Screwing yourself

[the trainer]

So the other day I was thinking what if it was possible to have sex with yourself,then the idea occur to me that you could have a replica sex doll made in your exact image and have sex with it, you would literally be fucking yourself it would be a weird but enjoyable experience.

[FermiDirac]

That doesn't sound very "100 PERCENT ALPHA MALE". 

[no one]

for a guy who gets told to go fuck himself as much as you do I'm surprised you didn't think of this sooner.

[King Shizzo]

100% serious here: This is a terrible thread.

Getbig is better then this.

[Wolfox]

This thread is almost as bad as a shizzo post - almost.

[King Shizzo]

This thread is almost as bad as a shizzo post - almost.

Right back at ya 

[Dave D]

This is easily some of Adonis's best work since 225 X 112!

[FermiDirac]

100% serious here: This is a terrible thread.

Getbig is better then this.

You use 'than' when making comparisons, HTH.

[King Shizzo]

You use 'than' when making comparisons, HTH.

Who cares? This is internet lingo brah. No PHD's or STD's needed.

Besides, I am an idiot savant anyway.

[ChopperRider]

This is easily some of Adonis's best work since 225 X 112!

It is.....

Like a feminine punch in your throat that just hurts enough to make you want to take a blowtorch to his eyes.

[cephissus]

Who cares? This is internet lingo brah. No PHD's or STD's needed.

Besides, I am an idiot savant anyway.

you don't need a "PHD" to avoid bottom of the barrel mistakes... the kind of mistake that betrays your 3rd rate education and upbringing in the gutter

[FermiDirac]

Who cares? This is internet lingo brah. No PHD's or STD's needed.

Besides, I am an idiot savant anyway.

But how will filthy foreigners like me learn the beautiful language of Americas?

[King Shizzo]

you don't need a "PHD" to avoid bottom of the barrel mistakes... the kind of mistake that betrays your 3rd rate education and upbringing in the gutter

Street smarts/common sense outweighs everything.

It does not matter when everyone knows what you are trying to convey.

My vocabulary is off the charts, yet I do not know where to place commas half of the time.

Go figure 

[ChopperRider]

100% serious here: This is a terrible thread.

Getbig is better then this.

Yes.....we should do something totally original and discuss the deterioration of the institution of marriage.

I hope you get anal cancer.

[cephissus]

Street smarts/common sense outweighs everything.

It does not matter when everyone knows what you are trying to convey.

My vocabulary is off the charts, yet I do not know where to place commas half of the time.

Go figure 

what do you know about the streets

except those leading to the liquor store

[King Shizzo]

Getbig proving it's worth in the last few posts 

How is a man supposed to survive in this jungle?

[FermiDirac]

what do you know about the streets

except those leading to the liquor store

[cephissus]

Getbig proving it's worth in the last few posts  

How is a man supposed to survive in this jungle?

peace offering of peace

[ChopperRider]

Getbig proving it's worth in the last few posts 

How is a man supposed to survive in this jungle?

Most of us are hoping that you don't survive.

[King Shizzo]

Most of us are hoping that you don't survive.

 

[ChopperRider]

 

In a perfect world it would be an open casket.

So your mom could watch me drop trousers and give you a Cleveland Steamer pile of booty send-off.

[wolfrittner]

So the other day I was thinking what if it was possible to have sex with yourself,then the idea occur to me that you could have a replica sex doll made in your exact image and have sex with it, you would literally be fucking yourself it would be a weird but enjoyable experience.

You would find out very fast what an disgusting ugly bald headed fuck you are!

[BigRo]

trainer is def someones pet gimmick

[wolfrittner]

trainer is def someones pet gimmick

I think its Frank Clairmonte. Not very bright and very goofy

[Royalty]

I think its Frank Clairmonte. Not very bright and very goofy

Well Frank Clairmonte is Junior....