My girl was about to hop in the shower and I asked a simple request... To cum on her ass. I mean, what's the big deal, she's gonna take a shower in a few secs anyway. But I asked a few times and she said I was disgusting and borderline sexual pervert.
But wtf? What's the big deal? I'm not asking her to fuck her ass.
Guess I watch too much porn.
May I ask why on her ass and not in her mouth ???
Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!Something tells me the OP is the kind of guy to get married simply because a girl fucked him once.
Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!
My girl was about to hop in the shower and I asked a simple request... To cum on her ass. I mean, what's the big deal, she's gonna take a shower in a few secs anyway. But I asked a few times and she said I was disgusting and borderline sexual pervert.Looks like she already had some earlier in the day.
But wtf? What's the big deal? I'm not asking her to fuck her ass.
Guess I watch too much porn.
Looks like she already had some earlier in the day.
No need to take it personal, but would you watch the same movie twice in a row?
Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!
Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!
Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!yeah,I know,I`m married too. :(
Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!
May I ask why on her ass and not in her ass ???
Nick Toscani's abs never said no did they? Man up bro
My girl was about to hop in the shower and I asked a simple request... To cum on her ass. I mean, what's the big deal, she's gonna take a shower in a few secs anyway. But I asked a few times and she said I was disgusting and borderline sexual pervert.
But wtf? What's the big deal? I'm not asking her to fuck her ass.
Guess I watch too much porn.
Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!
Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!
Even if she asked me to lick her ass, I would.
Simple request, just lay there for 2-3 mins while I play with your ass and busy a nut on it. I'm not asking her to shove my fist in her ass or anything that takes any effort on her part.
She says, we just had sex yesterday, and I'm like yeah that was yesterday. I guess the 500 mg test ain't helping either.
Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!
Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!
Three things:
1. I'm glad I'm not the only one
2. drop to 250mg. The physique suffers a bit, but constantly NOT thinking about sex and getting rebuffed by the wife brings a certain mental freedom. 500mg isn't worth the hassle. I constantly feel like a 15 year old boy at a school dance; ready to go, and not a chance of scoring. In fact, I actually enjoy coming off when I have, like, zero test. Just so I can stop thinking about sex. The wife actually starts coming on to me, which is weird for us. But it's only maybe once every 4-6 weeks. That's her battery charge life. It is sad. If I didn't chase her around the house, she'd be happy with sex 6-8 times a year. Brutal. I mean, it's free for christ's sake! I'm not the worst person in the world at it. Last time I checked, it's fun and feels good. What the hell holds women back from taking advantage of this? I will never understand them.
3. have you heard of xhamster.com? You're welcome.
Even if she asked me to lick her ass, I would.
Simple request, just lay there for 2-3 mins while I play with your ass and busy a nut on it. I'm not asking her to shove my fist in her ass or anything that takes any effort on her part.
She says, we just had sex yesterday, and I'm like yeah that was yesterday. I guess the 500 mg test ain't helping either.
I just pull it out and shoot it wherever oj her.
My wife is just happy when I actually pull out and she doesn't have to deal with cum leaking out of her for day/s (depending on how many loads ive dropped in her vag).
Feels wayyyy better in the vag though. Oh well, makes going down on her way nicer
Three things:
1. I'm glad I'm not the only one
2. drop to 250mg. The physique suffers a bit, but constantly NOT thinking about sex and getting rebuffed by the wife brings a certain mental freedom. 500mg isn't worth the hassle. I constantly feel like a 15 year old boy at a school dance; ready to go, and not a chance of scoring. In fact, I actually enjoy coming off when I have, like, zero test. Just so I can stop thinking about sex. The wife actually starts coming on to me, which is weird for us. But it's only maybe once every 4-6 weeks. That's her battery charge life. It is sad. If I didn't chase her around the house, she'd be happy with sex 6-8 times a year. Brutal. I mean, it's free for christ's sake! I'm not the worst person in the world at it. Last time I checked, it's fun and feels good. What the hell holds women back from taking advantage of this? I will never understand them.
3. have you heard of xhamster.com? You're welcome.
Wow...this thread makes me sad for a lot of you. I'm sorry! Anything you both did together sexually before marriage, should never stop after marriage. Actually, you should be doing more of it, and trying new things. I know I get bored REALLY fast if sex becomes a chore rather than a time of fun.Seems like most girls like to be kind of "pushed" into it anyways. (Obviously not if they're not into you)
I'm hoping if I ever get married, I can get my husband to keep up with me. Then again, I wouldn't marry him if he couldn't lol :)
Oh...and.....don't ask for it. Just start it up. If she bitches, bitch right back. If she can bitch at you about what she DOESN'T want, then you can bitch about what you DO want. It's only fair.
My girl was about to hop in the shower and I asked a simple request... To cum on her ass. I mean, what's the big deal, she's gonna take a shower in a few secs anyway. But I asked a few times and she said I was disgusting and borderline sexual pervert.
But wtf? What's the big deal? I'm not asking her to fuck her ass.
Guess I watch too much porn.
Yeah this validates my none believe in marriage!
Seems like most girls like to be kind of "pushed" into it anyways. (Obviously not if they're not into you)
Gotta be careful with that though, this day and age i wouldnt do that to anyone but my wife, you're liable to get the girl hot and bothered and then wind uo in jail for rape the next day when she decides she really didnt want to fuck you.
Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!
Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!
Three things:
1. I'm glad I'm not the only one
2. drop to 250mg. The physique suffers a bit, but constantly NOT thinking about sex and getting rebuffed by the wife brings a certain mental freedom. 500mg isn't worth the hassle. I constantly feel like a 15 year old boy at a school dance; ready to go, and not a chance of scoring. In fact, I actually enjoy coming off when I have, like, zero test. Just so I can stop thinking about sex. The wife actually starts coming on to me, which is weird for us. But it's only maybe once every 4-6 weeks. That's her battery charge life. It is sad. If I didn't chase her around the house, she'd be happy with sex 6-8 times a year. Brutal. I mean, it's free for christ's sake! I'm not the worst person in the world at it. Last time I checked, it's fun and feels good. What the hell holds women back from taking advantage of this? I will never understand them.
3. have you heard of xhamster.com? You're welcome.
I guess girls need to feel connected to have sex
Guys need sex to feel connected
Three things:
1. I'm glad I'm not the only one
2. drop to 250mg. The physique suffers a bit, but constantly NOT thinking about sex and getting rebuffed by the wife brings a certain mental freedom. 500mg isn't worth the hassle. I constantly feel like a 15 year old boy at a school dance; ready to go, and not a chance of scoring. In fact, I actually enjoy coming off when I have, like, zero test. Just so I can stop thinking about sex. The wife actually starts coming on to me, which is weird for us. But it's only maybe once every 4-6 weeks. That's her battery charge life. It is sad. If I didn't chase her around the house, she'd be happy with sex 6-8 times a year. Brutal. I mean, it's free for christ's sake! I'm not the worst person in the world at it. Last time I checked, it's fun and feels good. What the hell holds women back from taking advantage of this? I will never understand them.
3. have you heard of xhamster.com? You're welcome.
You see, where I come from, 'my girl' refers to a daughter. I hope you mean your lady or woman. Pedo of peace ::)
Three things:
1. I'm glad I'm not the only one
2. drop to 250mg. The physique suffers a bit, but constantly NOT thinking about sex and getting rebuffed by the wife brings a certain mental freedom. 500mg isn't worth the hassle. I constantly feel like a 15 year old boy at a school dance; ready to go, and not a chance of scoring. In fact, I actually enjoy coming off when I have, like, zero test. Just so I can stop thinking about sex. The wife actually starts coming on to me, which is weird for us. But it's only maybe once every 4-6 weeks. That's her battery charge life. It is sad. If I didn't chase her around the house, she'd be happy with sex 6-8 times a year. Brutal. I mean, it's free for christ's sake! I'm not the worst person in the world at it. Last time I checked, it's fun and feels good. What the hell holds women back from taking advantage of this? I will never understand them.
3. have you heard of xhamster.com? You're welcome.
Been with gf 5 years so basically wifed, she has a great sex drive. Some wine and she is a rapist, I love it.
I also hate when gf says no, normally before we go to the gym when I see her changing. Soon as I see those chocolate nipples I lose self-control and hop on her. Sometimes I get some but normally I get the "I don't want to shower before gym" reason (excuse?).
Ah it's a good way to be, if you always got what you want things would become boring. I say no to her at times, usually when I'm so pissed I couldn't touch my nose if you paid me a million euros.
all those things mean you two really want each other. LOL "too much sex in a relationship" ::)
it's understandable not to fuck when one is pissed, but next time the make up sex will be even better.
I don't know about the 7 billion people, but a good relationship should be able to have sex all the time, and sometimes not even once and not be all paranoid about it.
I'm on test so I orgasm 2-3 times/day on average. I see a day without sex as a long time, always laugh smugly when I hear surveys say the average couple has sex once in a blue moon.
I've gone on about it in another long thread. Got lots of good advice too from some great people on the board, which I appreciate.
It's not a precursor for divorce for me. Just a precursor for general frustration. If every man dumped his wife whenever he was frustrated with her lack of desire, there'd be a shit ton more divorcing out there. Which is saying something, since people divorce like crazy these days. Lots of "starter husbands" and "figuring-it-out-wives".
There's a reason male comedians joke about the lack of sex in marriage; because it happens...a lot...to a great many guys. I just happen to be one of those guys, and my wife happens to be one of those women. She was very much a different person desire-wise before we had children. Kids changed everything. I can't fault her for that; kids do a number on any couple. It's not her fault if bearing kids fucked up her libido, or if having kids crawl all over her all day long ruins her mood.
I guess I like to hope she'll just suck it up and jump my bones even if she doesn't feel like it ("36" wrote as much in her post...her husband should NEVER let her go! LOL!). But my wife is not built that way, so this is as good as it gets. I've tried a whole littany of tactics...some have worked once or twice, but most fail over time to improve her desire. She's just changed. She's not less attentive or less caring or less nurturing or less happy...she's just less sexual since kids came along. I'll stay married to her because there's a bunch of other good stuff in the relationship. For better or worse...I've chosen her. We're both going to get old, and not at the same rate. It could have just as easily been me with less libido and hers going crazy...how bad would my life be if she dumped me and cheated on me because of it? I'd feel devastated. So I see it from her angle.
I lived through my teen years with nary a girlfriend to satisfy base desires. It's just like that again...no big deal. Sex with some random woman does little to excite me and is fraught with risk of disease, which scares the living shit of out of me. So there's no reason for me to stray. And I have little capacity to figure out how to make some new woman happy with me, so I have little desire to divorce and find someone new and special.
I'm going to stay married to her as long as she'll have me. She may not be the demon in the sack that I married, but it's my job as her husband to support her.
Put it another way; if she got cancer, and just didn't want to have sex anymore, and I dumped her, you'd all think I was about as low as a worm's belt buckle. So sure, she didn't get cancer (knock on wood). But her body changed on her, and she's probably not that impressed by it either. Husbands support wives through these things.
And one of these days, I'll turn 65 and my once proud manhood will go floppy as a windsock on a calm afternoon and will be completely unreceptive to her advances or physicality. It's my hope that she supports me through that period in my life as our sex life becomes contingent on how quickly the viagra makes me work. If I'm there for her, I think she's the type of woman who'll be there for me.
Life has to be about more than just how often you dip your breadstick in the soup.
Asking permission to jerk off on your wife's ass
and being told no.
Bring home an asian girl and keep her bruised.
If girls had the same sex drive as guys, the world would shut down, no one would ever leave their houses
Whereas most girls find penises ugly
Not ugly, just hilarious! ;D
The spectator experience is mutual ;)
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Bertha is the black zulu-lipped version. ;D