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What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« on: November 04, 2014, 11:05:01 AM »
 :o :o 600-800lbs bear would beat you into a living pulp!!


Not only that you cannot even get away from them climbing a tree!!!



Bonus!! grizzly mother chasing an elk with ease!!  :'(
imagine ronnie or gay cutler trying to outrun this mamabear??!!  ::) ::)
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2014, 11:08:48 AM »
You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2014, 11:13:35 AM »
Quote from: Thin Lizzy on November 04, 2014, 11:08:48 AM
You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.
Or just looking at a fucking map.
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2014, 11:33:32 AM »
Quote from: Europe on November 04, 2014, 11:05:01 AM
:o :o 600-800lbs bear would beat you into a living pulp!!


Not only that you cannot even get away from them climbing a tree!!!



Bonus!! grizzly mother chasing an elk with ease!!  :'(
imagine ronnie or gay cutler trying to outrun this mamabear??!!  ::) ::)

2nd vid was of a Black Bear. Which smaller and can climb trees. And that looked more like a cub or yearling.

Grizzlies have been documented to climb trees, but it's harder due to their weight. Kinda like large bodybuilders  and doing pull ups.
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2014, 12:16:45 PM »
Quote from: Thin Lizzy on November 04, 2014, 11:08:48 AM
You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.

Damn, I was just gonna post this.

Excellent.
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2014, 12:25:48 PM »
Quote from: Thin Lizzy on November 04, 2014, 11:08:48 AM
You don't have to outrun the grizzly, you just have to not be the slowest person in your group.

what if youre alone?  ::) ::) ???
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2014, 12:29:09 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on November 04, 2014, 12:25:48 PM
what if youre alone?  ::) ::) ???

I'd go with the Nikes.
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2014, 12:31:52 PM »
which is why training for anything but appearance is severe self delusion

the world toughest human wouldnt last a minute against a lion/tiger/crocodile/polar bear/etc

pathetic MMA idiots are the worst



worlds toughest dog at 00:37 making a polar bear his bitch  ???
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2014, 12:37:29 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 12:31:52 PM
which is why training for anything but appearance is severe self delusion

the world toughest human wouldnt last a minute against a lion/tiger/crocodile/polar bear/etc

pathetic MMA idiots are the worst



worlds toughest dog at 00:37 making a polar bear his bitch  ???


in a fight to the death, the polar bear would absolutely demolish that dog.
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2014, 12:38:28 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on November 04, 2014, 12:37:29 PM
in a fight to the death, the polar bear would absolutely demolish that dog.
ahhh


another traditional martial artist suffering unfairness under mma rules  ;D


watching these videos makes me mad i'm a balding human pussy


these monster beasts they are the toughest sons of bitches alive


11:07

ronnie coleman showing shawn shiwawa his place

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2014, 12:41:01 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 12:38:28 PM
ahhh


another traditional martial artist suffering unfairness under mma rules  ;D



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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2014, 12:42:36 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on November 04, 2014, 12:25:48 PM
what if youre alone?  ::) ::) ???
Play dead...
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2014, 12:54:34 PM »
baby mamas are so fucking alpha

monkey mama fighting off a crocodile

12:40



02:19

lioness baby mama fighting off 2 lions

like a boss

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2014, 12:58:43 PM »
Quote from: Parker on November 04, 2014, 12:42:36 PM
Play dead...
Grizzly have better smell receptors and hearing!
They'll know if you're playing dead, I would just bend over on all fours and take it raw no-pullout!!(no homo)
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2014, 12:59:31 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on November 04, 2014, 12:25:48 PM
what if youre alone?  ::) ::) ???

Throw a most muscular pose, and problem is solved, bear will turnaround and leave.
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2014, 01:06:30 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 12:31:52 PM
which is why training for anything but appearance is severe self delusion

the world toughest human wouldnt last a minute against a lion/tiger/crocodile/polar bear/etc

pathetic MMA idiots are the worst



worlds toughest dog at 00:37 making a polar bear his bitch  ???

I would pull guard on the polar bear and catch it in a gogoplata. Bear will be out cold before he knows what happened, and he'll wish he had a ref to stop the fight
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2014, 01:08:05 PM »
Quote from: R.A.M. on November 04, 2014, 12:59:31 PM
Throw a most muscular pose, and problem is solved, bear will turnaround and leave.
the crucifix is scientifically the most intimidating pose to wild animals

it shows an unbeatable combination of size, strength, conditioning, coordination and balls

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2014, 01:16:03 PM »
Quote from: Deadlifted on November 04, 2014, 01:06:30 PM
I would pull guard on the polar bear and catch it in a gogoplata. Bear will be out cold before he knows what happened, and he'll wish he had a ref to stop the fight
04:58

sneaky lioness being overwhelmed by forward aggression of wildabeast

drops on back baits him and pulls guard

then bites the fuck out of his jugulars


classic kinomutai secret technique filipino art of biting

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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2014, 02:38:05 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 01:16:03 PM
04:58

sneaky lioness being overwhelmed by forward aggression of wildabeast

drops on back baits him and pulls guard

then bites the fuck out of his jugulars


classic kinomutai secret technique filipino art of biting


Wow thats awesome. Just when you think the lioness is going to be another butt scooting non-takedown bjj'er, she goes for the neck. Clearly the wildabeast was more of a standup fighter and thought that pure athleticism would allow it dominate in ground scenarios, but this shows you that you have to know the ground game in today's fight business.
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2014, 02:40:14 PM »
Quote from: Deadlifted on November 04, 2014, 02:38:05 PM
Wow thats awesome. Just when you think the lioness is going to be another butt scooting non-takedown bjj'er, she goes for the neck. Clearly the wildabeast was more of a standup fighter and thought that pure athleticism would allow it dominate in ground scenarios, but this shows you that you have to know the ground game in today's fight business.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

in all seriousness, this videos is fascinating, studying the way the murdering takes place of each animal in each scenario


lions, tigers etc they are simply the most amazing murder machines on the planet
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2014, 02:43:05 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 02:40:14 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

in all seriousness, this videos is fascinating, studying the way the murdering takes place of each animal in each scenario


lions, tigers etc they are simply the most amazing murder machines on the planet
Yes it is definitely amazing, and really the only thing they really on is pure athleticism and their lifestyle. Its depressing that we can train so much and perfect our bodies for fighting but still fall short in terms of pure physical combat with another animal. However we are smart so we just invent guns and shoot them from far away  :D
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2014, 02:43:34 PM »
Quote from: R.A.M. on November 04, 2014, 12:59:31 PM
Throw a most muscular pose, and problem is solved, bear will turnaround and leave.

anabolichalos most muscular pose is not good enough to scare away a wild animal.
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Re: What's the sense of looking strong & fast If can't outrun a grizzly??!
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2014, 02:44:18 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 02:40:14 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

in all seriousness, this videos is fascinating, studying the way the murdering takes place of each animal in each scenario


lions, tigers etc they are simply the most amazing murder machines on the planet
Great whites, wolf fish, piranhas, viper fish, barracudas, killer whales, peregrine falcons, eagles, anacondas, pit vipers, African Wild Dogs, wolverines, and even some extinct predators could be argued to rival them.
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