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Title: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Europe on November 04, 2014, 11:05:01 AM
 :o :o 600-800lbs bear would beat you into a living pulp!!


Not only that you cannot even get away from them climbing a tree!!!



Bonus!! grizzly mother chasing an elk with ease!!  :'(
imagine ronnie or gay cutler trying to outrun this mamabear??!!  ::) ::)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 04, 2014, 11:08:48 AM
You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: MikMaq on November 04, 2014, 11:13:35 AM
You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.
Or just looking at a fucking map.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2014, 11:33:32 AM
:o :o 600-800lbs bear would beat you into a living pulp!!


Not only that you cannot even get away from them climbing a tree!!!



Bonus!! grizzly mother chasing an elk with ease!!  :'(
imagine ronnie or gay cutler trying to outrun this mamabear??!!  ::) ::)

2nd vid was of a Black Bear. Which smaller and can climb trees. And that looked more like a cub or yearling.

Grizzlies have been documented to climb trees, but it's harder due to their weight. Kinda like large bodybuilders  and doing pull ups.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The Ugly on November 04, 2014, 12:16:45 PM
You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.

Damn, I was just gonna post this.

Excellent.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: SF1900 on November 04, 2014, 12:25:48 PM
You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.

what if youre alone?  ::) ::) ???
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The Ugly on November 04, 2014, 12:29:09 PM
what if youre alone?  ::) ::) ???

I'd go with the Nikes.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 12:31:52 PM
which is why training for anything but appearance is severe self delusion

the world toughest human wouldnt last a minute against a lion/tiger/crocodile/polar bear/etc

pathetic MMA idiots are the worst



worlds toughest dog at 00:37 making a polar bear his bitch  ???
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: SF1900 on November 04, 2014, 12:35:56 PM
I'd go with the Nikes.

(http://images.freshnessmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/air-superfly-woven-main-570x319.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: SF1900 on November 04, 2014, 12:37:29 PM
which is why training for anything but appearance is severe self delusion

the world toughest human wouldnt last a minute against a lion/tiger/crocodile/polar bear/etc

pathetic MMA idiots are the worst



worlds toughest dog at 00:37 making a polar bear his bitch  ???


in a fight to the death, the polar bear would absolutely demolish that dog.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 12:38:28 PM
in a fight to the death, the polar bear would absolutely demolish that dog.
ahhh


another traditional martial artist suffering unfairness under mma rules  ;D


watching these videos makes me mad i'm a balding human pussy


these monster beasts they are the toughest sons of bitches alive


11:07

ronnie coleman showing shawn shiwawa his place

Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: SF1900 on November 04, 2014, 12:41:01 PM
ahhh


another traditional martial artist suffering unfairness under mma rules  ;D

(http://www.hauserbears.com/uploads/images/carousels/expeditions/polar-bear-expeditions_1.jpg)

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2872/9129673099_1042700975_z.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2014, 12:42:36 PM
what if youre alone?  ::) ::) ???
Play dead...
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: SF1900 on November 04, 2014, 12:44:06 PM
Play dead...

x2
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 12:54:34 PM
baby mamas are so fucking alpha

monkey mama fighting off a crocodile

12:40



02:19

lioness baby mama fighting off 2 lions

like a boss

Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Europe on November 04, 2014, 12:58:43 PM
Play dead...
Grizzly have better smell receptors and hearing!
They'll know if you're playing dead, I would just bend over on all fours and take it raw no-pullout!!(no homo)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: R.A.M. on November 04, 2014, 12:59:31 PM
what if youre alone?  ::) ::) ???

Throw a most muscular pose, and problem is solved, bear will turnaround and leave.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Deadlifted on November 04, 2014, 01:06:30 PM
which is why training for anything but appearance is severe self delusion

the world toughest human wouldnt last a minute against a lion/tiger/crocodile/polar bear/etc

pathetic MMA idiots are the worst



worlds toughest dog at 00:37 making a polar bear his bitch  ???

I would pull guard on the polar bear and catch it in a gogoplata. Bear will be out cold before he knows what happened, and he'll wish he had a ref to stop the fight
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 01:08:05 PM
Throw a most muscular pose, and problem is solved, bear will turnaround and leave.
the crucifix is scientifically the most intimidating pose to wild animals

it shows an unbeatable combination of size, strength, conditioning, coordination and balls

Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 01:16:03 PM
I would pull guard on the polar bear and catch it in a gogoplata. Bear will be out cold before he knows what happened, and he'll wish he had a ref to stop the fight
04:58

sneaky lioness being overwhelmed by forward aggression of wildabeast

drops on back baits him and pulls guard

then bites the fuck out of his jugulars


classic kinomutai secret technique filipino art of biting

Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Deadlifted on November 04, 2014, 02:38:05 PM
04:58

sneaky lioness being overwhelmed by forward aggression of wildabeast

drops on back baits him and pulls guard

then bites the fuck out of his jugulars


classic kinomutai secret technique filipino art of biting


Wow thats awesome. Just when you think the lioness is going to be another butt scooting non-takedown bjj'er, she goes for the neck. Clearly the wildabeast was more of a standup fighter and thought that pure athleticism would allow it dominate in ground scenarios, but this shows you that you have to know the ground game in today's fight business.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 02:40:14 PM
Wow thats awesome. Just when you think the lioness is going to be another butt scooting non-takedown bjj'er, she goes for the neck. Clearly the wildabeast was more of a standup fighter and thought that pure athleticism would allow it dominate in ground scenarios, but this shows you that you have to know the ground game in today's fight business.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

in all seriousness, this videos is fascinating, studying the way the murdering takes place of each animal in each scenario


lions, tigers etc they are simply the most amazing murder machines on the planet
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Deadlifted on November 04, 2014, 02:43:05 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

in all seriousness, this videos is fascinating, studying the way the murdering takes place of each animal in each scenario


lions, tigers etc they are simply the most amazing murder machines on the planet
Yes it is definitely amazing, and really the only thing they really on is pure athleticism and their lifestyle. Its depressing that we can train so much and perfect our bodies for fighting but still fall short in terms of pure physical combat with another animal. However we are smart so we just invent guns and shoot them from far away  :D
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: SF1900 on November 04, 2014, 02:43:34 PM
Throw a most muscular pose, and problem is solved, bear will turnaround and leave.

anabolichalos most muscular pose is not good enough to scare away a wild animal.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2014, 02:44:18 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

in all seriousness, this videos is fascinating, studying the way the murdering takes place of each animal in each scenario


lions, tigers etc they are simply the most amazing murder machines on the planet
Great whites, wolf fish, piranhas, viper fish, barracudas, killer whales, peregrine falcons, eagles, anacondas, pit vipers, African Wild Dogs, wolverines, and even some extinct predators could be argued to rival them.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 02:46:34 PM
Great whites, wolf fish, piranhas, viper fish, barracudas, killer whales, peregrine falcons, eagles, anacondas, pit vipers, African Wild Dogs, wolverines, and even some extinct predators could be argued to rival them.
too many to list

i can watch these videos for hours


even more impressive than "the unbelievable" DVD
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 02:49:40 PM
Yes it is definitely amazing, and really the only thing they really on is pure athleticism and their lifestyle. Its depressing that we can train so much and perfect our bodies for fighting but still fall short in terms of pure physical combat with another animal. However we are smart so we just invent guns and shoot them from far away  :D
pulling a trigger from far away is not the same rush as i imagine a tiger killing a crocodile (in one of them videos, simply insane)
 ;D


lynn thompson hunts wildlife with spears and handguns from real close, that about a big a rush a human can experience while killing animals i think

Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Deadlifted on November 04, 2014, 03:10:12 PM
pulling a trigger from far away is not the same rush as i imagine a tiger killing a crocodile (in one of them videos, simply insane)
 ;D


lynn thompson hunts wildlife with spears and handguns from real close, that about a big a rush a human can experience while killing animals i think


Thats pretty badass. I'm talking just self defense though cause Ive never been hunting before.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2014, 03:12:06 PM
too many to list

i can watch these videos for hours


even more impressive than "the unbelievable" DVD
People actually go into the African Rock Python's lair and get them


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Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The Ugly on November 05, 2014, 03:48:34 AM
Great whites, wolf fish, piranhas, viper fish, barracudas, killer whales, peregrine falcons, eagles, anacondas, pit vipers, African Wild Dogs, wolverines, and even some extinct predators could be argued to rival them.

Bullsharks are pretty wicked, too.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: MikMaq on November 05, 2014, 03:56:34 AM
(http://www.hauserbears.com/uploads/images/carousels/expeditions/polar-bear-expeditions_1.jpg)

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2872/9129673099_1042700975_z.jpg)
ironically this is natural predator I have to be scared most of in my province(very ironic.)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: gracie bjj on November 05, 2014, 04:39:09 AM
all u have to do is pull guard and try for the armbar, it works everytime. i remember when i rolled against a kodiak bear back in 88 i had the edge cause of my great leglocks,the bear didnt tapout and i had no choice but to crank the ankle till it popped
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 05, 2014, 04:49:39 AM
what if youre alone?  ::) ::) ???

Pick up a stick, or wave you arms in the air, to try and make yourself look big. Shout in an aggressive manner.

In other words, bluff.

If that doesn't work, you're fvcked.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: gracie bjj on November 05, 2014, 04:58:14 AM
Pick up a stick, or wave you arms in the air, to try and make yourself look big. Shout in an aggressive manner.

In other words, bluff.

If that doesn't work, you're fvcked.

 ;D they say playing dead works also. id be so scared id prolly really die of a heart attack so i dont have to worry either way :D
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Parker on November 05, 2014, 04:58:29 AM
Man uses his leg as bait to hunt for rock python
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Rammstein on November 05, 2014, 05:21:39 AM
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: falco on November 05, 2014, 05:44:42 AM
I believe even a pregnant cow is faster than humans.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Europe on November 05, 2014, 05:54:53 AM
;D they say playing dead works also. id be so scared id prolly really die of a heart attack so i dont have to worry either way :D
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WCLB5v3hDJE/Tk1kb_3UFYI/AAAAAAAACjg/0jP5gKHgw24/s1600/Funny+grizzly+bear+attack+2.jpg)

(http://www.funnymotivationalposters.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Holy-Shit.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 05, 2014, 06:01:14 AM
;D they say playing dead works also. id be so scared id prolly really die of a heart attack so i dont have to worry either way :D

I was gonna mention that, but, I couldn't see actually doing it myself.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: orion on November 05, 2014, 06:37:41 AM
What chance would those puny animals have against this guy?
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The Ugly on November 05, 2014, 10:46:44 AM
Pick up a stick, or wave you arms in the air, to try and make yourself look big. Shout in an aggressive manner.

In other words, bluff.

If that doesn't work, you're fvcked.

I know this sometimes works with smaller predators ( that's what they tell us, at least), but I can't imagine a hungry, 10-foot grizzly falling for this shit.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Rudee on November 05, 2014, 11:51:55 AM
A bear would never catch me, as it would be too busy slipping in my shit.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Parker on November 05, 2014, 11:58:16 AM
I know this sometimes works with smaller predators ( that's what they tell us, at least), but I can't imagine a hungry, 10-foot grizzly falling for this shit.
Bart The Bear, Alaskan Kodiak
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 05, 2014, 12:29:47 PM
I know this sometimes works with smaller predators ( that's what they tell us, at least), but I can't imagine a hungry, 10-foot grizzly falling for this shit.

At least you went down swinging.

Playing dead is the equivalent of looking at the third strike.

This is your best option:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Franchi_SPAS-12_Shotgun.JPG)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 05, 2014, 12:36:46 PM
ironically this is natural predator I have to be scared most of in my province(very ironic.)

Im sure the "natural predator" that scares you the most is mental institutions.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Dokey111 on November 05, 2014, 12:38:41 PM
They are not murdering they are eating wtf
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Parker on November 05, 2014, 12:42:44 PM
At least you went down swinging.

Playing dead is the equivalent of looking at the third strike.
Swinging from it's mouth. Once you do all that, you incite it's prey drive. Think about it, a Grizzy standing up on it's hind legs looking down at a human waving it's arms and stomping around...
Best case you spook it, worst case your tail is becoming a snack real quick.

Probably the best case is stick near tree lines, and climb a very stout tree.

There is an account of a game warden who went to investigate a elk carcass, and the grizzly came running down at her. She played dead, he bit her a couple times, and she hid her face...the grizzly left.
She stifled it's prey drive.

Or, you can do this.
There is an account of a man in Alaska who came from a bar...he stumbled home drunk, and laid in the dirt/snow. He awoke the next day, and there were all these bear tracks around him. He apparently attributes him not being attacked and eaten due to all the baked beans he ate and the resulting gas...(this is if I remember the story right).
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: TheShape. on November 05, 2014, 12:44:55 PM
Don't fuck with bears.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: falco on November 05, 2014, 12:50:47 PM
I have seen a grizzly in a zoo in Köln Germany and that thing is massive. I think my head would fit easily in his mouth.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Tre on November 05, 2014, 12:57:58 PM
Kinda like large bodybuilders  and doing pull ups.

 ;D

All that stupid-ass elk needed to do was to find 2 trees side-by-side and leap between them.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Deadlifted on November 05, 2014, 01:00:18 PM
Swinging from it's mouth. Once you do all that, you incite it's prey drive. Think about it, a Grizzy standing up on it's hind legs looking down at a human waving it's arms and stomping around...
Best case you spook it, worst case your tail is becoming a snack real quick.

Probably the best case is stick near tree lines, and climb a very stout tree.

There is an account of a game warden who went to investigate a elk carcass, and the grizzly came running down at her. She played dead, he bit her a couple times, and she hid her face...the grizzly left.
She stifled it's prey drive.

Or, you can do this.
There is an account of a man in Alaska who came from a bar...he stumbled home drunk, and laid in the dirt/snow. He awoke the next day, and there were all these bear tracks around him. He apparently attributes him not being attacked and eaten due to all the baked beans he ate and the resulting gas...(this is if I remember the story right).
The secret antidote to bear attacks - stanky ass farts :D
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: _aj_ on November 05, 2014, 01:12:25 PM
At least you went down swinging.

Playing dead is the equivalent of looking at the third strike.

This is your best option:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Franchi_SPAS-12_Shotgun.JPG)

That 12 ga isn't gonna do shit against a full sized grizz. You'd be better off putting the barrel in your mouth and ending the pain. Those fuckers need something big, hard and fast NO HOMO. A .458 minimum.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The Ugly on November 05, 2014, 01:14:52 PM
Bart The Bear, Alaskan Kodiak


Bart was most likely domesticated and trained as a cub, though. C'mon, Parker.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The Ugly on November 05, 2014, 01:16:18 PM

This is your best option:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Franchi_SPAS-12_Shotgun.JPG)

Oh, f yeah. Beats the hell outta Nikes.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 05, 2014, 01:18:48 PM
http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-from-a-Bear

Stand tall, even if the bear charges you. If the bear sees you and is closer than 300 feet, or if the bear is approaching you, remain calm and try to look as large as possible. Stand your ground and try not to look frightened. Try to back away slowly—do not run—and speak softly. If the bear continues to approach as you back away, stop and stand your ground. Speak more loudly in a deep, calm voice, and wave you arms to make yourself look bigger. Keep an eye on the bear, but avoid direct eye contact, this can be interpreted as a challenge by the bear. Do not be aggressive, but do not crouch down, play dead or otherwise show fear or vulnerability. If the bear charges you, muster all your courage and stay where you are: the charge is most likely a bluff, and if you stand your ground the bear will turn away.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The Ugly on November 05, 2014, 01:24:40 PM
The local black bears here are skittish as hell, saw a lap dog yap one up a tree. The mountain lions are the ones you gotta watch out for. Had no idea how big those fuckers were 'til I ran into one. They'll stalk the shit outta you.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 05, 2014, 01:30:46 PM
The local black bears here are skittish as hell, saw a lap dog yap one up a tree. The mountain lions are the ones you gotta watch out for. Had no idea how big those fuckers were 'til I ran into one. They'll stalk the shit outta you.
a lof of big beast are scared of dogs

also cougars

supposedly
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Europe on November 05, 2014, 01:30:55 PM
I have seen a grizzly in a zoo in Köln Germany and that thing is massive. I think my head would fit easily in his mouth.
(http://s11.postimg.org/58n06trhf/Grizzly_bears_have_so_much_2877.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: T-REX007 on November 05, 2014, 01:32:58 PM
A 12 gauge is no good against a grizz- ?

You don't know too much about firearms then my friend- ?

You talking a single shot ?

.458 mag ?

30-06 is plenty if shot placement is correct, if you have to turn and just shoot..... then diff story, but a 12 gauge with slugs or a 30-06 is going to take down pretty much anything on the planet - not everything, but close.... again it's shot placement friend
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 05, 2014, 01:34:43 PM
one alpha lion in his prime vs 5 steroided pitbulls

who wins?
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: T-REX007 on November 05, 2014, 01:39:18 PM
lion wins - EASY
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 05, 2014, 01:40:43 PM
lion wins - EASY

1 steroided pitbull VS prime ronie coleman and nasser

who wins
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Europe on November 05, 2014, 01:41:23 PM
one alpha lion in his prime vs 5 steroided pitbulls

who wins?
google mule vs pitbull
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: dr.chimps on November 05, 2014, 01:41:50 PM
I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun the person next to me.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 05, 2014, 01:42:51 PM
google mule vs pitbull
holy shit

that dog getting fucked

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=477_1296278090

Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Sophus on November 05, 2014, 02:43:56 PM
http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-from-a-Bear

Stand tall, even if the bear charges you. If the bear sees you and is closer than 300 feet, or if the bear is approaching you, remain calm and try to look as large as possible. Stand your ground and try not to look frightened. Try to back away slowly—do not run—and speak softly. If the bear continues to approach as you back away, stop and stand your ground. Speak more loudly in a deep, calm voice, and wave you arms to make yourself look bigger. Keep an eye on the bear, but avoid direct eye contact, this can be interpreted as a challenge by the bear. Do not be aggressive, but do not crouch down, play dead or otherwise show fear or vulnerability. If the bear charges you, muster all your courage and stay where you are: the charge is most likely a bluff, and if you stand your ground the bear will turn away.

Also try not to shit yourself while attempting to do all of this
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: el numero uno on November 05, 2014, 02:54:53 PM
You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.

Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 05, 2014, 03:12:58 PM
Dan Hill can kill a wild grizzle with his MMA moves.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on November 05, 2014, 03:34:57 PM
Honey Badger don't give a fuck.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: _aj_ on November 05, 2014, 05:08:11 PM
A 12 gauge is no good against a grizz- ?

You don't know too much about firearms then my friend- ?

You talking a single shot ?

.458 mag ?

30-06 is plenty if shot placement is correct, if you have to turn and just shoot..... then diff story, but a 12 gauge with slugs or a 30-06 is going to take down pretty much anything on the planet - not everything, but close.... again it's shot placement friend

You know a lot of folks that hunt bear with a shotgun?
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: orion on November 05, 2014, 07:00:21 PM
Feet don't fail me now.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: orion on November 05, 2014, 07:07:01 PM
Largest grizzly ever shot, 1600 lbs.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: orion on November 05, 2014, 07:09:29 PM
Shot in Alberta, this one was only 1300lbs, light weight baby!
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: kh300 on November 05, 2014, 07:10:07 PM
I did a remote fishing trip in north Ontario this summer. The guides weapon of choice for grizzly protection was a 12 gauge.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: orion on November 05, 2014, 07:32:19 PM
I did a remote fishing trip in north Ontario this summer. The guides weapon of choice for grizzly protection was a 12 gauge.

No grizzlies in Ontario but there are polar bears if you get up to Churchill.  Plenty of black bears and they are plenty dangerous.  I remember three guys were killed in Algonquin park at the same time by a black bear many moons ago.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: orion on November 05, 2014, 07:36:38 PM
Sorry to say, things did not end well for the seal
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: D.O.A. on November 05, 2014, 07:37:31 PM

This is how you do it! 8)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: orion on November 05, 2014, 07:54:04 PM
As big and powerful as grizzlies are this could probably have it for lunch
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Europe on November 05, 2014, 08:30:21 PM
As big and powerful as grizzlies are this could probably have it for lunch
orca laughs at dumb sharks!
(http://s29.postimg.org/latygntdz/stock_photo_killer_whale_orca_whale_with_his_mou.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: SamoanIrishman on November 05, 2014, 10:13:36 PM
You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.

Haha stole my line  ;D

Plus, who goes into Grizzly country without a VERY large caliber gun?
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Parker on November 06, 2014, 12:23:14 AM
Largest grizzly ever shot, 1600 lbs.
you sure those are grizzlies and not Brown Bears?
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The Ugly on November 06, 2014, 12:26:29 AM
As big and powerful as grizzlies are this could probably have it for lunch

Baddest ass animal on the planet.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The Ugly on November 06, 2014, 12:27:58 AM
I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun the person next to me.

A little late, friend.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The Ugly on November 06, 2014, 12:32:26 AM
No grizzlies in Ontario but there are polar bears if you get up to Churchill.  Plenty of black bears and they are plenty dangerous.  I remember three guys were killed in Algonquin park at the same time by a black bear many moons ago.

Your black bears are much nastier than ours, then (SoCal). Local blacks are just interested in backyard trashcans. Scared to death of people and dogs.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: orion on November 06, 2014, 07:29:32 AM
you sure those are grizzlies and not Brown Bears?

Yup, brown bears, especially Alaskan Brown bears can even get larger, in the 2000 lb range.  Polar bears are the kings of them all.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: orion on November 06, 2014, 07:40:51 AM
Your black bears are much nastier than ours, then (SoCal). Local blacks are just interested in backyard trashcans. Scared to death of people and dogs.

It's a rare occurrence  for a black bear to attack a human.  They are not looking for confrontation but they are like people, most will run but there are a few that have nasty personalities,  you don't know which one your up against.  A three hundred lb black bear could destroy any human, some can get up to 500 and even 700lb  A bunch of hikers were attacked in B.C. by a five hundred pounder, killed two of them just a few years ago.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: falco on November 06, 2014, 08:31:50 AM
Koba vs bear in dawn of planet of the apes 2014
(http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/ZLX0s_nLN4hx.gif)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: T-REX007 on November 06, 2014, 09:04:48 AM
Hey Vox

Never said hunting did I - ?

I was talking about stopping power, shot placement being important to drop - stop an animal

Go back to elementary school and learn to read-comprehend what somebody is talking about

By the way, you a firearms expert are you ?  Just curious friend
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 06, 2014, 10:29:27 AM
Hey Vox

Never said hunting did I - ?

I was talking about stopping power, shot placement being important to drop - stop an animal

Go back to elementary school and learn to read-comprehend what somebody is talking about

By the way, you a firearms expert are you ?  Just curious friend

You shouldnt let that big dog bark write checks your puppy dog ass cant cash.


Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: T-REX007 on November 06, 2014, 01:07:18 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: orion on November 06, 2014, 01:16:12 PM
Koba vs bear in dawn of planet of the apes 2014
(http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/ZLX0s_nLN4hx.gif)

Not fair, stabbed him in the back! ;D
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: The Ugly on November 06, 2014, 04:09:19 PM
It's a rare occurrence  for a black bear to attack a human.  They are not looking for confrontation but they are like people, most will run but there are a few that have nasty personalities,  you don't know which one your up against.  A three hundred lb black bear could destroy any human, some can get up to 500 and even 700lb  A bunch of hikers were attacked in B.C. by a five hundred pounder, killed two of them just a few years ago.

An old gym friend used to work for the local Humane Society. He said if the bears travel down into the residential neighborhoods (searching for trashcan scraps, of course), they had no choice but to destroy them.

Initially, they'd tranquillize the animal and drive it hundreds of miles from where it was found and relocate it back into the wild. But the f'n bear would keep finding its way back to the exact same trashcan. Sounds unbelievable, but the guy wasn't one to exaggerate. Eventually figured they had to euthanize. That's how they handle it in Pasadena, anyway.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: _aj_ on November 06, 2014, 04:20:16 PM
Hey Vox

Never said hunting did I - ?

I was talking about stopping power, shot placement being important to drop - stop an animal

Go back to elementary school and learn to read-comprehend what somebody is talking about

By the way, you a firearms expert are you ?  Just curious friend

I will ignore your sophomoric taunt. I don't claim to be an expert, but I know my way around. Hunted bear and wouldn't use a 12ga, that's for sure.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: T-REX007 on November 06, 2014, 04:58:07 PM
Vox

If I came across as an ass- - - - , I apologize, should have said it differently

My bad
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 07, 2014, 01:10:02 AM
Vox

If I came across as an ass- - - - , I apologize, should have said it differently

My bad

Yes.




Our business is done, don't let it happen again.

Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: kh300 on November 07, 2014, 03:21:13 AM
It's a rare occurrence  for a black bear to attack a human.  They are not looking for confrontation but they are like people, most will run but there are a few that have nasty personalities,  you don't know which one your up against.  A three hundred lb black bear could destroy any human, some can get up to 500 and even 700lb  A bunch of hikers were attacked in B.C. by a five hundred pounder, killed two of them just a few years ago.

If your hiking along, and get in between a cub and the mother, your fucked. Otherwise they disappear before you ever see them.

This summer I was near Cranberry lake in the Adirondacks when I woke up to something outside my tent. I thought it was my drunk buddy still up drinking in front of the fire. I got up to take a piss when I turned on my light and realized I was 10 feet from a black bear. Thankfully he was as scared as I was and he took off running.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: _aj_ on November 07, 2014, 06:46:21 AM
Vox

If I came across as an ass- - - - , I apologize, should have said it differently

My bad

No worries bro. Us gunnies gotta stick together everywhere.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Howard on November 07, 2014, 02:50:13 PM
You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.

A grizzle charged me once in Alaska.
Thinking quickly, I ripped off my shirt , hit a double bicep and screamed " Jason Genova".
The bear squealed like a bitch and fell over dead.

'nuff said, bodybuilders rule  ;D
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Howard on November 07, 2014, 02:51:43 PM
As big and powerful as grizzlies are this could probably have it for lunch
Really? Hmmm, that goofy shark looks like someone's bitch in that pic.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Howard on November 07, 2014, 02:55:46 PM
If your hiking along, and get in between a cub and the mother, your fucked. Otherwise they disappear before you ever see them.

This summer I was near Cranberry lake in the Adirondacks when I woke up to something outside my tent. I thought it was my drunk buddy still up drinking in front of the fire. I got up to take a piss when I turned on my light and realized I was 10 feet from a black bear. Thankfully he was as scared as I was and he took off running.

I had a 500 lb mom black bear jump on me in the Smokey Mts.
I threw her ass down and humped her until I shot my load .
That spring she gave birth to the 1st bear/Howard hybrid.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: ritch on November 07, 2014, 05:16:40 PM
So just how then would the crossfit fag outrun the bear???
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Howard on November 07, 2014, 05:33:41 PM
So just how then would the crossfit fag outrun the bear???


He wouldn't, and the bear would ass rape him until he couldn't walk straight again.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Zillotch on November 07, 2014, 06:10:21 PM
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: ritch on November 07, 2014, 10:20:38 PM
He wouldn't, and the bear would ass rape him until he couldn't walk straight again.

I wonder if the bear would like to cuddle after the ass pounding?
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Europe on November 07, 2014, 11:55:30 PM
So just how then would the crossfit fag outrun the bear???

(http://s10.postimg.org/b4tcdf3ux/Funny_grizzly_bear_attack_2.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: wolfrittner on November 08, 2014, 03:15:58 AM


WOW, scary shit.

Lucky he had a gun.
L
No shit. Most important he kept his cool.
Waited for the right distance and best part he didn't  "have to kill" the bear.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 09, 2014, 03:25:28 PM
holy shit

people actually keep a fucking lion in the house and surprise bad things happen?

wtf

02:20
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Parker on November 09, 2014, 03:31:53 PM
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No shit. Most important he kept his cool.
Waited for the right distance and best part he didn't  "have to kill" the bear.
They sounded like big dogs. And check their closing speed. Their size belies their speed. 35 mph.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: Parker on November 09, 2014, 03:40:40 PM
holy shit

people actually keep a fucking lion in the house and surprise bad things happen?

wtf

02:20

The lion just wanted to play. Claws apparently were not out, nor bites administered.
The real good one was the last one--- guy being chased by the bull until they jumped the fence. True cardio right there.
Title: Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
Post by: anabolichalo on November 09, 2014, 03:42:17 PM
whats the point of being a grizzly if you gotta run from puma