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Title: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: KandiAss on October 07, 2014, 09:50:19 AM
 ;D

1- "I'm only 5'7" but I wish I was even shorter, this would only make me look bigger onstage."

2- "Tim Belknap was lucky to have diabetes, getting insulin for free and using it to build muscles."



-Randy
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 07, 2014, 09:53:34 AM
" I tried the NO ONE machine workout and had a great pump"
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: calfzilla on October 07, 2014, 09:58:10 AM
Hypertrophy blah blah blah. Size acceptance, flotsam blah blah blah. What you?
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: KandiAss on October 07, 2014, 09:59:06 AM
Size acceptance?
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: njflex on October 07, 2014, 10:00:03 AM
Hypertrophy blah blah blah. Size acceptance, flotsam blah blah blah. What you?
OR I CAN ADD AN INCH TO YOUR ARMS ON ON ONE OF MY MACHINES..
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: FermiDirac on October 07, 2014, 10:00:20 AM
"You need 2-3 grams of protein per lbs of bodyweight"
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Henda on October 07, 2014, 10:01:46 AM
Anything posted by Dj181
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: BigRo on October 07, 2014, 10:02:50 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: SF1900 on October 07, 2014, 10:03:11 AM
/thread

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"We posed and got paid for it." Goodrum
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Skorp1o on October 07, 2014, 10:04:37 AM
"I can help you put 1"inch on your arms" Vince Basile
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Alucard on October 07, 2014, 10:08:56 AM
:D
Exactly! ;D
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: D-Cord on October 07, 2014, 10:32:19 AM
Promising young bodybuilders can overcome poor relationship choices and still reach the top.

Especially if they are hilariously short.

Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Man of Steel on October 07, 2014, 10:34:52 AM
"All bbs are natural because all drugs are natural because they all come from nature."
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: _aj_ on October 07, 2014, 10:36:20 AM
Promising young bodybuilders can overcome poor relationship choices and still reach the top.

Especially if they are hilariously short.

Inching closer...
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: IronMeister on October 07, 2014, 10:43:19 AM
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: KandiAss on October 07, 2014, 11:04:26 AM
/thread

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"We posed and got paid for it." Goodrum

Who's the fat bozo on the left? Those buttermilkers look delicious.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 07, 2014, 11:54:34 AM
...."athletes"
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Jizmonkey on October 07, 2014, 11:56:12 AM
You have to lift heavy to get big.

A natural cannot build a decent physique.

Penoris's are sexy.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 07, 2014, 11:56:58 AM
at 13-14 years old i furiously tried to debate that cutler, coleman etc were natural, just genetically gifted

i would whip out my flex magazine in school, at social occasions and show it to people, telling them they were natural


 ???

wtf
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: SF1900 on October 07, 2014, 11:59:11 AM
at 13-14 years old i furiously tried to debate that cutler, coleman etc were natural, just genetically gifted

i would whip out my flex magazine in school, at social occasions and show it to people, telling them they were natural


 ???

wtf

I thought they were all natural as well. It sucked when I realized they were all on a boat load of drugs and I could never look like that as a natural.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: the trainer on October 07, 2014, 12:00:06 PM
You have to lift heavy to get big.

A natural cannot build a decent physique.

Penoris's are sexy.

Sure lift your lightweights you might build some muscle but you will be a weak twink fit only to be a submissive bottom.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 07, 2014, 12:01:09 PM
I thought they were all natural as well. It sucked when I realized they were all on a boat load of drugs and I could never look like that as a natural.
then i would keep down sizing my delusions

ok so maybe coleman aint natural

but surely this guys is natural


ok maybe not (sometime later)



but surely this guy (sometime later)

in the end i find out

the only guys who are actually natural are pathetic scrawny flat looking t rexes or fat boys

Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: heenok on October 07, 2014, 12:04:23 PM
if you cant tell is natty or not

its enhanced 99,999% of the time

there are no freaks of nature except a few black guys
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: SquatsRule on October 07, 2014, 12:05:46 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Nails on October 07, 2014, 12:30:51 PM
Lou Ferrigno




(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516822_10152805301491477_6638343418952708485_n.jpg?oh=d3cdf0504bba047a437075d86d98a10a&oe=54B25391&__gda__=1420867463_50883e2456206471940332f91937edb9)
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Jizmonkey on October 07, 2014, 12:31:24 PM
Sure lift your lightweights you might build some muscle but you will be a weak twink fit only to be a submissive bottom.
Thats another delusion.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Nails on October 07, 2014, 12:38:30 PM
coach claiming his gym isn't a Crossfit center
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Royalty on October 07, 2014, 12:40:27 PM
Flex Wheeler: "I am a force of nature"

(just prior to this glorious quote, Flex bravely told the world about how he single handedly fought off a team of armed ninjas)
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Wez on October 07, 2014, 12:44:16 PM
That women will like the way you look.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 07, 2014, 12:46:13 PM
That women will like the way you look.
black women

Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Wez on October 07, 2014, 12:47:09 PM
black women



Point taken
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on October 07, 2014, 01:07:44 PM
Muscletech or the old Cybergenics ads.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: thebrink on October 07, 2014, 02:16:52 PM
Promising young bodybuilders can overcome poor relationship choices and still reach the top.

Especially if they are hilariously short.



welcome back
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 07, 2014, 02:24:21 PM
...Arnold bonking young Aussie sheila in Vince's 15 floor (never existed building) penthouse on Manly beach (1 billion time  ;D)

Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: denarii on October 07, 2014, 02:27:41 PM
/thread

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"We posed and got paid for it." Goodrum

how did gudrum have such a small package when he had no pumped muscles for the blood to go to?
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: _bruce_ on October 07, 2014, 02:53:48 PM
Anything posted by Dj181

He will be missed.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Archer77 on October 07, 2014, 03:40:05 PM
A fatass claiming he only needs to drop 20lbs to get lean and that if he really wanted to he could easily win a show.  Another is the same fatness comparing his fat arms to a bodybuilder whiles proudly stated they are almost as big as his.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: ESFitness on October 07, 2014, 03:47:20 PM
;D

1- "I'm only 5'7" but I wish I was even shorter, this would only make me look bigger onstage."

2- "Tim Belknap was lucky to have diabetes, getting insulin for free and using it to build muscles."



-Randy

too many...

one I heard again today, the "GOMAD" diet. gallon of milk a day. 3500+ kcals just from drinking s 3.50$ gal of milk, with a TON of fat and lactose. guaranteed to turn a bber into a powerlifter. lol
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: KandiAss on October 07, 2014, 05:05:10 PM
too many...

one I heard again today, the "GOMAD" diet. gallon of milk a day. 3500+ kcals just from drinking s 3.50$ gal of milk, with a TON of fat and lactose. guaranteed to turn a bber into a powerlifter. lol

Sounds delicious though. Personally, I prefer sourcing straight from the tap.

My favorite, circa 2008; two idiots got a gun implant for finaplix, debating where to use it. I kid you not.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on October 07, 2014, 06:22:17 PM
The thread of the newbie over on EF where he injected gear directly into his O-ring.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Rambone on October 07, 2014, 07:02:07 PM
/thread

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=173059.0;attach=202699;image)

"We posed and got paid for it." Goodrum

I wonder what those trunks smell like
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: che on October 07, 2014, 07:09:35 PM
A calorie is a calorie
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: TrueGrit on October 07, 2014, 07:09:44 PM
Guns: Woah, I have no penis



(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=359904.0;attach=395066;image)
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: oldtimer1 on October 07, 2014, 07:22:54 PM
I would look the same without steroids because they are just the finishing touch.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: KandiAss on October 07, 2014, 07:23:25 PM
The thread of the newbie over on EF where he injected gear directly into his O-ring.

Sounds counter-productive.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: ESFitness on October 07, 2014, 07:54:09 PM
personally, I like to promote the old Nasser joke of "what's the secret way to get huge and ripped!?".

the answer?

cat food.

dry cat food in the morning for breakfast with a 'lil stevia and milk

wet, canned cat food the rest of the day.

give some bullshit reason about the protein being "un-denatured with the greatest bio-availability of any food you can buy, aside from raw bison heart"

...only had 1 kid fall for it, about 18yrs old, maybe 19, just out of high school. few days later he asks how do I stand to eat the dry stuff for breakfast, I told him straight faced, "brown sugar instead of stevia". lol... was about 2 yrs ago.... was during a conversation regarding him wanted sponsorship from the gym, and I was telling him how "sponsorship" for young, amateur guys like himself really work (wealthy gay guys.. since no business would sponsor a 6'2.5" 18yr old kid who weighed 177lbs with ILS and bad acne).
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: KandiAss on October 07, 2014, 08:18:39 PM
personally, I like to promote the old Nasser joke of "what's the secret way to get huge and ripped!?".

the answer?

cat food.

dry cat food in the morning for breakfast with a 'lil stevia and milk

wet, canned cat food the rest of the day.

give some bullshit reason about the protein being "un-denatured with the greatest bio-availability of any food you can buy, aside from raw bison heart"

...only had 1 kid fall for it, about 18yrs old, maybe 19, just out of high school. few days later he asks how do I stand to eat the dry stuff for breakfast, I told him straight faced, "brown sugar instead of stevia". lol... was about 2 yrs ago.... was during a conversation regarding him wanted sponsorship from the gym, and I was telling him how "sponsorship" for young, amateur guys like himself really work (wealthy gay guys.. since no business would sponsor a 6'2.5" 18yr old kid who weighed 177lbs with ILS and bad acne).

LOL.. sad but true.. good one...

Just before he passed, had dinner with Nasser, an ILSing Mexi kid stops by for pics..

"wow how did you get so big?"

Nasser: "The drugs, lots of it. Take as much as you can handle. 10 Anadrols before bedtime, 10 upon wakening and repeat. Training light is preferable. Drol cysts are temporary".

I kid you not. Now that I think of it, Guillermo may have taken him seriously.. hence the k-d-n-y shutdown.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: thebrink on October 07, 2014, 08:30:12 PM
LOL.. sad but true.. good one...

Just before he passed, had dinner with Nasser, and ILSing Mexi kid stops by for pics..

"wow how did you get so big?"

Nasser: "The drugs, lots of it. Take as much as you can handle. 10 Anadrols before bedtime, 10 upon wakening and repeat. Training light is preferable. Drol cysts are temporary".

I kid you not. No that I think of it, Guillermo may have taken him seriously.. hence the k-d-n-y shutdown.


Haha!! Great  :D
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: pedro01 on October 07, 2014, 08:43:15 PM
Lou Ferrigno




(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516822_10152805301491477_6638343418952708485_n.jpg?oh=d3cdf0504bba047a437075d86d98a10a&oe=54B25391&__gda__=1420867463_50883e2456206471940332f91937edb9)

lol

Is that Santa Monica? Or Main St maybe?
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: BB on October 07, 2014, 08:46:57 PM
It's only gay if you want it to be.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: KandiAss on October 07, 2014, 08:51:10 PM
lol

Is that Santa Monica? Or Main St maybe?

LOL... Arnold stole the little "self accomplishment" TwentyDollarLou ever had... lol how ironic...

Only the Oak could pull that pose. To this day. NoSchmoemo.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: D.O.A. on October 07, 2014, 09:58:17 PM
"I can help you put 1"inch on your arms" Vince Basile
in one day
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Primemuscle on October 07, 2014, 11:09:36 PM
at 13-14 years old i furiously tried to debate that cutler, coleman etc were natural, just genetically gifted

i would whip out my flex magazine in school, at social occasions and show it to people, telling them they were natural


 ???

wtf

And now that you are 15 years old and going bald, do you still believe they are natural?  ;D
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Var City on October 07, 2014, 11:11:12 PM
And now that you are 15 years old and going bald, do you still believe they are natural?  ;D

only if you listen to your heart and attempt to rape that teenage boy!  ???
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 08, 2014, 04:03:26 AM
And now that you are 15 years old and going bald, do you still believe they are natural?  ;D
i'm 26 but still believe ronald was natural
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Wolfox on October 08, 2014, 04:06:36 AM
When I was young I believed DC(doggcrap) when he said Ronnie went pro without steroids.

I also used to drink green tea by the pitcher because of DC.

Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: denarii on October 08, 2014, 04:09:45 AM
Genova: sometimes no one else shows up and you win (on his lack of conditioning)
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: SuperTed on October 08, 2014, 04:25:16 AM
too many...

one I heard again today, the "GOMAD" diet. gallon of milk a day. 3500+ kcals just from drinking s 3.50$ gal of milk, with a TON of fat and lactose. guaranteed to turn a bber into a powerlifter. lol

I attempted the GOMAD diet years back when I just wanted to get as big as possible naturally. I ended up having to quit 2 days in due to spending most of my day on the toilet seat. :D
Probably a good thing too. Stopped me from getting fat as fuck and looking like a client of Rippetoe. ;D
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Mrdibbs on October 08, 2014, 05:23:13 AM


Is that guy doing a vibrating static hold?
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Primemuscle on October 08, 2014, 12:35:18 PM
i'm 26 but still believe ronald was natural

Do you also still believe in Santa Claus?  ;D
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Automation on October 09, 2014, 02:17:17 PM
Branch Warren
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: a_pupil on October 09, 2014, 02:23:02 PM
When I was young I believed DC(doggcrap) when he said Ronnie went pro without steroids.

I also used to drink green tea by the pitcher because of DC.



my ninja. i did the same  ;D

followed dc/dreamer principles nattie for 2 years. ended up a fat shit.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on October 09, 2014, 02:47:50 PM
too many...

one I heard again today, the "GOMAD" diet. gallon of milk a day. 3500+ kcals just from drinking s 3.50$ gal of milk, with a TON of fat and lactose. guaranteed to turn a bber into a powerlifter. lol
It worked for me in 78 -79 put on about 25 pounds.
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: Nails on October 09, 2014, 02:49:35 PM
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/os-725-pound-bench-press-20141007-story.html (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/os-725-pound-bench-press-20141007-story.html)
Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: njflex on October 10, 2014, 09:36:38 AM
hmb works like deca...


Title: Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 10, 2014, 10:02:25 AM
I once thought that I could achieve a physique like anabolichalo without eating the pussy of whores.