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;D i should say misadventure, the juiced one just blew his middle finger off while cleaning his gun.... WHY is he allowed to have a gun????
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Jackasses that don't even have the sense to clear a weapon before they start manipulating it are best removed from the gene pool.
Rule One: The gun is always loaded
Rule Two: Look at Rule #1, asshole.
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This guy used to be a total bad ass. No he's a total dumb ass. Very disappointing.
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Sell-out, fucking rat snitch.
Should've been a head-shot.
others would say he's an honest guy that exposed a dirty sport
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That's when the Canseco fan in me died. Once he started with the MMA and celebrity boxing thing I was out. I knew he was juicing when he played baseball and I didn't really care since almost everyone was. Tattling and naming names about steroids I didn't like but it was something I could forgive. This shit on the other hand. Nope, I'm out. Best of luck to you Jose.
I choose to remember him in the late 80's and early 90's when he was a bad muthafucka. He hit a baseball harder than I ever saw one get hit before. He hit one in the old Yankee Stadium one time and I swear it looked like there was smoke coming off the ball. He murdered the ball. They should have called CSI after that one.
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He said his dick grew from GH
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That's when the Canseco fan in me died. Once he started with the MMA and celebrity boxing thing I was out. I knew he was juicing when he played baseball and I didn't really care since almost everyone was. Tattling and naming names about steroids I didn't like but it was something I could forgive. This shit on the other hand. Nope, I'm out. Best of luck to you Jose.
I choose to remember him in the late 80's and early 90's when he was a bad muthafucka. He hit a baseball harder than I ever saw one get hit before. He hit one in the old Yankee Stadium one time and I swear it looked like there was smoke coming off the ball. He murdered the ball. They should have called CSI after that one.
I saw Jose hit a shot at Toronto Sky Dome that looked like it was going to leave the stadium
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The ESPN HR challenge of year 2000 had the greatest group of sluggers in history , only Sammy Sosa couldn't make it.
Canseco eliminated guys like McGwire Bonds Ramirez, etc.
At the end it was him and Palmeiro to the finals. Was the last time I saw 500 feet HR flying across the street of ball park, Canseco was a beast.
Canseco won, ironically that same season MlB started blackballing him.
Woooossshhhhhh
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He said his dick grew from GH
He said Madonna wanted him to breed her 8)
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Imagine if Darryl Strawberry ever got his hands on juice. He would've been a freak.
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Personally I don't believe for a second that he blew his finger off cleaning his gun.
I think he got in a fight with his live-in girlfriend and grabbed the gun from her and it went off.
Cops investigated it but couldn't get anywhere since both of them stuck to their story.
Shit happens but who doesn't check their guns before cleaning. Give me a break.
Every time I her the name Canseco I think of that ball bouncing off his dome and going over the fence for a home run. what a tool.
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good hairline even with roids
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He said his dick grew from GH
His fine X wife agreed with this. She said he had a big dick and no balls.
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Imagine if Darryl Strawberry ever got his hands on juice. He would've been a freak.
he launched one into the old olympic stadium'expos'the old time concrete stadiums type,3rd deck an absolute missile...canseco hit the hard rock resteraunt in the skydome which if it wasn't there could have been roofed' the ball'
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And to top it off he earned over 45mil and is essentially broke.
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This guy used to be a total bad ass. No he's a total dumb ass. Very disappointing.
he was probably always a little bit of a dumb ass... but age, alcohol, meds, and just plain laziness has really taken its toll.
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(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/10/29/1029-jose-conseco-fingers-2-480w.jpg)
(http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/canseco_finger.jpg)
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I was in the military, and fought in 2 wars...
I don't know WHY people don't take weapon safety more seriously!!
Drop the mag, then rack the slide 2 to 3 times, THEN FUCKING CLEAN IT- NOT BEFORE!!!!
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Yep pretty basic Shi.t only a moron could fuck it up
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He actually drove around the country in an RV hitting "long balls" at minor league stadiums
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/big-league-stew/jose-canseco-will-travel-the-country-this-summer-trying-to-break-home-run-records-170337982.html
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His fine X wife agreed with this. She said he had a big dick and no balls.
One chick from Hooters (when Jose played for Red Sox) said exact thing " a huge pornographic dick and no balls"
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H Beyeke
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He was the biggest strongest guy in baseball and the fastest guy at the same time.
Liked winny, deca, equipoise... used very little test used to say he didn't want to gain too much weight I think he was 240 at his peak. Mark's cycles were a bit different lol
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Brutal mullet.
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Brutal mullet.
Brutal Alfa
1986 - Rookie of the year
1988 - MVP and first player in history to hit 40HRs and steel 40 bases
First player to hit 300 plus avg 30 plus HR 100 Rbis plus in his first 3 regular seasons
age 24 - 6'4" 235 lbs
Buses full of Girls would go to batting practice before the game just to see him blast 400 plus feet out of the ball park
During training He ran 100 meter faster than Rickey Henderson
Like someone said on ESPN David Beckam and ARod aint nothing like this guy was on his prime ...
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The guy is basically totally broke and his phone isn't ringing anymore. The ole' "cleaning the gun" excuse is typical for a suicide attempt...
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Brutal Alfa
1986 - Rookie of the year
1988 - MVP and first player in history to hit 40HRs and steel 40 bases
First player to hit 300 plus avg 30 plus HR 100 Rbis plus in his first 3 regular seasons
age 24 - 6'4" 235 lbs
Buses full of Girls would go to batting practice before the game just to see him blast 400 plus feet out of the ball park
During training He ran 100 meter faster than Rickey Henderson
Like someone said on ESPN David Beckam and ARod aint nothing like this guy was on his prime ...
where did you hear this?
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where did you hear this?
Trust me that ain't no secret the guy was superman ....
Once Don Baylor a veteran player (as wide as markus Rhull) wanted to impress the rookies by doing some heavy bench press and Jose did like 25 reps with 225 lbs .... like it was nothing
I trained with Stan Javier and Luis Polonia back in the day both teammates of Jose from that era I know a lot of crazy stories about Jose
While on the road, Jose was a" judge" in beauty pageants (Toronto,Detroit,Boston NY etc) he will take contestants to his room and offer some to his fellow players as well . LOL
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH
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During training He ran 100 meter faster than Rickey Henderson
I heard that too but it was years ago so I don't remember the source.
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Trust me that ain't no secret the guy was superman ....
Once Don Baylor a veteran player (as wide as markus Rhull) wanted to impress the rookies by doing some heavy bench press and Jose did like 25 reps with 225 lbs .... like it was nothing
I trained with Stan Javier and Luis Polonia back in the day both teammates of Jose from that era I know a lot of crazy stories about Jose
While on the road, Jose was a" judge" in beauty pageants (Toronto,Detroit,Boston NY etc) he will take contestants to his room and offer some to his fellow players as well . LOL
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH
8)....I believe u ,,you ever notice the a's players from his era to around Jason giambi's peak were always trying yo emulate 'jose'in some way..he was a local legend I bet...
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I was watching some of Jose's home runs on YouTube.
I laughed at one of the comments: "i bought his donruss rated rookie card for 125 bucks back in 1990. I used all my xmas money to buy it at a show. Its now worth $2.25. Im soo pissed!"
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I was watching some of Jose's home runs on YouTube.
I laughed at one of the comments: "i bought his donruss rated rookie card for 125 bucks back in 1990. I used all my xmas money to buy it at a show. Its now worth $2.25. Im soo pissed!"
FUNNY I KNOW,,BASEBALL CARDS IS A CRAPPY INVESTMENT UNLESS U OWN A HONUS WAGNER/TY COBB..
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This guy used to be a total bad ass. No he's a total dumb ass. Very disappointing.
Perhaps you are the dumb ass for ever thinking he was "bad ass." ::)
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Perhaps you are the dumb ass for ever thinking he was "bad ass." ::)
No he wasn't a bad ass...
In one occasion around 2 am checking in a hotel in Texas there was these two large black dudes (those you cant tell if theyre Hebrews or latinos) Canseco went straight to them and asked-' are you guys with those two hoes over there?" there were 2 white chicks sitting in the lobby ...one of them said yes why ? Jose asked them if they were latinos they said yes as well... then Jose said :
Can you do me a favor "? and use at least three condoms on each girl cause I don't want the latino community to disappear due to STDs ..
Trust me that mofo is crazy I thought he was gonna get shot in the parkinglot that night .
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH
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That's when the Canseco fan in me died. Once he started with the MMA and celebrity boxing thing I was out. I knew he was juicing when he played baseball and I didn't really care since almost everyone was. Tattling and naming names about steroids I didn't like but it was something I could forgive. This shit on the other hand. Nope, I'm out. Best of luck to you Jose.
I choose to remember him in the late 80's and early 90's when he was a bad muthafucka. He hit a baseball harder than I ever saw one get hit before. He hit one in the old Yankee Stadium one time and I swear it looked like there was smoke coming off the ball. He murdered the ball. They should have called CSI after that one.
Why did the fan in you die after that MMA-clip?
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I was watching some of Jose's home runs on YouTube.
I laughed at one of the comments: "i bought his donruss rated rookie card for 125 bucks back in 1990. I used all my xmas money to buy it at a show. Its now worth $2.25. Im soo pissed!"
From 1986 to 1992 MLB milked Jose Canseco's paraphernalia and Ken Griffey Jr. like no other players in history ....teenagers will literally spend their savings on every thing Canseco not only West coast but east coast as well ... then they didn't allow him to hit 500HRs and forced him out of baseball at age 37. Because he was an "evil steroid user".
I'm glad the general public knows better now
WoooopSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Perhaps you are the dumb ass for ever thinking he was "bad ass." ::)
There was some kind of fundraising/tournament going while he was in Red Sox organization, he was invited, they had athletes from every sports drinking and eating outdoors .... there was this 300 lbs NFL player and Canseco Yes, Canseco had to pick on the bigger dude there...
Jose -Hey are you a cock sucker?" big guy- Huh ? "
Jose Are you a cock sucker? yes or no question ....."
The big guy NO'.... Jose -.Good can I have a sip of your beer cause these Wings are too fucking hot "
The guy gave the beer to Jose as everyone was laughing ...
I can understand most people don't like the guy ... People think badass are the characters from Sons of Anarchy or something like that ....but in real life, Jose was something else ..
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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....but in real life, Jose was something else ..
What was he?
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What was he?
re read my previous three postings.
Btw he only fucks perfect ten because he takes care of his body and expect his woman to do the same" ...
He did tell a woman that was "Madonna like" in Dominican Republic throwing herself to him while he was in a tournament invited by Manny mota I think from LA... everyone was holding laughs on stage because they hear him say (backstage) "I only fuck perfect ten (both in English and Spanish)
like the rest of the Getbiggers of course .
WooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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He was something else. Not human?
Reptilian? Grey?
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Is that Al Bundy
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He was something else. Not human?
Reptilian? Grey?
Pertty much , only bigger,stronger and faster.
WoooSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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always clear it and cock the gun at least 3 times before cleaning or handling
fucking rookies
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Imagine if he had to fight a prime Mike Tyson....
Jose looked bad running around the ring with this big Japanese fighter
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Why did the fan in you die after that MMA-clip?
Because he had fallen to a pretty low point. He was broke and obviously having some kind of a mid life crisis. At one point he was doing reality tv and even wearing blue contact lenses. It was weird and sad. I still wish the guy well, I just don't want to watch him self destruct. I choose to remember the old Jose.
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He was something else. Not human?
Reptilian? Grey?
Haha, yes he is likely in league with the Grey Alien.
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Haha, yes he is likely in league with the Grey Alien.
Explains everything! :D ;D
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Imagine if he had to fight a prime Mike Tyson....
Jose looked bad running around the ring with this big Japanese fighter
In a Boxing match inside a ring, Tyson would take Jose....
If Tyson had to Kickbox ( mixed martial arts (MMA) on the street would have been another story ...
Canseco is black belt,with taekwondo Power breaking experience,remember the guy he punched in the face in Tampa was a 6'1" amateur boxer yet he needed 30 stiches to get his mouth back in to his face and it was just one punch from Jose , and Jose can kick you out and take few ribs easily....
Don't forget this Japanese dude that dominated Jose, is about 8 feet tall no much you can do when you are above his navel ... Jose is just 6'4" Tyson is about 5'10" and about 220 Jose could body slam the shit out of Tyson until his shit is spread around the block.
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHH
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I PREDICT FOR CANSECO A WEIRD ENDING REMINESCENT OF BRUCE JENNER !!! :-[
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Brutal Alfa
1986 - Rookie of the year
1988 - MVP and first player in history to hit 40HRs and steel 40 bases
First player to hit 300 plus avg 30 plus HR 100 Rbis plus in his first 3 regular seasons
age 24 - 6'4" 235 lbs
Buses full of Girls would go to batting practice before the game just to see him blast 400 plus feet out of the ball park
During training He ran 100 meter faster than Rickey Henderson
Like someone said on ESPN David Beckam and ARod aint nothing like this guy was on his prime ...
Yet girls and homos would still take Cristiano ronaldo over this guy
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re read my previous three postings.
Btw he only fucks perfect ten because he takes care of his body and expect his woman to do the same" ...
He did tell a woman that was "Madonna like" in Dominican Republic throwing herself to him while he was in a tournament invited by Manny mota I think from LA... everyone was holding laughs on stage because they hear him say (backstage) "I only fuck perfect ten (both in English and Spanish)
like the rest of the Getbiggers of course .
WooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What are u? His secret lover or towel boy? Or both? :D
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What are u? His secret lover or towel boy? Or both? :D
I If I can share some of the info I know about the man and the business of MLB ( a little bit ) why not ? despite how hated Jose is I still can see things as they really were ...
Every ball player wanted to b like him,every woman wanted him ,even the celebs, he was the ultimate badass, nailed super hot women, drank alcohol, drove Bikes, Lamborginnis and Ferraris like a mad nascar driver, used steroids, and became a breakthrough man in every aspect...super athlete with good looks and a huge cock (no homo) .... how can you hate that ?
And If I can share some of the info I know about the man .... I know the guy is mad crazy and speak his mind at all cost but can you blame him for that really ?
He was the first athlete to get a salary of 25 millions $$$$$ in MLB (back in the day)
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
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And those super mega contracts of today, like the ones of Stars Albert Pujols ,Cabrera ,ARod etc, have special "Clause" in them, where they can't ride a bike or do dangerous stuff is because Jose would do dangerous stuff at high speed on a kawasski ninja bike' all the time. And then deny it.
One day while in Chicago he took friend Mo Vaugh another badass baseball player that along with Jose, used to get in lots of fights in Boston,Pawtucket strip joints and clubs areas.... on the back of his kawasaki ninja 250r bike! Jose flew away so fast that poor Mo left a yellow mustard line behind.......
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHH Badass
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Jose Canseco took the Oakland Athletics to the World series in 1988,89' and 1990 ....they haven't been back ever since .
Yet a simple call from Bud Selig and Jose is not even in the top 20 most important players of the Oakland Athletics franchise .. LOL
(If you didn't know)
WoooSSSHHHHH the Hypocrisy
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I If I can share some of the info I know about the man and the business of MLB ( a little bit ) why not ? despite how hated Jose is I still can see things as they really were ...
Every ball player wanted to b like him,every woman wanted him ,even the celebs, he was the ultimate badass, nailed super hot women, drank alcohol, drove Bikes, Lamborginnis and Ferraris like a mad nascar driver, used steroids, and became a breakthrough man in every aspect...super athlete with good looks and a huge cock (no homo) .... how can you hate that ?
And If I can share some of the info I know about the man .... I know the guy is mad crazy and speak his mind at all cost but can you blame him for that really ?
He was the first athlete to get a salary of 25 millions $$$$$ in MLB (back in the day)
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
get real. If it weren't for the drugs the guy wouldn't of even been a big league caliber player, he said so himself. As for the 100 yard dash faster than ricky henderson well ricky was never that fast.....100 meter is a totally different type of speed than stealing 90 feet. ricky was just very explosive. ...also was only 5'10 so it would make sense jose being 6'4 he would be better at the 100 meter. . As for Jose well mike trout is 6'1 240... faster than jose ever was, a superior baseball player...and natural IMO. As for those strength claims I saw he said he benched 390. Matt holiday close grips 365 btw.
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get real. If it weren't for the drugs the guy wouldn't of even been a big league caliber player, he said so himself. As for the 100 yard dash faster than ricky henderson well ricky was never that fast.....100 meter is a totally different type of speed than stealing 90 feet. ricky was just very explosive. ...also was only 5'10 so it would make sense jose being 6'4 he would be better at the 100 meter. . As for Jose well mike trout is 6'1 240... faster than jose ever was, a superior baseball player...and natural IMO. As for those strength claims I saw he said he benched 390. Matt holiday close grips 365 btw.
Ok, You win josé is not a badass. Jus a Bad person for using evil steroids.
Wooossshhhhhh.
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In a Boxing match inside a ring, Tyson would take Jose....
If Tyson had to Kickbox ( mixed martial arts (MMA) on the street would have been another story ...
Canseco is black belt,with taekwondo Power breaking experience,remember the guy he punched in the face in Tampa was a 6'1" amateur boxer yet he needed 30 stiches to get his mouth back in to his face and it was just one punch from Jose , and Jose can kick you out and take few ribs easily....
Don't forget this Japanese dude that dominated Jose, is about 8 feet tall no much you can do when you are above his navel ... Jose is just 6'4" Tyson is about 5'10" and about 220 Jose could body slam the shit out of Tyson until his shit is spread around the block.
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHH
Hong Man Choi is billed at 7'1, so he's probably a bit shorter... However, was Canseco really 6'4? I read 6'1 also for him, probably closer to the truth, but you know more than me... Regarding Tyson, i'm not one of his idiotic fanboys and Canseco was the man, but a tested high level pro boxer champion against a mcdojo black belt in Taekwondo? Canseco was/is big, strong, athletic, aggressive and for sure can throw a mean kick and punch, but i put my money on Tyson in every kind of environment... As i said, you know more than me about Canseco, so maybe i'm wrong...
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Hong Man Choi is billed at 7'1, so he's probably a bit shorter... However, was Canseco really 6'4? I read 6'1 also for him, probably closer to the truth, but you know more than me... Regarding Tyson, i'm not one of his idiotic fanboys and Canseco was the man, but a tested high level pro boxer champion against a mcdojo black belt in Taekwondo? Canseco was/is big, strong, athletic, aggressive and for sure can throw a mean kick and punch, but i put my money on Tyson in every kind of environment... As i said, you know more than me about Canseco, so maybe i'm wrong...
all sources I read says 6'4. He looks 6'4 for sure. taller than his Twin brother Ozzie who is 6'2
(http://nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/ozzie-and-jose-canseco.jpg)
(http://imyomamma2.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/jose-and-twin-bro-ozzie1.jpg)
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Canseco is 6'4" look about same height as McGwire and Frank Thomas standing next to them, who are both 6'5" ..
So he might be 6'4".5
Woossssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Brutal Alfa
1986 - Rookie of the year
1988 - MVP and first player in history to hit 40HRs and steel 40 bases
First player to hit 300 plus avg 30 plus HR 100 Rbis plus in his first 3 regular seasons
age 24 - 6'4" 235 lbs
Buses full of Girls would go to batting practice before the game just to see him blast 400 plus feet out of the ball park
During training He ran 100 meter faster than Rickey Henderson
Like someone said on ESPN David Beckam and ARod aint nothing like this guy was on his prime ...
This part is not correct. Jose never hit for a great avg and only hit above .300 once in a full season.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/cansejo01.shtml?mobile=false
Great hitter nonetheless though.
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Canseco is 6'4" look about same height as McGwire and Frank Thomas standing next to them, who are both 6'5" ..
So he might be 6'4".5
Woossssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maybe McGwire and Thomas are not legit 6'5? And his brother not a real 6'2? I say this because sportsmen, like actors, are billed taller/much taller than they really are, the usual "bigger than life hero" rule... I remember reading about the 6'1 for Canseco in some MMA site/page, who knows...all sources I read says 6'4. He looks 6'4 for sure. taller than his Twin brother Ozzie who is 6'2
(http://nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/ozzie-and-jose-canseco.jpg)
(http://imyomamma2.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/jose-and-twin-bro-ozzie1.jpg)
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mutant twin bro alert...
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mutant twin bro alert...
four juicers in one pic.... 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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four juicers in one pic.... 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
DOUBLE SMUG-GUM TWINS..
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I remember going to a game many years ago and watching batting practice...Canseco's ego was out of control. The dude sat down between 3rd base and left field in foul ground with no shirt on and pretended like he was sun bathing. He actually went over and signed autographs with no shirt on. Total fukcing tool bag...
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This part is not correct. Jose never hit for a great avg and only hit above .300 once in a full season.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/cansejo01.shtml?mobile=false
Great hitter nonetheless though.
Thanks! I Guess I got the OBP on the way those years
WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Like I said earlier; if Darryl Strawberry took steroids, he would've been a monster. Bigger than Jose. And Darryl was fast; and talented.
Jose may have been 6'4". But Strawberry was at least 6'6"
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Jose was every bit of 6'4". I met the dude a couple of times back in the day. He was fucking huge.
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Arod finally admitting he used an assortment of goodies in a DEA interview...lmao
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/mlb/article3578762.html
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Daryll Strawberry did a ton of rec drugs and spent his whole career in New York and LA. I find it hard to believe he did not have PED at his disposal.
He was quite skinny though.
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Like I said earlier; if Darryl Strawberry took steroids, he would've been a monster. Bigger than Jose. And Darryl was fast; and talented.
Jose may have been 6'4". But Strawberry was at least 6'6"
Too bad Strawberry took the wrong drug....
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Strawberry was a fucking basehead. If you are gonna do what-ifs about him start there.
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Like I said earlier; if Darryl Strawberry took steroids, he would've been a monster. Bigger than Jose. And Darryl was fast; and talented.
Jose may have been 6'4". But Strawberry was at least 6'6"
If Randy Johnson took steroids he would've Been a monster and bigger Than Darryl.
Darryl Strawberry may have been 6'6" but Randy was at least 6' 10"
Wooossshhhhhhh
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Strawberry was a fucking basehead. If you are gonna do what-ifs about him start there.
Yeah Darryl Strawberry & Dwight Gooden & Keith Hernandez were into cocaine.... not steroids.