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:o :o 600-800lbs bear would beat you into a living pulp!!
Not only that you cannot even get away from them climbing a tree!!!
Bonus!! grizzly mother chasing an elk with ease!! :'(
imagine ronnie or gay cutler trying to outrun this mamabear??!! ::) ::)
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You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.
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You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.
Or just looking at a fucking map.
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:o :o 600-800lbs bear would beat you into a living pulp!!
Not only that you cannot even get away from them climbing a tree!!!
Bonus!! grizzly mother chasing an elk with ease!! :'(
imagine ronnie or gay cutler trying to outrun this mamabear??!! ::) ::)
2nd vid was of a Black Bear. Which smaller and can climb trees. And that looked more like a cub or yearling.
Grizzlies have been documented to climb trees, but it's harder due to their weight. Kinda like large bodybuilders and doing pull ups.
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You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.
Damn, I was just gonna post this.
Excellent.
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You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.
what if youre alone? ::) ::) ???
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what if youre alone? ::) ::) ???
I'd go with the Nikes.
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which is why training for anything but appearance is severe self delusion
the world toughest human wouldnt last a minute against a lion/tiger/crocodile/polar bear/etc
pathetic MMA idiots are the worst
worlds toughest dog at 00:37 making a polar bear his bitch ???
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I'd go with the Nikes.
(http://images.freshnessmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/air-superfly-woven-main-570x319.jpg)
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which is why training for anything but appearance is severe self delusion
the world toughest human wouldnt last a minute against a lion/tiger/crocodile/polar bear/etc
pathetic MMA idiots are the worst
worlds toughest dog at 00:37 making a polar bear his bitch ???
in a fight to the death, the polar bear would absolutely demolish that dog.
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in a fight to the death, the polar bear would absolutely demolish that dog.
ahhh
another traditional martial artist suffering unfairness under mma rules ;D
watching these videos makes me mad i'm a balding human pussy
these monster beasts they are the toughest sons of bitches alive
11:07
ronnie coleman showing shawn shiwawa his place
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ahhh
another traditional martial artist suffering unfairness under mma rules ;D
(http://www.hauserbears.com/uploads/images/carousels/expeditions/polar-bear-expeditions_1.jpg)
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what if youre alone? ::) ::) ???
Play dead...
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Play dead...
x2
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baby mamas are so fucking alpha
monkey mama fighting off a crocodile
12:40
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lioness baby mama fighting off 2 lions
like a boss
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Play dead...
Grizzly have better smell receptors and hearing!
They'll know if you're playing dead, I would just bend over on all fours and take it raw no-pullout!!(no homo)
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what if youre alone? ::) ::) ???
Throw a most muscular pose, and problem is solved, bear will turnaround and leave.
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which is why training for anything but appearance is severe self delusion
the world toughest human wouldnt last a minute against a lion/tiger/crocodile/polar bear/etc
pathetic MMA idiots are the worst
worlds toughest dog at 00:37 making a polar bear his bitch ???
I would pull guard on the polar bear and catch it in a gogoplata. Bear will be out cold before he knows what happened, and he'll wish he had a ref to stop the fight
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Throw a most muscular pose, and problem is solved, bear will turnaround and leave.
the crucifix is scientifically the most intimidating pose to wild animals
it shows an unbeatable combination of size, strength, conditioning, coordination and balls
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I would pull guard on the polar bear and catch it in a gogoplata. Bear will be out cold before he knows what happened, and he'll wish he had a ref to stop the fight
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sneaky lioness being overwhelmed by forward aggression of wildabeast
drops on back baits him and pulls guard
then bites the fuck out of his jugulars
classic kinomutai secret technique filipino art of biting
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04:58
sneaky lioness being overwhelmed by forward aggression of wildabeast
drops on back baits him and pulls guard
then bites the fuck out of his jugulars
classic kinomutai secret technique filipino art of biting
Wow thats awesome. Just when you think the lioness is going to be another butt scooting non-takedown bjj'er, she goes for the neck. Clearly the wildabeast was more of a standup fighter and thought that pure athleticism would allow it dominate in ground scenarios, but this shows you that you have to know the ground game in today's fight business.
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Wow thats awesome. Just when you think the lioness is going to be another butt scooting non-takedown bjj'er, she goes for the neck. Clearly the wildabeast was more of a standup fighter and thought that pure athleticism would allow it dominate in ground scenarios, but this shows you that you have to know the ground game in today's fight business.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
in all seriousness, this videos is fascinating, studying the way the murdering takes place of each animal in each scenario
lions, tigers etc they are simply the most amazing murder machines on the planet
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
in all seriousness, this videos is fascinating, studying the way the murdering takes place of each animal in each scenario
lions, tigers etc they are simply the most amazing murder machines on the planet
Yes it is definitely amazing, and really the only thing they really on is pure athleticism and their lifestyle. Its depressing that we can train so much and perfect our bodies for fighting but still fall short in terms of pure physical combat with another animal. However we are smart so we just invent guns and shoot them from far away :D
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Throw a most muscular pose, and problem is solved, bear will turnaround and leave.
anabolichalos most muscular pose is not good enough to scare away a wild animal.
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
in all seriousness, this videos is fascinating, studying the way the murdering takes place of each animal in each scenario
lions, tigers etc they are simply the most amazing murder machines on the planet
Great whites, wolf fish, piranhas, viper fish, barracudas, killer whales, peregrine falcons, eagles, anacondas, pit vipers, African Wild Dogs, wolverines, and even some extinct predators could be argued to rival them.
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Great whites, wolf fish, piranhas, viper fish, barracudas, killer whales, peregrine falcons, eagles, anacondas, pit vipers, African Wild Dogs, wolverines, and even some extinct predators could be argued to rival them.
too many to list
i can watch these videos for hours
even more impressive than "the unbelievable" DVD
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Yes it is definitely amazing, and really the only thing they really on is pure athleticism and their lifestyle. Its depressing that we can train so much and perfect our bodies for fighting but still fall short in terms of pure physical combat with another animal. However we are smart so we just invent guns and shoot them from far away :D
pulling a trigger from far away is not the same rush as i imagine a tiger killing a crocodile (in one of them videos, simply insane)
;D
lynn thompson hunts wildlife with spears and handguns from real close, that about a big a rush a human can experience while killing animals i think
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pulling a trigger from far away is not the same rush as i imagine a tiger killing a crocodile (in one of them videos, simply insane)
;D
lynn thompson hunts wildlife with spears and handguns from real close, that about a big a rush a human can experience while killing animals i think
Thats pretty badass. I'm talking just self defense though cause Ive never been hunting before.
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too many to list
i can watch these videos for hours
even more impressive than "the unbelievable" DVD
People actually go into the African Rock Python's lair and get them
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Great whites, wolf fish, piranhas, viper fish, barracudas, killer whales, peregrine falcons, eagles, anacondas, pit vipers, African Wild Dogs, wolverines, and even some extinct predators could be argued to rival them.
Bullsharks are pretty wicked, too.
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(http://www.hauserbears.com/uploads/images/carousels/expeditions/polar-bear-expeditions_1.jpg)
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2872/9129673099_1042700975_z.jpg)
ironically this is natural predator I have to be scared most of in my province(very ironic.)
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all u have to do is pull guard and try for the armbar, it works everytime. i remember when i rolled against a kodiak bear back in 88 i had the edge cause of my great leglocks,the bear didnt tapout and i had no choice but to crank the ankle till it popped
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what if youre alone? ::) ::) ???
Pick up a stick, or wave you arms in the air, to try and make yourself look big. Shout in an aggressive manner.
In other words, bluff.
If that doesn't work, you're fvcked.
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Pick up a stick, or wave you arms in the air, to try and make yourself look big. Shout in an aggressive manner.
In other words, bluff.
If that doesn't work, you're fvcked.
;D they say playing dead works also. id be so scared id prolly really die of a heart attack so i dont have to worry either way :D
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Man uses his leg as bait to hunt for rock python
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I believe even a pregnant cow is faster than humans.
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;D they say playing dead works also. id be so scared id prolly really die of a heart attack so i dont have to worry either way :D
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WCLB5v3hDJE/Tk1kb_3UFYI/AAAAAAAACjg/0jP5gKHgw24/s1600/Funny+grizzly+bear+attack+2.jpg)
(http://www.funnymotivationalposters.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Holy-Shit.jpg)
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;D they say playing dead works also. id be so scared id prolly really die of a heart attack so i dont have to worry either way :D
I was gonna mention that, but, I couldn't see actually doing it myself.
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What chance would those puny animals have against this guy?
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Pick up a stick, or wave you arms in the air, to try and make yourself look big. Shout in an aggressive manner.
In other words, bluff.
If that doesn't work, you're fvcked.
I know this sometimes works with smaller predators ( that's what they tell us, at least), but I can't imagine a hungry, 10-foot grizzly falling for this shit.
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A bear would never catch me, as it would be too busy slipping in my shit.
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I know this sometimes works with smaller predators ( that's what they tell us, at least), but I can't imagine a hungry, 10-foot grizzly falling for this shit.
Bart The Bear, Alaskan Kodiak
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I know this sometimes works with smaller predators ( that's what they tell us, at least), but I can't imagine a hungry, 10-foot grizzly falling for this shit.
At least you went down swinging.
Playing dead is the equivalent of looking at the third strike.
This is your best option:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Franchi_SPAS-12_Shotgun.JPG)
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ironically this is natural predator I have to be scared most of in my province(very ironic.)
Im sure the "natural predator" that scares you the most is mental institutions.
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They are not murdering they are eating wtf
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At least you went down swinging.
Playing dead is the equivalent of looking at the third strike.
Swinging from it's mouth. Once you do all that, you incite it's prey drive. Think about it, a Grizzy standing up on it's hind legs looking down at a human waving it's arms and stomping around...
Best case you spook it, worst case your tail is becoming a snack real quick.
Probably the best case is stick near tree lines, and climb a very stout tree.
There is an account of a game warden who went to investigate a elk carcass, and the grizzly came running down at her. She played dead, he bit her a couple times, and she hid her face...the grizzly left.
She stifled it's prey drive.
Or, you can do this.
There is an account of a man in Alaska who came from a bar...he stumbled home drunk, and laid in the dirt/snow. He awoke the next day, and there were all these bear tracks around him. He apparently attributes him not being attacked and eaten due to all the baked beans he ate and the resulting gas...(this is if I remember the story right).
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Don't fuck with bears.
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I have seen a grizzly in a zoo in Köln Germany and that thing is massive. I think my head would fit easily in his mouth.
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Kinda like large bodybuilders and doing pull ups.
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All that stupid-ass elk needed to do was to find 2 trees side-by-side and leap between them.
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Swinging from it's mouth. Once you do all that, you incite it's prey drive. Think about it, a Grizzy standing up on it's hind legs looking down at a human waving it's arms and stomping around...
Best case you spook it, worst case your tail is becoming a snack real quick.
Probably the best case is stick near tree lines, and climb a very stout tree.
There is an account of a game warden who went to investigate a elk carcass, and the grizzly came running down at her. She played dead, he bit her a couple times, and she hid her face...the grizzly left.
She stifled it's prey drive.
Or, you can do this.
There is an account of a man in Alaska who came from a bar...he stumbled home drunk, and laid in the dirt/snow. He awoke the next day, and there were all these bear tracks around him. He apparently attributes him not being attacked and eaten due to all the baked beans he ate and the resulting gas...(this is if I remember the story right).
The secret antidote to bear attacks - stanky ass farts :D
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At least you went down swinging.
Playing dead is the equivalent of looking at the third strike.
This is your best option:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Franchi_SPAS-12_Shotgun.JPG)
That 12 ga isn't gonna do shit against a full sized grizz. You'd be better off putting the barrel in your mouth and ending the pain. Those fuckers need something big, hard and fast NO HOMO. A .458 minimum.
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Bart The Bear, Alaskan Kodiak
Bart was most likely domesticated and trained as a cub, though. C'mon, Parker.
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This is your best option:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Franchi_SPAS-12_Shotgun.JPG)
Oh, f yeah. Beats the hell outta Nikes.
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http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-from-a-Bear
Stand tall, even if the bear charges you. If the bear sees you and is closer than 300 feet, or if the bear is approaching you, remain calm and try to look as large as possible. Stand your ground and try not to look frightened. Try to back away slowly—do not run—and speak softly. If the bear continues to approach as you back away, stop and stand your ground. Speak more loudly in a deep, calm voice, and wave you arms to make yourself look bigger. Keep an eye on the bear, but avoid direct eye contact, this can be interpreted as a challenge by the bear. Do not be aggressive, but do not crouch down, play dead or otherwise show fear or vulnerability. If the bear charges you, muster all your courage and stay where you are: the charge is most likely a bluff, and if you stand your ground the bear will turn away.
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The local black bears here are skittish as hell, saw a lap dog yap one up a tree. The mountain lions are the ones you gotta watch out for. Had no idea how big those fuckers were 'til I ran into one. They'll stalk the shit outta you.
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The local black bears here are skittish as hell, saw a lap dog yap one up a tree. The mountain lions are the ones you gotta watch out for. Had no idea how big those fuckers were 'til I ran into one. They'll stalk the shit outta you.
a lof of big beast are scared of dogs
also cougars
supposedly
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I have seen a grizzly in a zoo in Köln Germany and that thing is massive. I think my head would fit easily in his mouth.
(http://s11.postimg.org/58n06trhf/Grizzly_bears_have_so_much_2877.jpg)
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A 12 gauge is no good against a grizz- ?
You don't know too much about firearms then my friend- ?
You talking a single shot ?
.458 mag ?
30-06 is plenty if shot placement is correct, if you have to turn and just shoot..... then diff story, but a 12 gauge with slugs or a 30-06 is going to take down pretty much anything on the planet - not everything, but close.... again it's shot placement friend
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one alpha lion in his prime vs 5 steroided pitbulls
who wins?
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lion wins - EASY
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lion wins - EASY
1 steroided pitbull VS prime ronie coleman and nasser
who wins
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one alpha lion in his prime vs 5 steroided pitbulls
who wins?
google mule vs pitbull
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I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun the person next to me.
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google mule vs pitbull
holy shit
that dog getting fucked
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=477_1296278090
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http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-from-a-Bear
Stand tall, even if the bear charges you. If the bear sees you and is closer than 300 feet, or if the bear is approaching you, remain calm and try to look as large as possible. Stand your ground and try not to look frightened. Try to back away slowly—do not run—and speak softly. If the bear continues to approach as you back away, stop and stand your ground. Speak more loudly in a deep, calm voice, and wave you arms to make yourself look bigger. Keep an eye on the bear, but avoid direct eye contact, this can be interpreted as a challenge by the bear. Do not be aggressive, but do not crouch down, play dead or otherwise show fear or vulnerability. If the bear charges you, muster all your courage and stay where you are: the charge is most likely a bluff, and if you stand your ground the bear will turn away.
Also try not to shit yourself while attempting to do all of this
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You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.
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Dan Hill can kill a wild grizzle with his MMA moves.
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Honey Badger don't give a fuck.
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A 12 gauge is no good against a grizz- ?
You don't know too much about firearms then my friend- ?
You talking a single shot ?
.458 mag ?
30-06 is plenty if shot placement is correct, if you have to turn and just shoot..... then diff story, but a 12 gauge with slugs or a 30-06 is going to take down pretty much anything on the planet - not everything, but close.... again it's shot placement friend
You know a lot of folks that hunt bear with a shotgun?
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Feet don't fail me now.
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Largest grizzly ever shot, 1600 lbs.
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Shot in Alberta, this one was only 1300lbs, light weight baby!
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I did a remote fishing trip in north Ontario this summer. The guides weapon of choice for grizzly protection was a 12 gauge.
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I did a remote fishing trip in north Ontario this summer. The guides weapon of choice for grizzly protection was a 12 gauge.
No grizzlies in Ontario but there are polar bears if you get up to Churchill. Plenty of black bears and they are plenty dangerous. I remember three guys were killed in Algonquin park at the same time by a black bear many moons ago.
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Sorry to say, things did not end well for the seal
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This is how you do it! 8)
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As big and powerful as grizzlies are this could probably have it for lunch
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As big and powerful as grizzlies are this could probably have it for lunch
orca laughs at dumb sharks!
(http://s29.postimg.org/latygntdz/stock_photo_killer_whale_orca_whale_with_his_mou.jpg)
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You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.
Haha stole my line ;D
Plus, who goes into Grizzly country without a VERY large caliber gun?
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Largest grizzly ever shot, 1600 lbs.
you sure those are grizzlies and not Brown Bears?
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As big and powerful as grizzlies are this could probably have it for lunch
Baddest ass animal on the planet.
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I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun the person next to me.
A little late, friend.
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No grizzlies in Ontario but there are polar bears if you get up to Churchill. Plenty of black bears and they are plenty dangerous. I remember three guys were killed in Algonquin park at the same time by a black bear many moons ago.
Your black bears are much nastier than ours, then (SoCal). Local blacks are just interested in backyard trashcans. Scared to death of people and dogs.
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you sure those are grizzlies and not Brown Bears?
Yup, brown bears, especially Alaskan Brown bears can even get larger, in the 2000 lb range. Polar bears are the kings of them all.
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Your black bears are much nastier than ours, then (SoCal). Local blacks are just interested in backyard trashcans. Scared to death of people and dogs.
It's a rare occurrence for a black bear to attack a human. They are not looking for confrontation but they are like people, most will run but there are a few that have nasty personalities, you don't know which one your up against. A three hundred lb black bear could destroy any human, some can get up to 500 and even 700lb A bunch of hikers were attacked in B.C. by a five hundred pounder, killed two of them just a few years ago.
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Koba vs bear in dawn of planet of the apes 2014
(http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/ZLX0s_nLN4hx.gif)
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Hey Vox
Never said hunting did I - ?
I was talking about stopping power, shot placement being important to drop - stop an animal
Go back to elementary school and learn to read-comprehend what somebody is talking about
By the way, you a firearms expert are you ? Just curious friend
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Hey Vox
Never said hunting did I - ?
I was talking about stopping power, shot placement being important to drop - stop an animal
Go back to elementary school and learn to read-comprehend what somebody is talking about
By the way, you a firearms expert are you ? Just curious friend
You shouldnt let that big dog bark write checks your puppy dog ass cant cash.
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;)
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Koba vs bear in dawn of planet of the apes 2014
(http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/ZLX0s_nLN4hx.gif)
Not fair, stabbed him in the back! ;D
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It's a rare occurrence for a black bear to attack a human. They are not looking for confrontation but they are like people, most will run but there are a few that have nasty personalities, you don't know which one your up against. A three hundred lb black bear could destroy any human, some can get up to 500 and even 700lb A bunch of hikers were attacked in B.C. by a five hundred pounder, killed two of them just a few years ago.
An old gym friend used to work for the local Humane Society. He said if the bears travel down into the residential neighborhoods (searching for trashcan scraps, of course), they had no choice but to destroy them.
Initially, they'd tranquillize the animal and drive it hundreds of miles from where it was found and relocate it back into the wild. But the f'n bear would keep finding its way back to the exact same trashcan. Sounds unbelievable, but the guy wasn't one to exaggerate. Eventually figured they had to euthanize. That's how they handle it in Pasadena, anyway.
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Hey Vox
Never said hunting did I - ?
I was talking about stopping power, shot placement being important to drop - stop an animal
Go back to elementary school and learn to read-comprehend what somebody is talking about
By the way, you a firearms expert are you ? Just curious friend
I will ignore your sophomoric taunt. I don't claim to be an expert, but I know my way around. Hunted bear and wouldn't use a 12ga, that's for sure.
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Vox
If I came across as an ass- - - - , I apologize, should have said it differently
My bad
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Vox
If I came across as an ass- - - - , I apologize, should have said it differently
My bad
Yes.
Our business is done, don't let it happen again.
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It's a rare occurrence for a black bear to attack a human. They are not looking for confrontation but they are like people, most will run but there are a few that have nasty personalities, you don't know which one your up against. A three hundred lb black bear could destroy any human, some can get up to 500 and even 700lb A bunch of hikers were attacked in B.C. by a five hundred pounder, killed two of them just a few years ago.
If your hiking along, and get in between a cub and the mother, your fucked. Otherwise they disappear before you ever see them.
This summer I was near Cranberry lake in the Adirondacks when I woke up to something outside my tent. I thought it was my drunk buddy still up drinking in front of the fire. I got up to take a piss when I turned on my light and realized I was 10 feet from a black bear. Thankfully he was as scared as I was and he took off running.
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Vox
If I came across as an ass- - - - , I apologize, should have said it differently
My bad
No worries bro. Us gunnies gotta stick together everywhere.
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You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.
A grizzle charged me once in Alaska.
Thinking quickly, I ripped off my shirt , hit a double bicep and screamed " Jason Genova".
The bear squealed like a bitch and fell over dead.
'nuff said, bodybuilders rule ;D
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As big and powerful as grizzlies are this could probably have it for lunch
Really? Hmmm, that goofy shark looks like someone's bitch in that pic.
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If your hiking along, and get in between a cub and the mother, your fucked. Otherwise they disappear before you ever see them.
This summer I was near Cranberry lake in the Adirondacks when I woke up to something outside my tent. I thought it was my drunk buddy still up drinking in front of the fire. I got up to take a piss when I turned on my light and realized I was 10 feet from a black bear. Thankfully he was as scared as I was and he took off running.
I had a 500 lb mom black bear jump on me in the Smokey Mts.
I threw her ass down and humped her until I shot my load .
That spring she gave birth to the 1st bear/Howard hybrid.
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So just how then would the crossfit fag outrun the bear???
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So just how then would the crossfit fag outrun the bear???
He wouldn't, and the bear would ass rape him until he couldn't walk straight again.
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He wouldn't, and the bear would ass rape him until he couldn't walk straight again.
I wonder if the bear would like to cuddle after the ass pounding?
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So just how then would the crossfit fag outrun the bear???
(http://s10.postimg.org/b4tcdf3ux/Funny_grizzly_bear_attack_2.jpg)
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WOW, scary shit.
Lucky he had a gun.
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No shit. Most important he kept his cool.
Waited for the right distance and best part he didn't "have to kill" the bear.
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holy shit
people actually keep a fucking lion in the house and surprise bad things happen?
wtf
02:20
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No shit. Most important he kept his cool.
Waited for the right distance and best part he didn't "have to kill" the bear.
They sounded like big dogs. And check their closing speed. Their size belies their speed. 35 mph.
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holy shit
people actually keep a fucking lion in the house and surprise bad things happen?
wtf
02:20
The lion just wanted to play. Claws apparently were not out, nor bites administered.
The real good one was the last one--- guy being chased by the bull until they jumped the fence. True cardio right there.
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whats the point of being a grizzly if you gotta run from puma