I showered for about an hour after coming home. 
what did you lick his asshole or something after he accidentally took your laxatives when you meant slip him his date rape drugs
then you accidentally took his date rape drugs thinking they were your laxatives
and while you were licking his asshole
you fell asleep
with your tongue lodged up his ass
and then the laxatives kicked in for him
and with your tongue up his ass
he said "get off"!
because a wave of diarrhea was flooding out towards your mouth
but he couldn't shake you off
because you were asleep with your tongue lodged up his asshole
so he shit all over your face
and down your throat
so explosively it covered a wall in your mom's house
then he left while you were unconscious
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and you just woke up, with your head LITERALLY covered in shit
with a bad roofie hang over
and took a shower?
cool thread