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Title: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Submissionfytr on August 10, 2014, 12:26:09 AM
Having grown up in a racially integrated city, and still in fact consider a black man my best and only true friend, this little rant has little to do with prejudice and more with experience and fact.

First girls who are known mud sharks bang earlier in life and more often, and most likely to not use ANY contraception.  They always had kids earlier than anyone (high school) and venerial  diseases.

Second mud sharks frequently in junior high and high school fell for the scheme of the brothers in the hood time and time again: older dudes with liquor and weed get them to sneak out for an hour or two and then drive them an hour into nowhere (mountains and woods-pre-cell phone!) And tell them your sucking every dick in this car or your out and can walk home somehow. Only know one girl who made that walk, the rest were on there knees...

Last example was 2 white sluts brought back to MY apartment by 3 homies waking me up to get in on the "action." They proceeded to smash these fat sluts, and literally took used sandwich bags out of the trash can for "condoms" to fuck these pigs. Needless to say I did not take "my turn."

Sad thing is I have many more such incidents, like being 16 and coming back from carnival with a 21 year old homie, ran into a group of teens out side for a sleepover. Invited in, the homie is behind the couch in front of 15-20 teens banging some girl, he tries to push me on her next--which she readily spreads her legs and claws my back to pull me in, and asking her age I jumped the fuck outta there.

Avoid mud sharks, at all costs. If one quarter of what they admit to you (oh I dated the black football quarterback for a week but we only held hands once) she is a lying pig, and has most likely been fucked in every hole by him, his cousins, brothers and friends. Inside info for your own protection...
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: phreak on August 10, 2014, 12:30:02 AM
They proceeded to smash these fat sluts, and literally took used sandwich bags out of the trash can for "condoms" to fuck these pigs.

So glad to know I am not the only one. :-[
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Knooger on August 10, 2014, 12:44:59 AM
Before I rape make love to a woman I coat my cock with Plasti Dip. Sandwich bag seems sort of risky.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: denarii on August 10, 2014, 01:24:45 AM
OP in your experience is cling film better than sanwich bags? just askin.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: calfzilla on August 10, 2014, 01:28:13 AM
Lots of fear of the black cock in this thread.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Pneumothorax on August 10, 2014, 02:33:38 AM
If you stick to Hispanic women your probably good, no need to even ask directly. Generally 97% of Hispanics are extremely racist against Hebrews. If your unsure though, just make a comment about Hebrews when you see one in public acting like an ass (should happen on the first date), you should get a racist statement in response, if you don't then you know.  And if your stuck on the blonde hair blue eyed thing, just date a Hispanic woman for awhile and get her to wear blue contacts and dye her hair blonde, worked for me.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Simple Simon on August 10, 2014, 03:09:35 AM
Lots of fear of the black cock in this thread.
This
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: D.O.A. on August 10, 2014, 03:35:49 AM
Before I rape make love to a woman I coat my cock with Plasti Dip. Sandwich bag seems sort of risky.
well it could but only if you think about it...lol
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: G_Thang on August 10, 2014, 03:37:51 AM
If you stick to Hispanic women your probably good, no need to even ask directly. Generally 97% of Hispanics are extremely racist against Hebrews. If your unsure though, just make a comment about Hebrews when you see one in public acting like an ass (should happen on the first date), you should get a racist statement in response, if you don't then you know.  And if your stuck on the blonde hair blue eyed thing, just date a Hispanic woman for awhile and get her to wear blue contacts and dye her hair blonde, worked for me.

 ::)

(http://communisttaxlawyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cigars.jpg)

Are you talking Mexicans, Argentinians or Paraguayans, or lines with significant Afro influence and culture, just asking?  
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: V Man on August 10, 2014, 07:21:23 AM
So basically they just fucked a sandwich bag.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: el numero uno on August 10, 2014, 07:29:41 AM
If you stick to Hispanic women your probably good, no need to even ask directly. Generally 97% of Hispanics are extremely racist against Hebrews. If your unsure though, just make a comment about Hebrews when you see one in public acting like an ass (should happen on the first date), you should get a racist statement in response, if you don't then you know.  And if your stuck on the blonde hair blue eyed thing, just date a Hispanic woman for awhile and get her to wear blue contacts and dye her hair blonde, worked for me.

This is true, most Latinas are not into Hebrews. I have only one friend of mine who dates one gansta wannabe Hebrew and she fucks on the side wherever she feels like it.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: mr.turbo on August 10, 2014, 07:37:54 AM
the black mamba has cuckholded you

banging your females behind the ottoman empire son

time for you to return the favor

knock up some chicken heads next time you're in the hood
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Bgpapi23 on August 10, 2014, 07:52:06 AM
Op what ghetto you grew up in for your "homies" to act like such savages ?? My comrades and I have copulated with many Caucasian females and the most barbaric thing I've ever heard done to one of them is the guy not walking her out to her car afterwards.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Knooger on August 10, 2014, 08:27:16 AM
one of them is the guy not walking her out to her car afterwards.

Fucking savages.
Title: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Slapper on August 10, 2014, 08:33:50 AM
Date black chicks dude.

And if you're racist... stop being one.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: HTexan on August 10, 2014, 09:58:24 AM
This
Fear? Or lust? A lot of beta bottoms on here :-X ( yes homo)
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Devon97 on August 10, 2014, 10:05:46 AM
Once a white female goes black, no one wants her back.

Bishop Mike explains ( Wiggs & gthang) pay close attention

Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: bradistani on August 10, 2014, 10:17:42 AM
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/4175bb8f99c672cb9d679b214a6f8aec/tumblr_n77sx5hkLA1s0i9oio1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: pedro01 on August 10, 2014, 10:24:05 AM
Lots of fear of the black cock in this thread.

The penis envy is indeed strong in this thread.



Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: polychronopolous on August 10, 2014, 10:27:30 AM
It would be beneath me to do such a thing.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Wiggs on August 10, 2014, 10:34:01 AM
I could really have some fun in this thread. OP clearly has some issues with Hebrews. O.P. quit hanging out with ratchet Hebrews and hang out with decent ones. I wouldnt fuck with this dirty ass Hebrews myself.

And lol @ 97% figure. Latinas love us just as much as any other race. What a dumbfuck. Afro-Domincan, Afro-Cuban, Afro-Puerto Rican, Afro-Brazilian...Need I go on?
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Bgpapi23 on August 10, 2014, 10:55:13 AM
Once a white female goes black, no one wants her back.

Bishop Mike explains ( Wiggs & gthang) pay close attention



Never trust a negro or anyone else that wears sunglasses indoors and medium striped polo shirts after 1984.... Yet still entertaining  ::)
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: the trainer on August 10, 2014, 11:09:12 AM
Lots of small dick dudes in this thread cause they know once the girl fucks a black dude they can never compare.

(http://i.imgur.com/LTv1N.jpg)
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Hulkotron on August 10, 2014, 11:13:52 AM
 ???
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Shockwave on August 10, 2014, 11:19:10 AM
I could really have some fun in this thread. OP clearly has some issues with Hebrews. O.P. quit hanging out with ratchet Hebrews and hang out with decent ones. I wouldnt fuck with this dirty ass Hebrews myself.

And lol @ 97% figure. Latinas love us just as much as any other race. What a dumbfuck. Afro-Domincan, Afro-Cuban, Afro-Puerto Rican, Afro-Brazilian...Need I go on?
I think its mexicans mostly... but hes right, most latinas/mexicans ive met have been fiercely racist.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: falco on August 10, 2014, 12:30:38 PM
Lots of small dick dudes in this thread cause they know once the girl fucks a black dude they can never compare.

(http://i.imgur.com/LTv1N.jpg)

Let me guess... you are going to claim having a 9 inch schlong. ::) with 8% bodyfat. :D
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Simple Simon on August 10, 2014, 12:31:10 PM
Let me guess... you are going to claim having a 9 inch schlong. ::)
he is a huge prick.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Uncle Junior on August 10, 2014, 12:38:13 PM
he is a huge prick.

better than a small prick
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: ENZO on August 10, 2014, 12:39:05 PM
I could really have some fun in this thread. OP clearly has some issues with Hebrews. O.P. quit hanging out with ratchet Hebrews and hang out with decent ones. I wouldnt fuck with this dirty ass Hebrews myself.

And lol @ 97% figure. Latinas love us just as much as any other race. What a dumbfuck. Afro-Domincan, Afro-Cuban, Afro-Puerto Rican, Afro-Brazilian...Need I go on?

Imo Latina's are fair game for anybody in general. But most Caribbean Latinas specifically with an exception for puerto ricans frown upon dating African American and non Latin black men. It's a deep complex ingrained early on
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Simple Simon on August 10, 2014, 12:44:35 PM
better than a small prick
Are you spoiling for a fight in this thread as well my little puppet?
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Uncle Junior on August 10, 2014, 12:51:16 PM
Are you spoiling for a fight in this thread as well my little puppet?

Why did you call the trainer a huge prick?

Were you looking to get into a fight with him too?

Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 10, 2014, 12:54:37 PM
A.  It cracks me up that a board full of males talk about black dick every other week

B. White people have big dicks too, you people buy into this myth so hard you would think you want to get fucked by a black cock
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Simple Simon on August 10, 2014, 12:57:51 PM
Why did you call the trainer a huge prick?

Were you looking to get into a fight with him too?


Here we go, another thread with joon bickering.

Filling the ranks of the UK forum as we type.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Uncle Junior on August 10, 2014, 01:02:08 PM
Here we go, another thread with joon bickering.

Filling the ranks of the UK forum as we type.

Why do you get upset when I ask you legitimate questions?

As I recall you literally shat on sev's thread for about 66 pages as well as follow me around here for 6 months.

Why is it one set of rules for you and another for everyone else?

Why are you upset exactly?



Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Simple Simon on August 10, 2014, 01:03:01 PM

Why do you get upset when I ask you legitimate questions?

As I recall you literally shat on sev's thread for about 66 pages as well as follow me around here for 6 months.

Why is it one set of rules for you and another for everyone else?

Why are you upset exactly?




Upset?
Im not the one melting down in every thread.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Primemuscle on August 10, 2014, 01:06:58 PM
I only dated women of quality. -Married the last woman I dated almost 50 years ago and she's still with me. Life is good.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Slapper on August 10, 2014, 01:19:34 PM
People need to get a fucking life.

Black men who think white chicks only want them because of their dicks = white men who want nothing to do with a mudshark.

If you're a white male date black women! You'll see how quickly the racial shit gets stale.

Black/white/yellow/green pussy gets boring after a while, at the same rate too.

If you're into dicks just come out of the fucking closet and say it.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Simple Simon on August 10, 2014, 01:20:54 PM
People need to get a fucking life.

Black men who think white chicks only want them because of their dicks = white men who want nothing to do with a mudshark.

If you're a white male date black women! You'll see how quickly the racial shit gets stale.

Black/white/yellow/green pussy gets boring after a while, at the same rate too.

If you're into dicks just come out of the fucking closet and say it.

 ??? ???
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Slapper on August 10, 2014, 01:25:46 PM
??? ???

Haven't been with an Irish woman I see.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Bgpapi23 on August 10, 2014, 01:40:11 PM
Somehow the issue regarding mudsharks always evolve into the dick size ratio of white to black guys... Bottomline if you have a above average white guy with game and a above average black guy  with game then that group of guys will get all the vagina they can handle and from ALL races of women...Yet I guarantee not 1 mudshark  thread was EVER started by a WHITE alpha male on getbig nor does the alpha gripe and bitch about it cause he's getting his issue plus some but rather each thread is started  by a simpleton that can't get pussy even if his life depended on it.... So BETAS recognize if those white women wasn't fuqing  black guys more than likely they still wouldn't be fuqing you anyways ;)
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Simple Simon on August 10, 2014, 01:46:12 PM
Somehow the issue regarding mudsharks always evolve into the dick size ratio of white to black guys... Bottomline if you have a above average white guy with game and a above average black guy  with game then that group of guys will get all the vagina they can handle and from ALL races of women...Yet I guarantee not 1 mudshark  thread was EVER started by a WHITE alpha male on getbig nor does the alpha gripe and bitch about it cause he's getting his issue plus some but rather each thread is started  by a simpleton that can't get pussy even if his life depended on it.... So BETAS recognize if those white women wasn't fuqing  black guys more than likely they still wouldn't be fuqing you anyways ;)
Why didnt you have a think about this indepth before you posted   ;D
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Slapper on August 10, 2014, 01:55:43 PM
So BETAS recognize if those white women wasn't fuqing  black guys more than likely they still wouldn't be fuqing you anyways

Who said that? Was it Nietzsche? Schopenhauer?
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Bgpapi23 on August 10, 2014, 02:23:27 PM
Why didnt you have a think about this indepth before you posted   ;D

Simon one of the few crackers on getbig who is in shape and who's posts literally have made me spit protein shake across the room from cracking up laughing so hard at  and tell me this have you ever heard the likes of Gal, Irishdave, or yourself moan and groan about who a chick choose to give it up too? I know plenty white guys that screw fine ass black chicks and as long as its not my sister then have at it playboy :D
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 10, 2014, 02:31:17 PM
Mudsharking has been going on for centuries...However in America, MTV kick started the breed mixing agenda since the very first of their video's. Here's an Illuminati video that was played over and over everyday on MTV in the early 80's to sink into the young minds of America. Take a particular look in this video at 3:16. A young white girl dancing with the black "devil" as a horned goat that doesn't belong anywhere near this video appears exactly at 3:16 (John 3:16) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_3:16




 
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: the trainer on August 10, 2014, 03:12:22 PM
Let me guess... you are going to claim having a 9 inch schlong. ::) with 8% bodyfat. :D

Actually I have a decent size dick when its fully errect its around 8 inches, I also shave my pubes so when I strip its always cool to see the shock expression on the bitches face.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Simple Simon on August 10, 2014, 03:16:20 PM
Actually I have a decent size dick when its fully errect its around 8 inches, I also shave my pubes so when I strip its always cool to see the shock expression on the bitches face.
(http://i.imgur.com/4ny1UIz.gif)
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Thespritz0 on August 10, 2014, 03:25:01 PM
Mudsharking has been going on for centuries...However in America, MTV kick started the breed mixing agenda since the very first of their video's. Here's an Illuminati video that was played over and over everyday on MTV to sink into the young minds of America. Take a particular look in this video at 3:16. A young white girl dancing with the black "devil" as a horned goat that doesn't belong anywhere near this video appears.


^^
DUDE, if you aren't a LAWYER you missed your calling in life!!!!!!  HOLY SHIT!!!!
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 10, 2014, 04:07:15 PM
Date black chicks dude.


No thank you... lol
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Slapper on August 10, 2014, 04:15:24 PM
No thank you... lol

I wasn't talking to you.
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 10, 2014, 04:16:56 PM
I wasn't talking to you.


So now I'm not invited? ???
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Slapper on August 10, 2014, 04:19:46 PM
So now I'm not invited? ???

To the bigblackdicksuckathon?
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 10, 2014, 04:20:57 PM
To the bigblackdicksuckathon?

lol
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: HTexan on August 10, 2014, 04:54:12 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/10/article-2721027-20466D8800000578-412_634x816.jpg)
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: Primemuscle on August 10, 2014, 05:46:14 PM
People need to get a fucking life.

Black men who think white chicks only want them because of their dicks = white men who want nothing to do with a mudshark.

If you're a white male date black women! You'll see how quickly the racial shit gets stale.

Black/white/yellow/green pussy gets boring after a while, at the same rate too.

If you're into dicks just come out of the fucking closet and say it.

What's your point?  ;D
Title: Re: Why I'd never smash a mud shark...
Post by: thebrink on August 10, 2014, 06:59:46 PM
Never trust a negro or anyone else that wears sunglasses indoors and medium striped polo shirts after 1984.... Yet still entertaining  ::)

The fuck does that have anything to do with what he's talking about  ::)

Thats something my 9 year old would point out LOL