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Title: The gorilla diet
Post by: the trainer on October 06, 2014, 10:35:42 AM
As you know gorillas are  big and strong with huge muscles that can rip a human apart and all they eat is plants seeds and fruits so if you want to look like a gorilla you have to eat like a gorilla, so I present the gorilla diet  to turn you into a beast.


Breakfast
bow of cereal with chia,hemp,pomegranate,flax  pumpking seeds, banana  and berries with coconut milk.

Lunch
salad with spinach,brocoli,celery, califlower,asparagus and avacado, with a glass of coconut  milk.

Dinner
salad with spinach,brocoli,celery, califlower,asparagus and avacado, with a glass of coconut  milk.

(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/786x0/5/9/596c8_ORIG-silverback.jpg)


Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: _aj_ on October 06, 2014, 10:36:50 AM
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Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Hulkotron on October 06, 2014, 10:37:07 AM
I dick down two whores in the afternoon.
I dick down two whores at night.
I dick down two whores before I dick down two whores then I dick down two whores.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Var City on October 06, 2014, 11:38:13 AM
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 :D
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Papper on October 06, 2014, 01:26:22 PM
stay on the greens and drink water. and train moderately. never injure yourself.

live long and prosper.

peace.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: The Onion on October 06, 2014, 01:29:57 PM
Breakfast
bow of cereal with chia,hemp,pomegranate,flax  pumpking seeds, banana  and berries with coconut milk.
What kind of cereal do gorillas eat?  ???
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 06, 2014, 01:52:05 PM
Coconut "MILK" , marketing BS  ;D
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Papper on October 06, 2014, 01:54:25 PM
What kind of cereal do gorillas eat?  ???

Lol
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: 2Thick on October 06, 2014, 02:35:51 PM
I'd weigh about 100 pounds less than I do on such a "diet".

How big would the gorilla be if he added in 10 pounds of meat a day?
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Royalty on October 06, 2014, 02:41:42 PM
As you know gorillas are  big and strong with huge muscles that can rip a human apart and all they eat is plants seeds and fruits so if you want to look like a gorilla you have to eat like a gorilla, so I present the gorilla diet  to turn you into a beast.


Breakfast
bow of cereal with chia,hemp,pomegranate,flax  pumpking seeds, banana  and berries with coconut milk.

Lunch
salad with spinach,brocoli,celery, califlower,asparagus and avacado, with a glass of coconut  milk.

Dinner
salad with spinach,brocoli,celery, califlower,asparagus and avacado, with a glass of coconut  milk.

(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/786x0/5/9/596c8_ORIG-silverback.jpg)




following your logic, if a person wants to be able to fly.....they should eat some bird seeds.

and if a person wants to swim better.... eat fish food.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: bradistani on October 06, 2014, 02:42:32 PM
gorillas do eat meat when the opportunity arises. eat insects too.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Schnauzer on October 06, 2014, 02:44:57 PM
What kind of cereal do gorillas eat?  ???

Grape-Nuts  Ape-Nuts
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Hulkotron on October 06, 2014, 02:49:13 PM
I'd weigh about 100 pounds less than I do on such a "diet".

How big would the gorilla be if he added in 10 pounds of meat a day?

He may approach the muscular development of Mars.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: the trainer on October 06, 2014, 02:50:59 PM
I'd weigh about 100 pounds less than I do on such a "diet".

How big would the gorilla be if he added in 10 pounds of meat a day?

Take a look at this old school bodybuilder, he did not eat meat so your logic is flawed.
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/21/thumbnail/ydevaruv.jpg)
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: 2Thick on October 06, 2014, 02:52:27 PM
Unlike most of us, he was a genetic superstud.

How big would HE be had he eaten 2-3 pounds of meat a day?

Take a look at this old school bodybuilder, he did not eat meat so your logic is flawed.
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/21/thumbnail/ydevaruv.jpg)
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Skeletor on October 06, 2014, 02:58:02 PM
What kind of cereal do gorillas eat?  ???

(http://inagorillacostume.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Gorilla-Munch.jpg)
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Thick Nick on October 06, 2014, 04:57:33 PM
I think I read somewhere gorillas eat upwards of like 20lbs of bananas a day?? Good luck with that.

Also...

Gorillas will pull their own shit out of their asses and re-eat it... so sounds like a perfect diet for you trainer.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: the trainer on October 06, 2014, 08:05:20 PM
I think I read somewhere gorillas eat upwards of like 20lbs of bananas a day?? Good luck with that.

Also...

Gorillas will pull their own shit out of their asses and re-eat it... so sounds like a perfect diet for you trainer.

Bananas are one of the best thing for bulking eat plenty of bananas and coconut milk and you will be big like the gorilla.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: jude2 on October 06, 2014, 08:12:45 PM
Unlike most of us, he was a genetic superstud.

How big would HE be had he eaten 2-3 pounds of meat a day?

He would have been huge.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 06, 2014, 09:09:49 PM
Bananas are one of the best thing for bulking eat plenty of bananas and coconut milk and you will be big like the gorilla.

Get real, there is no Coconut milk + no coconuts in big monkey diet,
also gorilla snaps banana palm & eats juicy parts .

I have about 15-20 banana palms & don't eat them at all, so.

Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: FermiDirac on October 06, 2014, 10:05:09 PM
(http://inagorillacostume.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Gorilla-Munch.jpg)

Imagine the rustled jimmies you would get from eating those cereals every morning.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: ESFitness on October 07, 2014, 02:20:40 AM
sadly, I know somebody who follows a diet like this.. nothing but bananas and nuts.. almond milk and "alkaline" water.lol

fucker lost ALLLLLLL his muscle and people think he's sick. (used to look like he WAS/COULD BE a personal trainer... now he looks like he NEEDS a personal trainer. lol)
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Costanza on October 07, 2014, 02:27:07 AM
Imagine the rustled jimmies you would get from eating those cereals every morning.

 :D
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: O.Z. on October 07, 2014, 02:50:08 AM
As you know gorillas are  big and strong with huge muscles that can rip a human apart and all they eat is plants seeds and fruits so if you want to look like a gorilla you have to eat like a gorilla, so I present the gorilla diet  to turn you into a beast.


Breakfast
bow of cereal with chia,hemp,pomegranate,flax  pumpking seeds, banana  and berries with coconut milk.

Lunch
salad with spinach,brocoli,celery, califlower,asparagus and avacado, with a glass of coconut  milk.

Dinner
salad with spinach,brocoli,celery, califlower,asparagus and avacado, with a glass of coconut  milk.

(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/786x0/5/9/596c8_ORIG-silverback.jpg)




do you?  ???
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: the trainer on October 07, 2014, 07:32:28 AM
sadly, I know somebody who follows a diet like this.. nothing but bananas and nuts.. almond milk and "alkaline" water.lol

fucker lost ALLLLLLL his muscle and people think he's sick. (used to look like he WAS/COULD BE a personal trainer... now he looks like he NEEDS a personal trainer. lol)

He did not lose all his muscles most likely he lost all his bodyfat and now he looks skinny in a shirt but I bet he looks good with the shirt off, you should tell him to increase the bananas and add coconut milk to help gain weight.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: IronMeister on October 07, 2014, 07:57:59 AM


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Horrible GH gut, stage 3 palumboism- poor ape.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: falco on October 07, 2014, 12:06:24 PM
As you know gorillas are  big and strong with huge muscles that can rip a human apart and all they eat is plants seeds and fruits so if you want to look like a gorilla you have to eat like a gorilla, so I present the gorilla diet  to turn you into a beast.


Breakfast
bow of cereal with chia,hemp,pomegranate,flax  pumpking seeds, banana  and berries with coconut milk.

Lunch
salad with spinach,brocoli,celery, califlower,asparagus and avacado, with a glass of coconut  milk.

Dinner
salad with spinach,brocoli,celery, califlower,asparagus and avacado, with a glass of coconut  milk.

(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/786x0/5/9/596c8_ORIG-silverback.jpg)




(http://lh6.ggpht.com/-Q-4hezuTSQY/Tv95k_vvboI/AAAAAAAADyA/TtuK-PRqXYY/gorila_thumb%25255B6%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: MikMaq on October 07, 2014, 12:29:24 PM


Gorillas will pull their own shit out of their asses and re-eat it....
dont' worry I'm sure if you met one in real life you'd volunteer.  You = .      0= gorilla.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 07, 2014, 01:20:38 PM
I like the Goodrum diet, but I throw in a little extra cum than he recommends just to make sure I get enough protein (no homo).
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: the trainer on October 07, 2014, 01:48:18 PM
Eating a pumpkin very nutrient dense low calorie food thats great for lean muscle, you guys can add this to your diet.

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01749/oklahoma-gorilla_1749652i.jpg)
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Skorp1o on October 07, 2014, 01:57:28 PM
Certain animals have the ability to produce their own amino acids, this is very common in herbivores...something humans are not totally able to do...feed A human grass only for one month he will be protein deficient. HTH
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: the trainer on October 07, 2014, 02:10:01 PM
Certain animals have the ability to produce their own amino acids, this is very common in herbivores...something humans are not totally able to do...feed A human grass only for one month he will be protein deficient. HTH

You have being brain washed into believing that humans cant survive without meat and you are very wrong there are tons of athletes who are vegetarians and they are very healthy and strong hell even our great johnny falcon does not eat meat.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 07, 2014, 02:10:17 PM
.....in 1 of docos, this AFRO "man" ( ;D) on cold mornings eats his own poo as hot snack  ;D ;D ;D.......

Africa = birthplace of humans  ::) :P :-\
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Papper on October 07, 2014, 03:21:30 PM
You have being brain washed into believing that humans cant survive without meat and you are very wrong there are tons of athletes who are vegetarians and they are very healthy and strong hell even our great johnny falcon does not eat meat.

Coincidently he has stopped posting. Perhaps he croaked due to protein deficiancy.
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: the trainer on October 07, 2014, 04:13:34 PM
Coincidently he has stopped posting. Perhaps he croaked due to protein deficiancy.

 ;D
Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: local hero on October 07, 2014, 10:40:21 PM
sadly, I know somebody who follows a diet like this.. nothing but bananas and nuts.. almond milk and "alkaline" water.lol

fucker lost ALLLLLLL his muscle and people think he's sick. (used to look like he WAS/COULD BE a personal trainer... now he looks like  6g is the sweet spot..he NEEDS a personal trainer. lol)
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Title: Re: The gorilla diet
Post by: Var City on October 07, 2014, 11:15:06 PM
Coincidently he has stopped posting. Perhaps he croaked due to protein deficiancy.

induced by meth and brainwashing by eric dollard

HOWEVER,