Had a date with an Indian girl tonight

[Danimal77]

I showered for about an hour after coming home. 

[Var City]

I showered for about an hour after coming home.  

what did you lick his asshole or something after he accidentally took your laxatives when you meant slip him his date rape drugs

then you accidentally took his date rape drugs thinking they were your laxatives

and while you were licking his asshole

you fell asleep

with your tongue lodged up his ass

and then the laxatives kicked in for him

and with your tongue up his ass

he said "get off"!

because a wave of diarrhea was flooding out towards your mouth

but he couldn't shake you off

because you were asleep with your tongue lodged up his asshole

so he shit all over your face

and down your throat

so explosively it covered a wall in your mom's house

then he left while you were unconscious

##

and you just woke up, with your head LITERALLY covered in shit

with a bad roofie hang over

and took a shower?

cool thread

[Knooger]

That's what I was guessing had happened.

[TheShape.]

I can smell the curry just from this post

[Knooger]

I can smell the curry just from this post

Curry and corn, dinner of champions.

[Roger Bacon]

That's what I was guessing had happened.

rofl

[keanu]

I hate to admit it but I have a thing for westernized Indian and Spanish women. I loved Italian women when I was younger but they age horribly. 

[Ron Harrigan]

Indian-Irish hybrid.

[ChopperRider]

what did you lick his asshole or something after he accidentally took your laxatives when you meant slip him his date rape drugs

then you accidentally took his date rape drugs thinking they were your laxatives

and while you were licking his asshole

you fell asleep

with your tongue lodged up his ass

and then the laxatives kicked in for him

and with your tongue up his ass

he said "get off"!

because a wave of diarrhea was flooding out towards your mouth

but he couldn't shake you off

because you were asleep with your tongue lodged up his asshole

so he shit all over your face

and down your throat

so explosively it covered a wall in your mom's house

then he left while you were unconscious

##

and you just woke up, with your head LITERALLY covered in shit

with a bad roofie hang over

and took a shower?

cool thread

#TypicalShitsoDate

[Var City]

#TypicalShitsoDate

They say god gives everyone a purpose in life ...

[240 is Back]

India Corn Production by Year

[Knooger]

I wonder what percentage of the average Indian defecation is made up of corn.

[calfzilla]

I wonder what percentage of the average Indian defecation is made up of corn.

Just walk down any Indian street and you will find out. 

I actually kinda have a thing for Indian women tho so probably wouldn't mind a little curry smell. 

[BigRo]

some of the most beautiful women in the world come from India.

[G_Thang]

I showered for about an hour after coming home. 

I dated a Northern Indian girl.  Either you are lying or just posting to impress getdumbers.

[IronMeister]

[thegamechanger]

i can see at least two problems with indian girls

1. their accent if they speak indian-english
2. body and facial hair

also i dont know about their figure, are they known for being fit, big breasts, bubble butts? i think neither ?

[G_Thang]

Indian-Irish hybrid.

As thought, you have to mix something to get a half-ass good looking Irish woman. Right, IrishDaveDrunk?    

[smoothasf]

I had a half Indian girl working for me until recently, she was one of the most attractive girls I've seen, even the girls fancied her.  Native ones look like shit usually.

[MikMaq]

Canada's finest, unfortunately everyone in brampton mississauga acts like they are black americans. Despite the fact that these towns are like 95 percent indian suburban kids ridding around in their parents mini vans.

[Griffith]

I think the southern Indian women are more pretty, they have darker skin look more Asian and less European than the northern ones.

[calfzilla]

Canada's finest, unfortunately everyone in brampton mississauga acts like they are black americans. Despite the fact that these towns are like 95 percent indian suburban kids ridding around in their parents mini vans.

There is a Canadian girl popular on youtube named Jessica Kardashian. She's pretty hot and I think she's like Indian or Arab, I can't really tell.

[gracie bjj]

i lived with a indian girl from trinidad/tobago islands,she spoke jamaican tho,she wasnt bad at all n she didnt cook with curry. she was always horny n she was on the nasty tip,she let me shoot my load in her mouth n she would swallow it,she let me bang her in the ass also, u cant ask for more than that in a broad i guess

[booty]

some of the most beautiful women in the world come from India.

Every Indian I have met, has been a good hearted person.

[anabolichalo]

some of them really nice


chocolate woman skin and thai woman hair


 

i never saw a lot of them just pictors