Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?

[Jizmonkey]

Sure lift your lightweights you might build some muscle but you will be a weak twink fit only to be a submissive bottom.

Thats another delusion.

[Nails]

coach claiming his gym isn't a Crossfit center

[Royalty]

Flex Wheeler: "I am a force of nature"

(just prior to this glorious quote, Flex bravely told the world about how he single handedly fought off a team of armed ninjas)

[Wez]

That women will like the way you look.

[anabolichalo]

That women will like the way you look.

black women

[Wez]

black women

Point taken

[LurkerNoMore]

Muscletech or the old Cybergenics ads.

[thebrink]

Promising young bodybuilders can overcome poor relationship choices and still reach the top.

Especially if they are hilariously short.

welcome back

[Teutonic Knight]

...Arnold bonking young Aussie sheila in Vince's 15 floor (never existed building) penthouse on Manly beach (1 billion time  )

[denarii]

/thread



"We posed and got paid for it." Goodrum

how did gudrum have such a small package when he had no pumped muscles for the blood to go to?

[_bruce_]

Anything posted by Dj181

He will be missed.

[Archer77]

A fatass claiming he only needs to drop 20lbs to get lean and that if he really wanted to he could easily win a show.  Another is the same fatness comparing his fat arms to a bodybuilder whiles proudly stated they are almost as big as his.

[ESFitness]

1- "I'm only 5'7" but I wish I was even shorter, this would only make me look bigger onstage."

2- "Tim Belknap was lucky to have diabetes, getting insulin for free and using it to build muscles."



-Randy

too many...

one I heard again today, the "GOMAD" diet. gallon of milk a day. 3500+ kcals just from drinking s 3.50$ gal of milk, with a TON of fat and lactose. guaranteed to turn a bber into a powerlifter. lol

[KandiAss]

too many...

one I heard again today, the "GOMAD" diet. gallon of milk a day. 3500+ kcals just from drinking s 3.50$ gal of milk, with a TON of fat and lactose. guaranteed to turn a bber into a powerlifter. lol

Sounds delicious though. Personally, I prefer sourcing straight from the tap.

My favorite, circa 2008; two idiots got a gun implant for finaplix, debating where to use it. I kid you not.

[LurkerNoMore]

The thread of the newbie over on EF where he injected gear directly into his O-ring.

[Rambone]

/thread



"We posed and got paid for it." Goodrum

I wonder what those trunks smell like

[che]

A calorie is a calorie

[TrueGrit]

Guns: Woah, I have no penis

[oldtimer1]

I would look the same without steroids because they are just the finishing touch.

[KandiAss]

The thread of the newbie over on EF where he injected gear directly into his O-ring.

Sounds counter-productive.

[ESFitness]

personally, I like to promote the old Nasser joke of "what's the secret way to get huge and ripped!?".

the answer?

cat food.

dry cat food in the morning for breakfast with a 'lil stevia and milk

wet, canned cat food the rest of the day.

give some bullshit reason about the protein being "un-denatured with the greatest bio-availability of any food you can buy, aside from raw bison heart"

...only had 1 kid fall for it, about 18yrs old, maybe 19, just out of high school. few days later he asks how do I stand to eat the dry stuff for breakfast, I told him straight faced, "brown sugar instead of stevia". lol... was about 2 yrs ago.... was during a conversation regarding him wanted sponsorship from the gym, and I was telling him how "sponsorship" for young, amateur guys like himself really work (wealthy gay guys.. since no business would sponsor a 6'2.5" 18yr old kid who weighed 177lbs with ILS and bad acne).

[KandiAss]

personally, I like to promote the old Nasser joke of "what's the secret way to get huge and ripped!?".

the answer?

cat food.

dry cat food in the morning for breakfast with a 'lil stevia and milk

wet, canned cat food the rest of the day.

give some bullshit reason about the protein being "un-denatured with the greatest bio-availability of any food you can buy, aside from raw bison heart"

...only had 1 kid fall for it, about 18yrs old, maybe 19, just out of high school. few days later he asks how do I stand to eat the dry stuff for breakfast, I told him straight faced, "brown sugar instead of stevia". lol... was about 2 yrs ago.... was during a conversation regarding him wanted sponsorship from the gym, and I was telling him how "sponsorship" for young, amateur guys like himself really work (wealthy gay guys.. since no business would sponsor a 6'2.5" 18yr old kid who weighed 177lbs with ILS and bad acne).

LOL.. sad but true.. good one...

Just before he passed, had dinner with Nasser, an ILSing Mexi kid stops by for pics..

"wow how did you get so big?"

Nasser: "The drugs, lots of it. Take as much as you can handle. 10 Anadrols before bedtime, 10 upon wakening and repeat. Training light is preferable. Drol cysts are temporary".

I kid you not. Now that I think of it, Guillermo may have taken him seriously.. hence the k-d-n-y shutdown.

[thebrink]

LOL.. sad but true.. good one...

Just before he passed, had dinner with Nasser, and ILSing Mexi kid stops by for pics..

"wow how did you get so big?"

Nasser: "The drugs, lots of it. Take as much as you can handle. 10 Anadrols before bedtime, 10 upon wakening and repeat. Training light is preferable. Drol cysts are temporary".

I kid you not. No that I think of it, Guillermo may have taken him seriously.. hence the k-d-n-y shutdown.

Haha!! Great 

[pedro01]

Lou Ferrigno

lol

Is that Santa Monica? Or Main St maybe?

[BB]

It's only gay if you want it to be.