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Ballad Of A Man Dime
« on: September 16, 2014, 02:39:42 PM »
In light of:

1. Ron recently CONFIRMING that HUGH JACKMAN DEADLIFTS 400LBS! http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=550258.0

2. The Olympia Quickly Approaching

3. TA and Soul Crusher and Tedim being huge faggats

4. The fact that I am a 6'2'' man Dime, with a perfect head of hair and the body of DAVID squared on tren

I am composing a song, and writing the lyrics for it, and making a video of it, to be released the day before the Olympia here.

It is titled "Ballad of a Man Dime"

Help me pick the single/album cover out of the following images of said ManDime (myself).

"Haters gonna hate. Players gonna play. I just shake shake"- Taylor Swift




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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2014, 02:50:17 PM »
bump photos added faggats

come on me

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2014, 03:12:06 PM »
Go with the one where you are doing then Zyzz lips.

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2014, 03:14:10 PM »
bump photos added faggats

come on me

its "come at me".....the other is what your boyfriend does "on you"  ;D

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2014, 03:14:56 PM »
Go with the one where you are doing then Zyzz lips.

Good choice.

I was being sarcastic in that photo

then it dawned on me that my duck face selfie was better than those that do it for real. and i'm a Viking.

so shit got real.

I see get big is largely intimidated by my scrolling ManDime gif(t). Only a fellow Snow Leopard on Top Of The Mountain (AJ) had the coronas to comment.

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2014, 03:15:33 PM »
Go with the one where you are doing then Zyzz lips.

how many Mensa candidates do you think visit getbig? lol

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2014, 03:16:55 PM »
how many Mensa candidates do you think visit getbig? lol

I think I saw getbig linked off their homepage. It's like a anthropology exhibit. Studying Joon would be a lifetime endeavor.

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 03:17:11 PM »
its "come at me".....the other is what your boyfriend does "on you"  ;D

you joined the army to be surrounded by men faggat

and you either lack a sarcasm radar

or you suck at posting

either way, "tedim" sounds like a christian rock band. go be a fluffer at an ostrich bukkake. follow your destiny

and you forgot to nominate the album cover, you big jerk

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2014, 03:18:10 PM »
you joined the army to be surrounded by men faggat

and you either lack a sarcasm radar

or you suck at posting

either way, "tedim" sounds like a christian rock band. go be a fluffer at an ostrich bukkake. follow your destiny, child

sit down child, you're too low on the totem pole for me to school you yet.

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2014, 03:20:13 PM »
sit down child, you're too low on the totem pole for me to school you yet.

well you are my elder

teach me a lesson professor gaylord

did you just cum into your bladder reading the above? you are such a russian twink

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2014, 03:22:24 PM »
well you are my elder

teach me a lesson professor gaylord

did you just cum into your bladder reading the above? you are such a russian twink

lol, I can only hope you try harder getting a rise out of your boyfriend than desperately trying to get one out of me....hyisos 

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2014, 03:25:31 PM »
lol, I can only hope you try harder getting a rise out of your boyfriend than desperately trying to get one out of me....hyisos 

for some reason i am having trouble reading that sentence

try reading it out loud

it sounds like you're a japanese female teenager with autism when you do it

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2014, 03:30:48 PM »
for some reason i am having trouble reading that sentence

try reading it out loud

it sounds like you're a japanese female teenager with autism when you do it

your reading comprehension is on par with Terry Schiavo's, congrats 

and your spelling is atrocious

so obliviously I'll have to dumb down my posts.....

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2014, 03:32:13 PM »
your reading comprehension is on par with Terry Schiavo's, congrats  

and your spelling is atrocious

so obliviously I'll have to dumb down my posts.....

please do your intellect is crushing me clearly

go get yourself a little cat fish dinner

but know

i'm the fisherman and your a catfish cannibal whore

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2014, 03:32:20 PM »
in keeping...

you not smart, you dumb and tattoo looks bad, like kaka

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2014, 03:33:47 PM »
please do your intellect is crushing me clearly

go get yourself a little cat fish dinner

but know

i'm the fisherman and your a catfish cannibal whore

you're not your my grammatically challenged simpleton.

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2014, 03:34:44 PM »
go on i am being taken to schools

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2014, 03:41:13 PM »
which one are you? i mean which personality is here with us?

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2014, 03:41:40 PM »
go on i am being taken to schools

bbl and we'll talk about you "fashion sense"....

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2014, 03:47:40 PM »
Ted me and Falcon are still waiting for a photo of your wife, please give us a peek.

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2014, 03:49:28 PM »
bbl and we'll talk about you "fashion sense"....

Read that out loud

You sound like an autistic Japanese teenager who survived Hiroshima but mutated into a queer

Also,
Do you even bake bro?

And reading
Through the lines you're suggesting photo
3 for my album cover?

Thanks!!!

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2014, 03:51:13 PM »
Ted me and Falcon are still waiting for a photo of your wife, please give us a peek.

Thanks so photo 7?

And yeah, to
Answer your question I suggest

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2014, 04:00:27 PM »
While I have a bunch of faggats attention,
Excluding AJ, it's fitting to bring up an issue that the media seems to be skirting around

Pogs

Where did they go? Really? It's like
They all migrated one winter like birds

But they decided they liked it
In Antarctica

Now it's a continent of living Pogs

The slammers are the alphas

The pogs the bottom of the pile are the tedims, soul
Crushers etc

The pogs
Who suck at posting but are allowed to
Live

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2014, 05:57:10 PM »
American Flag tank, horn-rimmed glasses. Vaginas love that stuff, and dudes will just be like "what a cock," and continue hating while watching you move around the room to make sure you don't make eye contact with their girl.
Trust.

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Re: Ballad Of A Man Dime
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2014, 01:15:22 AM »
100% Alpha, all American homeboy! The End