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Title: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Danimal77 on August 24, 2014, 09:07:19 PM
I showered for about an hour after coming home.  :-X
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Var City on August 24, 2014, 09:12:01 PM
I showered for about an hour after coming home.  :-X

what did you lick his asshole or something after he accidentally took your laxatives when you meant slip him his date rape drugs

then you accidentally took his date rape drugs thinking they were your laxatives

and while you were licking his asshole

you fell asleep

with your tongue lodged up his ass

and then the laxatives kicked in for him

and with your tongue up his ass

he said "get off"!

because a wave of diarrhea was flooding out towards your mouth

but he couldn't shake you off

because you were asleep with your tongue lodged up his asshole

so he shit all over your face

and down your throat

so explosively it covered a wall in your mom's house

then he left while you were unconscious

##

and you just woke up, with your head LITERALLY covered in shit

with a bad roofie hang over

and took a shower?

cool thread
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Knooger on August 24, 2014, 09:19:45 PM
That's what I was guessing had happened.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: TheShape. on August 24, 2014, 09:20:10 PM
I can smell the curry just from this post
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Knooger on August 24, 2014, 09:24:07 PM
I can smell the curry just from this post

Curry and corn, dinner of champions.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 24, 2014, 09:26:10 PM
That's what I was guessing had happened.

rofl
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: keanu on August 24, 2014, 09:27:57 PM
I hate to admit it but I have a thing for westernized Indian and Spanish women. I loved Italian women when I was younger but they age horribly.  ???
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Ron Harrigan on August 24, 2014, 09:36:10 PM
Indian-Irish hybrid.

Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: ChopperRider on August 24, 2014, 09:41:19 PM
what did you lick his asshole or something after he accidentally took your laxatives when you meant slip him his date rape drugs

then you accidentally took his date rape drugs thinking they were your laxatives

and while you were licking his asshole

you fell asleep

with your tongue lodged up his ass

and then the laxatives kicked in for him

and with your tongue up his ass

he said "get off"!

because a wave of diarrhea was flooding out towards your mouth

but he couldn't shake you off

because you were asleep with your tongue lodged up his asshole

so he shit all over your face

and down your throat

so explosively it covered a wall in your mom's house

then he left while you were unconscious

##

and you just woke up, with your head LITERALLY covered in shit

with a bad roofie hang over

and took a shower?

cool thread

#TypicalShitsoDate
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Var City on August 24, 2014, 09:49:11 PM
#TypicalShitsoDate

They say god gives everyone a purpose in life ...
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: 240 is Back on August 24, 2014, 10:03:38 PM
India Corn Production by Year

Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Knooger on August 24, 2014, 10:11:30 PM
I wonder what percentage of the average Indian defecation is made up of corn.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: calfzilla on August 25, 2014, 12:48:47 AM
I wonder what percentage of the average Indian defecation is made up of corn.

Just walk down any Indian street and you will find out.  :-X

I actually kinda have a thing for Indian women tho so probably wouldn't mind a little curry smell.  :D
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: BigRo on August 25, 2014, 12:53:53 AM
some of the most beautiful women in the world come from India.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: G_Thang on August 25, 2014, 01:03:42 AM
I showered for about an hour after coming home.  :-X

I dated a Northern Indian girl.  Either you are lying or just posting to impress getdumbers.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: IronMeister on August 25, 2014, 01:03:55 AM
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2960u38.jpg)
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: thegamechanger on August 25, 2014, 01:21:12 AM
i can see at least two problems with indian girls

1. their accent if they speak indian-english
2. body and facial hair

also i dont know about their figure, are they known for being fit, big breasts, bubble butts? i think neither ?

Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: G_Thang on August 25, 2014, 01:30:35 AM
Indian-Irish hybrid.



As thought, you have to mix something to get a half-ass good looking Irish woman. Right, IrishDaveDrunk?    
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: smoothasf on August 25, 2014, 01:47:25 AM
I had a half Indian girl working for me until recently, she was one of the most attractive girls I've seen, even the girls fancied her.  Native ones look like shit usually.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: MikMaq on August 25, 2014, 02:01:28 AM



Canada's finest, unfortunately everyone in brampton mississauga acts like they are black americans. Despite the fact that these towns are like 95 percent indian suburban kids ridding around in their parents mini vans.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Griffith on August 25, 2014, 03:03:42 AM
I think the southern Indian women are more pretty, they have darker skin look more Asian and less European than the northern ones.

Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: calfzilla on August 25, 2014, 03:15:52 AM



Canada's finest, unfortunately everyone in brampton mississauga acts like they are black americans. Despite the fact that these towns are like 95 percent indian suburban kids ridding around in their parents mini vans.

There is a Canadian girl popular on youtube named Jessica Kardashian. She's pretty hot and I think she's like Indian or Arab, I can't really tell.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: gracie bjj on August 25, 2014, 04:37:06 AM
i lived with a indian girl from trinidad/tobago islands,she spoke jamaican tho,she wasnt bad at all n she didnt cook with curry. she was always horny n she was on the nasty tip,she let me shoot my load in her mouth n she would swallow it,she let me bang her in the ass also, u cant ask for more than that in a broad i guess
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: booty on August 25, 2014, 04:41:49 AM
some of the most beautiful women in the world come from India.
Every Indian I have met, has been a good hearted person.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2014, 04:43:35 AM
some of them really nice


chocolate woman skin and thai woman hair


 :P

i never saw a lot of them just pictors
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: gracie bjj on August 25, 2014, 04:53:18 AM
Every Indian I have met, has been a good hearted person.

yes they r but most indians,especially hindus r very cheap with money,very very cheap,the ones i knew anyway
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Var City on August 25, 2014, 04:53:54 AM
some of them really nice


chocolate woman skin and thai woman hair


 :P

i never saw a lot of them just pictors

Yeah there must be very few Indians in Cuba huh

Just like there are no modern cars and no Benzs

What do you drive bro?
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2014, 04:54:29 AM
Yeah there must be very few Indians in Cuba huh

Just like there are very few modern card and no Benzs

What do you drive bro?
a vespa ???
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Var City on August 25, 2014, 04:56:06 AM
a vespa ???

Balling!

You must shut the mall dirty Havana street fairs down with that thing!

The drake of Cuba, I proclaim you to be, sir
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Mr Anabolic on August 25, 2014, 05:25:08 AM



Canada's finest, unfortunately everyone in brampton mississauga acts like they are black americans. Despite the fact that these towns are like 95 percent indian suburban kids ridding around in their parents mini vans.

Youtube is full of narcissistic brats/whores like this.  Total waste of time.  Better off watching episodes of Gilligan's Island.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: MikMaq on August 25, 2014, 05:47:49 AM
Every Indian I have met, has been a good hearted person.


Questionable experience check.

Questionable conclusion check.

Attaching overly emotional sentiments to scenarios that are not needed.

Odds this poster is a woman 100.00 percent.




On a somewhat related note, I once tried to picked a fight with some crazy indian slum lord type.

Dude was like a real low end psychopath, started throwing shit he was trying to steal from my work at me and everything.

He basically a older version of coked out tonny montanna.

Due to my aspergers I'd go hard ass on anyone trying to steal from my work indiscriminately . Most NTs wouldn't understand but theft to me is intolerable.  

Turned out the dude was big into slum lording, really sketched me out for a while.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2014, 05:56:47 AM



Canada's finest, unfortunately everyone in brampton mississauga acts like they are black americans. Despite the fact that these towns are like 95 percent indian suburban kids ridding around in their parents mini vans.
why would any man want to marry her ???
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: MikMaq on August 25, 2014, 05:57:46 AM
why would any man want to marry her ???
Is you queer?
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: _bruce_ on August 25, 2014, 07:09:07 AM
Strongly depends on the person.
The standard Indian women I've met were pretty amusing and some of them quite attractive(fragile with healthy skin and teeth) - overall good people.
The funniest things were the names - one girl was named Saumir... which in German translates roughly to "Pig Me".
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: the trainer on August 25, 2014, 07:20:32 AM
I use to fuck this  indian girl she always wanted dick she use to love when I stand up lift her up and put her on my cock, I was the first white dude she fucked I dont think she went back to indian dudes after.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: anabolichalo on August 25, 2014, 07:23:36 AM
Is you queer?
i'd fuck her once and then drop before she starts compromising my anabolic windows
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: ChopperRider on August 25, 2014, 07:32:25 AM
Strongly depends on the person.
The standard Indian women I've met were pretty amusing and some of them quite attractive(fragile with healthy skin and teeth) - overall good people.
The funniest things were the names - one girl was named Saumir... which in German translates roughly to "Pig Me".

Problem is they are very attractive from about age 18 - 30, then something goes terribly wrong, and by the time they're 50 you can't even look at them anymore.

They age terribly....
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Hulkotron on August 25, 2014, 07:47:54 AM
what did you lick his asshole or something after he accidentally took your laxatives when you meant slip him his date rape drugs

then you accidentally took his date rape drugs thinking they were your laxatives

and while you were licking his asshole

you fell asleep

with your tongue lodged up his ass

and then the laxatives kicked in for him

and with your tongue up his ass

he said "get off"!

because a wave of diarrhea was flooding out towards your mouth

but he couldn't shake you off

because you were asleep with your tongue lodged up his asshole

so he shit all over your face

and down your throat

so explosively it covered a wall in your mom's house

then he left while you were unconscious

##

and you just woke up, with your head LITERALLY covered in shit

with a bad roofie hang over

and took a shower?

cool thread

 :D
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: _bruce_ on August 25, 2014, 08:00:48 AM
Problem is they are very attractive from about age 18 - 30, then something goes terribly wrong, and by the time they're 50 you can't even look at them anymore.

They age terribly....

Many emasculated white bum lords love themselves some exotic whale dish - after all it's a sikh world we're living in.
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Parker on August 25, 2014, 12:10:46 PM
And no mention of Angela Devi...
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: MikMaq on August 25, 2014, 12:19:33 PM
Problem is they are very attractive from about age 18 - 30, then something goes terribly wrong, and by the time they're 50 you can't even look at them anymore.

They age terribly....
Lol try 18-20. They have those god awful racoons eyes, fury side burns, and something happens with the skin.

Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 25, 2014, 01:08:22 PM
Every Indian I have met, has been a good hearted person.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jHhm7M3TXWA/U_sk-f72sOI/AAAAAAACbwU/J510cLuIHJo/s1600/1.png)
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: The Onion on August 25, 2014, 01:37:55 PM
Indians, I just don't get them.  :-\

"People think that I'm some what mental... They don't know I am very sentimental".
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Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: tommywishbone on August 25, 2014, 01:49:02 PM
Dot or feather?
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: gracie bjj on August 25, 2014, 01:54:16 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jHhm7M3TXWA/U_sk-f72sOI/AAAAAAACbwU/J510cLuIHJo/s1600/1.png)

oh yeah,id bury my face in that for awhile and do what my nasty boy self does best
Title: Re: Had a date with an Indian girl tonight
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 25, 2014, 01:55:31 PM
Indians I just don't get them.  :-\

"People think that I'm some what mental... They don't know I am very sentimental".
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They do come up with very funny lyrics!