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Title: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 08:27:24 AM
realistically, when you are parking 2 blocks from the clubs, how the fuck is a shiny mercedes going to get the girls?


do you tell them about it and ask them to come see it?

 ???
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 08:31:17 AM
also..........

this morning i arrive in the office and i see there are bright blue company polo shirts on our chairs


i figure this is what we should wear for tomorrows event  ::) ::) ::) where we will be hostage after work hours for lame presentations and people bullying eachother into eating pies and snacks  :-X :-X :-X


so i look at the size and it says XXL, i laugh and think probably coincidence

then i look at size on chair next to me, where my twink colleague sits

it says S

i laugh harder


so people think i wear xxl

all tha way big guy
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: CalvinH on October 09, 2014, 08:34:40 AM
realistically, when you are parking 2 blocks from the clubs, how the fuck is a shiny mercedes going to get the girls?


do you tell them about it and ask them to come see it?

 ???


Never ever park your car right in front of the club.....to many things can go wrong with drunks leaving the club...fights where people stumble into your car...throwup on the windshield...
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: the trainer on October 09, 2014, 08:39:59 AM
realistically, when you are parking 2 blocks from the clubs, how the fuck is a shiny mercedes going to get the girls?


do you tell them about it and ask them to come see it?

 ???

Turn up the music drive in front of the club so the girls can see you then you go park it, when you walk up to the club they will say that is the dude who was driving the benz now combine that with big arms and you can have the pick of the girls in da club.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 08:40:57 AM
Turn up the music drive in front of the club so the girls can see you then you go park it, when you walk up to the club they will say that is the dude who was driving the benz now combine that with big arms and you can have the pick of the girls in da club.
what if the clubs and the driving streets are a few minutes walking apart?
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: the trainer on October 09, 2014, 08:45:38 AM
what if the clubs and the driving streets are a few minutes walking apart?

Well there are girls walking to the club they will see you and for the ones who dont your arms should help you to start a conversation and when you mention the mercedes that should seal the deal.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 08:49:25 AM
Well there are girls walking to the club they will see you and for the ones who dont your arms should help you to start a conversation and when you mention the mercedes that should seal the deal.

i need something like this

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IBcxaMgL1z4/Tefb4zUbC9I/AAAAAAAAAhw/RHgTgtREDeo/s1600/mercedes-e-class-coupe.jpg)


when i take them for a ride they feel like they are not worthy to be in the car
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: oldtimer1 on October 09, 2014, 08:56:34 AM
You need a fancy car to pick up girls?

 Do you want a girl who only wants a guy with money? Know this. Somewhere down the line she will be taking half your stuff and will be living in your house with her new man while you're in a one room studio apartment hating life.

I have run into so many guys that have an expensive car they can't really afford to buy so they rent it for 2 years (lease) and drive it to their hell hole house. If you're trying to impress a girl with the amazing car what does she do when she sees you live in an apartment or beater house?


 
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 09:03:31 AM
You need a fancy car to pick up girls?

 Do you want a girl who only wants a guy with money? Know this. Somewhere down the line she will be taking half your stuff and will be living in your house with her new man while you're in a one room studio apartment hating life.

I have run into so many guys that have an expensive car they can't really afford to buy so they rent it for 2 years (lease) and drive it to their hell hole house. If you're trying to impress a girl with the amazing car what does she do when she sees you live in an apartment or beater house?


 
i just like to fantasise about driving a nice car

in reality i drive a really cheap pos
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Knooger on October 09, 2014, 09:06:35 AM
i just like to fantasise about driving a nice car

in reality i drive a really cheap pos

With 18" arms you could hitchhike to the clubs and still get the girls.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: _aj_ on October 09, 2014, 09:09:43 AM
also..........

this morning i arrive in the office and i see there are bright blue company polo shirts on our chairs


i figure this is what we should wear for tomorrows event  ::) ::) ::) where we will be hostage after work hours for lame presentations and people bullying eachother into eating pies and snacks  :-X :-X :-X


so i look at the size and it says XXL, i laugh and think probably coincidence

then i look at size on chair next to me, where my twink colleague sits

it says S

i laugh harder


so people think i wear xxl

all tha way big guy

Even with the 17.5s, you're gonna get lost in that XXL. You need to trade for the smedium.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 09:11:16 AM
Even with the 17.5s, you're gonna get lost in that XXL. You need to trade for the smedium.
i tried it on and it looks like a dress


fucking lol

perfect


i always hide my muscles at work


because mad haters are everywhere
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Nails on October 09, 2014, 09:12:59 AM
you pull up to the front of the club and get Valet Parking like a pimp
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 09, 2014, 09:47:02 AM
i tried it on and it looks like a dress


fucking lol

perfect


i always hide my muscles at work


because mad haters are everywhere

hi Phil Heath.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: the trainer on October 09, 2014, 10:09:39 AM
When you have muscles the secret is to put on a small shirt to show your muscles not a xxl.
(http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/942010_488764264512081_1967836389_n.jpg)
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: D.O.A. on October 09, 2014, 10:16:20 AM
also..........

this morning i arrive in the office and i see there are bright blue company polo shirts on our chairs


i figure this is what we should wear for tomorrows event  ::) ::) ::) where we will be hostage after work hours for lame presentations and people bullying eachother into eating pies and snacks  :-X :-X :-X


so i look at the size and it says XXL, i laugh and think probably coincidence

then i look at size on chair next to me, where my twink colleague sits

it says S

i laugh harder


so people think i wear xxl

all tha way big guy
:D
Now thats pretty cool!
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Parker on October 09, 2014, 11:11:03 AM
i need something like this

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IBcxaMgL1z4/Tefb4zUbC9I/AAAAAAAAAhw/RHgTgtREDeo/s1600/mercedes-e-class-coupe.jpg)


when i take them for a ride they feel like they are not worthy to be in the car
It's just a CL with Lambo doors, which the Gallardo and Huracan don't have...
So, basically you want a car that has lost it's value due to the owner trying to be different and possibly not having the money for a V12 Lambo.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: no one on October 09, 2014, 01:08:13 PM


parking tickets are a part of life when you have a lambo.

its a part of the expense of owning the vehicle. who drives a lambo and parks it 2 blocks from the club? you park it out front and eat the ticket.

you're not very smart, are you?
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 09, 2014, 01:21:32 PM
realistically, when you are parking 2 blocks from the clubs, how the fuck is a shiny mercedes going to get the girls?


do you tell them about it and ask them to come see it?

 ???

Simply, ignore parking/road signs  ;D
'Shiny' car at night  ???, get Merc in fluro colours  :D (like Balotelli)
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 09, 2014, 01:26:42 PM
also..........

this morning i arrive in the office and i see there are bright blue company polo shirts on our chairs



Don't tolerate this dictatorship, U "live" on revolutionary Cuba  :D

Tomorrow U cold be forced to wear yellow pants  >:(

Viva la Revolucion
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 09, 2014, 01:29:01 PM
i need something like this

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IBcxaMgL1z4/Tefb4zUbC9I/AAAAAAAAAhw/RHgTgtREDeo/s1600/mercedes-e-class-coupe.jpg)


when i take them for a ride they feel like they are not worthy to be in the car

CABRIOLET, remember  ;)
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 01:29:10 PM
Don't tolerate this dictatorship, U "live" on revolutionary Cuba  :D

Tomorrow U cold be forced to wear yellow pants  >:(

Viva la Revolucion

they are going to force us to stay for 3 hours after working hours to attend piece of shit organisation presentations and force cake down our throat


maybe i should lead the rebellion
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: _aj_ on October 09, 2014, 01:30:51 PM
they are going to force us to stay for 3 hours after working hours to attend piece of shit organisation presentations and force cake down our throat


maybe i should lead the rebellion

The sound that you hear is the anabolic window closing and the sound of catabolism setting in. Cake and no-training is also highly catabolic.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Costanza on October 09, 2014, 01:43:04 PM
Is preparation for Mr New Years Eve Clubber 2014 in full effect still?
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: denarii on October 09, 2014, 01:44:52 PM
in moscow you have a chauffeur. elsewhere there is Uber.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 09, 2014, 01:45:46 PM
they are going to force us to stay for 3 hours after working hours to attend piece of shit organisation presentations and force cake down our throat


maybe i should lead the rebellion

- ask for triple pay for after hours work + extra coins for wearing silly shirt & NO PICTORS taking
- yeah, time 4 domination & dictatorship, be brutal like Fidel, no prisoners  ;D
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 01:47:14 PM
Is preparation for Mr New Years Eve Clubber 2014 in full effect still?
yes

todays workout was real hard


5 sets barbel rows
5 sets supinated wide grip pulldowns
5 sets t bar rows
5 sets wide grip pronated pullups
4 sets half deadlifts from below the knee superset with barbell shrugs
3 sets barbel press
4 sets tripple drop set side raises
4 sets rear delt machine
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 09, 2014, 01:50:10 PM
When you have muscles the secret is to put on a small shirt to show your muscles not a xxl.
(http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/942010_488764264512081_1967836389_n.jpg)

sugary drink  ::) + cheap wrist watch ,  ::)

 ;D
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 09, 2014, 01:51:44 PM
in moscow you have a chauffeur. elsewhere there is Uber.

yellow shit Lada & chauffeur ,  ;D
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: visualizeperfection on October 09, 2014, 01:53:16 PM
in moscow you have a chauffeur. elsewhere there is Uber.

When is the last time you enjoyed a night out on the town??
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 09, 2014, 01:56:06 PM
yes

todays workout was real hard


5 sets barbel rows
5 sets supinated wide grip pulldowns
5 sets t bar rows
5 sets wide grip pronated pullups
4 sets half deadlifts from below the knee superset with barbell shrugs
3 sets barbel press
4 sets tripple drop set side raises
4 sets rear delt machine

Beach cafe until 8.30 am , then outdoor gym ......... ;D
Just another sunny & sexy day ........life is "hard"  ;)
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: the trainer on October 09, 2014, 02:03:35 PM
yes

todays workout was real hard


5 sets barbel rows
5 sets supinated wide grip pulldowns
5 sets t bar rows
5 sets wide grip pronated pullups
4 sets half deadlifts from below the knee superset with barbell shrugs
3 sets barbel press
4 sets tripple drop set side raises
4 sets rear delt machine

I did back today also
4 sets of  wide grip pulldowns to the front
4 sets of close grip pulldowns to the front
4 sets of t bars rows
4 sets of hammer strength rows
4 sets of weighted lower back extensions.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: True on October 09, 2014, 02:04:16 PM
You need a fancy car to pick up girls?

 Do you want a girl who only wants a guy with money? Know this. Somewhere down the line she will be taking half your stuff and will be living in your house with her new man while you're in a one room studio apartment hating life.

I have run into so many guys that have an expensive car they can't really afford to buy so they rent it for 2 years (lease) and drive it to their hell hole house. If you're trying to impress a girl with the amazing car what does she do when she sees you live in an apartment or beater house?


 

Dont bother... Anabolichalo is the most pathetic and unintelligent human being on Getbig... ::) The only thing he is capable of and ever talks about, is getting big muscles to get the girls. Thats his only vision and ultimate life goal. If he was a troll, I would get it - but the "man" is actually serious! Can`t do nothing but shake my head in disbelief...
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 02:04:38 PM
I did back today also
4 sets of  wide grip pulldowns to the front
4 sets of close grip pulldowns to the front
4 sets of t bars rows
4 sets of hammer strength rows
4 sets of weighted lower back extensions.

when i do pull downs first, rows suffer bigtime

when i do rows first, pull downs dont suffer


the more you know
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Costanza on October 09, 2014, 02:12:19 PM
yes

todays workout was real hard


5 sets barbel rows
5 sets supinated wide grip pulldowns
5 sets t bar rows
5 sets wide grip pronated pullups
4 sets half deadlifts from below the knee superset with barbell shrugs
3 sets barbel press
4 sets tripple drop set side raises
4 sets rear delt machine

Solid back workout there, the title and prize of your choice of any beautiful chocolate woman will be yours.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: denarii on October 09, 2014, 02:12:58 PM
When is the last time you enjoyed a night out on the town??

in moscow going to clubs in a limo, 2006. one guy was a hedge fund manager, the other guy used to be ken dart's guy in russia.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: denarii on October 09, 2014, 02:23:24 PM
this guy was the manager. i think he shut down now though.

Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: the trainer on October 09, 2014, 02:23:37 PM
when i do pull downs first, rows suffer bigtime

when i do rows first, pull downs dont suffer


the more you know

Just rotate them each week, one week start with pulldowns the next start with rows.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 02:40:58 PM
guns holding strong at 44cm (after longtime 43cm)

soon 45 cm (18")
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Man of Steel on October 09, 2014, 02:43:08 PM
also..........

this morning i arrive in the office and i see there are bright blue company polo shirts on our chairs


i figure this is what we should wear for tomorrows event  ::) ::) ::) where we will be hostage after work hours for lame presentations and people bullying eachother into eating pies and snacks  :-X :-X :-X


so i look at the size and it says XXL, i laugh and think probably coincidence

then i look at size on chair next to me, where my twink colleague sits

it says S

i laugh harder


so people think i wear xxl

all tha way big guy

LOL.....normal people.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 02:48:30 PM
the twink was upset when discovering his polo was size S

FAR TOO LARGE he said while rolling his eyes
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Mr.Mojo on October 09, 2014, 02:55:41 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Nails on October 09, 2014, 02:58:30 PM
(http://photos-h.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xpa1/925301_287195654805239_381713639_n.jpg)
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Julio Ceasar on October 09, 2014, 04:35:51 PM
Only arabs and gipsys drive nice cars in my country! And they dnt have girls in it. They have 4 homo arab friends :D

Nice car is pretty getto here! Uran people in modern city usually dont have cars...its a materialistic thing that have fade away!

Anyway who cares, most dude in my age are fat bald and divorced, beat down by life crisis...so dosent rally matter....pretty rare 30+ people go out on clubs, wjhat to do? Talk to 20 year old girls? Eeee Hi!
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: calfzilla on October 09, 2014, 04:43:43 PM
Cars don't get girls. Maybe back in Americana 1950s but not now.

Once was at a club and told a chick this is my friend he drove us here in his new Cadillac. She was like  ???
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: ENZO on October 09, 2014, 04:46:18 PM
(http://photos-h.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xpa1/925301_287195654805239_381713639_n.jpg)

LOL

Sometimes you can tell theyre jelly
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 09, 2014, 09:46:14 PM
Only arabs and gipsys drive nice cars in my country! And they dnt have girls in it. They have 4 homo arab friends :D

Nice car is pretty getto here! Uran people in modern city usually dont have cars...its a materialistic thing that have fade away!

Anyway who cares, most dude in my age are fat bald and divorced, beat down by life crisis...so dosent rally matter....pretty rare 30+ people go out on clubs, wjhat to do? Talk to 20 year old girls? Eeee Hi!
some quality posts emerging in this thread


keep them coming
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 10, 2014, 12:32:16 AM
Cars don't get girls. Maybe back in Americana 1950s but not now.

Once was at a club and told a chick this is my friend he drove us here in his new Cadillac. She was like  ???

U make me  :'(,  :'( , sucks I was born too late .
America (& World) in 50's  :)
Last night I was watching surfing doco 'Riding Giants', great surfers/great time/great country  :'(
Tonight I am gonna watch 'American Graffiti' or 'Big Wendsday' again ................
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: calfzilla on October 10, 2014, 12:48:58 AM
U make me  :'(,  :'( , sucks I was born too late .
America (& World) in 50's  :)
Last night I was watching surfing doco 'Riding Giants', great surfers/great time/great country  :'(
Tonight I am gonna watch 'American Graffiti' or 'Big Wendsday' again ................

America now  :-X
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: heenok on October 10, 2014, 01:11:40 AM
i got bullied into drinking juice and have a piece of cake last week at work

one hebrew told me "what are you dieting ?"

yes i am your fucking piece of shit
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 10, 2014, 01:22:08 AM
realistically, when you are parking 2 blocks from the clubs, how the fuck is a shiny mercedes going to get the girls?


do you tell them about it and ask them to come see it?

 ???

Go to a club that has valet service.  You're welcome.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: calfzilla on October 10, 2014, 01:55:53 AM
i got bullied into drinking juice and have a piece of cake last week at work

one hebrew told me "what are you dieting ?"

yes i am your fucking piece of shit

In this situation I make sure I am chewing gum so when they offer me junk food I can say "chewing gum, no thanks" and sometimes show the fatso the gum. Funny thing is they tend to respect the gum more than your diet.
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: gracie bjj on October 10, 2014, 03:36:27 AM
nah the real players carry pictures of their cars around and start flashing them at all the broads in the club,it works everytime.and if u have a shitty car just take a pic of someone elses ride and show them pics of that,secret of the pro players
Title: Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 10, 2014, 01:27:46 PM
nah the real players carry pictures of their cars around and start flashing them at all the broads in the club,it works everytime.and if u have a shitty car just take a pic of someone elses ride and show them pics of that,secret of the pro players

Favela "class" limos  ;)

How is 7:1 recovery going on  :D