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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Big Akshay on November 13, 2014, 07:33:30 PM
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Has anyone on this site been in an actual knife fight or fight to the death? Pray tell. No "Delta Force" or "Green Beret" fantasies or any other horseshit. Only genuine combat encounters are allowed on this thread.
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Yeah, I've killed a man before....fool didn't strip his bar when he was done with it--so I bludgeoned him to death with it.
Any questions?
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I've been set aflame & flung over a giant wall via catapult
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Yeah, I've killed a man before....fool didn't strip his bar when he was done with it--so I bludgeoned him to death with it.
Any questions?
Yeah. You a SEAL?
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Yeah. You a SEAL?
I'm more of a BEAR if you know what I mean
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I'm more of a BEAR if you know what I mean
Polar or grizzly?
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I'm more of a BEAR if you know what I mean
Oh god!
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I'm more of a BEAR if you know what I mean
You OTTER think more carefully about sharing that on getbig...
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One time I was walking down the street with my girlfriend when i was approached by a few bad asses. apparently they were bored and wanted to pick a fight. i tried to avoid a fight because someone always gets hurt in a fight, and might i add, its usually not me. the first guy lunges at me with a straight jab. i instantly avoid his jab, hit him square on the chin and knocked him out cold. the other guy throws a roundhouse at me, i deflect it and get his leg into a position and broke it. the third guy tries to shank me with a blade and i parried the blade away, punched him in the solar plexus, then struck his temples. easy knock out. no one died that day, but someone could have easily died. needless to say, my girl was impressed. but i wasn't. just another day at the office for me, so to speak.
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I've been shot, slashed with a knife but not stabbed, 3 weeks ago i had 2 guys with machetes and 2 with iron bars try kill me. Been bitten by a crocodile, two snakes, various other shit. Couldn't live the boring life.
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One time I was walking down the street with my girlfriend when i was approached by a few bad asses. apparently they were bored and wanted to pick a fight. i tried to avoid a fight because someone always gets hurt in a fight, and might i add, its usually not me. the first guy lunges at me with a straight jab. i instantly avoid his jab, hit him square on the chin and knocked him out cold. the other guy throws a roundhouse at me, i deflect it and get his leg into a position and broke it. the third guy tries to shank me with a blade and i parried the blade away, punched him in the solar plexus, then struck his temples. easy knock out. no one died that day, but someone could have easily died. needless to say, my girl was impressed. but i wasn't. just another day at the office for me, so to speak.
If your story were veridic the baddies would have rushed you all at once in the hope of overwhelming you by sheer weight of numbers. Try again.
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I've been shot, slashed with a knife but not stabbed, 3 weeks ago i had 2 guys with machetes and 2 with iron bars try kill me. Been bitten by a crocodile, two snakes, various other shit. Couldn't live the boring life.
You Crocodile Dundee by any chance?
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You Crocodile Dundee by any chance?
No, I had a 4 foot caiman Croc upto a few wks ago. Small guy but nasty bite
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Has anyone on this site been in an actual knife fight or fight to the death? Pray tell. No "Delta Force" or "Green Beret" fantasies or any other horseshit. Only genuine combat encounters are allowed on this thread.
God these recent gimmicks really suck cock. They don't even try anymore, just straight to their knees and start huffing on Getbag's penis.
Fuck off
Die
Soon
Cock-biter
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If your story were veridic the baddies would have rushed you all at once in the hope of overwhelming you by sheer weight of numbers. Try again.
Incorrect. They knew that I posted on getbig and were hesitant to approach me.
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I used to get in to a lot of gang related fighting in the 80s. Mostly east L.A.
Lots of wounds from fights, broken bones. Today i feel sorry for some of the shit ive done to people and family's
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cue esfitness ::)
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cue esfitness ::)
:D
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Its common for getbiggers to take victims/attackers for a trip to the broken jaw tavern
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I was shot in a driveby at age 18.
Yes, im serious.
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One time I was walking down the street with my girlfriend when i was approached by a few bad asses. apparently they were bored and wanted to pick a fight. i tried to avoid a fight because someone always gets hurt in a fight, and might i add, its usually not me. the first guy lunges at me with a straight jab. i instantly avoid his jab, hit him square on the chin and knocked him out cold. the other guy throws a roundhouse at me, i deflect it and get his leg into a position and broke it. the third guy tries to shank me with a blade and i parried the blade away, punched him in the solar plexus, then struck his temples. easy knock out. no one died that day, but someone could have easily died. needless to say, my girl was impressed. but i wasn't. just another day at the office for me, so to speak.
::)
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Polar or grizzly?
I think he means this type of BEAR !!! :o
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4134/4899679118_9b1868ca8e_z.jpg)
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I was attack by mad dolphin, nasty mother fucking fish with big teeth >:(
I like sharks since then ..........
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God these recent gimmicks really suck cock. They don't even try anymore, just straight to their knees and start huffing on Getbag's penis.
Fuck off
Die
Soon
Cock-biter
So no stories to share, CockRider?
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I once got diarrhea and vomiting after visiting a pizza hut in Afghanistan.
The horror, the horror...
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.
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I'm more of a BEAR if you know what I mean
Woof !!
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.
I am from India which means my balls are very big and black and aromatic. It must be the jungly hair down there.
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I was shot in a driveby at age 18.
Yes, im serious.
Boyz N Tha Hood?
Ricky!!!!!!
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Has anyone on this site been in an actual knife fight or fight to the death? Pray tell. No "Delta Force" or "Green Beret" fantasies or any other horseshit. Only genuine combat encounters are allowed on this thread.
And wich gimmick are you?
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Ron please rename this board "Gimmicks and Onions". It stinks these days.
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Ron please rename this board "Gimmicks and Onions". It stinks these days.
It's like I am an old man on my front porch, gently rocking in my chair, thinking about the good ole days of the G&O.
Look at the topics. Look at the post quality.
Hopefully a renaissance emerges from these dark ages.
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It's like I am an old man on my front porch, gently rocking in my chair, thinking about the good ole days of the G&O.
Look at the topics. Look at the post quality.
Hopefully a renaissance emerges from these dark ages.
Hopefully.
Well i've put my 11 years of effort into keeping it lighthearted. Once I hit 10k posts (200 or so left) i'm outta here.
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I'm a warrior at the gym and in the kitchen.
Shoveling down all that protein is not for the weak. And don't talk about the gym, that's where i go to war.
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It's like I am an old man on my front porch, gently rocking in my chair, thinking about the good ole days of the G&O.
Look at the topics. Look at the post quality.
Hopefully a renaissance emerges from these dark ages.
Nay, my aim is merely to ascertain if I am the only warrior on Getbig. No use in being big as a house if you're a woman in battle.
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And wich gimmick are you?
No gimmick at all. At least I go by my actual name.
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Hopefully.
Well i've put my 11 years of effort into keeping it lighthearted. Once I hit 10k posts (200 or so left) i'm outta here.
Me too....at 4500 I'm out and Ron can have the Retardahaluk, FatAlice, and Uncle Joon gimmick board he obviously wants.
I agree with the Florida fuckhead, this shit and the UK phaggots with their purse swinging isn't even worth clicking on anymore.
Big Achkay.....fuck you and that pasty fatass Down's syndrome looking girlfriend you live with.
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Im a warrior of da cage. I also sit on my sofa drinking beer and watching UFC i believe that makes me as bad as they come.
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Me too....at 4500 I'm out and Ron can have the Retardahaluk, FatAlice, and Uncle Joon gimmick board he obviously wants.
I agree with the Florida fuckhead, this shit and the UK phaggots with their purse swinging isn't even worth clicking on anymore.
Big Achkay.....fuck you and that pasty fatass Down's syndrome looking girlfriend you live with.
Are there things, CockRider?
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I'm a warrior at the gym and in the kitchen.
Shoveling down all that protein is not for the weak. And don't talk about the gym, that's where i go to war.
If you have not personally slain wild-eyed Islamic terrorists then you are no warrior but a woman. Even girls bodybuild. So what?
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Account banned.
"1"
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Account banned.
"1"
Good work, only 9999 to go.
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If you have not personally slain wild-eyed Islamic terrorists then you are no warrior but a woman. Even girls bodybuild. So what?
you will be banned for talking to me in this way pencilneck
edit: tnx OMR