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Big Akshay

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Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« on: November 13, 2014, 07:33:30 PM »
Has anyone on this site been in an actual knife fight or fight to the death? Pray tell. No "Delta Force" or "Green Beret" fantasies or any other horseshit. Only genuine combat encounters are allowed on this thread.

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2014, 07:36:15 PM »
Yeah, I've killed a man before....fool didn't strip his bar when he was done with it--so I bludgeoned him to death with it.

Any questions?

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2014, 08:10:21 PM »
I've been set aflame & flung over a giant wall via catapult

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2014, 08:13:58 PM »
Yeah, I've killed a man before....fool didn't strip his bar when he was done with it--so I bludgeoned him to death with it.

Any questions?

Yeah. You a SEAL?

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2014, 08:16:09 PM »
Yeah. You a SEAL?

I'm more of a BEAR if you know what I mean

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2014, 08:18:47 PM »
I'm more of a BEAR if you know what I mean

Polar or grizzly?

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2014, 08:20:15 PM »
I'm more of a BEAR if you know what I mean

Oh god!

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2014, 08:22:58 PM »
I'm more of a BEAR if you know what I mean

You OTTER think more carefully about sharing that on getbig...

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2014, 08:23:05 PM »
One time I was walking down the street with my girlfriend when i was approached by a few bad asses. apparently they were bored and wanted to pick a fight. i tried to avoid a fight because someone always gets hurt in a fight, and might i add, its usually not me. the first guy lunges at me with a straight jab. i instantly avoid his jab, hit him square on the chin and knocked him out cold. the other guy throws a roundhouse at me, i deflect it and get his leg into a position and broke it. the third guy tries to shank me with a blade and i parried the blade away, punched him in the solar plexus, then struck his temples. easy knock out. no one died that day, but someone could have easily died. needless to say, my girl was impressed. but i wasn't. just another day at the office for me, so to speak.
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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2014, 08:26:56 PM »
I've been shot, slashed with a knife but not stabbed, 3 weeks ago i had 2 guys with machetes and 2 with iron bars try kill me. Been bitten by a crocodile, two snakes, various other shit. Couldn't live the boring life.

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2014, 08:27:10 PM »
One time I was walking down the street with my girlfriend when i was approached by a few bad asses. apparently they were bored and wanted to pick a fight. i tried to avoid a fight because someone always gets hurt in a fight, and might i add, its usually not me. the first guy lunges at me with a straight jab. i instantly avoid his jab, hit him square on the chin and knocked him out cold. the other guy throws a roundhouse at me, i deflect it and get his leg into a position and broke it. the third guy tries to shank me with a blade and i parried the blade away, punched him in the solar plexus, then struck his temples. easy knock out. no one died that day, but someone could have easily died. needless to say, my girl was impressed. but i wasn't. just another day at the office for me, so to speak.

If your story were veridic the baddies would have rushed you all at once in the hope of overwhelming you by sheer weight of numbers. Try again.

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2014, 08:28:23 PM »
I've been shot, slashed with a knife but not stabbed, 3 weeks ago i had 2 guys with machetes and 2 with iron bars try kill me. Been bitten by a crocodile, two snakes, various other shit. Couldn't live the boring life.

You Crocodile Dundee by any chance?

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2014, 08:29:40 PM »
You Crocodile Dundee by any chance?
No, I had a 4 foot caiman Croc upto a few wks ago. Small guy but nasty bite

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2014, 08:30:28 PM »
Has anyone on this site been in an actual knife fight or fight to the death? Pray tell. No "Delta Force" or "Green Beret" fantasies or any other horseshit. Only genuine combat encounters are allowed on this thread.

God these recent gimmicks really suck cock. They don't even try anymore, just straight to their knees and start huffing on Getbag's penis.

Fuck off

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2014, 08:31:49 PM »
If your story were veridic the baddies would have rushed you all at once in the hope of overwhelming you by sheer weight of numbers. Try again.

Incorrect. They knew that I posted on getbig and were hesitant to approach me.
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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2014, 08:33:47 PM »
I used to get in to a lot of gang related fighting in the 80s. Mostly east L.A.
Lots of wounds from fights, broken bones. Today i feel sorry for some of the shit ive done to people and family's
 

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2014, 08:36:35 PM »
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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2014, 08:37:04 PM »

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2014, 08:53:32 PM »
Its common for getbiggers to take victims/attackers for a trip to the broken jaw tavern

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2014, 08:53:38 PM »
I was shot in a driveby at age 18.
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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2014, 10:58:16 PM »
One time I was walking down the street with my girlfriend when i was approached by a few bad asses. apparently they were bored and wanted to pick a fight. i tried to avoid a fight because someone always gets hurt in a fight, and might i add, its usually not me. the first guy lunges at me with a straight jab. i instantly avoid his jab, hit him square on the chin and knocked him out cold. the other guy throws a roundhouse at me, i deflect it and get his leg into a position and broke it. the third guy tries to shank me with a blade and i parried the blade away, punched him in the solar plexus, then struck his temples. easy knock out. no one died that day, but someone could have easily died. needless to say, my girl was impressed. but i wasn't. just another day at the office for me, so to speak.

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2014, 11:04:21 PM »
Polar or grizzly?
I think he means this type of BEAR !!!  :o

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2014, 11:25:11 PM »
I was attack by mad dolphin, nasty mother fucking fish with big teeth  >:(
I like sharks since then ..........

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2014, 11:46:39 PM »
God these recent gimmicks really suck cock. They don't even try anymore, just straight to their knees and start huffing on Getbag's penis.

Fuck off

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So no stories to share, CockRider?

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Re: Any actual warriors on Getbig?
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2014, 12:56:26 AM »
I once got diarrhea and vomiting after visiting a pizza hut in Afghanistan.

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