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Title: Screwing yourself
Post by: the trainer on September 27, 2014, 09:51:29 AM
So the other day I was thinking what if it was possible to have sex with yourself,then the idea occur to me that you could have a replica sex doll made in your exact image and have sex with it, you would literally be fucking yourself it would be a weird but enjoyable experience.

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Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: FermiDirac on September 27, 2014, 09:53:33 AM
That doesn't sound very "100 PERCENT ALPHA MALE".  :-\
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: no one on September 27, 2014, 09:55:24 AM




for a guy who gets told to go fuck himself as much as you do I'm surprised you didn't think of this sooner.
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 10:00:21 AM
100% serious here: This is a terrible thread.

Getbig is better then this.
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: Wolfox on September 27, 2014, 10:01:28 AM
This thread is almost as bad as a shizzo post - almost.
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 10:01:58 AM
This thread is almost as bad as a shizzo post - almost.
Right back at ya  ;)
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: Dave D on September 27, 2014, 10:02:12 AM
This is easily some of Adonis's best work since 225 X 112!
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: FermiDirac on September 27, 2014, 10:05:04 AM
100% serious here: This is a terrible thread.

Getbig is better then this.

You use 'than' when making comparisons, HTH.
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 10:06:52 AM
You use 'than' when making comparisons, HTH.

Who cares? This is internet lingo brah. No PHD's or STD's needed.

Besides, I am an idiot savant anyway.
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: ChopperRider on September 27, 2014, 10:11:04 AM
This is easily some of Adonis's best work since 225 X 112!

It is.....

Like a feminine punch in your throat that just hurts enough to make you want to take a blowtorch to his eyes.
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: cephissus on September 27, 2014, 10:11:48 AM
Who cares? This is internet lingo brah. No PHD's or STD's needed.

Besides, I am an idiot savant anyway.

you don't need a "PHD" to avoid bottom of the barrel mistakes... the kind of mistake that betrays your 3rd rate education and upbringing in the gutter
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: FermiDirac on September 27, 2014, 10:13:38 AM
Who cares? This is internet lingo brah. No PHD's or STD's needed.

Besides, I am an idiot savant anyway.

But how will filthy foreigners like me learn the beautiful language of Americas?
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 10:15:41 AM
you don't need a "PHD" to avoid bottom of the barrel mistakes... the kind of mistake that betrays your 3rd rate education and upbringing in the gutter
Street smarts/common sense outweighs everything.

It does not matter when everyone knows what you are trying to convey.

My vocabulary is off the charts, yet I do not know where to place commas half of the time.

Go figure  ::)
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: ChopperRider on September 27, 2014, 10:17:44 AM
100% serious here: This is a terrible thread.

Getbig is better then this.

Yes.....we should do something totally original and discuss the deterioration of the institution of marriage.

I hope you get anal cancer.
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: cephissus on September 27, 2014, 10:18:24 AM
Street smarts/common sense outweighs everything.

It does not matter when everyone knows what you are trying to convey.

My vocabulary is off the charts, yet I do not know where to place commas half of the time.

Go figure  ::)

what do you know about the streets

except those leading to the liquor store ???
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 10:20:37 AM
Getbig proving it's worth in the last few posts  :D

How is a man supposed to survive in this jungle?
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: FermiDirac on September 27, 2014, 10:22:15 AM
what do you know about the streets

except those leading to the liquor store ???

:D

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Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: cephissus on September 27, 2014, 10:24:52 AM
Getbig proving it's worth in the last few posts  :D

How is a man supposed to survive in this jungle?

peace offering of peace ::)
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: ChopperRider on September 27, 2014, 10:26:10 AM
Getbig proving it's worth in the last few posts  :D

How is a man supposed to survive in this jungle?

Most of us are hoping that you don't survive.

Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: King Shizzo on September 27, 2014, 10:26:38 AM
Most of us are hoping that you don't survive.


  ;D

Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: ChopperRider on September 27, 2014, 10:31:44 AM
  ;D



In a perfect world it would be an open casket.

So your mom could watch me drop trousers and give you a Cleveland Steamer pile of booty send-off.
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: wolfrittner on September 28, 2014, 01:56:10 AM
So the other day I was thinking what if it was possible to have sex with yourself,then the idea occur to me that you could have a replica sex doll made in your exact image and have sex with it, you would literally be fucking yourself it would be a weird but enjoyable experience.
You would find out very fast what an disgusting ugly bald headed fuck you are!
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: BigRo on September 28, 2014, 02:03:36 AM
trainer is def someones pet gimmick
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: wolfrittner on September 28, 2014, 02:09:20 AM
trainer is def someones pet gimmick
I think its Frank Clairmonte. Not very bright and very goofy
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: Royalty on September 28, 2014, 04:46:01 AM
I think its Frank Clairmonte. Not very bright and very goofy


Well Frank Clairmonte is Junior....
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: booty on September 28, 2014, 04:50:27 AM
So the other day I was thinking what if it was possible to have sex with yourself,then the idea occur to me that you could have a replica sex doll made in your exact image and have sex with it, you would literally be fucking yourself it would be a weird but enjoyable experience.
Sex with a doll does not sound like great sex.
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 28, 2014, 05:07:21 AM
Keep it up with the shit threads and you will be out of here.

"1"
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: booty on September 28, 2014, 05:53:31 AM
Keep it up with the shit threads and you will be out of here.

"1"
ha ha
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: DanielPaul on September 28, 2014, 05:58:55 AM
Keep it up with the shit threads and you will be out of here.

"1"
this is a pretty terrible thread
Title: Re: Screwing yourself
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 28, 2014, 06:04:19 AM
So the other day I was thinking what if it was possible to have sex with yourself,then the idea occur to me that you could have a replica sex doll made in your exact image and have sex with it, you would literally be fucking yourself it would be a weird but enjoyable experience.

Hello Anabolichalo

this is a pretty terrible thread

No, I LOLLED :D