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Title: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: Jadethegladiator on July 31, 2014, 12:40:42 PM
Got some live blue crabs....Old Bay, a Corona, distilled white vinegar & 20 minutes!  Nothing like an all protein dinner (no sides needed) & then leftovers in the am.  I am from Maryland.....imagine that.   
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: chaos on July 31, 2014, 05:46:38 PM
I had lotion and tissues ready...so disappointed!  :'(
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: Nails on July 31, 2014, 05:47:38 PM
i'd rather see you going down on a clam
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: polychronopolous on July 31, 2014, 05:56:57 PM
Good one.  :D
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: 240 is Back on July 31, 2014, 06:00:10 PM
jameis winston approval pending.
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: ChopperRider on July 31, 2014, 06:05:15 PM
I had lotion and tissues ready...so disappointed!  :'(

Joke is on him her......I went hard and rubbed one out just thinking about her pee slit.   ;D
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: Jadethegladiator on July 31, 2014, 06:11:43 PM
Joke is on him her......I went hard and rubbed one out just thinking about her pee slit.   ;D

Hooray for you!  :)
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: ChopperRider on July 31, 2014, 07:20:35 PM
Hooray for you!  :)

Okay Lucid Delusion..... ::)
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: Army of One on July 31, 2014, 07:24:56 PM
Okay Lucid Delusion..... ::)

Haha, remember when she was pimping her Manlet boyfriends shitty band, saying Metallica had signed them, their MySpace page doesn't even exist anymore  :D that thread was funny as fuck

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=319117.0


Her boyfriend

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=321546.0;attach=361604;image)
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: Army of One on July 31, 2014, 07:40:32 PM
 ;D

Got a post from Lars/Metallica.  He wants the band to join in an International Music Competition.  Only 200 bands worldwide have been chosen & hello, Lucid Delusion is one of them.  We will be going to Europe in a few months.  And?  

Jade pretending to post as her boyfriend


This is Bedlam here all you toss-pot wannabes, I wish I could have 5 minutes alone with any one of you livin' at home  momma boys. Jade is the real deal and I'm fortunate enough to have her in my life, I got the real thing and all you heathens do is wack off to her pics! When is the last time any of you f**ked anything but your hand. You all think you're something, truth be told, you wouldn't know a woman if she slapped her t**s in your face. Capt E you ARE A DOUCHEBAG!! If you had any idea what it's like to be in a band you'd shut your piehole. Yngwie/Rhoads, you're our buddy, we really like you. The rest of you I don't know how you can type with one hand, considering the other is jerking yourself off to my girlfriends pics. You plainly suck, and always will. FU!!!!

www.myspace.com/luciddelusionrocks (http://www.myspace.com/luciddelusionrocks)
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: oldtimer1 on July 31, 2014, 08:20:39 PM
Even though I live at the shore I rarely eat crab unless it's out of a can or in a crab cake. Besides the legs is their meat under the main shell?
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on July 31, 2014, 08:44:05 PM
Show us the hole of your butt or GTFO
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: ChopperRider on July 31, 2014, 08:45:05 PM
Haha, remember when she was pimping her Manlet boyfriends shitty band, saying Metallica had signed them, their MySpace page doesn't even exist anymore  :D that thread was funny as fuck

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=319117.0


Her boyfriend

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=321546.0;attach=361604;image)

i'm not gonna say that jade and her BF (and his band) are white trash but they supposedly make a NASCAR pit crew look like MENSA members

It was a beautiful thread  with JNN and ManBearPig making guest appearances.....
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 31, 2014, 09:06:14 PM
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: Jadethegladiator on August 01, 2014, 10:39:27 AM
Haha, remember when she was pimping her Manlet boyfriends shitty band, saying Metallica had signed them, their MySpace page doesn't even exist anymore  :D that thread was funny as fuck

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=319117.0


Her boyfriend

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=321546.0;attach=361604;image)

Oh well, that was 4+ years ago.  I made a big mistake, lost some $$ & then finally told the loser to get the f**k out.  Hey, everybody makes mistakes....it's called life.  A few years ago, he got ran over by a car in Daytona, "karma" and he will probably collect a chunk of money for it.  Lucky him.  ::)  On the positive side, today I am really happy & enjoying life.  The past is the past & I can't change it.   
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: Jadethegladiator on August 01, 2014, 10:42:58 AM


Sorry Ab-less Snoman, that isn't them.
 
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: Princess L on August 01, 2014, 10:51:41 AM
Got some live blue crabs....Old Bay, a Corona, distilled white vinegar & 20 minutes!  Nothing like an all protein dinner (no sides needed) & then leftovers in the am.  I am from Maryland.....imagine that.   

Save those shells in the freezer for making fish stock.
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: Jadethegladiator on August 01, 2014, 12:00:29 PM
Save those shells in the freezer for making fish stock.

Yes maam, we always do!   ;)
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: James28 on August 01, 2014, 02:13:42 PM
Oh well, that was 4+ years ago.  I made a big mistake, lost some $$ & then finally told the loser to get the f**k out.  Hey, everybody makes mistakes....it's called life.  A few years ago, he got ran over by a car in Daytona, "karma" and he will probably collect a chunk of money for it.  Lucky him.  ::)  On the positive side, today I am really happy & enjoying life.  The past is the past & I can't change it.   

You had to 'learn' that that dwarfish looking thing were a deadbeat loser? I mean, one look at that picture and not even a clue?
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: King Shizzo on August 01, 2014, 02:39:51 PM
Lucid Delusion was the perfect name for that band.
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 01, 2014, 02:50:14 PM
Sorry Ab-less Snoman, that isn't them.
 

Ya I know...Do you have any clips of the real Lucid Delusion?
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: Jadethegladiator on August 01, 2014, 04:00:47 PM
You had to 'learn' that that dwarfish looking thing were a deadbeat loser? I mean, one look at that picture and not even a clue?

Kind of a long story blah, blah, blah.  Who cares....just a big old regret with a piece of shit loser.
Title: Re: Oh no, I got crabs!!
Post by: Jadethegladiator on August 01, 2014, 04:02:39 PM
Ya I know...Do you have any clips of the real Lucid Delusion?

They are probably somewhere on youtube or the reverb site.  If I ever get bored & find one, I will let ya know.