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realistically, when you are parking 2 blocks from the clubs, how the fuck is a shiny mercedes going to get the girls?


do you tell them about it and ask them to come see it?

 ???

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2014, 08:31:17 AM »
also..........

this morning i arrive in the office and i see there are bright blue company polo shirts on our chairs


i figure this is what we should wear for tomorrows event  ::) ::) ::) where we will be hostage after work hours for lame presentations and people bullying eachother into eating pies and snacks  :-X :-X :-X


so i look at the size and it says XXL, i laugh and think probably coincidence

then i look at size on chair next to me, where my twink colleague sits

it says S

i laugh harder


so people think i wear xxl

all tha way big guy

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2014, 08:34:40 AM »
realistically, when you are parking 2 blocks from the clubs, how the fuck is a shiny mercedes going to get the girls?


do you tell them about it and ask them to come see it?

 ???


Never ever park your car right in front of the club.....to many things can go wrong with drunks leaving the club...fights where people stumble into your car...throwup on the windshield...

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2014, 08:39:59 AM »
realistically, when you are parking 2 blocks from the clubs, how the fuck is a shiny mercedes going to get the girls?


do you tell them about it and ask them to come see it?

 ???

Turn up the music drive in front of the club so the girls can see you then you go park it, when you walk up to the club they will say that is the dude who was driving the benz now combine that with big arms and you can have the pick of the girls in da club.

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2014, 08:40:57 AM »
Turn up the music drive in front of the club so the girls can see you then you go park it, when you walk up to the club they will say that is the dude who was driving the benz now combine that with big arms and you can have the pick of the girls in da club.
what if the clubs and the driving streets are a few minutes walking apart?

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2014, 08:45:38 AM »
what if the clubs and the driving streets are a few minutes walking apart?

Well there are girls walking to the club they will see you and for the ones who dont your arms should help you to start a conversation and when you mention the mercedes that should seal the deal.

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2014, 08:49:25 AM »
Well there are girls walking to the club they will see you and for the ones who dont your arms should help you to start a conversation and when you mention the mercedes that should seal the deal.

i need something like this




when i take them for a ride they feel like they are not worthy to be in the car

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2014, 08:56:34 AM »
You need a fancy car to pick up girls?

 Do you want a girl who only wants a guy with money? Know this. Somewhere down the line she will be taking half your stuff and will be living in your house with her new man while you're in a one room studio apartment hating life.

I have run into so many guys that have an expensive car they can't really afford to buy so they rent it for 2 years (lease) and drive it to their hell hole house. If you're trying to impress a girl with the amazing car what does she do when she sees you live in an apartment or beater house?


 

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2014, 09:03:31 AM »
You need a fancy car to pick up girls?

 Do you want a girl who only wants a guy with money? Know this. Somewhere down the line she will be taking half your stuff and will be living in your house with her new man while you're in a one room studio apartment hating life.

I have run into so many guys that have an expensive car they can't really afford to buy so they rent it for 2 years (lease) and drive it to their hell hole house. If you're trying to impress a girl with the amazing car what does she do when she sees you live in an apartment or beater house?


 
i just like to fantasise about driving a nice car

in reality i drive a really cheap pos

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2014, 09:06:35 AM »
i just like to fantasise about driving a nice car

in reality i drive a really cheap pos

With 18" arms you could hitchhike to the clubs and still get the girls.

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2014, 09:09:43 AM »
also..........

this morning i arrive in the office and i see there are bright blue company polo shirts on our chairs


i figure this is what we should wear for tomorrows event  ::) ::) ::) where we will be hostage after work hours for lame presentations and people bullying eachother into eating pies and snacks  :-X :-X :-X


so i look at the size and it says XXL, i laugh and think probably coincidence

then i look at size on chair next to me, where my twink colleague sits

it says S

i laugh harder


so people think i wear xxl

all tha way big guy

Even with the 17.5s, you're gonna get lost in that XXL. You need to trade for the smedium.

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2014, 09:11:16 AM »
Even with the 17.5s, you're gonna get lost in that XXL. You need to trade for the smedium.
i tried it on and it looks like a dress


fucking lol

perfect


i always hide my muscles at work


because mad haters are everywhere

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2014, 09:12:59 AM »
you pull up to the front of the club and get Valet Parking like a pimp

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2014, 09:47:02 AM »
i tried it on and it looks like a dress


fucking lol

perfect


i always hide my muscles at work


because mad haters are everywhere

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2014, 10:09:39 AM »
When you have muscles the secret is to put on a small shirt to show your muscles not a xxl.

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2014, 10:16:20 AM »
also..........

this morning i arrive in the office and i see there are bright blue company polo shirts on our chairs


i figure this is what we should wear for tomorrows event  ::) ::) ::) where we will be hostage after work hours for lame presentations and people bullying eachother into eating pies and snacks  :-X :-X :-X


so i look at the size and it says XXL, i laugh and think probably coincidence

then i look at size on chair next to me, where my twink colleague sits

it says S

i laugh harder


so people think i wear xxl

all tha way big guy
:D
Now thats pretty cool!

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2014, 11:11:03 AM »
i need something like this




when i take them for a ride they feel like they are not worthy to be in the car
It's just a CL with Lambo doors, which the Gallardo and Huracan don't have...
So, basically you want a car that has lost it's value due to the owner trying to be different and possibly not having the money for a V12 Lambo.

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2014, 01:08:13 PM »


parking tickets are a part of life when you have a lambo.

its a part of the expense of owning the vehicle. who drives a lambo and parks it 2 blocks from the club? you park it out front and eat the ticket.

you're not very smart, are you?
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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2014, 01:21:32 PM »
realistically, when you are parking 2 blocks from the clubs, how the fuck is a shiny mercedes going to get the girls?


do you tell them about it and ask them to come see it?

 ???

Simply, ignore parking/road signs  ;D
'Shiny' car at night  ???, get Merc in fluro colours  :D (like Balotelli)

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2014, 01:26:42 PM »
also..........

this morning i arrive in the office and i see there are bright blue company polo shirts on our chairs



Don't tolerate this dictatorship, U "live" on revolutionary Cuba  :D

Tomorrow U cold be forced to wear yellow pants  >:(

Viva la Revolucion

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2014, 01:29:01 PM »
i need something like this




when i take them for a ride they feel like they are not worthy to be in the car

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2014, 01:29:10 PM »
Don't tolerate this dictatorship, U "live" on revolutionary Cuba  :D

Tomorrow U cold be forced to wear yellow pants  >:(

Viva la Revolucion

they are going to force us to stay for 3 hours after working hours to attend piece of shit organisation presentations and force cake down our throat


maybe i should lead the rebellion

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2014, 01:30:51 PM »
they are going to force us to stay for 3 hours after working hours to attend piece of shit organisation presentations and force cake down our throat


maybe i should lead the rebellion

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2014, 01:43:04 PM »
Is preparation for Mr New Years Eve Clubber 2014 in full effect still?

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Re: how does a nice car get girls, if no parking in front of the club?
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2014, 01:44:52 PM »
in moscow you have a chauffeur. elsewhere there is Uber.