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Title: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 10:29:37 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/22/1413978267678_Image_galleryImage_UK_CLIENTS_MUST_CREDIT_AK.JPG)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2014, 10:31:45 AM
if you had his money would you care?
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: keanu on October 22, 2014, 10:31:57 AM
..because it is not a priority to him.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Papper on October 22, 2014, 10:34:41 AM
Poor sob will never make it to the thong games.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 22, 2014, 10:35:10 AM
decent everyday physique easy to maintain without any exercise or diet
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2014, 10:35:57 AM
he is an intelligent man who markets his and his wifes clothing lines very well. I am not a Fan of his but hats off to the man. Not the best Football player but..clever.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 10:37:11 AM
if you had his money would you care?
Yes I would. 
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: XFACTOR on October 22, 2014, 10:39:00 AM
if you had his money would you care?

Absolutely! Fitness always should be a priority!
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 10:41:20 AM
decent everyday physique easy to maintain without any exercise or diet
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Personally, I think he is highly deluded and believes his own hype.  He wouldn`t be posing with his shirt off if he didn`t think he had a good physique.  Nobody has told him otherwise and he has no clue.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xnApdyDFJcY/TxX_zC1NC3I/AAAAAAAAAgg/HgoEfATcAmc/s1600/david-beckham-x-hm-ad-04.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1B2SNZeZKAA/TxX_191pbuI/AAAAAAAAAgo/TU9oHBe8LNk/s1600/david-beckham-x-hm-ad-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Redux on October 22, 2014, 10:41:44 AM
Looks like he's missed his anabolic window a time or ten.
Those hideos tattoos don't help any either.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2014, 10:43:48 AM
The point is Gentlemen. He is Fit and is a successful business man.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on October 22, 2014, 10:44:02 AM
Who cares?  He's lean and in very good cardiovascular shape.  Probably very healthy and will live a long time.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 22, 2014, 10:44:28 AM
Looks like he's missed his anabolic window a time or ten.
Those hideos tattoos don't help any either.
tattoos make people look like lowlife shitbag

just my opinion
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 10:44:43 AM
I don`t know a thing about him really.  There was some movie he made I think that was crappy, Bending Beckhams.  Also I know he has a weird wife that looks like a wax sculpture.

Was he any good at soccer?  I see people say he wasn`t that great, so why the hype?
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: MAXX on October 22, 2014, 10:45:05 AM
don't need muscle in soccer lol
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2014, 10:46:15 AM
tattoos make people look like lowlife shitbag

just my opinion
EXACTLY just your opinion.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on October 22, 2014, 10:47:17 AM
EXACTLY just your opinion.

Whoa easy there David Beckham
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2014, 10:49:33 AM
Whoa easy there David Beckham
wish i had his Dough
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 10:50:09 AM
don't need muscle in soccer lol
This guy would laugh at that.  No idea who he is, but I think he plays soccer.

(http://i5.minus.com/jwDxlBkMfQmQ9.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 22, 2014, 10:51:04 AM
This guy would laugh at that.  No idea who he is, but I think he plays soccer.

(http://i5.minus.com/jwDxlBkMfQmQ9.jpg)
goddamn kneegrows
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 10:51:34 AM
wish i had his Dough
Thing is though Donny, we would still like you the same though, Beckham`s money or not, so it really doesn`t matter in the scheme of things.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: bradistani on October 22, 2014, 10:53:11 AM
he doesn't have time for the weights when he's helping to fight EBOLA


seriously, the fella has a full and busy lifestyle with only time for the occasional soulcycle session.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/22/1413978619670_wps_43_Brentwood_CA_David_Beckha.jpg)
In a spin: David has become a huge fan of the SoulCycle craze after reportedly following fashion designer wife Victoria's lead

he's not daft.. just look at all that fanny :o
(http://www.betcheslovethis.com/files/uploads/images/soulcycle2.jpg)
(http://wellandgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Soul-Cycle-LA.png)
(http://www.fbnstatic.com/static/managed/img/fb/video/011713_fbn_soulkate.jpg)

Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Army of One on October 22, 2014, 10:54:09 AM
This guy would laugh at that.  No idea who he is, but I think he plays soccer.

(http://i5.minus.com/jwDxlBkMfQmQ9.jpg)

A soccer player on drugs
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2014, 10:56:52 AM
Thing is though Donny, we would still like you the same though, Beckham`s money or not, so it really doesn`t matter in the scheme of things.
would he change places with you ?
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 10:58:20 AM
would he change places with you ?
Depends on circumstances.  I would not change places with him no matter what.  I could not live like that at all.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2014, 11:02:29 AM
Depends on circumstances.  I would not change places with him no matter what.  I could not live like that at all.
live like what ? But you have to admit he is a very successful man. I think he brings himself over very well.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 22, 2014, 11:03:43 AM
hahaha, skinny physique that is protrayed by media today as ripped and muscluar.  But he can fuck almost any chick in the world.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Henda on October 22, 2014, 11:04:34 AM
Ever heard the little fag talk?
His testosterone levels are probably in the negative score range.
Doesn't help when papers run articles titled "becks pecs" whenever he shows of his scrawny pre pubescent teenager body
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2014, 11:05:01 AM
He is in my opinion a good ambassador for Football. Clean cut i like him.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Grape Ape on October 22, 2014, 11:05:10 AM
I do not think his physique had adversly affected him in any facet of his life.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:06:15 AM
live like what ? But you have to admit he is a very successful man. I think he brings himself over very well.
This thread was judging his physique Donny.  If we measured his success in terms of bicep size, he is a failure though.  :-\  I am sure he is a nice guy and all and I would gladly watch the 2015 Mr. Olympia with him.

Live like what?  No privacy, constantly on the move and on the go, doing all the nonsense he does, putting up with his children.  He doesn`t even enjoy raking leaves I bet or doing any of that kind of stuff.  I would not want to be that person.  I am sure a lot of people would like that lifestyle, but not me.  
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:07:33 AM
hahaha, skinny physique that is protrayed by media today as ripped and muscluar.  But he can fuck almost any chick in the world.
No he can`t.  He is married and would have a lot to lose.  I do not think its as easy as it seems for people like him. 
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: _bruce_ on October 22, 2014, 11:09:58 AM
The only real negative is that the media portrays him as buff which makes his slim and soft body even more laughable.
He somehow reminds me of Scott "Credit" Alexander.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:10:04 AM
I do not think his physique had adversly affected him in any facet of his life.
It has if he decided he wanted to bench 135 for ten reps and the cameras were rolling.  :D

That would be hilarious actually.  As much as he is touted in the media as being a physical specimen, "Beck`s Pecs" and all.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2014, 11:11:11 AM
I do not think his physique had adversly affected him in any facet of his life.
This
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:12:38 AM
Ever heard the little fag talk?
His testosterone levels are probably in the negative score range.
Doesn't help when papers run articles titled "becks pecs" whenever he shows of his scrawny pre pubescent teenager body
Yeah, I clicked on a video today and heard him speak for the first time.  Sounds like Russel Brand.  They both also have crappy English accents and not the pretty ones.  Russel Brand especially, it sounds horrible.

He says "Fings" instead of things and bites down whenever he says a word.  Its really annoying and sounds so unpleasant to the ears.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Grape Ape on October 22, 2014, 11:14:00 AM
It has if he decided he wanted to bench 135 for ten reps and the cameras were rolling.  :D

That would be hilarious actually.  As much as he is touted in the media as being a physical specimen, "Beck`s Pecs" and all.


IFs are irrelevant.  He's an elite athlete who has used his body to make a ridiculous sum of money and fame on the field and in the media.  His lack of muscle by getbig standards hasn't held him back at all.

Guessing he could do 135 for then though, if you want to change the subject.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2014, 11:14:58 AM
I Think Beckham shows old school qualities. Clean cut and intelligent.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Disgusted on October 22, 2014, 11:17:04 AM
All depends on what your definition of a shitty physique is. Maybe he has his health, if so then he may be happy with that and his wife kids and money.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 22, 2014, 11:17:47 AM
I Think Beckham shows old school qualities. Clean cut and intelligent.
clean cut? full of shitbag tattoos
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:19:11 AM
I Think Beckham shows old school qualities. Clean cut and intelligent.
Come on now, he is no Winston Churchill or anything.

(http://iconicphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/karsh_churchill.jpg?w=700)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Henda on October 22, 2014, 11:21:08 AM
Yeah, I clicked on a video today and heard him speak for the first time.  Sounds like Russel Brand.  They both also have crappy English accents and not the pretty ones.  Russel Brand especially, it sounds horrible.

He says "Fings" instead of things and bites down whenever he says a word.  Its really annoying and sounds so unpleasant to the ears.

He had vocal coaching years back to try and make him sound more manly and less like a little bitch, it didn't do much, that was back when he wore a skirt and everyone hated his guts.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:23:28 AM
He had vocal coaching years back to try and make him sound more manly and less like a little bitch, it didn't do much, that was back when he wore a skirt and everyone hated his guts.
Thats very interesting.  So he is actually concerned with his image and a bit insecure of appearing too feminine.  How could he not be, he poses with his shirt off in tons of ads and is touted as being a muscular god.  I think he may believe it himself even.

Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2014, 11:24:13 AM
well if you can come back and show me your success like him ..then iīll shut my mouth.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: SuperTed on October 22, 2014, 11:25:14 AM
I don`t know a thing about him really.  There was some movie he made I think that was crappy, Bending Beckhams.  Also I know he has a weird wife that looks like a wax sculpture.

Was he any good at soccer?  I see people say he wasn`t that great, so why the hype?


He was an excellent player from around 1997-2001. After that, he suffered consistent niggling injuries and was never really the same player again.
The hype started mainly because he had those boy band good looks and was married to a Spice Girl. At first it was just the UK but then his popularity when global.

Now that he's retired, I don't understand why he just doesn't hop on some pharmacy grade Test and GH. He'd blow up quickly and look really good.
Then again, he probably doesn't care that much otherwise he would have done that by now. :D
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:28:14 AM
well if you can come back and show me your success like him ..then iīll shut my mouth.
I can bench more than he can.  Is that not a success?

Why are you so in love with this man may I ask?  He doesn`t give two fucks about you, even if he met you.  You would be forgotten by him as soon as he took a piss in the toilet, 5 minutes later.  Your obsession seems to border on envy I think.  The difference between my view and yours is, I have no envy for anyone really.  I don`t care if they make 10 billion dollars or 10 dollars.  I don`t lust after anyone like that, nor would I ever.  He is what he is, you are what you are, I am what I am, deal with it.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:31:10 AM
He was an excellent player from around 1997-2001. After that, he suffered consistent niggling injuries and was never really the same player again.
The hype started mainly because he had those boy band good looks and was married to a Spice Girl. At first it was just the UK but then his popularity when global.

Now that he's retired, I don't understand why he just doesn't hop on some pharmacy grade Test and GH. He'd blow up quickly and look really good.
Then again, he probably doesn't care that much otherwise he would have done that by now. :D
I always thought he looked A LOT older than his real age and was not aging very well.  He looked in his 40s since he was in his 20s it seems.  Also, he is not really unique looking.  I do believe he hired a massive PR firm to push him and the hype and it worked. 
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:32:16 AM
Here he was in his 20s.  ???
Looks in his 40s for sure.
(http://cp91279.biography.com/BIO_Mini-Bios_0_David-Beckham_148550_SF_HD_768x432-16x9.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:33:52 AM
He has always looked like an old man.  10-15 or more years older than he is.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/03/article-0-0E2D032000000578-121_468x555.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:35:00 AM
Damn, I just checked his age.  He is not even 40 yet.   :o

Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:37:20 AM
 :o
Old man of Peace.

(http://s12.postimg.org/6mnjqcy71/tumblr_m3ewyo9ts91qzy531o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Grape Ape on October 22, 2014, 11:39:23 AM
Epic trolling by TA.

The "Bending Beckhams" movie comment tipped the hand a bit, no?

Either way, it's a good thread.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: SuperTed on October 22, 2014, 11:40:05 AM
I always thought he looked A LOT older than his real age and was not aging very well.  He looked in his 40s since he was in his 20s it seems.  Also, he is not really unique looking.  I do believe he hired a massive PR firm to push him and the hype and it worked. 

I'm from the UK and never really understood the hype at the time given that there were better footballers around - in terms of both ability and looks.
However, I really have grown to like him over the last few years, mainly because he comes across as quite a classy guy and overcame adversity well (he was absolutely loathed by the British public after World Cup 1998).

Also worth mentioning that if you're from the UK then you are bound to know at least a dozen women who absolutely adore him. Two of my exes when I was a teen had posters of him all over their walls. :D
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: SF1900 on October 22, 2014, 11:41:11 AM
Girls think he has HUGE MUSCLES!!!

Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:43:03 AM
He`s got that Gordon Ramsey skin.

Here he is at 16 (looking well into his 30s), yellow teeth and all.  
(http://s3.postimg.org/5z1xdrear/david_beckham_as_a_teenager.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:46:41 AM
Oh British people, you have been sold a myth.   :-\
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:49:58 AM
 :-\

(http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1742182.ece/alternates/s615/DAVID%20BECKHAM%20FACE.jpeg)

(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1742184.ece/alternates/s615b/DAVID%20BECKHAM%20FACE.jpg)

(http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1742183.ece/alternates/s615/DAVID%20BECKHAM%20FACE.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: XFACTOR on October 22, 2014, 11:50:53 AM
Oh British people, you have been sold a myth.   :-\

Not just British dude.  North America too. 
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 11:52:30 AM
Not just British dude.  North America too. 
Its ridiculous actually. 
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: oldtimer1 on October 22, 2014, 11:57:46 AM
I said it before. Bodybuilding fans have a warped perception of what a good physique is. They judge everything against a syringe user.  I bet more women would go for a pro soccer player physique both in a suit and without a shirt than a bloated bodybuilder.

In his prime he was tight and lean but now he's just leading the easy life getting soft.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 22, 2014, 11:59:24 AM
I said it before. Bodybuilding fans have a warped perception of what a good physique is. They judge everything against a syringe user.  I bet more women would go for a pro soccer player physique both in a suit and without a shirt than a bloated bodybuilder.

In his prime he was tight and lean but now he's just leading the easy life getting soft.
stop your self serving nonsense

this is what lubricates vaginas
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Conker on October 22, 2014, 12:02:46 PM
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Personally, I think he is highly deluded and believes his own hype.  He wouldn`t be posing with his shirt off if he didn`t think he had a good physique.  Nobody has told him otherwise and he has no clue.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xnApdyDFJcY/TxX_zC1NC3I/AAAAAAAAAgg/HgoEfATcAmc/s1600/david-beckham-x-hm-ad-04.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1B2SNZeZKAA/TxX_191pbuI/AAAAAAAAAgo/TU9oHBe8LNk/s1600/david-beckham-x-hm-ad-01.jpg)


yeh i'm sure how good he thinks he looks is the motivation behind him posing topless rather than the millions he gets paid to do so ::)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 12:03:55 PM
yeh i'm sure how good he thinks he looks is the motivation behind him posing topless rather than the millions he gets paid to do so ::)
Bullshit.  He had already more money than he can spend so he is doing this purely for vanity reasons.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Conker on October 22, 2014, 12:05:42 PM
Bullshit.  He had already more money than he can spend so he is doing this purely for vanity reasons.

yeh because people who already have money are never interested in getting more are they ::)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 12:08:06 PM
yeh because people who already have money are never interested in getting more are they ::)
Again, for vanity reasons.  Ask the question, why would he want more money when he can`t spend the amount he already has?  Its not like he is using the majority to help people.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Beckenbauer on October 22, 2014, 12:49:22 PM
His own hype? Women love him the world over. Who is deluded?

That was like 10 years ago, when he actually was relevant in Real Madrid. And younger, ripped.
(http://www.pardaphash.com/uploads/images/660/pardaphash%20david%20beckham-75270.jpg)
(http://us.cdn281.fansshare.com/photos/davidbeckham/david-beckham-body-102663139.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 12:52:06 PM
That was like 10 years ago, when he actually was relevant in Real Madrid. And younger, ripped.
(http://www.pardaphash.com/uploads/images/660/pardaphash%20david%20beckham-75270.jpg)
(http://us.cdn281.fansshare.com/photos/davidbeckham/david-beckham-body-102663139.jpg)
All photoshop.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: che on October 22, 2014, 02:10:54 PM
TA , this is the new Beckham (10X the player) what do you think ?


(http://[img]http://www.lingerietalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/June15_EmporioArmani_1.jpg)
(http://8pic.ir/images/39725363148133628587.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Grape Ape on October 22, 2014, 02:15:30 PM
TA , this is the new Beckham (10X the player) what do you think ?

I read the speed he can run at to be 23.5 mph or something crazy like that.

Insane.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: che on October 22, 2014, 02:21:21 PM
I read the speed he can run at to be 23.5 mph or something crazy like that.

Insane.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Henda on October 22, 2014, 02:34:55 PM
That was like 10 years ago, when he actually was relevant in Real Madrid. And younger, ripped.
(http://www.pardaphash.com/uploads/images/660/pardaphash%20david%20beckham-75270.jpg)
(http://us.cdn281.fansshare.com/photos/davidbeckham/david-beckham-body-102663139.jpg)

Intimidating pectoral thickness
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Mawse on October 22, 2014, 02:37:48 PM
Yeah, I clicked on a video today and heard him speak for the first time.  Sounds like Russel Brand.  They both also have crappy English accents and not the pretty ones.  Russel Brand especially, it sounds horrible.

He says "Fings" instead of things and bites down whenever he says a word.  Its really annoying and sounds so unpleasant to the ears.

The difference is Beckham is actually working class while Brand is a nice upper middle class boy who's putting on a fake Laahndaan accent.

Jamie Oliver, Danny Dyer and some other notable twats all do the same thing. They're called 'Mockneys'

The more you know.

Becks has a terrible body but like others have said, it doesn't do him any harm. And it's good to know the bar is set so low on 'lean and muscular' according to the media  :-\
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 02:45:09 PM
The difference is Beckham is actually working class while Brand is a nice upper middle class boy who's putting on a fake Laahndaan accent.

Jamie Oliver, Danny Dyer and some other notable twats all do the same thing. They're called 'Mockneys'

The more you know.

Becks has a terrible body but like others have said, it doesn't do him any harm. And it's good to know the bar is set so low on 'lean and muscular' according to the media  :-\
Beckham has taken voice and dialect lessons to lose the working class gibberish accent though. 
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 02:46:06 PM
TA , this is the new Beckham (10X the player) what do you think ?


(http://[img]http://www.lingerietalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/June15_EmporioArmani_1.jpg)
(http://8pic.ir/images/39725363148133628587.jpg)
Much better than Beckham
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: wild willie on October 22, 2014, 02:47:54 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/22/1413978267678_Image_galleryImage_UK_CLIENTS_MUST_CREDIT_AK.JPG)
he may have a shitty physique.....but his bank account aint too shabby.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 02:49:30 PM
he may have a shitty physique.....but his bank account aint too shabby.
If we were comparing bank accounts, I would just put a picture up of Bill Gates. Beckham can`t hold a candle to him.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: keanu on October 22, 2014, 03:01:06 PM
No he can`t.  He is married and would have a lot to lose.  I do not think its as easy as it seems for people like him. 

Your wife would fuck him right in front of you while you are pulling your bowl cut hair out. ???
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 22, 2014, 03:05:46 PM
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Personally, I think he is highly deluded and believes his own hype.  He wouldn`t be posing with his shirt off if he didn`t think he had a good physique.  Nobody has told him otherwise and he has no clue.

With his money and business-sense, it doesn't really matter.

He doesn't even care.  Even if someone told him it wouldn't matter.

If people want to pay him for standing up wearing a tanktop, all the better in his mind.
He doesn't even need to take sterons or train hard. The audience just love it and eat it up anyways.

Not many worries in that mans head i assume.
He is set for life, just like Gill Bates of Sicromoft.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 03:11:40 PM
Your wife would fuck him right in front of you while you are pulling your bowl cut hair out. ???
Uh, no.  She came in here when I was looking at this thread and said "No idea what the big draw here is". 

You know, the only thing worse than Beckham is his wife.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3dXbNJ-4mL8/TQ-UDnzxV6I/AAAAAAAAAtg/XN_2dvXtsjI/s1600/Victoria-Beckham-defiende-a-las-modelois-ultradelgadas1.jpg)

(http://www.diariofemenino.com/images/galeria/8000/8743_victoria-beckham-reconocio-su-anorexia-en-2007.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 22, 2014, 03:38:55 PM
http://38.media.tumblr.com/5339ea35f039603281c4a5ada58d31af/tumblr_mwkgmbCbx51qdlh1io1_250.gif
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Lustral on October 22, 2014, 03:42:35 PM
His own hype? Women love him the world over. Who is deluded?

He is good enough looking but most whores like his money and lifestyle more than anything. He is rich, famous and converses with royalty.

Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 22, 2014, 03:45:53 PM
He is good enough looking but most whores like his money and lifestyle more than anything. He is rich, famous and converses with royalty.


Well, if they love the total package, why change it with taking Sterons and slaving in the gym looking like Jari "The Bull" Mentula? :D

He might lose alot of female fans but instead gain a bunch of fans he don't want, Bears, BayBGMs, Juruths, Goodrums etc :D
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 03:48:40 PM
I`m surprised nobody has made the argument that Beckham was thrust upon everyone in order to Feminize males.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: bears on October 22, 2014, 03:48:58 PM
Uh, no.  She came in here when I was looking at this thread and said "No idea what the big draw here is". 

You know, the only thing worse than Beckham is his wife.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3dXbNJ-4mL8/TQ-UDnzxV6I/AAAAAAAAAtg/XN_2dvXtsjI/s1600/Victoria-Beckham-defiende-a-las-modelois-ultradelgadas1.jpg)

(http://www.diariofemenino.com/images/galeria/8000/8743_victoria-beckham-reconocio-su-anorexia-en-2007.jpg)

yeah if that's not anorexia/bulimia then what is?
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 22, 2014, 03:52:42 PM
Beckham was thrust upon everyone in order to Feminize males.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 03:54:46 PM
Beckham was thrust upon everyone in order to Feminize males.
Could be the case.  Interesting observation nonetheless.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: K1RB on October 22, 2014, 04:15:22 PM
If it has not been said already...
This guy can buy and sell everyone on Getbig, probably 100 times over if he had to-
In addition, he has fame and hair-
Can pull quality ass the world over-

He is truly living the dream ( except maybe being married )

For a goof, ask a colleague who Ronnie Coleman is, or Phil Heath, or any pro bodybuilder except Arnold or perhaps Lou...
The following day, ask if they know David Beckham...

 
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 04:23:51 PM
If it has not been said already...
This guy can buy and sell everyone on Getbig, probably 100 times over if he had to-

In addition, he has fame and hair-
Can pull quality ass the world over-

He is truly living the dream ( except maybe being married )

For a goof, ask a colleague who Ronnie Coleman is, or Phil Heath, or any pro bodybuilder except Arnold or perhaps Lou...
The following day, ask if they know David Beckham...

 
Whats that got to do with his shitty physique?

Also, he is not going to cheat on weirdo Victoria.  He would lose a whole lot so finding women is out for him for now.

I could ask people who James K. Polk was, you probably don`t know and most might not, but he was way more important than Beckham will ever be so name recognition means nothing.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Lustral on October 22, 2014, 04:24:14 PM
I`m surprised nobody has made the argument that Beckham was thrust upon everyone in order to Feminize males.

No. Just no. Fuck off with conspiracy theories. He was part of a generation of young footballers to come through from the youth academy at manchester united - the class of 92. In his debut season he scored a goal from the halfway line that people still talk about. So good looking young guy in best team in england (and soon world). Very marketable. Then he marries a spice girl, biggest girl band in world. He wins loads with team she has loads of number ones worldwide.

It is a marketing wet dream. Like roger federer marrying maria sharapova and both lapping up the publicity. He is obviously skinny as he ran 10km per match. He wore dickhead clothes because his wife turned to fashion when spice girls went out of fashion. Simple as that. No conspiracy dipshit theories needed.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 04:26:54 PM
No. Just no. Fuck off with conspiracy theories. He was part of a generation of young footballers to come through from the youth academy at manchester united - the class of 92. In his debut season he scored a goal from the halfway line that people still talk about. So good looking young guy in best team in england (and soon world). Very marketable. Then he marries a spice girl, biggest girl band in world. He wins loads with team she has loads of number ones worldwide.

It is a marketing wet dream. Like roger federer marrying maria sharapova and both lapping up the publicity. He is obviously skinny as he ran 10km per match. He wore dickhead clothes because his wife turned to fashion when spice girls went out of fashion. Simple as that. No conspiracy dipshit theories needed.
Sounds unimpressive to me.  Typical reality TV shit right there. 
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: K1RB on October 22, 2014, 04:30:34 PM
Whats that got to do with his shitty physique?

Also, he is not going to cheat on weirdo Victoria.  He would lose a whole lot so finding women is out for him for now.

I could ask people who James K. Polk was, you probably don`t know and most might not, but he was way more important than Beckham will ever be so name recognition means nothing.

I guess what I'm trying to say is who gives a flying fuck about his sub par physique??? He has what most non delusional people would want if they could make wishes come true-
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Lustral on October 22, 2014, 04:31:48 PM
Sounds unimpressive to me.  Typical reality TV shit right there. 

Exactly. What advertisers love.

I remember everytime he got a shitty new haircut there would be a news story where they went to a barber and all these dickheads were copying haircut.

By the way someone said he is intelligent. He isn't. He did however surround himself with good advisors and pr and kept his image well. Think how justin bieber's handlers must be tearing their hair out at times. Beckham is the perfect company man.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 04:40:23 PM
Exactly. What advertisers love.

I remember everytime he got a shitty new haircut there would be a news story where they went to a barber and all these dickheads were copying haircut.

By the way someone said he is intelligent. He isn't. He did however surround himself with good advisors and pr and kept his image well. Think how justin bieber's handlers must be tearing their hair out at times. Beckham is the perfect company man.
Just what I figured.  Victoria certainly is a dumbass.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on October 22, 2014, 04:41:02 PM
Really??? It took you fu-ckers 4 pages to post a pic of his wife and then a shitty one at that but the first page has a pic of this fu-ck in his underwear? Come one guys!!!!
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 22, 2014, 04:42:01 PM
Really??? It took you fu-ckers 4 pages to post a pic of his wife and then a shitty one at that but the first page has a pic of this fu-ck in his underwear? Come one guys!!!!
Everyone knows its men we want to see.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on October 22, 2014, 04:45:02 PM
Apparently on this thread! Some one post a pic of his wife when she was hot, like Spice girl days!
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: flex933 on October 22, 2014, 04:52:24 PM
Wow....is that his wife....too skinny. Body of a Ten yr. Old
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on October 22, 2014, 04:53:59 PM
Wow....is that his wife....too skinny. Body of a Ten yr. Old

She was smoking hot back in the day when she was a Spice Girl, now an anorexic sick looking bitch!
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: trapz101 on October 22, 2014, 10:08:07 PM
Really??? It took you fu-ckers 4 pages to post a pic of his wife and then a shitty one at that but the first page has a pic of this fu-ck in his underwear? Come one guys!!!!


welcome to the thunderdome,main motto is 'men in thong or go home'
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Primemuscle on October 22, 2014, 10:19:57 PM
Seems like some of you have lost track of what an average fit man's physique looks like. He will probably outlive many dudes with PED bulked up physiques.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2014, 02:09:49 AM
Apparently on this thread! Some one post a pic of his wife when she was hot, like Spice girl days!
she looks not bad in this pic...
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Croatch on October 23, 2014, 02:11:06 AM
She was smoking hot back in the day when she was a Spice Girl, now an anorexic sick looking bitch!
It's always funny when women age...especially in the limelight.  Enjoy your 20s females is all I can say.
After 30 women are much less desirable...oh, unless your 60.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Da Freak on October 23, 2014, 02:37:49 AM
This guy would laugh at that.  No idea who he is, but I think he plays soccer.

(http://i5.minus.com/jwDxlBkMfQmQ9.jpg)

nope. he's a volleyball player. http://www.volleyball-movies.net/fanclubs/discussion/missing-player-478 (http://www.volleyball-movies.net/fanclubs/discussion/missing-player-478)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: trapz101 on October 23, 2014, 02:42:41 AM
nope. he's a volleyball player. http://www.volleyball-movies.net/fanclubs/discussion/missing-player-478 (http://www.volleyball-movies.net/fanclubs/discussion/missing-player-478)

that's even more mind boggling
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on October 23, 2014, 03:02:09 AM
she looks not bad in this pic...


Thank you Donny!!!
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2014, 03:03:35 AM
Thank you Donny!!!
wellcome  ;D
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 23, 2014, 12:11:13 PM
wellcome  ;D
All Photoshop and Lighting.  Doesn`t even look like her at all.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Lord Chronos on October 23, 2014, 12:34:44 PM
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Personally, I think he is highly deluded and believes his own hype.  He wouldn`t be posing with his shirt off if he didn`t think he had a good physique.  Nobody has told him otherwise and he has no clue.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xnApdyDFJcY/TxX_zC1NC3I/AAAAAAAAAgg/HgoEfATcAmc/s1600/david-beckham-x-hm-ad-04.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1B2SNZeZKAA/TxX_191pbuI/AAAAAAAAAgo/TU9oHBe8LNk/s1600/david-beckham-x-hm-ad-01.jpg)


He's not deluded, doesnt have the mental capacity for that.

At the end of the day he is fairly simple lad that comes from a lower class english background. Was lucky to be good enough to get in the position he is in and earned a truck load of cash. A harmless simpleton that landed on his feet. Unlike like his darker colleagues he had enough of a semblance of neural tissue not to piss all his money up the wall. It also helped that he married the spice girl who whilst couldnt sing at all, was more than smart enough to recognise the power of brand beckham and help co-ordinate their combined earnings.
All those photo shoots would have been his wifes doings, not by his own choice.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Alucard on October 23, 2014, 12:36:09 PM
Have to to agree with Adonis here... I remember Beckham as a player, average/decent midfielder with an amazing right foot, great freekicks and good assist man... His wife was very hot at the time of Spice Girls, now looks like a skeleton, horrible...
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Lord Chronos on October 23, 2014, 12:37:13 PM
that's even more mind boggling

not really, just an african.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 23, 2014, 02:41:01 PM
You can't get in front of a camera and be seen as a model and sex symbol and not care about your body. It's impossible. What's happening to Beckham is that he's getting older and what he did in the past just isn't working now. Skinny fat isn't a good look for anyone regardless of how much money you have...
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 23, 2014, 03:50:40 PM
He's not deluded, doesnt have the mental capacity for that.

At the end of the day he is fairly simple lad that comes from a lower class english background. Was lucky to be good enough to get in the position he is in and earned a truck load of cash. A harmless simpleton that landed on his feet. Unlike like his darker colleagues he had enough of a semblance of neural tissue not to piss all his money up the wall. It also helped that he married the spice girl who whilst couldnt sing at all, was more than smart enough to recognise the power of brand beckham and help co-ordinate their combined earnings.
All those photo shoots would have been his wifes doings, not by his own choice.

This
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 23, 2014, 03:55:55 PM
This
Oh, so Beckham is just a simple minded moron who is guided solely by whatever his wife wishes him to do, which is take your shirt off and try to sell products. 

I guess that lends credence to the Beckham Feminization theory eh?
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Lustral on October 23, 2014, 04:01:34 PM
Oh, so Beckham is just a simple minded moron who is guided solely by whatever his wife wishes him to do, which is take your shirt off and try to sell products. 

I guess that lends credence to the Beckham Feminization theory eh?

Two of them work together to make a brand. She never said a word about his alleged affair with rebecca loos or any other rumours unlike classless trash in hollywood. Everything they do is to build the brand. Real madrid became richest football club in world after buying him. Previous richest was man u, his old club. He also played for ac milan and psg (paris). Is biggest in asia. Wife rides his coat tails but is vital to the brand.

in fact the kids are part of the brand now.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on October 23, 2014, 05:24:04 PM
All Photoshop and Lighting.  Doesn`t even look like her at all.

Yeah but it is better then looking at him!!!!
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Nails on October 23, 2014, 05:26:48 PM
he is an intelligent man who markets his and his wifes clothing lines very well. I am not a Fan of his but hats off to the man. Not the best Football player but..clever.


they sell clothing  ???
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: residue on October 23, 2014, 06:59:39 PM
Yeah, I clicked on a video today and heard him speak for the first time.  Sounds like Russel Brand.  They both also have crappy English accents and not the pretty ones.  Russel Brand especially, it sounds horrible.

He says "Fings" instead of things and bites down whenever he says a word.  Its really annoying and sounds so unpleasant to the ears.

the worst british accent is still better than the best american..
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 23, 2014, 07:07:11 PM
the worst british accent is still better than the best american..
You are out of your mind.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: residue on October 23, 2014, 08:29:13 PM
You are out of your mind.

I'm from west yorkshire, probably the most common of all british accents and it's still loads better than any shit american regional accent i've heard in the last decade of living in the states.

ny-shit
new england-shit
southern-shit
cali-shit
florida-shit
texas-shit
mid-west shit
minnesota-shit
wisconsin-shit
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 23, 2014, 08:34:32 PM
problem with a good phyisque is that it's hard to maintain

when you are a millionaire you wanna kick back and smell the roses


when you just a chump you more motivated to impress the hos in the clubs with your arms


i guess
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: no one on October 23, 2014, 08:42:08 PM
I'm from west yorkshire, probably the most common of all british accents and it's still loads better than any shit american regional accent i've heard in the last decade of living in the states.

ny-shit
new england-shit
southern-shit
cali-shit
florida-shit
texas-shit
mid-west shit
minnesota-shit
wisconsin-shit



tell us how you really feel. :D
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: gmflex on October 23, 2014, 09:12:17 PM
Your wife would fuck him right in front of you while you are pulling your bowl cut hair out. ???



 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Master Blaster on October 23, 2014, 09:38:10 PM
If we were comparing bank accounts, I would just put a picture up of Bill Gates. Beckham can`t hold a candle to him.

REALLY???

there are always examples better or worse, but you KNOW THAT, you just want to argue  ::)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2014, 11:49:21 PM
REALLY???

there are always examples better or worse, but you KNOW THAT, you just want to argue  ::)
mate just ignore him. 
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: 240 is Back on October 24, 2014, 01:01:56 AM
LOL @ david beckham hitting F5 continually on this thread at 4:01 AM EST. 

you know he wants to respond. 
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: SuperTed on October 24, 2014, 02:15:31 AM
LOL @ david beckham hitting F5 continually on this thread at 4:01 AM EST. 

you know he wants to respond. 

Imagine if Beckham hops on a few cycles and we see him in a few months looking all jacked.
It would confirm he reads Getbig. :D
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Skorp1o on October 24, 2014, 02:21:45 AM
You don't need a good physique when you have a Rolls Royce

(http://cdn.celebritycarsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/david-beckham-driving-Rolls-Royce.jpeg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Sam on October 24, 2014, 02:32:08 AM
nope. he's a volleyball player. http://www.volleyball-movies.net/fanclubs/discussion/missing-player-478 (http://www.volleyball-movies.net/fanclubs/discussion/missing-player-478)

''Have you seen Shittu, then call the police on 0800/30.300.'' :D
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 24, 2014, 04:04:45 AM
You don't need a good physique when you have a Rolls Royce

(http://cdn.celebritycarsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/david-beckham-driving-Rolls-Royce.jpeg)
but when philippe heath pulls up in a bentley it's lights out for this junkie bag of bones
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 24, 2014, 07:34:17 AM
lets be realistic guys. He is not a physique star. He is or was at the Top of his sport just like any Bodybuilder in his sport winning a Mr O Title. There are other sports you know. Any Guy who comes from a poor Family and gets the chance to play for one of the Biggest soccer Teams has made it. Donīt understand the hate just because he is not massive  ::)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 24, 2014, 07:35:16 AM
lets be realistic guys. He is not a physique star. He is or was at the Top of his sport just like any Bodybuilder in his sport winning a Mr O Title. There are other sports you know. Any Guy who comes from a poor Family and gets the chance to play for one of the Biggest soccer Teams has made it. Donīt understand the hate just because he is not massive  ::)
realism is over rated

think big

get big


die big
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: residue on October 24, 2014, 08:15:42 AM
lets be realistic guys. He is not a physique star. He is or was at the Top of his sport just like any Bodybuilder in his sport winning a Mr O Title. There are other sports you know. Any Guy who comes from a poor Family and gets the chance to play for one of the Biggest soccer Teams has made it. Donīt understand the hate just because he is not massive  ::)
dont insult real athletes by calling bodybuilding a sport
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: SF1900 on October 24, 2014, 08:55:24 AM
but when philippe heath pulls up in a bentley it's lights out for this junkie bag of bones

wrong, idiot.

beckham is worth 350 million. heath is not even close to that.

but i know youre trolling.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Skorp1o on October 24, 2014, 09:06:24 AM
but when philippe heath pulls up in a bentley it's lights out for this junkie bag of bones

a 100k (50k second hand?) car VS a new 400k car.....

Beckham's weekly salary is double Philippe's yearly Mr O payout.

Money rules the world not biceps
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: SuperTed on October 24, 2014, 09:18:04 AM
Beckham's car collection:

http://www.tsmplug.com/richlist/david-beckham-cars-collections/

Don't think Heath can compete with this even if he lived for another 1000 years.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Lord Chronos on October 24, 2014, 10:36:21 AM
Beckham's car collection:

http://www.tsmplug.com/richlist/david-beckham-cars-collections/

Don't think Heath can compete with this even if he lived for another 1000 years.

Football the most obscene sport in the world, played by the vermin of humanity. The amount of money they get is ridiculous, but the fat beer drinking plebs dont think twice as they hand over their hard earned cash for their stupid season tickets and football tops. Retarded Brits.....

The only time you will see any Brits get passionate about their country is when they are watching a football game, all the while their country is going down the pan....
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 24, 2014, 11:15:00 AM
lets be realistic guys. He is not a physique star. He is or was at the Top of his sport just like any Bodybuilder in his sport winning a Mr O Title. There are other sports you know. Any Guy who comes from a poor Family and gets the chance to play for one of the Biggest soccer Teams has made it. Donīt understand the hate just because he is not massive  ::)
Who is hating?  You can`t admit that he has a shitty physique?  I came into this whole thing not caring who Beckham was.  The only things I knew about him that he played soccer (no idea if he was any good or not as I have never watched a soccer game and never will), made a shitty movie Bending Beckhams, always has looked WAY older than he is,  has a shitty physique, likes to take his shirt off to show off his shitty physique, the media likes to tout his shitty physique as being the ideal, and he has an emaciated wife who looks like a wax figure and never makes any expression (just google her name and hit images, its crazy that non-expression in every single expression).

There, that was my extent of Beckham knowledge.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 24, 2014, 11:16:55 AM
I bet David Beckham doesn`t even read books.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Donny on October 24, 2014, 11:25:43 AM
I bet David Beckham doesn`t even read books.
your vocabulary...shitty physique...what's your problem son ?
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 24, 2014, 11:28:17 AM
your vocabulary...shitty physique...what's your problem son ?
???
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: _bruce_ on October 24, 2014, 11:31:36 AM
I bet David Beckham doesn`t even read books.

In before Beckham registers a gimmick account("OldSpice666") and violently refutes said statement.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 24, 2014, 12:41:08 PM
This is from today:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2805053/David-Beckham-shows-incredible-beach-body-new-tattoos-Malibu-surf.html

 :D

David Beckham shows off his incredible beach body and new tattoos as he goes shirtless for a day in the Malibu surf

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2805053/David-Beckham-shows-incredible-beach-body-new-tattoos-Malibu-surf.html#ixzz3H5peOrMx
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/23/1414103959742_Image_galleryImage_David_Beckham_took_off_hi.JPG)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/23/1414104869156_wps_6_David_Beckham_took_off_hi.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/24/1414137481173_wps_34_Malibu_CA_David_Beckham_t.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/24/1414105837511_Image_galleryImage_David_Beckham_took_off_hi.JPG)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: no one on October 24, 2014, 12:46:12 PM

what is incredible is that such an elite athlete w all the time and money in the world doesn't care enough to look good.

that's incredible to me.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: SF1900 on October 24, 2014, 12:48:15 PM
This is from today:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2805053/David-Beckham-shows-incredible-beach-body-new-tattoos-Malibu-surf.html

 :D

David Beckham shows off his incredible beach body and new tattoos as he goes shirtless for a day in the Malibu surf

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2805053/David-Beckham-shows-incredible-beach-body-new-tattoos-Malibu-surf.html#ixzz3H5peOrMx
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/23/1414103959742_Image_galleryImage_David_Beckham_took_off_hi.JPG)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/23/1414104869156_wps_6_David_Beckham_took_off_hi.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/24/1414137481173_wps_34_Malibu_CA_David_Beckham_t.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/24/1414105837511_Image_galleryImage_David_Beckham_took_off_hi.JPG)


According to social media and the news from today, this kid has insane abs  :-\ :-\

(http://i58.tinypic.com/6h6jw0.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 24, 2014, 01:43:54 PM
You don't need a good physique when you have a Rolls Royce

(http://cdn.celebritycarsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/david-beckham-driving-Rolls-Royce.jpeg)

True...But many people in Hollywood are now on the HGH/lose dose therapy. Beckham has always been know for his body. So in the circles he hangs with, all the 45+ year olds are using anabolics for the most part. Judging by those shots of Beckham, he needs to up his iron game or at the very least get his diet in check to get the abs back. no homo
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 24, 2014, 03:24:01 PM
I bet David Beckham doesn`t even read books.

He doesn't have to! :D

He never even considered composing Beethovens 5th either!
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: residue on October 24, 2014, 04:34:28 PM
what is incredible is that such an elite athlete w all the time and money in the world doesn't care enough to look good.

that's incredible to me.

look good to who? he's perpetually top 5 of every sexy man\sexy athlete list. sure he doesnt appeal to the oiled up thong men crowd but i think women with vaginas fancy him proper
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: dyslexic on October 24, 2014, 04:57:52 PM
decent everyday physique easy to maintain without any exercise or diet

True dat ~
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: Primemuscle on October 24, 2014, 11:06:17 PM
If I had to chose between looking like David Beckham and Evan Centropani as he appears in those recently posted photos of him guest posing off season, I'd choose David Beckham. David Beckham may not look jacked, but he is likely a lot healthier.

Personally, I shoot for a happy medium. I want to be fit and not a monster who has a shitload of health problems nor a rail like I once was many years ago.
Title: Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?
Post by: no one on October 24, 2014, 11:13:35 PM
look good to who? he's perpetually top 5 of every sexy man\sexy athlete list. sure he doesnt appeal to the oiled up thong men crowd but i think women with vaginas fancy him proper

for himself?

pride?