:36 AM
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Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: TrueGrit on July 02, 2014, 07:49:45 AM
Forget grapefruits. It's all about towels.

(http://oi57.tinypic.com/6531qx.jpg)
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: the trainer on July 02, 2014, 09:37:19 AM
The delicate art of grapefruit fucking.

Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: 240 is Back on July 02, 2014, 10:57:17 AM
wow
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 02, 2014, 11:15:25 AM
Forget grapefruits. It's all about towels.

(http://oi57.tinypic.com/6531qx.jpg)

Smelly Mel?
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Primemuscle on July 02, 2014, 11:27:47 AM
i drink grapefruit juice an hr before i take my meds

Interesting. Many meds carry a warning about not consuming grapefruit juice with them.
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: denarii on July 02, 2014, 12:05:30 PM
on md chic said he would ask kai about this in the O participant presss conf...
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: Royalty on July 02, 2014, 12:15:50 PM
on md chic said he would ask kai about this in the O participant presss conf...

Are you joking?
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: chaos on July 02, 2014, 12:19:16 PM
(http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/jean-machi-fart1.gif)
Kosher hebrew of peace.
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: gracie bjj on July 02, 2014, 01:17:33 PM
Interesting. Many meds carry a warning about not consuming grapefruit juice with them.

yeah if u want to get the most outta your meds use grapefruit juice an hr before, I use methadone once in awhile for pain n I use the grapefruit juice to enhance the opiate effect ;)
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: denarii on July 02, 2014, 01:20:03 PM
Are you joking?

no, go read the thread
Title: Re: -Grapefruit For Life-
Post by: D.O.A. on July 02, 2014, 08:03:52 PM
Good! The Grapefruit joke. Every time Kai says something I would bring it up! I think its the greatest thing that happened to Bodybuilding. Thank you Kai ;D