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Title: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: WannaBePro on August 05, 2014, 09:37:26 AM
Saw this and thought GetBig would get a kick out of it

Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 05, 2014, 09:41:11 AM
Why is it all depictions show Jesus with long hair but they are claiming in some recent stories he may have been black.  Wouldn't he be afro jesus then?
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: WannaBePro on August 05, 2014, 09:42:11 AM
Why is it all depictions show Jesus with long hair but they are claiming in some recent stories he may have been black.  Wouldn't he be afro jesus then?

Afros didn't exist back them, its a new phenomenon.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: falco on August 05, 2014, 09:44:38 AM
I usually dislike hebrew movies besides eddie murphy but this one sounds funny.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 05, 2014, 09:44:58 AM
Saw this and thought GetBig would get a kick out of it



I'm watching this!

"1"
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: DanielPaul on August 05, 2014, 09:59:28 AM
Wiggs is gonna love this, he gonna be like " I fucking told y'all "
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 10:04:48 AM
I highly doubt Jesus had long hair.  I'm sure he had a long beard, but long hair I doubt.....European artist invention.   

It was customary in many churches during biblical times that men not have long hair.   

1 Corinthians 11:14-16
14 Does not even nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a dishonor to him, 15 but if a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her? For her hair is given to her for a covering. 16 But if one is inclined to be contentious, we have no [a]other practice, nor have the churches of God.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: The True Adonis on August 05, 2014, 10:06:56 AM
This is probably what Jesus looked like the most. 

(http://cdn.breathecast.com/data/images/full/7739/diogo-morgado-as-jesus-christ-in-the-bible.jpg?w=550)
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 10:09:28 AM
This is probably what Jesus looked like the most. 

(http://cdn.breathecast.com/data/images/full/7739/diogo-morgado-as-jesus-christ-in-the-bible.jpg?w=550)

 ;D  exactly
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: The True Adonis on August 05, 2014, 10:11:51 AM
;D  exactly
Its more than likely the case though.  Millions and millions depictions of him exist and that is the majority throughout history, Jesus looking like that, so we have to go with the evidence.

Why would so many people have it wrong then for 2000 years if he didn`t look like that?


Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 10:22:00 AM
Its more than likely the case though.  Millions and millions depictions of him exist and that is the majority throughout history, Jesus looking like that, so we have to go with the evidence.

Why would so many people have it wrong then for 2000 years if he didn`t look like that?




I here you, but the vast majority of artistic depictions of Christ are based on European invention and preference.  Not all of course, but many.  

If you took someone from the Son of God film that I would think he looked most like I'd go with the actor who played John.  I'd wager with a darker complexion.

The OT prophecy described by Isaiah had him looking pretty average:

Isaiah 53:2
2 For He grew up before Him like a tender shoot, and like a root out of parched ground;
He has no stately form or majesty that we should look upon Him,
Nor appearance that we should be attracted to Him.


Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Knooger on August 05, 2014, 10:27:34 AM
Jesus is dead. He got hit by a plane while he was mowing my lawn.

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1770219!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/plane-lawn-mower.jpg)
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 10:28:43 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: The True Adonis on August 05, 2014, 10:40:01 AM
I here you, but the vast majority of artistic depictions of Christ are based on European invention and preference.  Not all of course, but many.  

If you took someone from the Son of God film that I would think he looked most like I'd go with the actor who played John.  I'd wager with a darker complexion.

The OT prophecy described by Isaiah had him looking pretty average:

Isaiah 53:2
2 For He grew up before Him like a tender shoot, and like a root out of parched ground;
He has no stately form or majesty that we should look upon Him,
Nor appearance that we should be attracted to Him.



So you are saying that Waylon Jennings was Jesus?

(http://www.panicstream.net/vault/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/345x345xwaylon2.jpg.pagespeed.ic.NPZu0V7fd4.jpg)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=545014.0;attach=573886;image)
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 10:40:55 AM
So you are saying that Waylon Jennings was Jesus?

(http://www.panicstream.net/vault/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/345x345xwaylon2.jpg.pagespeed.ic.NPZu0V7fd4.jpg)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=545014.0;attach=573886;image)

AHAHAAH!!!  It's possible and would be cool.....I'd say young Waylon with burnished bronze skin LOL!

Daniel 10:6
6 His body also was like beryl, his face had the appearance of lightning, his eyes were like flaming torches, his arms and feet like the gleam of polished bronze, and the sound of his words like the sound of a tumult.




Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: BigRo on August 05, 2014, 10:53:11 AM
I highly doubt Jesus had long hair.  I'm sure he had a long beard, but long hair I doubt.....European artist invention.   

It was customary in many churches during biblical times that men not have long hair.   

1 Corinthians 11:14-16
14 Does not even nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a dishonor to him, 15 but if a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her? For her hair is given to her for a covering. 16 But if one is inclined to be contentious, we have no [a]other practice, nor have the churches of God.


and Jesus followed custom and convention?
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 10:58:10 AM
and Jesus followed custom and convention?

In terms of physical appearance I would assume so given he didn't stand out from the norm as it's stated in scripture....nothing in that regard made him stand out....his appearance was most likely humble and unassuming.

In terms of the practices of the pharisetical leadership of the sanhedrin that did more to bring glory to themselves? Absolutely Jesus broke custom and convention....not only that he scolded and corrected them as it pertained to giving glory to God.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Natural Man on August 05, 2014, 11:02:22 AM
Lol jesus would be considered a schizophrenic homeless man nowadays.

(http://nevadahealthcenters.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/homeless.jpg)
(https://findanoutlet.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/homeless-man-with-dog1.jpg)
(http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lj-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: YngiweRhoads on August 05, 2014, 11:04:32 AM
His action figure has short hair and they're generally fairly accurate reproductions of the actual person.

Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: BigRo on August 05, 2014, 11:16:27 AM
many spiritual masters grow their hair long.

many things are in scripture which are dubious, like the virgin birth lol
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Natural Man on August 05, 2014, 11:20:57 AM
many spiritual masters grow their hair long.

many things are in scripture which are dubious, like the virgin birth lol
they re just neglecting their appearance cause they re too busy "thinking".
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: BigRo on August 05, 2014, 11:21:53 AM
your too busy thinking they are masters of mind.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: latiuss on August 05, 2014, 11:24:01 AM
Geezus is black spelling of jesus
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 11:34:28 AM
many spiritual masters grow their hair long.

many things are in scripture which are dubious, like the virgin birth lol

I'll take your word for it because I don't know.

Sure many things in scripture are dubious when providence is not allowed.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: The True Adonis on August 05, 2014, 11:44:30 AM
Lol jesus would be considered a schizophrenic homeless man nowadays.

(http://nevadahealthcenters.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/homeless.jpg)
(https://findanoutlet.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/homeless-man-with-dog1.jpg)
(http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lj-2.jpg)
Thats no way to talk about your savior.

Repent or else.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 11:46:44 AM
Thats no way to talk about your savior.

Repent or else.

He's actually kinda right....he probably would be perceived that way.  If he were here today as he was in biblical times he'd have no home, no possessions, no permanent employment and many would call him a homeless, crazy bum.

Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Natural Man on August 05, 2014, 11:53:03 AM
He's actually kinda right....he probably would be perceived that way.  If he were here today as he was in biblical times he'd have no home, no possessions, no permanent employment and many would call him a homeless, crazy bum.


and no wife and kids.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 11:56:20 AM
and no wife and kids.

yep...exactly
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: BigRo on August 05, 2014, 11:57:03 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 11:59:27 AM
:)

Is that LilRo?
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: BigRo on August 05, 2014, 12:02:13 PM
yup big spirit small body
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 12:02:52 PM
yup big spirit small body

Son, you started liftin some weights and eatin some chickens.   :o
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Wiggs on August 05, 2014, 12:05:48 PM
You fucking idiots. Christ was a Hebrew from the tribe of Judah. The Hebrews are black. Your stupidity amazes me. Black Christ equals black power and all know you people cant have that. Deal with it. Yashua is a Negro. Morons.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Wiggs on August 05, 2014, 12:10:17 PM
Its more than likely the case though.  Millions and millions depictions of him exist and that is the majority throughout history, Jesus looking like that, so we have to go with the evidence.

Why would so many people have it wrong then for 2000 years if he didn`t look like that?




Khazar Adam bringing the trolling. Synogogue of Satan. Christ warned about you people.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Natural Man on August 05, 2014, 12:11:20 PM
jesus was probably attractive too, just like kurt cobain or brad pitt kinda look, or people wouldnt have flocked to him.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/20/article-1151066-02608B180000044D-92_233x303.jpg)
(http://imalbum.aufeminin.com/album/D20130528/916120_CR6GZELLKZYY4HM6AT4ZXJ385L5J4C_2012-02-wenn-brad-pitt-film-premiere_H182033_L.jpg)
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: BigRo on August 05, 2014, 12:13:36 PM
you yourself do not seem centered in your black power by the way you get bent out of shape over this.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 12:19:06 PM
You fucking idiots. Christ was a Hebrew from the tribe of Judah. The Hebrews are black. Your stupidity amazes me. Black Christ equals black power and all know you people cant have that. Deal with it. Yashua is a Negro. Morons.

Brother Wiggs, why so angry?

Me personally I don't care if Jesus Christ looks like Pat Morita, Samuel L. Jackson, Brad Pitt or Osama bin Laden.

I only care about who he is and what he did on Calvary's cross.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Simple Simon on August 05, 2014, 12:24:01 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=545014.0;attach=573893;image)
John the Baptist looking swoll.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2014, 12:54:46 PM
He's actually kinda right....he probably would be perceived that way.  If he were here today as he was in biblical times he'd have no home, no possessions, no permanent employment and many would call him a homeless, crazy bum.


He'd be a radical Middle Eastern version of Ned Flanders.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Natural Man on August 05, 2014, 12:56:30 PM
He'd be a radical Middle Eastern version of Ned Flanders.
and he d get killed by rich jews for threatening their businesses with his ideas.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Wiggs on August 05, 2014, 01:10:38 PM
Parker look at a map sleeping Hebrew. In addition read some history books. These so called Middle Eastern people today were not there then. They were somewhere else. Read. Dont be an idiot youre smarter than that.  Black Hebrews, Black Egyptians, Black Palastianians, populated these areas.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Natural Man on August 05, 2014, 01:13:00 PM
Parker look at a map sleeping Hebrew. In addition read some history books. These so called Middle Eastern people today were not there then. They were somewhere else. Read. Dont be an idiot youre smarter than that.  Black Hebrews, Black Egyptians, Black Palastianians, populated these areas.
from christian to black supremacist, whats next, islam?
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 01:14:20 PM
Parker look at a map sleeping Hebrew. In addition read some history books. These so called Middle Eastern people today were not there then. They were somewhere else. Read. Dont be an idiot youre smarter than that.  Black Hebrews, Black Egyptians, Black Palastianians, populated these areas.

Would you give me a good history book(s) to consult about this information?   I've been looking for good source material.

Unfortunately the theology and practices of the Hebrew Israelites is rather scattered due to varying groups of thought (at least from what I've read and listened to online).

I've sought material on Amazon, but don't know where to begin.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Parker on August 05, 2014, 01:16:15 PM
Parker look at a map sleeping Hebrew. In addition read some history books. These so called Middle Eastern people today were not there then. They were somewhere else. Read. Dont be an idiot youre smarter than that.  Black Hebrews, Black Egyptians, Black Palastianians, populated these areas.
A 5'2, brown skinned, short Afro wearing version of Ned Flanders, minus the glasses...
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: falco on August 05, 2014, 01:21:25 PM
This is probably what Jesus looked like the most. 

(http://cdn.breathecast.com/data/images/full/7739/diogo-morgado-as-jesus-christ-in-the-bible.jpg?w=550)

Portuguese fella this actor.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Wiggs on August 05, 2014, 01:22:36 PM
Read the book "From Babylon to Timbuktu" by Rudolf Windsor. Thats a good start. You can get it free PDF. Talk all about the Black Hebrews...aka the authentic ones.  :-*

When youre done with that and we discuss it. I'll give you more if youd like.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: orion on August 05, 2014, 01:28:07 PM
If Jesus does come back I'm pretty sure we'd kill him again.  Can't have him upsetting the status quo.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: The True Adonis on August 05, 2014, 01:28:36 PM
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: The True Adonis on August 05, 2014, 01:29:37 PM
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Natural Man on August 05, 2014, 01:31:10 PM
If Jesus does come back I'm pretty sure we'd kill him again.  Can't have him upsetting the status quo.
well as i said earlier he d be sent to jail or a mental institution.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 01:43:01 PM
Read the book "From Babylon to Timbuktu" by Rudolf Windsor. Thats a good start. You can get it free PDF. Talk all about the Black Hebrews...aka the authentic ones.  :-*

When youre done with that and we discuss it. I'll give you more if youd like.

Just downloaded the free pdf and I also ordered the following:

The Ancient Black Hebrews and Arabs
by Anu M'Bantu (Author), Gert Muller (Author)

You should understand that I have no issue with what color the Hebrew Israelites were and if they were predominantly black, brown or green I'm fine with that. 

My focus is always on Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: The True Adonis on August 05, 2014, 01:44:42 PM
(http://i62.tinypic.com/66jbwj.jpg)
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Wiggs on August 05, 2014, 01:47:57 PM
If Jesus does come back I'm pretty sure we'd kill him again.  Can't have him upsetting the status quo.

Lolol. You need to read the book Revelation. He will not be flesh and blood and will not be able to be killed. Lololol though.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Simple Simon on August 05, 2014, 01:49:26 PM
Lolol. You need to read the book Revelation. He will not be flesh and blood and will not be able to be killed. Lololol though.
We have come a long way in 2000 years, we have better weapons then he remembers when he was last here.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: The True Adonis on August 05, 2014, 01:51:02 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5htfhrTCl1rt8sgdo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: The True Adonis on August 05, 2014, 01:54:31 PM
(http://i57.tinypic.com/2v0hcao.jpg)
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Natural Man on August 05, 2014, 01:55:51 PM
Lolol. You need to read the book Revelation. He will not be flesh and blood and will not be able to be killed. Lololol though.
and he ll kill all white people and will take you to a trip thru the universe in his flying saucer right?
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Man of Steel on August 05, 2014, 02:14:48 PM
and he ll kill all white people and will take you to a trip thru the universe in his flying saucer right?

FUN!!
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 05, 2014, 02:27:07 PM
Afros didn't exist back them, its a new phenomenon.


 ;D
 ;D
 ;D
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 05, 2014, 02:30:52 PM
Read the book "From Babylon to Timbuktu" by Rudolf Windsor. Thats a good start. You can get it free PDF. Talk all about the Black Hebrews...aka the authentic ones.  :-*

When youre done with that and we discuss it. I'll give you more if youd like.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D  any DNA evidence Afro  ;D
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 05, 2014, 02:33:03 PM
Parker look at a map sleeping Hebrew. In addition read some history books. These so called Middle Eastern people today were not there then. They were somewhere else. Read. Dont be an idiot youre smarter than that.  Black Hebrews, Black Egyptians, Black Palastianians, populated these areas.

 :D :D :D no archaeologycal evidence Afro  ;D
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 05, 2014, 02:40:38 PM
Lolol. You need to read the book Revelation. He will not be flesh and blood and will not be able to be killed. Lololol though.

Hey Afro WHY "black jeeza" don't save Liberia from Ebola  :D
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: Natural Man on August 19, 2014, 09:59:12 AM
I guess black imagine their jesus and god black, latinos imagine theirs latino, asians imagine theirs asian, white imagine theirs white..

Typical anthropomorphism. We are animals who invented a perfect eternal man/father just like children invent imaginary friends when they re alone to play with, in order to not face nothingness, death. Humans are animals who create meaning where there s none because it's reassuring. It will be their downfall.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: The True Adonis on August 19, 2014, 03:36:00 PM
I guess black imagine their jesus and god black, latinos imagine theirs latino, asians imagine theirs asian, white imagine theirs white..

Typical anthropomorphism. We are animals who invented a perfect eternal man/father just like children invent imaginary friends when they re alone to play with, in order to not face nothingness, death. Humans are animals who create meaning where there s none because it's reassuring. It will be their downfall.
Title: Re: Adult Swim - Hebrew Jesus
Post by: peruke on August 31, 2014, 02:49:19 PM
This is probably what Jesus looked like the most. 

(http://cdn.breathecast.com/data/images/full/7739/diogo-morgado-as-jesus-christ-in-the-bible.jpg?w=550)


Yes, like Madonna Playing the Virgin Mary! ::)