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Title: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Army of One on November 29, 2014, 04:25:22 PM
 ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/brQ9Uak.jpg)
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Army of One on November 29, 2014, 04:27:47 PM
I like this guys creatively placed message

(http://i.imgur.com/cmyndwu.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 29, 2014, 04:45:47 PM
I like this guys creatively placed message

(http://i.imgur.com/cmyndwu.jpg?1)

That's very creative.

"1"
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Hulkotron on November 29, 2014, 04:51:17 PM
I like this guys creatively placed message

(http://i.imgur.com/cmyndwu.jpg?1)

I don't get it, what happened here?
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: calfzilla on November 29, 2014, 04:55:16 PM
That girl has a fat neck. Would not hit.  :-X
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Knooger on November 29, 2014, 04:57:34 PM
I don't get it, what happened here?

Underside of toilet seat. Whores piss sitting down, boyfriend will find note at first piss.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on November 29, 2014, 05:39:54 PM
Letter #1: mind your business snitch

Letter #2: she told you she had a bf because you have a small dick and insisted that she call you pumpkin.

HTH
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Andy Griffin on November 29, 2014, 05:46:15 PM
;D

(http://i.imgur.com/brQ9Uak.jpg)

I don't like her Peppermint Patty haircut. 
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 29, 2014, 05:50:48 PM
Underside of toilet seat. Whores piss sitting down, boyfriend will find note at first piss.

Unless he pissed with a boner, in situations like that I tend to just turn to the left and go on the shower wall.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Knooger on November 29, 2014, 05:53:22 PM
Unless he pissed with a boner, in situations like that I tend to just turn to the left and go on the shower wall.

Solid policy that I shall employ in the future.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 29, 2014, 06:44:15 PM
Unless he pissed with a boner, in situations like that I tend to just turn to the left and go on the shower wall.

(http://i.imgur.com/dhMeAzK.gif)

"1"
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: gmflex on November 29, 2014, 06:51:46 PM
I hope the sucker guy gets a DNA test once the child is born..
Once a cheater always a cheater  :-\
Will avoid him paying child support if he gets rid of the slut...
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Rambone on November 29, 2014, 06:54:19 PM
That's one ugly broad. I don't even have to see the face. Pale, flabby neck with a DLB haircut. Makes my micro penis shrink even smaller than usual. She's missing 4 things. A blow hole, bucket of mackerel, whale sling, and a hose to keep her wet Free Willy style.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Tapeworm on November 29, 2014, 07:02:02 PM
Best news he's heard all day.

Poor Jason.  :(
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: calfzilla on November 29, 2014, 07:08:44 PM
That's one ugly broad. I don't even have to see the face. Pale, flabby neck with a DLB haircut. Makes my micro penis shrink even smaller than usual. She's missing 4 things. A blow hole, bucket of mackerel, whale sling, and a hose to keep her wet Free Willy style.

X2. Plus she's one of those whores you take to a game and she spends all her time playing on her phone.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Rambone on November 29, 2014, 07:10:56 PM
X2. Plus she's one of those whores you take to a game and she spends all her time playing on her phone.

Agreed. I wouldn't need a note to kick that whale to the curb.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: SquidVicious on November 29, 2014, 09:43:03 PM
She'll just say that guy was some stalker dude she used to know and the sucker will believe it. Don't waste time trying to help out your bros.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: kreator on November 29, 2014, 11:17:00 PM
she must be at least 300 pounds on Sundays
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Voice of Doom on November 30, 2014, 06:31:59 AM
She'll just say that guy was some stalker dude she used to know and the sucker will believe it. Don't waste time trying to help out your bros.

maybe...unless he knows a "Jason".  Then he'll look into it.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Archer77 on November 30, 2014, 06:40:35 AM
she must be at least 300 pounds on Sundays

She's a reserve lineman for the Lions. The Jason she was referring to was Jason Jones and by being with him she meant on the field.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 30, 2014, 06:44:50 AM
she must be at least 300 pounds on Sundays

In Michigan that is considered fitness model territory.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Henda on November 30, 2014, 06:51:00 AM
The best possible situation is that this big obese cu nt is carrying the other blokes baby, big obese whores should know there place as this whale should be thankful that a man can look past her grotesque appearance and be seen in public with her and she repays him by cheating on him the ungrateful cu nt
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Tapeworm on November 30, 2014, 07:02:22 AM
I liked the acrow prop reference.  It had a nice contractor vibe.  Please repost.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Sophus on November 30, 2014, 08:03:40 AM
Probably Jason is some needy but also decent looking guy

The stupid whale probably thinks that guy has serious feelings etc. but he just wants to go in raw ( but pulling out of course ) and thats it
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Henda on November 30, 2014, 09:35:48 AM
I liked the acrow prop reference.  It had a nice contractor vibe.  Please repost.

Perhaps this paticular breed of whore is more likely to have excess thigh fat rather than large overhanging gut facilitating the use of a trench prop instead?
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: SilverSpoon on December 02, 2014, 08:43:14 AM
Wow.

A couple I know recently renewed their vows, and they are in their early/mid thirties.  He married a very pretty girl who was known to have gotten around (not judging her past).

She cheated on him multiple times after having a child.  She got back in great shape and met some dude at gym.  I have known her for years, she would try to chat me up when we saw each other, and I got a vibe from her that she wanted to talk more, but I always brushed her off as 1)  I am married (happily); 2) she is married; 3) I try to end conversations with women quickly as far too many people like to start trouble.

Well a friend of mine who is close to the couple (really the dude, not the wife) showed me pics of their vow renewal ceremony on Facebook.  Their were comments with such gems as "Love is everlasting and forgiving"....

I really feel bad for dude, but he is silly enough to marry it twice.  She will do it again and again.

Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Knooger on December 02, 2014, 08:45:30 AM
Wow.

A couple I know recently renewed their vows, and they are in their early/mid thirties.  He married a very pretty girl who was known to have gotten around (not judging her past).

She cheated on him multiple times after having a child.  She got back in great shape and met some dude at gym.  I have known her for years, she would try to chat me up when we saw each other, and I got a vibe from her that she wanted to talk more, but I always brushed her off as 1)  I am married (happily); 2) she is married; 3) I try to end conversations with women quickly as far too many people like to start trouble.

Well a friend of mine who is close to the couple (really the dude, not the wife) showed me pics of their vow renewal ceremony on Facebook.  Their were comments with such gems as "Love is everlasting and forgiving"....

I really feel bad for dude, but he is silly enough to marry it twice.  She will do it again and again.



Could you hook a brother up with her phone number?
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Howard on December 02, 2014, 09:09:45 AM
This is yet more proof that most guys will screw anything with a working vajajay.
The real problem is that Miss Dbl Chin with the ugly hairdo might be knocked up and some poor dude will pay this sow for retard care.
That's why you need to go ONLY anal, BJ or both when screwing funky ho's .
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Rambone on December 02, 2014, 09:44:45 AM
She's a reserve lineman for the Lions. The Jason she was referring to was Jason Jones and by being with him she meant on the field.

You're all wrong here. Jason is her agent. She's a free agent nose guard that tried out for the Lions but failed her physical. They were obviously looking for more beef on the interior line and a possible replacement for Suh. Feeling sorry for her, the front office gave her free tickets for her and any schmoe of her choosing.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Howard on December 02, 2014, 09:52:53 AM
You're all wrong here. Jason is her agent. She's a free agent nose guard that tried out for the Lions but failed her physical. They were obviously looking for more beef on the interior line and a possible replacement for Suh. Feeling sorry for her, the front office gave her free tickets for her and any schmoe of her choosing.

...and too think the NFL is accused of not caring for the avg fan. ;)
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: 240 is Back on December 02, 2014, 11:06:40 AM
That's why you need to go ONLY anal, BJ or both when screwing funky ho's .

ummmm maybe okay on the BJ... but a total whore with 20 years on the cock... her asshole is NOT a safe place to visit. 
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: AlphaGyno on December 02, 2014, 12:01:13 PM
This warpig has the Cornelius hair cut.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Rudee on December 02, 2014, 02:34:55 PM
;D

(http://i.imgur.com/brQ9Uak.jpg)

Likely just another 'Fake' picture and story dreamed up in hopes it would go viral.   As if the guy behind her could read what she's texting on the phone.  And who carries a pen with them to write a note like that, and then takes a picture of the note?  C'mon,  just pure BS story that someone made up to get viral shares for attention purposes.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: SquidVicious on December 02, 2014, 11:04:35 PM
Any guy who drags a chick to a football game deserves this.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: 240 is Back on December 03, 2014, 06:29:12 AM
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Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: pedro01 on December 03, 2014, 06:50:00 AM
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Bukkake - I count 4 shots. Or 8 if Asian.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 03, 2014, 06:58:22 AM
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mentaly weak women.  just my kind.
Title: Re: Sloot gets owned
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 03, 2014, 09:19:16 AM
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:) She's so proud.