also..........
this morning i arrive in the office and i see there are bright blue company polo shirts on our chairs
i figure this is what we should wear for tomorrows event
where we will be hostage after work hours for lame presentations and people bullying eachother into eating pies and snacks
so i look at the size and it says XXL, i laugh and think probably coincidence
then i look at size on chair next to me, where my twink colleague sits
it says S
i laugh harder
so people think i wear xxl
all tha way big guy