Ballad Of A Man Dime

[Wolfox]

American Psycho. 

[bigmc]

great everyday look

easy to convert into homosexuality with a little coke 

[Beckenbauer]

Good choice.

I was being sarcastic in that photo

then it dawned on me that my duck face selfie was better than those that do it for real. and i'm a Viking.

so shit got real.

I see get big is largely intimidated by my scrolling ManDime gif(t). Only a fellow Snow Leopard on Top Of The Mountain (AJ) had the coronas to comment.

Scandinavia being the most feminist nations, invaded by muslims and your women raped, I wouldn't be too proud calling myself a viking.  
Russia at least got Putin who doesn't care about being pc, I'd say they deserved to be called true Vikings.

I don't side with anyone here. Tedim is an American, real Russians don't get fat and train outside with selfmade barbels.
He waves his Russian flag if it's convenient for him. But there is no arguing which nation is real bad ass.

[_aj_]

Scandinavia being the most feminist nations, invaded by muslims and your women raped, I wouldn't be too proud calling myself a viking.  
Russia at least got Putin who doesn't care about being pc, I'd say they deserved to be called true Vikings.

I don't side with anyone here. Tedim is an American, real Russians don't get fat and train outside with selfmade barbels.
He waves his Russian flag if it's convenient for him. But there is no arguing which nation is real bad ass.

Tedim also carried a rifle for Uncle Sugar which is always a plus. Plus, the man makes bank; he almost makes me feel middle class*



* not really

[CalvinH]

easy to convert into homosexuality with a little coke 

 

[Ronnie Rep]

Var City has take the place of Galineko on here. A younger, American, NYC partying, Bodybuilding and Football loving sociopath.

[Your Average GymRat]

American Flag tank, horn-rimmed glasses. Vaginas love that stuff, and dudes will just be like "what a cock," and continue hating while watching you move around the room to make sure you don't make eye contact with their girl.
Trust.

Not really understanding why you feel the need to always appear knowledgeable about everything. You aound like you were educated by watching sitcoms and infomercials.

[Tedim]

AJ thank you for the kind words....

I see my little goombah is still at it....

Thats a NO , on the wife pics....wrong forum for full disclosure.

Lobster, really? A Jersey douche...!....no accounting for taste.

 

[visualizeperfection]

Decent looking dude.


Not really what I expected though.

[Var City]

AJ thank you for the kind words....

I see my little goombah is still at it....

Thats a NO , on the wife pics....wrong forum for full disclosure.

Lobster, really? A Jersey douche...!....no accounting for taste.

 

little? 6'2'' and change barefoot and 235 lbs buddy

wife? never heard that word before

ashamed of being a viking? i don't understand such words

new jersey? wat

galeniko: legend

tedim: not sure who he is. i have trouble reading most of his posts though, because they read like an australian aboriginal pre pubescent girl who is in her last days of ebola death and withdrawing from benzodiazapenes and just got a get big account

converrted into a homosexual with a little bit of coke: as kevin garnett said anything is possible (except that)

America: fuck yeah

I'm listening to drake take a shot for me right now and i just watched my pupils dilate in the mirror for the last fifteen minutes. I don't feel the things most of you do. If you knew what actually made me happy, like as in gave me a rush, you would continue your squirrel existence and black my memory out as a defense mechanism because you are not there to me. I'm speaking to whoever reads into it.

And let's just be honest, to those like Tedim: you want to be me. But then again, you don't. And I'd kill myself if I woke up you. And that's a fact

[Var City]

if your ballad is to be true to standard musical definition and form, the faceless film festival pic is the one to choose. anonymous.

traditional ballads are passed on orally. i also hope to be able to dance to it when DENNIS WOLF wins.

THANK YOU

this is the first real answer

people think i was trolling, but let's be honest with one another and candid with OURSELVES for a moment about the following:

[Howard]

Good choice.

I was being sarcastic in that photo

then it dawned on me that my duck face selfie was better than those that do it for real. and i'm a Viking.

so shit got real.

I see get big is largely intimidated by my scrolling ManDime gif(t). Only a fellow Snow Leopard on Top Of The Mountain (AJ) had the coronas to comment.

WTF? I guess this an attempt at being funny, but it seems rather odd and I have no idea what your deal is? sorry dude.

[Var City]

WTF? I guess this an attempt at being funny, but it seems rather odd and I have no idea what your deal is? sorry dude.

Shut your old crusty mouth you dumb slinky faggat

you also didn't think it was incredible when i PERSONALLY got Ron to confirm that Hugh Jackman Deadlifts 400lbs!

And you are on the record saying that you enjoy this song:

that's as good as coming out of the closet as an aids infested power bottom--you wear a rubber horse head mask in public. remember that?

you probably dance like an old gay lord swinging your arms like McCain

remember i am varsity you're Gay Seeps into anyone who contacts your pores you JV SyphilisFish

[shiftedShapes]

I'd say you're about a 7.

[Var City]

I'd say you're about a 7.

Haha (:

[Maddy]

Var City
man dime
gay man title

[The Abdominal Snoman]

[no one]

American Flag tank, horn-rimmed glasses. Vaginas love that stuff, and dudes will just be like "what a cock," and continue hating while watching you move around the room to make sure you don't make eye contact with their girl. make sure i dont steal your gf cause you look like a knob.
Trust.

editied for accuracy.

[Lobstah]

editied for accuracy.

THINGS!

[Var City]

Alright alright everybody.

The Ballad is complete. I have Bob Dylan on the harmonica, Neil Young on the GeeTar 1, Harry Styles as background vocals, Wacka Flocka as the hype man, Produced by Avicii and Timbaland, Some random bum I found under a bridge on the Drums, and of course, yours truly on the singSong-Beeng-Bong (that's the BEHIND THE SCENES slang for the microphone. The phrase was invented by Biggie, who was a huge fan of asking his opponent to pass the SeengSongBeengBong in the middle of a battle rap so he could politely retort).

Anyway, due to contractual issues (A bidding war between Aftermath, Columbia, and some random Phillipino Billionaire who is addicted to peach schnops), I can't release the song into public on this day. However, the BACK of the album's cover has been decided (my house in the background; ignore the random whore).

[no one]

if your ballad is to be true to standard musical definition and form, the faceless film festival pic is the one to choose. anonymous.

traditional ballads are passed on orally.

I see what you did there.

given the abject homosexual undertones in creating ones own ballad- ie a slow paced love song- are you suggesting by using the words 'passed on' and 'orally' there is an almost 100% certainty the OP loves teh cock?

[no one]

what i was suggesting, was that this minstrel couldn't compose a ballad if it was being orally transmitted to him through acts of 'courtly love', and that anonymity would be ideal in this case, given the minstrel's delusional perception of himself as a 'man dime'.

if by 'courtly love' you mean that the OP's talents would be in great demand and he would thrive in the penal system, i must concur.

[chaos]

Man dime?  Has to be the most homosexual way for a man to refer to himself. Gayest shit ever