Author Topic: What's wrong with girls? (Read 8590 times)

theworm · « **on:** July 04, 2014, 04:29:46 AM »

My girl was about to hop in the shower and I asked a simple request... To cum on her ass. I mean, what's the big deal, she's gonna take a shower in a few secs anyway. But I asked a few times and she said I was disgusting and borderline sexual pervert.
But wtf? What's the big deal? I'm not asking her to fuck her ass.

Guess I watch too much porn.

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:31:40 AM »

Great story. Just enlightened my day. I'm off to take a piss. Falcon approved.

wes · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:33:12 AM »

May I ask why on her ass and not in her mouth

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:34:18 AM »

This was a really great post.

Be right back, Im going to go slam my dick in the door.

hench · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:37:09 AM »

Hmmm as far as i can see she should have felt grateful you wanted to do this. Sure she wouldn't like you busting on another birds arse

Quote from: theworm on July 04, 2014, 04:29:46 AM

My girl was about to hop in the shower and I asked a simple request... To cum on her ass. I mean, what's the big deal, she's gonna take a shower in a few secs anyway. But I asked a few times and she said I was disgusting and borderline sexual pervert.
But wtf? What's the big deal? I'm not asking her to fuck her ass.

Guess I watch too much porn.

theworm · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:38:10 AM »

Quote from: wes on July 04, 2014, 04:33:12 AM

May I ask why on her ass and not in her mouth

Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!

Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!

Shockwave · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:39:37 AM »

I just pull it out and shoot it wherever oj her.

My wife is just happy when I actually pull out and she doesn't have to deal with cum leaking out of her for day/s (depending on how many loads ive dropped in her vag).

Feels wayyyy better in the vag though. Oh well, makes going down on her way nicer

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:40:22 AM »

Quote from: theworm on July 04, 2014, 04:38:10 AM

Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!

Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!

Something tells me the OP is the kind of guy to get married simply because a girl fucked him once.

Complex Carbs · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:43:22 AM »

Quote from: theworm on July 04, 2014, 04:29:46 AM

My girl was about to hop in the shower and I asked a simple request... To cum on her ass. I mean, what's the big deal, she's gonna take a shower in a few secs anyway. But I asked a few times and she said I was disgusting and borderline sexual pervert.
But wtf? What's the big deal? I'm not asking her to fuck her ass.

Guess I watch too much porn.

Looks like she already had some earlier in the day.

No need to take it personal, but would you watch the same movie twice in a row?

theworm · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:46:48 AM »

Quote from: Complex Carbs on July 04, 2014, 04:43:22 AM

Looks like she already had some earlier in the day.

No need to take it personal, but would you watch the same movie twice in a row?

Lol, not even the same porn twice

hench · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:48:50 AM »

Argued many times with my wife about this. Said I'm only here once and i want my Dick sucked as much as possible. One of the best feelings a man can have and you can't expect me to go without. She does it here and there, nowhere near as much as I'd like but i want the family life too. She prompted a 69er out the blue the other night which was a nice surprise

Quote from: theworm on July 04, 2014, 04:38:10 AM

Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!

Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!

wes · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:51:29 AM »

Quote from: theworm on July 04, 2014, 04:38:10 AM

Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!

Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!

yeah,I know,I`m married too.

BigCyp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2014, 04:54:16 AM »

Nick Toscani's abs never said no did they? Man up bro

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:00:37 AM »

Girls and sons

BigRo · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:01:35 AM »

Quote from: wes on July 04, 2014, 04:33:12 AM

May I ask why on her ass and not in her ass

Skorp1o · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:06:55 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 04, 2014, 04:54:16 AM

Nick Toscani's abs never said no did they? Man up bro

falco · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:14:17 AM »

Nothing wrong with your request bro. She is being a jerk.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:19:12 AM »

Dr.J · « **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:26:22 AM »

Quote from: theworm on July 04, 2014, 04:29:46 AM

My girl was about to hop in the shower and I asked a simple request... To cum on her ass. I mean, what's the big deal, she's gonna take a shower in a few secs anyway. But I asked a few times and she said I was disgusting and borderline sexual pervert.
But wtf? What's the big deal? I'm not asking her to fuck her ass.

Guess I watch too much porn.

Get rid of her!! NOW!!

Dr.J · « **Reply #19 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:27:52 AM »

Quote from: theworm on July 04, 2014, 04:38:10 AM

Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!

Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!

Yeah this validates my none believe in marriage!

theworm · « **Reply #20 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:33:39 AM »

Even if she asked me to lick her ass, I would.

Simple request, just lay there for 2-3 mins while I play with your ass and busy a nut on it. I'm not asking her to shove my fist in her ass or anything that takes any effort on her part.

She says, we just had sex yesterday, and I'm like yeah that was yesterday. I guess the 500 mg test ain't helping either.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #21 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:36:34 AM »

Quote from: theworm on July 04, 2014, 05:33:39 AM

Even if she asked me to lick her ass, I would.

Simple request, just lay there for 2-3 mins while I play with your ass and busy a nut on it. I'm not asking her to shove my fist in her ass or anything that takes any effort on her part.

She says, we just had sex yesterday, and I'm like yeah that was yesterday. I guess the 500 mg test ain't helping either.

Any way for me to unsubscribe to this depressing thread.

Do you have a lot of practice masturbating on the shitter with your cell-phone pretending to poop?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #22 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:49:50 AM »

Asking permission to jerk off on your wife's ass

and being told no.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 04, 2014, 05:52:03 AM »

Dr.J · « **Reply #24 on:** July 04, 2014, 06:06:48 AM »

Quote from: theworm on July 04, 2014, 04:38:10 AM

Cause there was no fucking way in hell that was going to happen. Once your married, that shit stops quick!

Why does a bride smile on her wedding day? No more blowjobs!

I don't mean to be a dick...but why would you marry someone like that? ?? Life is way to short to live it without the things we love...im sure she is great and all in other faucets of life but why compromise? ?