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Title: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Necrosis on November 08, 2014, 04:28:47 AM
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Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 08, 2014, 05:04:02 AM
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Post by: oldtimer1 on November 08, 2014, 05:13:58 AM
He's one of those elitist super liberals who thinks he is an intellect. When climate change use their often used mantra that most scientists agree they are manipulating people and maybe they aren't even aware. This started when two guys teamed up in college for their masters paper and mailed a very narrow and controlled questionnaire to scientists. Many of whom have limited credentials with weather. When their leading questions came back to their liking they came up with the nonsense that most scientist agree.  Then Gore ran with this as proof.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Necrosis on November 08, 2014, 05:21:32 AM
He's one of those elitist super liberals who thinks he is an intellect. When climate change use their often used mantra that most scientists agree they are manipulating people and maybe they aren't even aware. This started when two guys teamed up in college for their masters paper and mailed a very narrow and controlled questionnaire to scientists. Many of whom have limited credentials with weather. When their leading questions came back to their liking they came up with the nonsense that most scientist agree.  Then Gore ran with this as proof.

you must not be a scientist
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Post by: dr.chimps on November 08, 2014, 06:00:11 AM
He's one of those elitist super liberals who thinks he is an intellect. When climate change use their often used mantra that most scientists agree they are manipulating people and maybe they aren't even aware. This started when two guys teamed up in college for their masters paper and mailed a very narrow and controlled questionnaire to scientists. Many of whom have limited credentials with weather. When their leading questions came back to their liking they came up with the nonsense that most scientist agree.  Then Gore ran with this as proof.
This is a clusterfuck of paranoia, misinformation and just plain idiocy. Is this seriously how your mind works!?   :-\
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 08, 2014, 06:33:49 AM
This is a clusterfuck of paranoia, misinformation and just plain idiocy. Is this seriously how your mind works!?   :-\

Sounds like you're jumping to conclusions.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Necrosis on November 08, 2014, 07:59:09 AM
This is a clusterfuck of paranoia, misinformation and just plain idiocy. Is this seriously how your mind works!?   :-\

it's pure retardation. He is fucking serious, these are your peers
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: XFACTOR on November 08, 2014, 08:03:55 AM
He's one of those elitist super liberals who thinks he is an intellect. When climate change use their often used mantra that most scientists agree they are manipulating people and maybe they aren't even aware. This started when two guys teamed up in college for their masters paper and mailed a very narrow and controlled questionnaire to scientists. Many of whom have limited credentials with weather. When their leading questions came back to their liking they came up with the nonsense that most scientist agree.  Then Gore ran with this as proof.

Wow. Scary knowing that people exist in this world with access to educate themselves have these ideologies.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Necrosis on November 08, 2014, 08:24:41 AM
Wow. Scary knowing that people exist in this world with access to educate themselves have these ideologies.

the UN were duped by these two men who wrote  masters paper. Nasa has been psyched out also, they found the paper and ran with it. Nevermind that they are about to land on a comet which requires some of the most precise calculations in history along with knowledge a few people can understand, they still can't argue with this paper that al gore used.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on November 08, 2014, 08:29:55 AM
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Post by: Straw Man on November 08, 2014, 08:32:42 AM
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Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Necrosis on November 08, 2014, 09:00:09 AM


Much appreciated.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Necrosis on November 08, 2014, 10:11:14 AM
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it's your type, talking about things without having a fucking clue.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: jwb on November 08, 2014, 10:48:05 AM
Environmentalists have shot themselves in the foot with the global warming bandwagon.

When I was a kid the big concern was pollution in general. Reduce pollution and the earth and its life forms benefit.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: no one on November 08, 2014, 03:24:00 PM
This is a clusterfuck of paranoia, misinformation and just plain idiocy. Is this seriously how your mind works!?   :-\

lol have you not been reading his posts?
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 08, 2014, 03:27:30 PM
it's your type, talking about things without having a fucking clue.

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Post by: funk51 on November 08, 2014, 03:28:30 PM
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here i thought it was leroy...
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 08, 2014, 03:50:59 PM
Who cares what a comedian says about anything.  Anybody who gets their science or news from a comedian is a fool. 
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Post by: Coach is Back! on November 08, 2014, 04:15:25 PM
The late 70's we were going to freeze over. I'm sure racked up plenty of tax $$ raising the cost of oil and heating with that hype and scare tactic. lol
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 08, 2014, 04:53:54 PM
A lot of "educated" people think that Global Dimming doesn't exist. When it's going on in plain site and many countries have admitted to it including the United States...
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: MAXX on November 08, 2014, 05:01:14 PM
A lot of "educated" people think that Global Dimming doesn't exist. When it's going on in plain site and many countries have admitted to it including the United States...
Correct. Mosts scientists in that field agrees on it so I'd rather trust them. And their data is pretty believable so yeah... what random politician, christian fundamentalist etc. says is... irrelevant
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: _bruce_ on November 08, 2014, 05:22:43 PM
One has to distinguish between climate changes, natural and not and the "ideological muscle" behind it.
I do not like the global warming agenda and what it entails - phoney agenda driven by hypocrites like Gore & company who travel the globe in jets burning those sweet fossil fuels.  :D
"Surrender your rights and resources and we will save the world"... maybe it's time to come up with something new.

Alternatives for energy production have to be found or have been found already, at least for energy shortages.
The e cat seems promising. Also making use of local resources(especially food) to minimize unnecessary travel/transport of goods.
As for pollution, especially radio active, there seems to be not much light at the end of the tunnel.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 09, 2014, 10:17:47 AM
yes let's hear what the fellas have to say about climate change

haha this will fun

yes no?  HOAX?!?!  :o
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 09, 2014, 10:43:32 AM
yes let's hear what the fellas have to say about climate change

haha this will fun

yes no?  HOAX?!?!  :o

It's real.  However Colbert believes in climate change for the same reason coach doesn't, political ideology. 
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Deadlifted on November 09, 2014, 10:57:10 AM
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Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 09, 2014, 12:04:37 PM
It's real.  However Colbert believes in climate change for the same reason coach doesn't, political ideology. 

when someone believes the truth it's not "political ideology" it's because they are correct

meditate on this
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 10, 2014, 11:33:31 AM
when someone believes the truth it's not "political ideology" it's because they are correct

meditate on this

This couldnt be further from the truth.  Colbert being correct is not dependent on him understanding why he's right.  His opinion on climate change is part of a collection of political opinions he holds none of which are based in an understanding of the facts.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on November 10, 2014, 11:49:40 AM
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LOL yes.  I've never understood the backlash against climate change.....even if it turns out that it wasn't a real threat, protecting our planet ought to be in the interest of everyone.

Heaven forbid that we try to make the world a better place to be for our kids.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 10, 2014, 11:53:58 AM
This couldnt be further from the truth.  Colbert being correct is not dependent on him understanding why he's right.  His opinion on climate change is part of a collection of political opinions he holds none of which are based in an understanding of the facts.

the sun rises the sun sets and presumably it will rise again

everyone knows this it's not a matter of opinion.

If there's some political agenda at play let us know what it is precisely thanks.

 
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: SF1900 on November 10, 2014, 12:06:31 PM
Scientists going to science.

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Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Viking11 on November 10, 2014, 12:10:51 PM
I don't care about the political argument. Show me the SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE climate change is not occuring on a significant scale... 1..2..3... (crickets)...
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 10, 2014, 12:28:13 PM
the sun rises the sun sets and presumably it will rise again

everyone knows this it's not a matter of opinion.

If there's some political agenda at play let us know what it is precisely thanks.

 

His opinions on climate change are part in parcel of his political ideology.  He would belive it even if all evidence proved the contrary as long as it remained a part of his overall political philosophy.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Necrosis on November 10, 2014, 12:30:08 PM
His opinions on climate change are part in parcel of his political ideology.  He would belive it even if all evidence proved the contrary as long as it remained a part of his overall political philosophy.

But he is right
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 10, 2014, 12:32:29 PM
But he is right

True but he shouldn't be commended for it.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 10, 2014, 12:51:45 PM
His opinions on climate change are part in parcel of his political ideology.  He would belive it even if all evidence proved the contrary as long as it remained a part of his overall political philosophy.

what is the mysterious political agenda  you have repeatedly referred to?
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 10, 2014, 01:17:44 PM
what is the mysterious political agenda  you have repeatedly referred to?

Youre the one using the term  political agenda, not I.  I never used the word agenda.   I said ideology. 
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 10, 2014, 02:10:15 PM
Youre the one using the term  political agenda, not I.  I never used the word agenda.   I said ideology. 

yes Ideology then

eagerly awaiting this information!
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 10, 2014, 02:17:26 PM
yes Ideology then

eagerly awaiting this information!

I also didnt use the word mysterious either nor did I imply anything of a mysterious nature.. The word that's tripping you up is ideology.   Here is the definition. 


1. the body of doctrine, myth, belief, etc., that guides an individual, social movement, institution, class, or large group.

2. such a body of doctrine, myth, etc., with reference to some political and social plan, as that of fascism, along with the devices for putting it into operation.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 10, 2014, 02:30:25 PM
I also didnt use the word mysterious either nor did I imply anything of a mysterious nature.. The word that's tripping you up is ideology.   Here is the definition. 


1. the body of doctrine, myth, belief, etc., that guides an individual, social movement, institution, class, or large group.

2. such a body of doctrine, myth, etc., with reference to some political and social plan, as that of fascism, along with the devices for putting it into operation.

I understand this I'm asking you to clarify what Colberts ideology is.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Necrosis on November 10, 2014, 02:30:48 PM
Here you go Genius.  Start here.

http://climate.nasa.gov/scientific-consensus/

I think you tarded out and missed the not in his sentence.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Novena on November 10, 2014, 02:39:06 PM
Four Great Truths:

Edit: I am not being sarcastic here.  Every single statement is true.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Viking11 on November 10, 2014, 02:41:38 PM
I think you tarded out and missed the not in his sentence.

Exactly. Even better wording than I was going to say. LOL. Linking to NASA-  TA my dad was a section at JPL in the DSN for 20 years.. I majored my first year in physics at UCI. Step it up a bit. ;)
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 10, 2014, 02:42:29 PM
I understand this I'm asking you to clarify what Colberts ideology is.

No you didn't know.   You're original question was based on the false premise that I said Colbert had a mysterious agenda.  I neither said nor implied that Colbert had a mysterious agenda.  As you are now aware, ideology and agenda mean entirely different things.  By correcting your errors the original question you asked becomes irrelevent and is void. Meaning, you no longer have a question.    
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 10, 2014, 04:45:47 PM
what is Colbert's ideology?

fifth time I've asked the same question
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Thong Maniac on November 10, 2014, 05:17:12 PM
Fucking lolz. More ignant right wingers believeing when religious cooks say climate change is some political ploy. Mega lolz at taking advice on science concepts from bible thumping right wing nuts who still think gay people are "striken with demons"
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 10, 2014, 05:17:24 PM
what is Colbert's ideology?

fifth time I've asked the same question

Thats not what you asked me.  You asked me a question about his mysterious agenda. I couldn't answer that because I made no such claims of knowing.  The question about Colbert's ideology is a separate question.   Agenda and ideology are vastly different.   Do you know that?  Answering your second question on ideology does not answer your original question about whether colbert has a mysterious agenda.  

You've only asked twice after I clarified what ideology was. Prior to correcting your mistakes you did not know the difference between mysterious agenda and ideology.  How did you confuse the two?  You also made the erroneous claim I used the terms mysterious and agenda more than once.   By changing my words you tried to change the meaning of my statement.   Was this change intentional or a product of ignorance?

You're feigning ignorance.   You know exactly which way Colbert leans.  It's common knowledge that Colbert leans left.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 10, 2014, 06:36:46 PM
You know exactly which way Colbert leans.  It's common knowledge that Colbert leans left.

Does he have a back or shoulder-problem?
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 10, 2014, 06:37:22 PM
Does he have a back or shoulder-problem?

Sciatica
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 10, 2014, 07:14:26 PM
Thats not what you asked me.  You asked me a question about his mysterious agenda. I couldn't answer that because I made no such claims of knowing.  The question about Colbert's ideology is a separate question.   Agenda and ideology are vastly different.   Do you know that?  Answering your second question on ideology does not answer your original question about whether colbert has a mysterious agenda.  

You've only asked twice after I clarified what ideology was. Prior to correcting your mistakes you did not know the difference between mysterious agenda and ideology.  How did you confuse the two?  You also made the erroneous claim I used the terms mysterious and agenda more than once.   By changing my words you tried to change the meaning of my statement.   Was this change intentional or a product of ignorance?

You're feigning ignorance.   You know exactly which way Colbert leans.  It's common knowledge that Colbert leans left.

havent detected any ideology or leftism. from wikipedia:

Although, by his own account, he was not particularly political before joining the cast of The Daily Show, Colbert has described himself as a Democrat according to a 2004 interview.[118][119] In an interview at the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard Institute of Politics, he stated that he has "no problems with Republicans, just Republican policies."[120] Colbert is a practicing Roman Catholic and a Sunday school teacher.[20][121][122][123]

is this what passes for left leaning? :-\
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: DanielPaul on November 10, 2014, 07:23:12 PM
Mr. Turdbo getting owned :o
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 10, 2014, 08:35:13 PM
turns out this has been studied too

http://hij.sagepub.com/content/14/2/212.abstract

conservatives and liberals like Colbert in equal proportion

the difference is the conservatives think he really means what he says. :D
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Mike on November 10, 2014, 08:36:50 PM
Sounds like you're jumping to conclusions.

"It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO"
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 10, 2014, 09:51:02 PM
Colbert the public figure is in fact ideologically ambiguous which is the power of this type of satire

you can read into it whatever bias you have... which is why he gets invited to MC events with Bush and has Republicans clamoring to be on his show

I've concluded Archer is a Hebrew Leftist (read the study to understand why)

was hoping to discuss this HOAX phenomenon any takers??

Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: The True Adonis on November 10, 2014, 10:34:49 PM
Colbert the public figure is in fact ideologically ambiguous which is the power of this type of satire

you can read into it whatever bias you have... which is why he gets invited to MC events with Bush and has Republicans clamoring to be on his show

I've concluded Archer is a Hebrew Leftist (read the study to understand why)

was hoping to discuss this HOAX phenomenon any takers??


I`m with you on this, but did you ever change your mind about Thugman Brown, particularly because it has come out that he was shot at point blank range while grabbing for the policemans gun in the car, after he assaulted the officer.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: The True Adonis on November 10, 2014, 10:37:20 PM
Exactly. Even better wording than I was going to say. LOL. Linking to NASA-  TA my dad was a section at JPL in the DSN for 20 years.. I majored my first year in physics at UCI. Step it up a bit. ;)
Sorry is all I can say.  :D

Gave me a reason (albeit wrong due to overlooking "not") to post that wonderful NASA link.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 10, 2014, 11:20:47 PM
I`m with you on this, but did you ever change your mind about Thugman Brown, particularly because it has come out that he was shot at point blank range while grabbing for the policemans gun in the car, after he assaulted the officer.

haha we reviewed all these claims.  those fellows are peckerwoods in st.louis.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: The True Adonis on November 10, 2014, 11:35:06 PM
haha we reviewed all these claims.  those fellows are peckerwoods in st.louis.
Don`t be a fucking moron.  Why not go with the facts instead of skin color.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 10, 2014, 11:41:08 PM
no new information just the same false claims

much more interested in the new data on the climate change hoax!
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 10, 2014, 11:51:00 PM
Dr. Mark W. Hendrickson says the climate change hoaxer alarmists are...

criminals working to perpetuate a global holocaust!!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/markhendrickson/2012/09/16/climate-change-hoax-or-crime-of-the-century/

 :o

Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 11, 2014, 04:41:53 AM
havent detected any ideology or leftism. from wikipedia:

Although, by his own account, he was not particularly political before joining the cast of The Daily Show, Colbert has described himself as a Democrat according to a 2004 interview.[118][119] In an interview at the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard Institute of Politics, he stated that he has "no problems with Republicans, just Republican policies."[120] Colbert is a practicing Roman Catholic and a Sunday school teacher.[20][121][122][123]

is this what passes for left leaning? :-\

He has a problem with Republican policies in total.  He makes no distinction on what Republican policies but dislikes them all.  He identified as a Democrat.  You've proven my point.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: The Scott on November 11, 2014, 04:55:04 AM
Anyone can be a part time asshole but Colbert is a whole ass.    Notice how "global warming" became "climate change".  Why is this?

Climate change happens with the four seasons or four times a year.  Global warming comes only twice.  Spring and summer. 

Any and all that proclaim "climate change" to be true need to pony up and live their faith.  No electricity.  No modern conveniences.  Live in the stone age and then and only then can you cast those stones at others.

Just don't whine when they're thrown back at you.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Thong Maniac on November 11, 2014, 05:20:40 AM
turns out this has been studied too

http://hij.sagepub.com/content/14/2/212.abstract

conservatives and liberals like Colbert in equal proportion

the difference is the conservatives think he really means what he says. :D


Some people dont understand satire one bit, its actually amazing
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: dr.chimps on November 11, 2014, 05:25:55 AM
"It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO"
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Necrosis on November 11, 2014, 06:03:13 AM
Anyone can be a part time asshole but Colbert is a whole ass.    Notice how "global warming" became "climate change".  Why is this?

Climate change happens with the four seasons or four times a year.  Global warming comes only twice.  Spring and summer. 

Any and all that proclaim "climate change" to be true need to pony up and live their faith.  No electricity.  No modern conveniences.  Live in the stone age and then and only then can you cast those stones at others.

Just don't whine when they're thrown back at you.

Why do you nutcases think anyone wants you to live in a cave in the darkness? where is this prescribed? who is saying such non-sense?
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: The Scott on November 11, 2014, 06:19:29 AM
Why do you nutcases think anyone wants you to live in a cave in the darkness? where is this prescribed? who is saying such non-sense?

You should really think before you step off this cliff.  Ooops!  Too late, you made your personal leap of lame faith.

Do not pretend to not understand my words.  Allow me to paint a metaphorical portrait for you.  You do understand what a metaphor is, do you not?  Of course you do!

I don't make you wear the same shoes as I do nor do I require that you wear shoes at all.   Chicken Little.  Thirsty for more? 

Be well.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: dr.chimps on November 11, 2014, 06:30:07 AM
Anyone can be a part time asshole but Colbert is a whole ass.    Notice how "global warming" became "climate change".  Why is this?

Climate change happens with the four seasons or four times a year.  Global warming comes only twice.  Spring and summer. 

Any and all that proclaim "climate change" to be true need to pony up and live their faith.  No electricity.  No modern conveniences.  Live in the stone age and then and only then can you cast those stones at others.

Just don't whine when they're thrown back at you.
You: Ignorant
Colbert: Unfunny

Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: The Scott on November 11, 2014, 06:52:22 AM
You: Ignorant
Colbert: Unfunny



You:   A working class simian who thinks of himself as the Dr. Zaius of this place but in reality is nothing more than Lancelot Link.  The last time a chimp sat down to put cuniform to clay the pathetic results were the Koran.  That shouldn't be too hard to outdo and yet you consistently fail to do just that, instead insulting us with your pathetic attempts at humor by vomiting up dross like that quoted above. 

Keep banging away, Lance.

And yes I agree with you.  Colbert is not funny.  There's hope for you yet. 
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 11, 2014, 06:53:17 AM
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Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Archer77 on November 11, 2014, 06:54:07 AM
You:   A working class simian who thinks of himself as the Dr. Zaius of this place but in reality is nothing more than Lancelot Link.  The last time a chimp sat down to put cuniform to clay the pathetic results were the Koran.  That shouldn't be too hard to outdo and yet you consistently fail to do just that, instead insulting us with your pathetic attempts at humor by vomiting up dross like that quoted above. 

Keep banging away, Lance.

And yes I agree with you.  Colbert is not funny.  There's hope for you yet. 



He also flings poop both literally and figuratively
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: The Scott on November 11, 2014, 06:56:45 AM

He also flings poop both literally and figuratively

True and as with all chimps, when it comes right back at him he eats it with pleasure.  ;D
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on November 11, 2014, 08:39:22 AM
You:   A working class simian who thinks of himself as the Dr. Zaius of this place but in reality is nothing more than Lancelot Link.  The last time a chimp sat down to put cuniform to clay the pathetic results were the Koran.  That shouldn't be too hard to outdo and yet you consistently fail to do just that, instead insulting us with your pathetic attempts at humor by vomiting up dross like that quoted above. 

Keep banging away, Lance.

And yes I agree with you.  Colbert is not funny.  There's hope for you yet. 


Please don't post racist remarks on the G&O. 
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: dr.chimps on November 11, 2014, 08:52:52 AM
You:   A working class simian who thinks of himself as the Dr. Zaius of this place but in reality is nothing more than Lancelot Link.  The last time a chimp sat down to put cuniform to clay the pathetic results were the Koran.  That shouldn't be too hard to outdo and yet you consistently fail to do just that, instead insulting us with your pathetic attempts at humor by vomiting up dross like that quoted above.  

Keep banging away, Lance.

And yes I agree with you.  Colbert is not funny.  There's hope for you yet.  

Insight/inference: 20
Bloat: 75
Getbig proprietary zest: 5
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: The Scott on November 11, 2014, 09:03:16 AM
Insight/inference: 20
Bloat: 75
Getbig proprietary zest: 5

Are you this much a simpleton in the real world?  If so, you are a lonely man.  I don't pity such as you and you need not concern yourself with attempting to make lite of my insight into your imitation of life.  Your thoughts are like chaff, ill suited to anything save fodder for those animals the likes of which Orwell describes as thinking themselves "more equal" than others.

I need not belittle nor expose you for the infant you are so much as your own pitiable diatribes make you out to be.

Feel free to fall back upon either your own personal Sword of Damocles or the Getbig loser's standard of "meltdown".   ;D
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 11, 2014, 09:11:25 AM
Where's AlGore when you need him.


LOL.....

http://www.usatoday.com/story/weather/2014/11/11/winter-weather-midwest-plains/18841809/
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: dr.chimps on November 11, 2014, 11:22:34 AM
Where's AlGore when you need him.


LOL.....

http://www.usatoday.com/story/weather/2014/11/11/winter-weather-midwest-plains/18841809/
Hi Coach.
Science:99.99

Polemic stuff you listen to on radio:.001

Best to the wifey.   :)
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: Novena on November 11, 2014, 12:44:05 PM
Four Great Truths:
  • Of course the burning of fossil fuels is altering the climate.
  • Of course the ceasing of burning will wreck the world economy.
  • Of course wind farms and solar will not make up for the absence of burning.
  • Of course the only alternate choice that currently works is nuclear fission.

Edit: I am not being sarcastic here.  Every single statement is true.

Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 11, 2014, 01:46:58 PM
Where's AlGore when you need him.


LOL.....

http://www.usatoday.com/story/weather/2014/11/11/winter-weather-midwest-plains/18841809/

hahah yes thats what I'm talking about

thanks for this I'm glad we can all laugh about it!!
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 11, 2014, 02:59:41 PM
He has a problem with Republican policies in total.  He makes no distinction on what Republican policies but dislikes them all.  He identified as a Democrat.  You've proven my point.

you should take it up with the phds at ohio state who concluded he is an ideological vacuum.

once again you have projected your bias and been exposed as a dirty liberal.
Title: Re: Colbert is not a scientist.
Post by: mr.turbo on November 11, 2014, 03:13:15 PM
Some people dont understand satire one bit, its actually amazing

yes well this group seems to lack the capacity for simple reasoning.

factual correctness ranks last on the list of things that matter.