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Title: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 02:39:42 PM
In light of:

1. Ron recently CONFIRMING that HUGH JACKMAN DEADLIFTS 400LBS! http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=550258.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=550258.0)

2. The Olympia Quickly Approaching

3. TA and Soul Crusher and Tedim being huge faggats

4. The fact that I am a 6'2'' man Dime, with a perfect head of hair and the body of DAVID squared on tren

I am composing a song, and writing the lyrics for it, and making a video of it, to be released the day before the Olympia here.

It is titled "Ballad of a Man Dime"

Help me pick the single/album cover out of the following images of said ManDime (myself).

"Haters gonna hate. Players gonna play. I just shake shake"- Taylor Swift

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-16-2014/Z51uzS.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/Z51uzS)


Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 02:50:17 PM
bump photos added faggats

come on me
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: _aj_ on September 16, 2014, 03:12:06 PM
Go with the one where you are doing then Zyzz lips.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Tedim on September 16, 2014, 03:14:10 PM
bump photos added faggats

come on me

its "come at me".....the other is what your boyfriend does "on you"  ;D
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 03:14:56 PM
Go with the one where you are doing then Zyzz lips.

Good choice.

I was being sarcastic in that photo

then it dawned on me that my duck face selfie was better than those that do it for real. and i'm a Viking.

so shit got real.

I see get big is largely intimidated by my scrolling ManDime gif(t). Only a fellow Snow Leopard on Top Of The Mountain (AJ) had the coronas to comment.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Tedim on September 16, 2014, 03:15:33 PM
Go with the one where you are doing then Zyzz lips.

how many Mensa candidates do you think visit getbig? lol
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: _aj_ on September 16, 2014, 03:16:55 PM
how many Mensa candidates do you think visit getbig? lol

I think I saw getbig linked off their homepage. It's like a anthropology exhibit. Studying Joon would be a lifetime endeavor.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 03:17:11 PM
its "come at me".....the other is what your boyfriend does "on you"  ;D

you joined the army to be surrounded by men faggat

and you either lack a sarcasm radar

or you suck at posting

either way, "tedim" sounds like a christian rock band. go be a fluffer at an ostrich bukkake. follow your destiny

and you forgot to nominate the album cover, you big jerk
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Tedim on September 16, 2014, 03:18:10 PM
you joined the army to be surrounded by men faggat

and you either lack a sarcasm radar

or you suck at posting

either way, "tedim" sounds like a christian rock band. go be a fluffer at an ostrich bukkake. follow your destiny, child

sit down child, you're too low on the totem pole for me to school you yet.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 03:20:13 PM
sit down child, you're too low on the totem pole for me to school you yet.

well you are my elder

teach me a lesson professor gaylord

did you just cum into your bladder reading the above? you are such a russian twink
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Tedim on September 16, 2014, 03:22:24 PM
well you are my elder

teach me a lesson professor gaylord

did you just cum into your bladder reading the above? you are such a russian twink

lol, I can only hope you try harder getting a rise out of your boyfriend than desperately trying to get one out of me....hyisos 
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 03:25:31 PM
lol, I can only hope you try harder getting a rise out of your boyfriend than desperately trying to get one out of me....hyisos 

for some reason i am having trouble reading that sentence

try reading it out loud

it sounds like you're a japanese female teenager with autism when you do it
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Tedim on September 16, 2014, 03:30:48 PM
for some reason i am having trouble reading that sentence

try reading it out loud

it sounds like you're a japanese female teenager with autism when you do it

your reading comprehension is on par with Terry Schiavo's, congrats 

and your spelling is atrocious

so obliviously I'll have to dumb down my posts.....
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 03:32:13 PM
your reading comprehension is on par with Terry Schiavo's, congrats  

and your spelling is atrocious

so obliviously I'll have to dumb down my posts.....

please do your intellect is crushing me clearly

go get yourself a little cat fish dinner

but know

i'm the fisherman and your a catfish cannibal whore
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Tedim on September 16, 2014, 03:32:20 PM
in keeping...

you not smart, you dumb and tattoo looks bad, like kaka
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Tedim on September 16, 2014, 03:33:47 PM
please do your intellect is crushing me clearly

go get yourself a little cat fish dinner

but know

i'm the fisherman and your a catfish cannibal whore

you're not your my grammatically challenged simpleton.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 03:34:44 PM
go on i am being taken to schools
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: epic_alien on September 16, 2014, 03:41:13 PM
which one are you? i mean which personality is here with us?
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Tedim on September 16, 2014, 03:41:40 PM
go on i am being taken to schools

bbl and we'll talk about you "fashion sense"....
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Costanza on September 16, 2014, 03:47:40 PM
Ted me and Falcon are still waiting for a photo of your wife, please give us a peek.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 03:49:28 PM
bbl and we'll talk about you "fashion sense"....

Read that out loud

You sound like an autistic Japanese teenager who survived Hiroshima but mutated into a queer

Also,
Do you even bake bro?

And reading
Through the lines you're suggesting photo
3 for my album cover?

Thanks!!!

BlackKid.Gif
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 03:51:13 PM
Ted me and Falcon are still waiting for a photo of your wife, please give us a peek.

Thanks so photo 7?

And yeah, to
Answer your question I suggest
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 16, 2014, 04:00:27 PM
While I have a bunch of faggats attention,
Excluding AJ, it's fitting to bring up an issue that the media seems to be skirting around

Pogs

Where did they go? Really? It's like
They all migrated one winter like birds

But they decided they liked it
In Antarctica

Now it's a continent of living Pogs

The slammers are the alphas

The pogs the bottom of the pile are the tedims, soul
Crushers etc

The pogs
Who suck at posting but are allowed to
Live
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Lobstah on September 16, 2014, 05:57:10 PM
American Flag tank, horn-rimmed glasses. Vaginas love that stuff, and dudes will just be like "what a cock," and continue hating while watching you move around the room to make sure you don't make eye contact with their girl.
Trust.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: D.O.A. on September 17, 2014, 01:15:22 AM
100% Alpha, all American homeboy! The End
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Wolfox on September 17, 2014, 01:53:13 AM
American Psycho.  8)
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: bigmc on September 17, 2014, 02:33:03 AM
great everyday look

easy to convert into homosexuality with a little coke  8)
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Beckenbauer on September 17, 2014, 04:58:42 AM
Good choice.

I was being sarcastic in that photo

then it dawned on me that my duck face selfie was better than those that do it for real. and i'm a Viking.

so shit got real.

I see get big is largely intimidated by my scrolling ManDime gif(t). Only a fellow Snow Leopard on Top Of The Mountain (AJ) had the coronas to comment.

Scandinavia being the most feminist nations, invaded by muslims and your women raped, I wouldn't be too proud calling myself a viking.  :D
Russia at least got Putin who doesn't care about being pc, I'd say they deserved to be called true Vikings.

I don't side with anyone here. Tedim is an American, real Russians don't get fat and train outside with selfmade barbels.
He waves his Russian flag if it's convenient for him. But there is no arguing which nation is real bad ass.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: _aj_ on September 17, 2014, 06:52:18 AM
Scandinavia being the most feminist nations, invaded by muslims and your women raped, I wouldn't be too proud calling myself a viking.  :D
Russia at least got Putin who doesn't care about being pc, I'd say they deserved to be called true Vikings.

I don't side with anyone here. Tedim is an American, real Russians don't get fat and train outside with selfmade barbels.
He waves his Russian flag if it's convenient for him. But there is no arguing which nation is real bad ass.


Tedim also carried a rifle for Uncle Sugar which is always a plus. Plus, the man makes bank; he almost makes me feel middle class*



* not really
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: CalvinH on September 17, 2014, 07:23:13 AM

easy to convert into homosexuality with a little coke  8)

 ;D
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 17, 2014, 07:32:38 AM
Var City has take the place of Galineko on here. A younger, American, NYC partying, Bodybuilding and Football loving sociopath. :)
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Your Average GymRat on September 17, 2014, 07:56:37 AM
American Flag tank, horn-rimmed glasses. Vaginas love that stuff, and dudes will just be like "what a cock," and continue hating while watching you move around the room to make sure you don't make eye contact with their girl.
Trust.
Not really understanding why you feel the need to always appear knowledgeable about everything. You aound like you were educated by watching sitcoms and infomercials.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Tedim on September 17, 2014, 08:59:39 AM
AJ thank you for the kind words....

I see my little goombah is still at it....

Thats a NO ;D, on the wife pics....wrong forum for full disclosure.

Lobster, really? A Jersey douche...!....no accounting for taste.

 
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: visualizeperfection on September 17, 2014, 12:36:40 PM
Decent looking dude.


Not really what I expected though.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 17, 2014, 12:41:34 PM
AJ thank you for the kind words....

I see my little goombah is still at it....

Thats a NO ;D, on the wife pics....wrong forum for full disclosure.

Lobster, really? A Jersey douche...!....no accounting for taste.

 

little? 6'2'' and change barefoot and 235 lbs buddy

wife? never heard that word before

ashamed of being a viking? i don't understand such words

new jersey? wat

galeniko: legend

tedim: not sure who he is. i have trouble reading most of his posts though, because they read like an australian aboriginal pre pubescent girl who is in her last days of ebola death and withdrawing from benzodiazapenes and just got a get big account

converrted into a homosexual with a little bit of coke: as kevin garnett said anything is possible (except that)

America: fuck yeah

I'm listening to drake take a shot for me right now and i just watched my pupils dilate in the mirror for the last fifteen minutes. I don't feel the things most of you do. If you knew what actually made me happy, like as in gave me a rush, you would continue your squirrel existence and black my memory out as a defense mechanism because you are not there to me. I'm speaking to whoever reads into it.

And let's just be honest, to those like Tedim: you want to be me. But then again, you don't. And I'd kill myself if I woke up you. And that's a fact
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 17, 2014, 01:02:37 PM
if your ballad is to be true to standard musical definition and form, the faceless film festival pic is the one to choose. anonymous.

traditional ballads are passed on orally. i also hope to be able to dance to it when DENNIS WOLF wins.


THANK YOU

this is the first real answer

people think i was trolling, but let's be honest with one another and candid with OURSELVES for a moment about the following:

Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Howard on September 17, 2014, 01:29:35 PM
Good choice.

I was being sarcastic in that photo

then it dawned on me that my duck face selfie was better than those that do it for real. and i'm a Viking.

so shit got real.

I see get big is largely intimidated by my scrolling ManDime gif(t). Only a fellow Snow Leopard on Top Of The Mountain (AJ) had the coronas to comment.

WTF? I guess this an attempt at being funny, but it seems rather odd and I have no idea what your deal is? sorry dude.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 17, 2014, 03:20:34 PM
WTF? I guess this an attempt at being funny, but it seems rather odd and I have no idea what your deal is? sorry dude.

Shut your old crusty mouth you dumb slinky faggat

you also didn't think it was incredible when i PERSONALLY got Ron to confirm that Hugh Jackman Deadlifts 400lbs!

And you are on the record saying that you enjoy this song:



that's as good as coming out of the closet as an aids infested power bottom--you wear a rubber horse head mask in public. remember that?

you probably dance like an old gay lord swinging your arms like McCain

remember i am varsity you're Gay Seeps into anyone who contacts your pores you JV SyphilisFish
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: shiftedShapes on September 17, 2014, 04:55:41 PM
I'd say you're about a 7.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 17, 2014, 04:59:25 PM
I'd say you're about a 7.

Haha (:
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Maddy on September 17, 2014, 06:43:48 PM


Var City
man dime
gay man title
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 17, 2014, 06:44:35 PM
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: no one on September 19, 2014, 09:50:16 PM
American Flag tank, horn-rimmed glasses. Vaginas love that stuff, and dudes will just be like "what a cock," and continue hating while watching you move around the room to make sure you don't make eye contact with their girl. make sure i dont steal your gf cause you look like a knob.
Trust.


editied for accuracy.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Lobstah on September 19, 2014, 11:18:06 PM

editied for accuracy.
THINGS!
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: Var City on September 20, 2014, 02:26:18 PM
Alright alright everybody.

The Ballad is complete. I have Bob Dylan on the harmonica, Neil Young on the GeeTar 1, Harry Styles as background vocals, Wacka Flocka as the hype man, Produced by Avicii and Timbaland, Some random bum I found under a bridge on the Drums, and of course, yours truly on the singSong-Beeng-Bong (that's the BEHIND THE SCENES slang for the microphone. The phrase was invented by Biggie, who was a huge fan of asking his opponent to pass the SeengSongBeengBong in the middle of a battle rap so he could politely retort).

Anyway, due to contractual issues (A bidding war between Aftermath, Columbia, and some random Phillipino Billionaire who is addicted to peach schnops), I can't release the song into public on this day. However, the BACK of the album's cover has been decided (my house in the background; ignore the random whore).

(http://s28.postimg.org/mnqulhvl5/erk1.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/mnqulhvl5/)

Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: no one on September 20, 2014, 03:35:24 PM
if your ballad is to be true to standard musical definition and form, the faceless film festival pic is the one to choose. anonymous.

traditional ballads are passed on orally
.

I see what you did there.

given the abject homosexual undertones in creating ones own ballad- ie a slow paced love song- are you suggesting by using the words 'passed on' and 'orally' there is an almost 100% certainty the OP loves teh cock?
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: no one on September 21, 2014, 08:11:50 AM
what i was suggesting, was that this minstrel couldn't compose a ballad if it was being orally transmitted to him through acts of 'courtly love', and that anonymity would be ideal in this case, given the minstrel's delusional perception of himself as a 'man dime'.


if by 'courtly love' you mean that the OP's talents would be in great demand and he would thrive in the penal system, i must concur.
Title: Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
Post by: chaos on September 21, 2014, 08:12:58 AM
Man dime?  Has to be the most homosexual way for a man to refer to himself. Gayest shit ever