Sloot gets owned

[Army of One]

 

[Army of One]

I like this guys creatively placed message

[OneMoreRep]

I like this guys creatively placed message

That's very creative.

"1"

[Hulkotron]

I like this guys creatively placed message

I don't get it, what happened here?

[calfzilla]

That girl has a fat neck. Would not hit. 

[Knooger]

I don't get it, what happened here?

Underside of toilet seat. Whores piss sitting down, boyfriend will find note at first piss.

[Obvious Gimmick]

Letter #1: mind your business snitch

Letter #2: she told you she had a bf because you have a small dick and insisted that she call you pumpkin.

HTH

[Andy Griffin]

I don't like her Peppermint Patty haircut. 

[Irongrip400]

Underside of toilet seat. Whores piss sitting down, boyfriend will find note at first piss.

Unless he pissed with a boner, in situations like that I tend to just turn to the left and go on the shower wall.

[Knooger]

Unless he pissed with a boner, in situations like that I tend to just turn to the left and go on the shower wall.

Solid policy that I shall employ in the future.

[OneMoreRep]

Unless he pissed with a boner, in situations like that I tend to just turn to the left and go on the shower wall.

"1"

[gmflex]

I hope the sucker guy gets a DNA test once the child is born..
Once a cheater always a cheater 
Will avoid him paying child support if he gets rid of the slut...

[Rambone]

That's one ugly broad. I don't even have to see the face. Pale, flabby neck with a DLB haircut. Makes my micro penis shrink even smaller than usual. She's missing 4 things. A blow hole, bucket of mackerel, whale sling, and a hose to keep her wet Free Willy style.

[Tapeworm]

Best news he's heard all day.

Poor Jason. 

[calfzilla]

That's one ugly broad. I don't even have to see the face. Pale, flabby neck with a DLB haircut. Makes my micro penis shrink even smaller than usual. She's missing 4 things. A blow hole, bucket of mackerel, whale sling, and a hose to keep her wet Free Willy style.

X2. Plus she's one of those whores you take to a game and she spends all her time playing on her phone.

[Rambone]

X2. Plus she's one of those whores you take to a game and she spends all her time playing on her phone.

Agreed. I wouldn't need a note to kick that whale to the curb.

[SquidVicious]

She'll just say that guy was some stalker dude she used to know and the sucker will believe it. Don't waste time trying to help out your bros.

[kreator]

she must be at least 300 pounds on Sundays

[Voice of Doom]

She'll just say that guy was some stalker dude she used to know and the sucker will believe it. Don't waste time trying to help out your bros.

maybe...unless he knows a "Jason".  Then he'll look into it.

[Archer77]

she must be at least 300 pounds on Sundays

She's a reserve lineman for the Lions. The Jason she was referring to was Jason Jones and by being with him she meant on the field.

[Walter Sobchak]

she must be at least 300 pounds on Sundays

In Michigan that is considered fitness model territory.

[Henda]

The best possible situation is that this big obese cu nt is carrying the other blokes baby, big obese whores should know there place as this whale should be thankful that a man can look past her grotesque appearance and be seen in public with her and she repays him by cheating on him the ungrateful cu nt

[Tapeworm]

I liked the acrow prop reference.  It had a nice contractor vibe.  Please repost.

[Sophus]

Probably Jason is some needy but also decent looking guy

The stupid whale probably thinks that guy has serious feelings etc. but he just wants to go in raw ( but pulling out of course ) and thats it

[Henda]

I liked the acrow prop reference.  It had a nice contractor vibe.  Please repost.

Perhaps this paticular breed of whore is more likely to have excess thigh fat rather than large overhanging gut facilitating the use of a trench prop instead?