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Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« on: October 07, 2014, 09:50:19 AM »
 ;D

1- "I'm only 5'7" but I wish I was even shorter, this would only make me look bigger onstage."

2- "Tim Belknap was lucky to have diabetes, getting insulin for free and using it to build muscles."



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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2014, 09:53:34 AM »
" I tried the NO ONE machine workout and had a great pump"

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2014, 09:58:10 AM »
Hypertrophy blah blah blah. Size acceptance, flotsam blah blah blah. What you?

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2014, 09:59:06 AM »
Size acceptance?

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2014, 10:00:03 AM »
Hypertrophy blah blah blah. Size acceptance, flotsam blah blah blah. What you?
OR I CAN ADD AN INCH TO YOUR ARMS ON ON ONE OF MY MACHINES..

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2014, 10:00:20 AM »
"You need 2-3 grams of protein per lbs of bodyweight"

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2014, 10:01:46 AM »
Anything posted by Dj181

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2014, 10:02:50 AM »
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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2014, 10:03:11 AM »
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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2014, 10:04:37 AM »
"I can help you put 1"inch on your arms" Vince Basile
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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2014, 10:32:19 AM »
Promising young bodybuilders can overcome poor relationship choices and still reach the top.

Especially if they are hilariously short.


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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2014, 10:34:52 AM »
"All bbs are natural because all drugs are natural because they all come from nature."

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2014, 10:36:20 AM »
Promising young bodybuilders can overcome poor relationship choices and still reach the top.

Especially if they are hilariously short.

Inching closer...

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2014, 10:43:19 AM »

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2014, 11:04:26 AM »
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"We posed and got paid for it." Goodrum

Who's the fat bozo on the left? Those buttermilkers look delicious.

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2014, 11:54:34 AM »
...."athletes"

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2014, 11:56:12 AM »
You have to lift heavy to get big.

A natural cannot build a decent physique.

Penoris's are sexy.

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2014, 11:56:58 AM »
at 13-14 years old i furiously tried to debate that cutler, coleman etc were natural, just genetically gifted

i would whip out my flex magazine in school, at social occasions and show it to people, telling them they were natural


 ???

wtf

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2014, 11:59:11 AM »
at 13-14 years old i furiously tried to debate that cutler, coleman etc were natural, just genetically gifted

i would whip out my flex magazine in school, at social occasions and show it to people, telling them they were natural


 ???

wtf

I thought they were all natural as well. It sucked when I realized they were all on a boat load of drugs and I could never look like that as a natural.
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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2014, 12:00:06 PM »
You have to lift heavy to get big.

A natural cannot build a decent physique.

Penoris's are sexy.

Sure lift your lightweights you might build some muscle but you will be a weak twink fit only to be a submissive bottom.

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2014, 12:01:09 PM »
I thought they were all natural as well. It sucked when I realized they were all on a boat load of drugs and I could never look like that as a natural.
then i would keep down sizing my delusions

ok so maybe coleman aint natural

but surely this guys is natural


ok maybe not (sometime later)



but surely this guy (sometime later)

in the end i find out

the only guys who are actually natural are pathetic scrawny flat looking t rexes or fat boys


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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2014, 12:04:23 PM »
if you cant tell is natty or not

its enhanced 99,999% of the time

there are no freaks of nature except a few black guys

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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2014, 12:05:46 PM »
 :o
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Re: Craziest bb delusions you ever heard?
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2014, 12:30:51 PM »
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