Author Topic: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!  (Read 15111 times)

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2014, 02:46:34 PM »
Great whites, wolf fish, piranhas, viper fish, barracudas, killer whales, peregrine falcons, eagles, anacondas, pit vipers, African Wild Dogs, wolverines, and even some extinct predators could be argued to rival them.
too many to list

i can watch these videos for hours


even more impressive than "the unbelievable" DVD

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2014, 02:49:40 PM »
Yes it is definitely amazing, and really the only thing they really on is pure athleticism and their lifestyle. Its depressing that we can train so much and perfect our bodies for fighting but still fall short in terms of pure physical combat with another animal. However we are smart so we just invent guns and shoot them from far away  :D
pulling a trigger from far away is not the same rush as i imagine a tiger killing a crocodile (in one of them videos, simply insane)
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lynn thompson hunts wildlife with spears and handguns from real close, that about a big a rush a human can experience while killing animals i think


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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2014, 03:10:12 PM »
pulling a trigger from far away is not the same rush as i imagine a tiger killing a crocodile (in one of them videos, simply insane)
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lynn thompson hunts wildlife with spears and handguns from real close, that about a big a rush a human can experience while killing animals i think


Thats pretty badass. I'm talking just self defense though cause Ive never been hunting before.

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2014, 03:12:06 PM »
too many to list

i can watch these videos for hours


even more impressive than "the unbelievable" DVD
People actually go into the African Rock Python's lair and get them


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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2014, 03:48:34 AM »
Great whites, wolf fish, piranhas, viper fish, barracudas, killer whales, peregrine falcons, eagles, anacondas, pit vipers, African Wild Dogs, wolverines, and even some extinct predators could be argued to rival them.

Bullsharks are pretty wicked, too.

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2014, 03:56:34 AM »



ironically this is natural predator I have to be scared most of in my province(very ironic.)

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2014, 04:39:09 AM »
all u have to do is pull guard and try for the armbar, it works everytime. i remember when i rolled against a kodiak bear back in 88 i had the edge cause of my great leglocks,the bear didnt tapout and i had no choice but to crank the ankle till it popped
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2014, 04:49:39 AM »
what if youre alone?  ::) ::) ???

Pick up a stick, or wave you arms in the air, to try and make yourself look big. Shout in an aggressive manner.

In other words, bluff.

If that doesn't work, you're fvcked.

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2014, 04:58:14 AM »
Pick up a stick, or wave you arms in the air, to try and make yourself look big. Shout in an aggressive manner.

In other words, bluff.

If that doesn't work, you're fvcked.

 ;D they say playing dead works also. id be so scared id prolly really die of a heart attack so i dont have to worry either way :D
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2014, 04:58:29 AM »
Man uses his leg as bait to hunt for rock python

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2014, 05:21:39 AM »

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2014, 05:44:42 AM »
I believe even a pregnant cow is faster than humans.

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2014, 05:54:53 AM »
;D they say playing dead works also. id be so scared id prolly really die of a heart attack so i dont have to worry either way :D



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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2014, 06:01:14 AM »
;D they say playing dead works also. id be so scared id prolly really die of a heart attack so i dont have to worry either way :D

I was gonna mention that, but, I couldn't see actually doing it myself.

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2014, 06:37:41 AM »
What chance would those puny animals have against this guy?

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2014, 10:46:44 AM »
Pick up a stick, or wave you arms in the air, to try and make yourself look big. Shout in an aggressive manner.

In other words, bluff.

If that doesn't work, you're fvcked.

I know this sometimes works with smaller predators ( that's what they tell us, at least), but I can't imagine a hungry, 10-foot grizzly falling for this shit.

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2014, 11:51:55 AM »
A bear would never catch me, as it would be too busy slipping in my shit.

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2014, 11:58:16 AM »
I know this sometimes works with smaller predators ( that's what they tell us, at least), but I can't imagine a hungry, 10-foot grizzly falling for this shit.
Bart The Bear, Alaskan Kodiak

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2014, 12:29:47 PM »
I know this sometimes works with smaller predators ( that's what they tell us, at least), but I can't imagine a hungry, 10-foot grizzly falling for this shit.

At least you went down swinging.

Playing dead is the equivalent of looking at the third strike.

This is your best option:


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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #44 on: November 05, 2014, 12:36:46 PM »
ironically this is natural predator I have to be scared most of in my province(very ironic.)

Im sure the "natural predator" that scares you the most is mental institutions.

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #45 on: November 05, 2014, 12:38:41 PM »
They are not murdering they are eating wtf

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #46 on: November 05, 2014, 12:42:44 PM »
At least you went down swinging.

Playing dead is the equivalent of looking at the third strike.
Swinging from it's mouth. Once you do all that, you incite it's prey drive. Think about it, a Grizzy standing up on it's hind legs looking down at a human waving it's arms and stomping around...
Best case you spook it, worst case your tail is becoming a snack real quick.

Probably the best case is stick near tree lines, and climb a very stout tree.

There is an account of a game warden who went to investigate a elk carcass, and the grizzly came running down at her. She played dead, he bit her a couple times, and she hid her face...the grizzly left.
She stifled it's prey drive.

Or, you can do this.
There is an account of a man in Alaska who came from a bar...he stumbled home drunk, and laid in the dirt/snow. He awoke the next day, and there were all these bear tracks around him. He apparently attributes him not being attacked and eaten due to all the baked beans he ate and the resulting gas...(this is if I remember the story right).

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #47 on: November 05, 2014, 12:44:55 PM »
Don't fuck with bears.

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #48 on: November 05, 2014, 12:50:47 PM »
I have seen a grizzly in a zoo in Köln Germany and that thing is massive. I think my head would fit easily in his mouth.

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #49 on: November 05, 2014, 12:57:58 PM »
Kinda like large bodybuilders  and doing pull ups.

 ;D

All that stupid-ass elk needed to do was to find 2 trees side-by-side and leap between them.